Mr. Chinese

The next day, Jin Xunfeng also started to sort out his own photos, but when he imported the photos into the computer...

The 32G memory card contains more than ten gigabytes, which is full of Hexilang!

He Xilang who landed on one foot with a cane, He Xilang who carefully adjusted the equipment, He Xilang whose nose was red from the cold, He Xilang whose whole body was wrapped in a down jacket, He Xilang who laughed at him , the tender-eyed He Xilang...

Jin Xunfeng was completely dumbfounded. This kind of mentally retarded behavior must be something that Xu Qiandeng's brainless fans can do!He suddenly panicked, as if his little thoughts had been discovered by others.However, in addition to the panic, he also had a feeling of secret joy in his heart.

Only he has seen so many looks of He Xilang, those classmates who call He Xilang "male god", no one is as lucky as him.

At this time, Jin Xunfeng hadn't realized that his behavior was abnormal, nor had he realized what was behind this abnormal behavior.

Now he just picked a few favorite photos for post-processing, then imported them into his phone, and went to sleep satisfied.

In the middle of the night, everything is silent, and the electronic clock on the bedside table emits a faint blue light, and the time displayed on it is 03:30 in the middle of the night.

The person on the bed was sleeping, breathing lightly.Suddenly, the person on the bed moved, Jin Xunfeng got up with a gloomy face, and reached out to grab a handful of messy hair.

It may be that the hot pot eaten at night was too salty, Jin Xunfeng woke up thirsty in the middle of the night, and planned to go to the kitchen to find water to drink.After opening the door, he found that there was a gap in the door of He Xilang's room, and a warm yellow light was shining through the gap.

Still up in the middle of the night?Or woke up again?Jin Xunfeng was a little worried. In the first week after the leg injury, the teacher would wake up from the pain basically every night.Does the teacher feel uncomfortable again?

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?"

"I'm uncomfortable." He Xilang lay on the bed, his face was red, and his forehead was covered with sweat.

"Does your leg hurt again?" Jin Xunfeng sat on the edge of the bed and pinched the injured part.

"It's not there," He Xilang shook his head, his lips parted slightly, for a person who was originally so cold, he did this gesture very attractively.He Xilang grabbed his hand and walked all the way down, "It's uncomfortable here..."

Jin Xunfeng was startled by the heat, and subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but He Xilang was so powerful that he couldn't break free.

Jin Xunfeng's face was flushed red, and he didn't dare to move. He tentatively called out: "Old... teacher?"

"I'm suffering here, help me." He Xilang begged, his voice was sweeter than ever.

At the moment of bliss, Jin Xunfeng woke up suddenly, his panting hadn't subsided, but his underwear was already soaked.He turned his head and saw that the electronic clock on the bedside table showed that the time was 03:30 in the middle of the night.

His body was sweating a lot, sticky and very uncomfortable.Jin Xunfeng secretly carried a pair of underwear, intending to go to the bathroom to take a shower, but when he opened the door, he bumped into He Xilang.

For a moment, he couldn't tell whether it was reality or a dream, Jin Xunfeng was startled and terrified, almost collapsed: "Teacher...?"

"What's the matter? Did it wake you up?" He Xilang smiled apologetically, "I'm a little thirsty from the hot pot I ate at night, so I got up and looked for water to drink."

Jin Xunfeng grabbed his dirty underwear, feeling extremely embarrassed.

"Are you...?" He Xilang obviously saw it too.

"I just had a nightmare and I was sweating all over. I'm going to take a shower." Jin Xunfeng squeezed his underwear tightly, feeling very guilty.

Fortunately, He Xilang didn't ask any more questions, and Jin Xunfeng quickly took a battle bath.After taking a shower, he wanted to wash the incriminating underpants first, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was too deliberate to only wash the underpants, so he planned to wash the shorts and T-shirt as well.But in their house, except for the underwear, they have to be washed by hand, and all the clothes are thrown into the washing machine, and it's too strange to do laundry in the middle of the night, right?

Washing clothes in the middle of the night, even if he didn't do anything at that time, he would be mistaken for something, not to mention that he did something in the first place.

For the first time, Jin Xunfeng had trouble doing laundry.

The next day, He Xilang found that Jin Xunfeng woke up very early in the morning, washed all his clothes, and made breakfast.And the person concerned was in the study, holding a copy of "The Interpretation of Dreams" in his hand.

Jin Xunfeng had never read a book so seriously. He read "The Interpretation of Dreams" word by word, trying to find something in it that could perfectly explain his absurd dream.

But Freud said that a dream is the fulfillment of a wish, and a dream is a modified wish.

Could it be that the dream last night was really to satisfy my desire?But you shouldn’t dream of a teacher to satisfy your desires, right?Jin Xunfeng was not happy, he obviously respected his teacher, how could he be so beastly?

"What nonsense are you writing! Freud is a big fool." He cursed, but he was very guilty in his heart.

