Enthusiastic monster in the entertainment industry

On the way back to the hotel after lunch, Yang Qianfeng was in a low mood.He is a majestic star, but he was almost detained by the restaurant because of insufficient food money!

In order to prevent the store manager from calling the police, he also suggested that he could stay and wash the dishes.Unfortunately, the other party refused.In the end, it was Hu Bai who paid to make up the difference, otherwise Yang Qianfeng might become the first star to eat the overlord's meal and enter the game.

Seeing him in a bad mood, Hu Bai felt a little embarrassed.

The money given by the program group is really limited, and Hu Baiben planned to buy some steamed buns at noon to deal with it.It's just that I didn't expect to drop the pie, and help Yang Qianfeng feed the tiger in exchange for a meal.

What Yang Qianfeng took him to was a food stall, and then asked Hu Baike to work harder and not save him.

Perhaps in his opinion, this kind of cheap food stall will not be too expensive no matter how you eat it.

Hu Bai took it seriously, thinking that Yang Qianfeng knew his appetite, and thought that the other party had brought private money.Chen Jun also taught him before, asking him to hide some money with him when he participated in variety shows, in case of emergencies.

Hu Bai ordered a lot of dishes according to his appetite, and he ordered two buckets of rice.He didn't hesitate to stop until he felt that it might be more than the money given by the program group.Forget it, let's exercise restraint, just eat seventy percent full.After all, it's someone else's treat, so I'm sorry to eat too much.

However, what he didn't expect was that there was still not enough money at the checkout.Obviously the dishes he ordered were the cheapest, but the food was the main thing, so why is it so expensive?

In order to prevent Yang Qianfeng from being left as a coolie or getting involved in the game, Hu Bai had no choice but to feel out his own little money and put some money in with his heart bleeding.

It's better to eat steamed buns by yourself!

Both of them returned to the hotel in frustration, and went back to their rooms to rest.

Hu Bai was unhappy because he spent money but was not able to eat enough, and Yang Qianfeng was unhappy because he treated guests but asked them to pay instead, losing face and being unhappy.Oh, no, Yang Qianfeng has to worry about his lunch for the next few days.Although, he can skip lunch, but two days a day is fine, and there will be four days in the next one!

He didn't want to pass out while feeding the tiger.

When Hu Bai returned to the hotel sullenly, Chen Jun was also there.Seeing his dejected look, he raised his eyebrows: "What, did you lose money?"

"Almost..." Hu Bai looked at him with a sad face, "I helped Yang Qianfeng feed the tiger, and he said he would treat me to dinner. As a result... when we finished eating and paid the bill, he didn't have enough money, so I had to pay him 30 yuan."

30 yuan, thirty steamed buns!If he was big enough, he would almost be full!

Chen Jun rolled his eyes at him: "You don't know how to restrain yourself when you treat someone, this is all right, let's make him poor!"

Hu Bai was also very aggrieved, and said with a pursed mouth: "I restrained myself. He told me not to be polite, try to order as much as possible. I thought he should know my appetite, so he ordered a lot. But I clearly ordered It’s a cheap dish, I don’t order any big fish or meat.”

"With such a small amount of money, you still expect big fish and big meat!" Chen Jun rolled his eyes almost to the sky.

However, seeing Hu Bai's sullen look, he finally softened his heart, and couldn't help but said: "Okay, okay, it hurts you so much. I'll give you 300 yuan, and you find a way to hide it. Wait for the money from the program group After you finish spending, spend the 300 yuan again. Also, eat as normal when you eat, don’t waste money. If you don’t have enough money later, I’ll give it to you again.”

Hu Bai thought about it, it is indeed safer to put more money on him.So he said embarrassedly: "Okay, then Brother Chen, I will return the money to you after the recording of the show is finished."

"No need." Chen Jun waved his hand, anyway, he can ask Mr. Ye for reimbursement.I believe that Mr. Ye will be happy to reimburse Hu Bai for his meal expenses.

Hu Bai didn't argue with him, thinking to himself that he would just return the money later.

He took the 300 yuan from Chen Jun, thought about it, folded it, took off the shoes and stuffed them into the socks, and then put on the shoes again.

The corners of Chen Jun's mouth twitched: "You, where did you put the money?!"

Hu Bai nodded: "There is no other place to put it." The clothes have no pockets, and the work clothes are afraid of being searched.Or in socks, safe!

Chen Jun: "..."

