Enthusiastic monster in the entertainment industry

After the three hosts opened the show, Hu Bai and the others were invited to the stage.

There are three of them, one is a little fresh meat who is so unlucky that he almost passed out, one is an Internet celebrity, and the other is a newcomer.Considering various factors, the director of the program group directly let the three of them appear on stage in a regular manner, without doing too many tricks.In order to avoid that sometimes, the audience will not be very supportive because they are unfamiliar.

This time, however, the director was doomed to miscalculate.When the host Shen Qiu shouted: "We invite our "Star Breeders" guests to come on stage!"

At that moment, more than half of the audience present shouted Hu Bai's name.And then, when the three of Hu Bai appeared on the stage, the audience screamed even more.

The director of the program group regretted it a bit. He knew that he had arranged a decent appearance for them.

The three of them walked slowly towards the center of the stage, and said hello to the audience and host in unison: "Hello, audience friends, and host."

After saying hello, the three introduced themselves respectively under the arrangement of the host.

First was Hu Bai, he was a little shy, and said with a slight smile, "My name is Hu Bai."

Then there was a moment of silence, until Shen Qiu waved his hand: "That's it, the introduction is over?"

Hu Bai looked at him inexplicably, didn't he ask him to introduce himself?Is there anything else to introduce besides the name?

He thought about it, his identity as a monster is absolutely unavoidable, as for other identities...he tentatively said: "Male, actor."

"Pfft!" Yang Qianfeng was the first to hold back and laughed.

The others froze for a moment before reacting.Immediately, there were all kinds of laughter on and off the stage.

Hu Bai:? ? ?

He Miaomiao was the first to free himself from the laughter, handed the microphone to Yang Qianfeng, and said with a smile, "Come on, Yang Qianfeng, show Hu Bai a demonstration and tell him what is called self-introduction!"

Yang Qianfeng took it, held back his smile for a while, and said solemnly: "Hello everyone, I am Yang Qianfeng, a singer and actor. I am here today to promote my new single "Happy Wind" ", the second is to promote our program "Star Breeder", I hope everyone will support, thank you!"

"Did you see it, did you see it!" Li Peng smiled and put his arm on Hu Bai's shoulder, "This is called self-introduction!"

Hu Bai nodded immediately, and introduced the dramas and roles he had acted in, as well as the breeder's programs, in a very fast manner.

Before the host could react, he had already finished speaking.

Li Peng was dumbfounded: "You, you are from the broadcasting department, you are so slippery!"

Shen Qiu interrupted: "Okay, Hu Bai finally made a normal self-introduction. If you didn't catch it clearly, you can listen to it again after the show is broadcast. Now, please sit on the anchor ball with millions of fans Ball, come introduce yourself for us."

Qiuqiu immediately smiled sweetly: "Hello everyone, I am Qiuqiu, a game, beauty makeup and dance anchor..."

After the introduction, the three formed teams under the arrangement of the host, and prepared to play some games.

This is the customary process of this show. The guests and hosts use these games to create some jokes to bring laughter to the audience.

Hu Bai and Qiuqiu are in a group, and at the same time, there is also a slightly fat Shen Qiu in his group.Li Peng and Yang Qianfeng were in a group. Because of the number of people, the program group asked a staff member who often appeared in front of the audience and had a fan base, Xiao Wang, to join them to make up the number.As for the hostess He Miaomiao, she acted as the referee.

He Miaomiao glanced at the cards in her hand, and then said with a smile: "According to international practice, the winning group can ask the losing group to do one thing. Tell me, what do you want the other party to do?"

Yang Qianfeng: "The loser is an ugly photo."

Li Peng: "I agree with the ugly photos!"

Qiuqiu: "If you lose, I will confess my love to me a hundred times on Weibo!"

Shen Qiu: "You can confess your love, I agree!"

Hu Bai: "The loser will give me a red envelope."

Everyone looked at Hu Bai suspiciously: "...a red envelope?"

Hu Bai nodded: "WeChat red envelopes or transfers are supported. Of course, Alipay is also possible!" He has long learned to play with these convenient things under Ye Huaiqian's guidance.

Everyone: "..."

In the end, Yang Qianfeng, who already had a certain understanding of Hu Bai, said straightforwardly: "Success, I will send you a 100 yuan red envelope then!"

Hu Bai: "Deal!"

Li Peng said anxiously: "Hey, what's the deal, it's a deal before it even compares!"

"It's okay, we have Qiuqiu in literature, and Hubai in martial arts, we must win." Shen Qiu smiled, "I don't want to confess my love anymore, I want a red envelope. The loser will send me a 100 yuan red envelope, thank you!"

Qiuqiu raised his hand: "I don't want to confess, I want a red envelope!"

Yang Qianfeng's team: "..."

He Miaomiao suppressed her smile, coughed lightly, and said solemnly: "Then the first game, quick question and quick answer. One party must answer within three seconds after asking the other party, and ask the other party within five seconds after answering. If it is overtime, then fail."

The first group is Shen Qiu against Li Peng, Shen Qiu loses.The second group was Qiuqiu against Xiaowang, and Xiaowang lost.In the end, only Hu Bai and Yang Qianfeng were left, and the game was decided.

When the two big boys stood on the field, there was an inexplicable smell of gunpowder.Because Hu Bai's group won the previous game, so this time it was Hu Bai who asked the question first.