He Xilang poked his head in and said, "Actually, your scolding is quite reasonable. Freud's high status and fame are due to the fact that he created the subject of psychoanalysis. In his era, it was very important to have such research results. Great. But it turned out that his theory left a lot to be desired.”

"Teacher, you think the same way!" Jin Xunfeng felt happy that he had met a savior, "Freud said that dreams are the manifestation of people's unsatisfied desires, which is completely nonsense."

He Xilang shook his head: "This theory makes sense."

Jin Xunfeng couldn't laugh anymore.

He Xilang added: "But I don't really believe it."

Jin Xunfeng was happy again.

He Xilang continued: "Dreams are random, absurd, and out of human control. If someone thinks that I dreamed something in a dream, they think it is my wish, and then they are affected by the dream and want to be in reality. Do something too, it's extremely stupid."

"But teacher..." Jin Xunfeng grasped the key points accurately this time, and he felt a little guilty, "You just think that people shouldn't believe this point of view, but they actually agree with his point of view?"

"Well, there is an old saying in China called 'Thinking every day and dreaming at night'. I think it makes sense, but just because it makes sense doesn't mean I will believe it."

Seeing that Jin Xunfeng didn't understand, He Xilang asked, "Will you believe his words and let the dream control you?"

Jin Xunfeng shook his head, frantically.

"Then it's over." He Xilang spread his hands, "For example, someone dreams that he is stealing, and then thinks that he actually wants to steal; someone dreams that he is doing evil in a dream, and thinks that he also wants to do evil in reality. , isn’t that weird? Dreams are just meaningless brain activity while you sleep, don’t let absurd dreams affect our own lives.”

Jin Xunfeng nodded, deeply enlightened, thinking that he is really not that kind of rubbish.

Suddenly, there was a doorbell.

He Xilang: "It should be that my courier has arrived, please help me sign for it."

When he opened the door, it turned out to be SF's brother. Jin Xunfeng took a look at the receipt, and there was no item information written on the courier slip. He didn't think much about it, and left the package at the door after signing for it.

***

"Suddenly dreamed about the teacher? It's normal. I also dreamed about the teacher several times. I also dreamed that I failed a class, and I woke up in a cold sweat." When Jin Xunfeng called, Beipu was in the gym , talking still panting.

Jin Xunfeng was a little embarrassed: "It's not your kind of dream."

Bei Pu asked, "Is that the kind of dream?"

"That's the kind..."

"Huh?" Bei Pu was as stupid as a straight man.

"Damn it, you know it! Aren't you gay?" Jin Xunfeng was forced to yell and roared.

"Fuck, I'm gay so I have to know what you dreamed about? You might as well say that I'm a roundworm in your stomach!" Bei Pu yelled back, and after he finished speaking, something went wrong suddenly Come on, "Wait, it has something to do with being gay. Could it be that you had a dream about your teacher?"

Jin Xunfeng was silent.

Bei Pu asked again: "And your teacher is still a man?"

Jin Xunfeng let out a "hmm" and was troubled: "I don't know why, that dream came so suddenly, I feel a little embarrassed to face the teacher now..."

"Damn it, Jin Xunfeng, aren't you a straight man with a steel pipe? What the hell are you going to bend now?"

"I didn't say I was bent," Jin Xunfeng said sadly, "I just think it's strange, I've never had any unusual feelings for my teacher, but why did I dream What about him?"

"Think about it every day and dream at night, maybe you don't even know it yourself, but you already have that kind of feeling for the teacher."

"No, no, it's impossible." Jin Xunfeng didn't believe it. "I really treat him as an elder. At most, I can't help but want to get close to such an outstanding person. Besides, it's not like you don't know me. , I fall in love as if it were just for fun, instead of breaking up after becoming a couple, I am willing to maintain this kind of teacher-student relationship."

"Since you say that, why are you still entangled with the pure teacher-student relationship." Bei Pu picked his nostrils.

"But I feel that I don't seem to reject the scene in the dream..."

Bei Pu: "..."

Damn, it's all like this and you still say you don't bend? !

"Maybe it's because I respect the teacher too much." Jin Xunfeng asked himself a reason.

"You can pull it down, respect the teacher and respect the bed."

Jin Xunfeng: "..."

"Brother. After thinking about it, I feel that this dream is destined in the dark, and this is a sign that you are going to change your mind. Think about it, you have had so many girlfriends before and have never slept with a kindergarten child. It's like playing house, others think you don't lift it."

After such a sentence was damaged, Jin Xunfeng rarely refuted it, which showed that he was already very troubled.

Bei Pu continued: "It doesn't matter who the person in your dream is, anyway, it's a man, right? I'll tell you secretly, I have often dreamed of different people, but in the end I just wanted to masturbate a few times. Why don't I take you to a gay bar to experience it and see if you are straight or straight?"