Noticing Chen Jun's disgusted eyes, Hu Bai almost swears: "My feet don't stink, really!"

"...cough, that's enough, if it doesn't stink, it doesn't stink, go to lunch break!" Chen Jun said, anyway, whether it stinks or not doesn't hurt him.

In the evening, Hu Bai set off for the zoo again.

When I came out of the stairs, I ran into Yang Qianfeng. Seeing that he was not in good spirits, Hu Bai secretly said to him with great loyalty: "My manager will give me 300 yuan, and I will treat you to lunch tomorrow."

Yang Qianfeng's funds have been eaten up by him, so he probably won't have lunch tomorrow.

Yang Qianfeng: "Um... okay, thank you." I feel like crying.After his agent knew about it, he only told him about it, and he just took the opportunity to lose weight.Hu Bai's manager, give me money!

They are also agents, so why is there such a big difference!

The two went to the zoo together, and then separated.

Hu Bai changed into his overalls and went to the snake area again to feed the snakes.But this time, it feels completely different.

It's not the environment, or the people, but the snakes.

When he came to feed them in the morning, those snakes were lazily ignoring him, but now they are all very enthusiastic about him, crawling over as soon as they see him.

Some hit his legs with snake heads, some hooked their tails with his calves, and some even tried to climb onto him.

"Hiss~hiss~" Mr. Yao, can you teach me how to cultivate into a demon?

"Hiss~~" Mr. Yao, can you tell me what kind of conditions are needed to become a demon?

"Hiss, hiss~~" Mr. Yao, can you tell me about your experience in becoming a demon?

"Hiss~~" Mr. Yao, I heard that hybrid animals and plants can become spirits, is it true?

"..." Hu Bai didn't dare to hit them hard due to the existence of the camera's mind-receiving microphone, so he could only use his hands to gently remove each snake that surrounded him, and then exited the room.

However, there are also some snakes who are more stubborn and do not get the answer or do not give up on the answer.No, just as Hu Bai moved the one-meter-long poisonous snake aside, the snake immediately climbed up again, and the speed was quite fast.

Hu Bai had no choice but to hold the snake with both hands again, walked to a leafless tree trunk in the snake area, and put the snake on it.Seeing that the snake seemed to want to pounce, he simply grabbed its head and tail, and gently tied a knot around the tree trunk.

"Hiss! Hiss!!" The poisonous snake desperately spit out the snake letter, Mr. Yao, what are you doing, my tail is very precious!

"Stay obediently, don't follow me any more." Hu Bai patted the snake's head, turned around and walked away.

snake:"……"

When Hu Bai walked out of the room, the snake had just struggled away and was coiled on the tree looking at Hu Bai pitifully.There was an obvious grievance in those peas eyes.

Cameraman: "..." The feeling of horror when I saw Hu Bai being entangled by these snakes has completely disappeared.At this moment, he only had one thought - Wucao, what should I do if all the snakes in this zoo have become spirits!

Hu Bai waved to the cameraman, motioning the cameraman to follow quickly.He has to feed the most annoying big guy!

When I was feeding that guy in the morning, I told him to chat with him, but I forgot.This will pass, and that big guy doesn't know how to make trouble!

Going to the area where the boa constrictor was, before Hu Bai entered, he saw that big boa constrictor was already sticking to the glass door, and the two beady eyes on the big head were full of resentment.

Hu Bai raised his hand towards him: "Stand back a little, I'm going to open the door."

The boa constrictor stepped back obediently.

As soon as Hu Bai entered, the big guy leaned over again, pushed his head against his calf, and hissed.That appearance, just like a child acting coquettishly wronged after being deceived by an adult.

"Hiss~ hiss~~" You lied to the snake, you lied to the snake!

"Okay, it's getting old, let's hold it." Hu Bai patted its snake's head, letting it stay on the side.

The python aggrievedly walked to the other end, coiled itself into a ball, and looked at Hu Bai pitifully.

After Hu Bai finished his work this time, the snake coiled motionless in the distance, he couldn't bear it and said, "I'm going to feed the panda now, and I'll chat with you when I come back, okay?"

"Hiss~~" You keep your word, don't lie to the snake again!Otherwise, I won't let you in tomorrow!

Hu Bai raised his eyebrows and agreed.Then he turned around and took the cameraman to the place where the panda was.

As soon as he walked in the door, Hu Bai was thrown into his arms by the smallest panda Jixiang.No, it should be said that the thigh was hugged firmly.