Hu Bai: "Why did you name yourself Yang Qianfeng?"

What's the problem!Yang Qianfeng paused for a second before answering: "My mother woke up when she thought about it. It's my turn to ask you, do you often go to Weibo?"

Hu Bai: "Not often. Let me ask you, how old are you?"

"24. Let me ask you, why don't you go to Weibo often?"

Hu Bai: "Because the mobile phone plan has too little traffic. Let me ask you, what color do you like?"

Yang Qianfeng was suspiciously silent for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing: "Puff hahaha..."

The audience off the field couldn't help laughing, Hu Bai's answer was quite down-to-earth!

Hu Bai didn't understand why, when he first applied for a mobile phone card, he was so poor that he couldn't get enough to eat, so he would only buy the cheapest package, so if his mobile phone wasn't connected to wifi, he wouldn't dare to go online.

He's just telling the truth, what are they laughing at?

He Miaomiao suppressed her smile: "Okay, Yang Qianfeng lost. In this game, Hu Baiqiu and Shen Qiu won. But Hu Xiaobai, I think you are probably the first star in history who seldom goes to Weibo because of insufficient traffic. .”

Chen Jun clenched his left hand and punched his right palm in the audience. After the show was over, Hu Xiaobai would not be able to receive endorsements from the communication company in the future.

Well, fortunately, the endorsement of the communication company was not within the scope of the endorsement he wanted to win for Hu Xiaobai from the very beginning.

The second game is for everyone to compete in rock climbing. There is a question on the top of the rock, and the group that solves the answer first wins.If neither side can solve it, then the first to reach the top wins.

This "rock" is a prop brought by the program group. It is several meters high and stands there at an angle of 75 degrees.The bottom is covered with sponge to prevent someone from accidentally slipping down.

As soon as He Miaomiao started running, everyone rushed over, grabbing the rope and climbing up.Throughout the process, they also blocked each other, intending to let the other fail and slip.

Hu Bai was pushed back by these people, and Yang Qianfeng's team focused on him and kept guarding against him.Because the space is limited, and the opponent is only a human being, Hu Bai couldn't use it for a while, and couldn't cross it.

While he was thinking hard about his strategy, He Miaomiao screamed when he heard the audience and Qiuqiu.He looked up and saw that the ball was crumbling a little far away from him.The next thing was wonderful, just heard her scream, and her hand slipped and fell from the top.Hu Bai instantly thought that it was his team member, so he quickly aimed at the right time, because when she passed by him, he stretched out his hand and caught it.He hastened to push the ball to the next foothold.

Qiuqiu subconsciously grabbed the raised foothold, gave Hu Bai a grateful look with tears in his eyes, thanked him, and then struggled to climb up.

Hu Bai also turned his head, glanced at Yang Qianfeng and the others who subconsciously moved sideways because the ball fell, and quickly climbed up before they could react.

When Yang Qianfeng and his group reacted, Hu Bai was almost on the top.The three of them looked at each other, and hurriedly climbed up.During the period, he took advantage of the situation and grabbed Shen Qiu from above a lot.

Hu Bai was the first to climb to the top, and he was invincible without anyone stopping him.However, when he saw the topic on the top, his surging emotions instantly deflated like a punctured balloon at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He sat down on the ground beside him decadently, and sighed with resentment.

It said on that piece of paper: Please solve the following quadratic equation in two variables, and then wrote some silly characters that would give you a headache.

He hasn't even studied his junior high school textbook yet!

In the end, Hu Bai watched helplessly as Xiao Wang in Yang Qianfeng's group solved the equation and gave the answer.

He Miaomiao asked Yang Qianfeng and his team to give a speech under the "rock". Yang Qianfeng said: "First of all, I have to thank Xiao Wang. In fact, among us, he is the only one who can solve binary quadratic equations. In fact, we discussed tactics, that is, We felt that their team of Qiuqiu and Brother Shen might not be easy to climb up, but Hu Bai is very powerful. So we first sent two people to stop Hu Bai, and the remaining one climbed up."

Li Peng gasped and said, "If we had known earlier, Hu Bai wouldn't know how to solve quadratic equations, so we wouldn't bother to stop him!"

Shen Qiu thumped the ground exaggeratedly: "Woo who came up with the question, I don't know if we have returned all the knowledge we learned in high school to the teacher!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Hu Bai maintained the posture of sitting on the ground, drawing circles on the floor with his fingers, feeling that the whole monster life was darkened.

After all, I still suffered from being uneducated!

The author has something to say: Hu Xiaobai: Suddenly I feel so uneducated

Ye Huaiqian's daily shoutout*3: Be good, wait for me to come back, I will teach you.

Here's the boring little theater time:

Last time I told you that little angels weighing less than 100 catties can sign up for Hu Xiaobai to lift them up for you, and then some little angels over [-] catties also want to lift them.Since I also wanted to be held high, I decided to intercede with Hu Xiaobai.turn out……

Hu Xiaobai: Yes, but that is another price.

Me: I'm only two or three catties over...

Hu Xiaobai [Tan Shou]: Three yuan, supports multiple payment methods

Me: ... See you again!I won't give you a dime!

Hu Xiaobai [waving]: Come back, I'll give you a [-]% discount, thirty cents!

ps: Another price, this stem comes from Bai Jingting Bai rap