He can't move at all!

Hu Bai had no choice but to reach out and hug the little guy up.

Seeing that Hu Bai was willing to hug it, the furry boy let out an "oooo~" in shock, and thrust his hairy head into Hu Bai's arms.

Gently patted the little guy's chubby butt, Hu Bai put him on the ground, and coaxed: "Stay here, I'll get you food."

"Woo~~" I don't want to eat, the food given by humans is not good.

Hu Bai had a meal, because the food was not tasty, so he was lazy and didn't want to eat it, right?

He pursed his lips and stroked its small head.It seems that the zoo is not really that good.

After patting the hairy boy's little head, Hu Bai turned around to change food, water and clean up.

Almost the next moment after he finished cleaning, Xiao Jixiang became his leg pendant again.

Hu Bai helplessly tore the clingy little goblin off its leg, and carried it to its older siblings.

Guoguo and Chacha didn't come out of their respective dens, whether they were sleeping or something.As Hu Bai approached, the two of them came out from inside, excitedly leaning over and circling around Hu Bai.Especially Chacha, who stretched out her two hairy paws, and seemed to want Hu Bai to hold it high.

Hu Bai always has a gentler attitude towards girls.He shook his head, put little auspicious on Chacha's body, and then patted it on the head: "Be good and play together. Brother is still busy, so he can't stay here."

"Woo~~" Don't go!Little Jixiang tried in vain to hug Hu Bai's thigh again.

Hu Bai stepped back, turned around and was about to leave.But he didn't want to, at the moment he turned around, something rushed behind him, throwing his whole monster to the ground.

"Hmm..." Hu Bai tried his best to turn over, knocking the huge monster behind him to the ground.Feeling strange on his face, he stretched out his hand to touch it, okay, a yellow-white unknown object.Bow your head and smell it, vomit!

He looked angrily at the big guy who pushed him down and caused his face to be rubbed with bird feces, and gritted his teeth: "Fruit! Fruit!"

Guoguo showed no remorse, and even thought he was going to play with him because he heard Hu Bai calling his name.So, it immediately grinned and rushed over in an attempt to throw Hu Bai down again.Hey, this human being is still fun!It used to play with other humans, and after knocking people down, those people would get up and run away screaming.

Only Hu Bai, he did not run away, nor did he scream.He's even strong enough to knock it over right away, which is so much fun!

Seeing the big Guoguo rushing towards him, Hu Bai quickly stretched out his hand, covering its head with one hand, and grabbed its ear with the other hand.

"Aww~~~" Guoguo screamed!

When Xiao Jixiang saw Guoguo's miserable appearance, the whole panda became ill immediately.Didn't Ma Ma say that humans dare not hit them because they are national treasures?However, the person in front of him didn't hit them either, so he pulled Guoguo's ears!

There is no hair on the ear, it hurts to pull it!

It turned around and jumped into Chacha's arms, shivering while holding Chacha.

Hu Bai didn't know that he was frightening the two cuties, he stopped Guoguo's footsteps, and after grabbing its ears, it wasn't enough, he just grabbed Guoguo's front paws.

Looking at the fine sand on the paw with disgust, Hu Bai stretched out his hand and patted it, then raised the paw full of black fur to his face, and wiped the bird droppings.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Guoguo screamed worse than before, how could she rub bird feces on the cute panda, it stinks!

Hu Bai ignored it, and after wiping his face, he held Guoguo's big face with both hands, watching his own reflection from those small eyes.

Well, it seems that there is no residue left, and it is clean.

So he let go of Guoguo in satisfaction, and said harshly to it: "Next time you jump on me, I will tear your ears off."

"Woooooo~~~" Guoguo huddled pitifully into a ball.

After threatening the panda, Hu Bai, like a victorious rooster, went out to meet the cameraman with his own two-meter-eight aura.

The cameraman asked concerned: "Is your waist okay?"

The panda was too big, and he had clearly seen that it was heading straight towards Hu Bai's lower back.Therefore, he was a little worried that Hu Bai had hurt his waist.

Hu Bai waved his hand, if it were an ordinary human, it would probably cause internal injuries, but he is not human.Except for the faint smell of bird droppings in the nasal voice, there is no discomfort.

The cameraman saw that he didn't seem to be in trouble, so he reassured: "Your feeding work has been completed for the time being, are you going to go back next?"

Hu Bai didn't answer directly, but looked up at the sky and asked, "Is the buffet starting soon?"

The cameraman froze for a moment, then shook his head: "Not yet, it will probably take another hour."

"Then..." Hu Bai wanted to talk to the snake in the next few minutes, otherwise the snake might really block the door and affect his work.

However, before he could tell the next arrangement, he heard Yang Qianfeng's cautious voice.

"Hu Bai, can you feed the tiger for me?"

Hu Bai looked at him, but didn't answer right away.In the morning, Yang Qianfeng said he wanted to invite him to dinner, so he helped.But this time, Yang Qianfeng had no money and couldn't invite him to dinner, so he didn't want to help much.

I'm a little busy and can't help.He heard Ye Huaiqian say that if one person is required to help another person with work too often, the other person will take it for granted as time goes by.When that person stopped helping, it would be his fault instead.

Yang Qianfeng seemed to see Hu Bai's thoughts, and said very politely: "I'll treat you to dinner when the recording of the show is over. If you feed me once, I'll treat you to a meal!"

Hu Bai said cheerfully: "Deal!"

Although Lao Qian's food is delicious, sometimes Hu Bai can't go back to eat when he gets busy.He decided that if this happened, he would invite Yang Qianfeng out to treat him to dinner!

So soon, Yang Qianfeng led Hu Bai happily back to where the tiger was.

The tiger is still the same tiger as before, fierce and mighty.But when he saw Hu Bai, he suddenly became like a big cat.

"Woo~~" Brother, you are here again.

Hu Bai shrugged: "Yang Qianfeng said he was a little afraid of you, so please ask me to help."

"Woo..." A good-for-nothing human being, I'm afraid that I will fail if I eat him!

Hu Bai glanced at the cowardly Yang Qianfeng, "He may be really afraid that you will eat him."

"Roar~" Stupid or not, human meat is not as delicious as pork, beef, and mutton!Besides, I still want to eat public grain for a few more years!

Hu Bai has never eaten human meat, but he also knows that other meat is delicious.

When he finished his work, the tiger approached him and growled.

"Hey..." Brother, my butt is a little itchy, can you scratch it for me? "

Hu Bai: "..."

With a face full of disgust, Hu Xiaobai finally poked the tiger's butt with the top of the handle of the broom.

"Woo~" Comfortable!A little to the left, a little further down...

Cameraman + Yang Qianfeng: "..."

Due to the angle, they only saw a handsome young man in light green overalls holding a broom and stabbing the tiger's ass.And that majestic big tiger was still humming, enjoying himself.

This picture is too tm ruined the three views!

In order to find the true idea, Hu Bai's cameraman specially changed the direction to take pictures, and then realized...they really thought too dirty.

The top of Hu Bai's broom head was purely for that big tiger... tickling.

"Woo~~" Well, it doesn't itch anymore, thank you big brother!

Hu Bai took back the broom, glanced at the end that had just been in close contact with the tiger's butt in distaste, and said expressionlessly, "You're welcome."

The big tiger turned over, "Roar~" Big brother, can you help me scratch my belly again?

"Are you itchy again?" Hu Bai asked.

"Hey~" No, it's just that you scratched me quite comfortably before.

Hu Bai: "..."

He understands this feeling. When Ye Huaiqian touched his belly earlier, he also felt very comfortable.

Thinking of Ye Huaiqian, Hu Bai suddenly missed him a little bit.I don't know if Laoqian threw away his luxurious cat climbing frame.I don't know if the old man will remember him the next time we meet again in the form of a prototype.

I don't know if the old man will play with him in the future when he sees his true form, stroking his hair, touching his belly...

Hu Bai sighed, threw the broom aside, squatted down and stroked the tiger's white belly.

Compared with this tiger, he is already considered good.At least, if he returns to his original form, there will be more people who will scratch his stomach and tickle him.But for this big tiger, I guess I'm the only one who will scratch him.

Outside the door, the cameraman and Yang Qianfeng stared dumbfounded at the scene of a man, a tiger and a friend scratching their belly.

Hey, hey, you're a ferocious tiger!O king of beasts!Majestic or not!Is it really okay to be so coquettish and cute like a big cat and ask humans to touch their bellies? !

Yang Qianfeng and the cameraman only felt that their three views were rapidly breaking down and slowly reorganizing.

After Hu Bai finished feeding the tiger, he greeted Ye Huaiqian and prepared to leave.

But he didn't want to, before he left, he heard someone calling him again.

"Hu Bai, hello."

Hu Bai turned around and saw that she was a fair and clean little girl.The girl's face was a little embarrassed, her eyes were still red, and she was not in a good condition.

Yang Qianfeng leaned over in surprise, and said, "Qiaoqiu, why did you do this?"

The girl named Qiuqiu smiled wryly: "Aren't the lions and monkeys I drew, but I'm a little afraid of them, and then I didn't dare to get too close when feeding... Then they might feel impatient, the lion roared at me, the monkey Come and play tricks on me too..."

Yang Qianfeng looked at her sympathetically, empathizing with her: "I can understand your feelings. There is a tiger in the one I drew, and I'm almost scared to death!"

Qiuqiu nodded vigorously, she was also terrified.

Turning her head to look at Hu Bai, she was a little embarrassed and said, "I've seen the issue of "Dawn and Evening" that you participated in before, and I saw you tame the monkeys and scare away the snakes." .So I thought...can you please help me feed them?"

At this point, Qiuqiu's eyes were red again: "I really dare not approach them. Another guest helped me open them in the morning so that I could complete the task, but this time they seemed to be very alert and couldn't be lured away."

Hu Bai: "...Sorry, I..."

Before he could say anything, Yang Qianfeng rushed ahead of him and said, "Qiuqiu, did you have lunch at noon?"

Qiuqiu froze for a moment, but didn't realize that having lunch had anything to do with this matter.However, she still shook her head obediently: "I am prone to obesity, and I only dare to eat two meals a day."

Yang Qianfeng had a clear face, and then said to her: "Then it's useless for you to take the funds given to you by the program team?"

Qiuqiu nodded, and immediately reacted, took out the little money and handed it to Hu Bai in a very polite way: "Please help me, this is your reward."

Hu Bai nodded reservedly, and took the little money with his hands without slowing down.Hey, I have money to eat again!

Qiuqiu quickly led Hu Bai, Yang Qianfeng, and their cameramen to where the lion was.Yang Qianfeng would have nothing to do now, thinking that he would be free anyway.Furthermore, he also wanted to know what kind of incredible things would happen between Hu Bai and the lion monkey.

It's not that he was bragging, he always thought that following Hu Bai would always lead to a big show.

A group of people was mighty, and soon arrived at the place where the lion was.

Qiuqiu made a cute gesture to cheer him up, and Yang Qianfeng followed suit.I don't care at all, how ridiculous it is for a big man to do this kind of special action for cute girls.

Anyway, after Hu Bai glanced at him once, he couldn't look at him for a second time.

He looked over and found that there were actually two lions, one big and one small, and both were male.For some reason, these two lions are not as free as the tigers, and they are still put in cages in the room.

Qiuqiu explained in a low voice: "I heard that they haven't been fully domesticated yet. The zoo is afraid that they will hurt people, so they locked them up in cages."

Hu Bai nodded clearly, it turned out that he was a wild guy.

It seemed that Hu Bai was looking at them, and they turned their heads in unison to look at them, with fierce faces on their faces.

After seeing Hu Bai and his group clearly, it seemed a little angry.

"Hey!" Is there no one for you humans, just find some children who are not good at doing things and don't know anything to come over to be breeders.

Hu Bai: "..."

Resisting his yelling back, Hu Bai opened the door and walked in quickly with Qiuqiu.

The little girl Qiuqiu seemed to have tried to feed the lion before, but it was unsuccessful. Several pieces of a bucket of meat were scattered on the ground, stained with dust, and she probably couldn't eat it anymore.

Hu Bai signaled Qiuqiu to clean up the ground, added some meat to the bucket, and then approached the cage.

Qiuqiu said worriedly behind him: "Be careful, they don't like others approaching."

Hu Bai nodded in response, then put the meat into the trough, lifted it up and stretched it into the cage, signaling the lion to eat.

Limited by the cage, if you want to feed the lions, you have to feed things into it yourself.

The big lion didn't cooperate much and roared fiercely at him.The little lion seemed to want to eat it very much, his eyes were fixed on the meat, almost glowing.However, the big lion pressed it, and it seemed that it did not want it to eat the food fed by humans.

Hu Bai tried to feed the food to the mouth of the little lion, but got a roar from the big lion.

Hu Bai lost his temper and said to it, "Roar!"

If you like to eat or not, you deserve it if you starve to death. It's just right to make braised lion's head with rice!

"Roar!" How dare you!

Hu Bai snorted at it: "Look if I dare!"

The lion got angry. It didn't know that the braised lion's head was not made of a real lion. It just thought that the human-like thing in front of it was telling the truth, so it wanted to braise it and the head of its cub.

Hu Bai's eyes were also fixed on it, and his eyes were also fierce, not giving an inch.

One person and one lion became so inexplicably deadlocked.

After a while, the lion was defeated first.

It growled unhappily: I hate humans, and I don't know how to let the country protect animals!

Hu Bai ignored it, the hypocritical lion hates it the most.

"Roar..." The big lion roared again, the portion is too small, add more, otherwise our father and son will always not have enough food.

Hu Bai suddenly realized: "So it's too little, you should have said earlier!"

The big lion hummed aggrievedly, I wanted to say it, but none of those humans understood.So, I had no choice but to make a fuss with my son, hoping to attract the attention of the relevant departments.

Hu Bai shook his head, turned around and added some more meat into the bucket, then returned to the cage under Qiuqiu's puzzled eyes, and showed the big lion the pieces of meat in the bucket.

"How, is it enough to eat?"

Big Lion: "Roar~" Two more yuan will be enough.

Hu Bai then went back and added two pieces of meat, and then fed it to the big lion.

This time, the two lions finally showed no resistance, and they ate hungrily.

After finally being full, the big lion burped, and then growled at Hu Bai: Let your little human girl feed us more meat in the future, we won't lose weight.

Hu Bai: "..."

He turned around and conveyed the lion's request to Qiuqiu: "You give them too little meat, they are unhappy."

Qiuqiu was a little at a loss, looked at Hu Bai, then at the lion, subconsciously said: "I'm sorry..."

Hu Bai waved his hand: "Just pay attention next time."

Qiuqiu nodded, apologized to the lion again, and got a soft roar from the other party.Somehow, this time she didn't feel scared.

The two came out of the lion house, and went to the monkey residence built outdoors together.

The monkey's residence is quite big, surrounded by rockery and trees, and a shallow river was dug under the rockery, flowing around the rockery.

Count the monkeys on the entire rockery and trees, but there are only six.Seeing Hu Bai and the group at this time, they screamed immediately.

Qiuqiu was abused by these monkeys before, so seeing them now, he still panicked.Unknowingly, she quietly hid behind Hu Bai, as if she could block the malicious eyes of those monkeys.

She whispered: "These monkeys have not yet been fully domesticated, and they will be more aggressive towards strangers. It seems that the zoo has not been officially opened because these animals have not been fully domesticated."

Hu Bai nodded understandingly, the monkey is naughty and needs to be trained.

Because Qiuqiu had a psychological shadow on the monkey, Hu Bai didn't let her in.He walked in directly with various tools, ready to make a quick decision.

The monkeys were a little agitated because there was a strange human being in the range of activities. Some monkeys yelled fiercely at Hu Bai, and some even picked up small stones, sand or other things on the ground to throw Hu Bai.

Hu Bai finally knew why the little girl Qiuqiu was in such a mess.

He avoided stones and sand with ease, and grabbed a monkey that rushed down from a tree and tried to attack him.

The monkey looked relatively small, and seemed to be the smallest one here.At this time, Hu Bai was holding him in his hands, and he was still waving his hands and feet with his teeth and claws, and his mouth was squeaking.

Seeing this, the other monkeys seemed to want to rush up.

Hu Bai calmly lifted the little monkey over his head, and said domineeringly: "Don't move, or I'll beat it!"

All monkeys: "..."

All the humans watching outside: "..."

The so-called coercion of the emperor to order the princes is nothing more than that.

However, this method is really useful, at least the other monkeys stopped their movements and steps, and only dared to watch from afar.And the little guy in Hu Bai's hand is also a bully and fearful master, as soon as he heard that he was going to be beaten, he immediately coaxed him down.

"Squeak!" If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood!

Hu Bai raised his eyebrows, so even monkeys are so educated now? !

Before Hu Bai could think of a way to deal with these monkeys who were ready to move, he suddenly felt that there was wind behind him.

He turned around neatly, raised his hand, and said, "Crack!"

"squeak!!"

A strong monkey was slapped by Hu Bai and flew two meters away, and it didn't stop until it grabbed the tree trunk.

Hu Bai said to them coldly: "If you have the ability, fight openly and aboveboard. A sneak attack will not achieve great things!"

Several monkeys looked at each other when they heard this.Then, one of them moved first, then the second, and the third...

It can be said that the monkeys attacked Hu Bai in groups, and they didn't feel that they were bullying others at all.

Hu Bai was still holding the little monkey in one hand, dodging every monkey's attack with ease.If you can't dodge it, just slap it.

He was very careful, he just let them hurt for a while, and then shot them far away, and didn't really hurt them.

I heard that in today's society, harming animals protected by the state is going to be a crime!

Although human beings have food and drink, they also have heavy work to do, and they have no freedom at all.Hu Bai likes to play with his mobile phone a little recently, and he plans to follow the animation "Tom and Jerry" when he has free time.So for a while, he didn't want to go in.

It seems that not too long passed, and those monkeys became "disabled everywhere".

Hu Bai looked at the camera with a guilty conscience, then turned to look at the monkeys, and said fiercely: "Stand at attention, everyone, don't move!"

Monkeys: "..."

The situation is stronger than people, and they finally stood up obediently.As for standing at attention...they don't understand.But stand still and they will.

A few monkeys stood in a row in front of Hu Bai, looking very cute and mournful, almost making everyone who watched outside burst into laughter.

They were terribly worried when they saw the monkeys besieging Hu Bai earlier.Hu Bai was able to deal with lions and tigers, but at that time these two ferocious animals were already not very aggressive.But these monkeys are not the same, they are wild, but also smart!

The most human-like animal in the world is the monkey.

Hu Bai watched the cute standing postures of the monkeys with satisfaction, and put the smallest one on the ground, even though it didn't dare to rebel.

He turned around to put in food and water, and when he came back, he found that several monkeys were still standing in their previous positions, and they were very obedient.So he picked up the broom and was about to sweep the floor when he suddenly realized that it was quite messy here.

Looking at the pile of monkey poop not far away with disgust, he thought about it, and directly stuffed the broom into the hand of the strongest monkey.

"Go, clean up your own place."

Monkey: "..." Yaoshou, where did this perverted human come from? There are people who bully monkeys like this!

Feelings, you human beings still engage in racial discrimination!In front of cats, everyone is servile and humble, claiming to be a shit-shoveling officer and calling cats and cats their masters.in front of them...

They have to shovel their own shit, is there any reason for that?

Hey, wrong birth!

Hu Bai was not interested in analyzing the voices of these naughty monkeys. After handing over the tools in his hand to the strong monkeys, he went out and asked Qiuqiu for another broom.

Qiuqiu handed it to him stupidly, and said in a daze, "Do you want me to help?"

Hu Bai gave her a shallow smile: "No need, those children will clean up by themselves."

Qiuqiu watched in a daze as Hu Bai closed the door again, and stuffed the broom into the hand of another bigger monkey, his heart beating like thunder.

OK, so handsome!

Hu Bai didn't know that his unintentional smile attracted others. He assigned the cleaning work to the monkeys in detail, and then found a rockery by himself.

After wiping the mountain that he had set his sights on where people could sit, Hu Bai stepped down and started working as a supervisor.

"Hurry up, don't procrastinate." Don't delay his meal.

"The one over there hasn't been cleaned, so clean it again." Passive sabotage is not good.

"Remember in the future, don't defecate anywhere. It's almost the 22nd century, don't be like the uncivilized monkeys in ancient times, don't be ashamed." Animals that don't like cleanliness are not good animals.

"From now on, if that young lady outside comes in to feed and clean you, don't tease her anymore. She has good intentions, but you still tease her, aren't you stupid?"I hate the cheap and obedient little bastard the most, but no one has fed him before.

Well, but now there are tricksters.The old man was very kind to him, and he was very loyal.

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The monkeys shook their heads in unison, not daring anymore, never daring again!

They are not stupid either, if they bully that little human girl, and that little girl turns around crying and looking for the ferocious and terrifying big demon king in front of them, then who are they going to cry to!

Outside the door, everyone stared dumbfounded at what happened before them.

Nima, this, this, this...

Should they praise Hu Xiaobainiu, or should they say that the monkeys are too smart!

Yang Qianfeng's mood was the most complicated. He couldn't remember that besides being a celestial master, Hu Xiaobai was also a big killer.

That night, after Yang Qianfeng got his mobile phone, he lay on the bed feeling restless.Finally, he impulsively posted a Weibo.

[Yang Qianfeng v: I am watching Hu Bai dominate the zoo every day, and I am refreshing my three views every day! ]