Enthusiastic monster in the entertainment industry
Chapter 26 3 in 1
The one who followed Hu Baiye Huaiqian into the mountain was a strong man who called himself Xiao Li.
Although he is only in his twenties, he has a wealth of experience in wild survival.Not only him, the program team invited young people this time, and they all said they were experienced.
Ye Huaiqian didn't believe it, but considering that the program group should let people go to explore the way first, there shouldn't be any danger, so he didn't say anything.
The three of them entered the mountain together with two cameramen.The program team assigned photographers and photographers for each guest and amateur, and Ye Huaiqian also had one.
Slowly going up along the winding mountain road, several people slowly entered the mountain forest.
The forests on this mountain are quite lush, and many of them have thick branches, which can be seen to be many years old.The entire forest is lush and lush, and the occasional mottled sunlight shines through the lush branches and leaves, and the stars fall on the ground like green grass, which looks full of vitality.
In the entire mountain forest, apart from the sound of a few of them walking around, there were only the occasional flying and chirping of birds, which on the contrary showed the silence of the mountain forest.
Such an environment is comfortable for Hu Bai, but not necessarily for others.
There are still some unknown dangers in the undeveloped mountains and forests.Even if they all knew that the program team must have explored the way beforehand, as long as they followed Xiao Li, they would basically be insulated from the real danger.
A few people wandered around the mountain in a leisurely manner, and Hu Bai gradually felt a little boring.It's not that there are no small animals around here, but none of them are willing to come out.As for human beings, these few human beings are all out of breath just walking on the mountain road, so how can they have the strength to speak.It's better to let him go wild on the mountain by himself.
The bored Hu Bai walked in front of the others without knowing it.When he heard Ye Huaiqian's shout and turned his head, he saw behind him a big brown-black hairy spider, staring upside down at him, very close to his face.
A few meters behind the spider, Ye Huaiqian gestured to him to squat down.Xiao Li kept gesturing to him to let him run away.One of the two cameramen insisted on taking pictures of him with a camera on his shoulders, while the other took out his mobile phone and seemed ready to call for help at any time.
Hu Bai: "..."
Spider: "Do you have pets? Learn about spider pets, Master Monster!"
Hu Bai stretched out his hand calmly, and with a "snap", he slapped the spider half the size of a palm away.
Hmph, he can't even support himself, and he expects him to raise a spider that is destined not to be a smart man!Besides spinning silk and poisoning food, what else can I do!
The cameraman and Xiao Li: "..."
mdzz, white nervous.
Ye Huaiqian rushed to Hu Bai quickly, grabbed the hand he had just slapped the flying spider, looked and looked, and even touched it with his fingers.
Uh, it's a little itchy... Hu Bai withdrew his hand fearfully, "Don't touch it, it doesn't hurt."
Ye Huaiqian's face was very ugly: "Who is worried about whether it hurts when you shoot it! Do you have a brain, such a big spider with fluff on its body, what if the surface is poisonous? What if it can spit venom? ? You just took the photo so rashly, what if you get poisoned!"
Hu Bai looked puzzled; "It's not poisonous, and even if it's poisonous, it won't poison me."
Ye Huaiqian frowned, almost unable to suppress his anger.This kid, do you know how dangerous it was just now?Do you know how worried and nervous he is?
"Speaking of which, what did you ask me to do just now?" Hu Bai asked.He turned his head only when Ye Huaiqian called him, and then almost bumped into the spider.
Ye Huaiqian: "...I told you to run, you idiot!"
Xiao Li also came over now, raised his hand and said, "I testify, his original words were 'run ahead, Hu Bai'. As a result, you seem to only hear your own name."
Hu Bai: "..." It seems to be true, it's his fault for being distracted.
Pulling Ye Huaiqian's hand, Hu Bai sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry."
Ye Huaiqian: "Don't say such useless words, you are not allowed to go to the front, you must follow me closely!"
This is the first time he has raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes at Hu Bai, and he is extremely strict and domineering.
However, Hu Bai knew that it was all because Ye Huaiqian cared about him.Well, he should be considerate of this timid human who knows nothing about his abilities.
So for the next long distance, Ye Huaiqian led Hu Bai along.
Hu Bai didn't think there was anything wrong with it. When he was young, he had heard that men and women could not kiss each other, but he had never heard that men and women could not kiss each other either.What's more, I just held hands because I was afraid of getting separated.
As for Ye Huaiqian, he only had fear in his heart at this moment, even if his sweetheart's hand was held by him, he couldn't think of anything else.The only thing he thought about was to hold this person firmly and stop him from rushing forward foolishly.
The two cameramen photographed the two of them one after the other, while Xiao Li remained silent.Are these two here to show their affection?
Although domestic gay marriage is almost legal now, and there are several couples who have come out in the entertainment industry, I have never seen anyone so bold.This is recording a program, that's all for that kid from a rich family who is not easy to mess with, Hu Bai doesn't avoid suspicion at all.This is recording a program, holding hands or something, isn't it afraid of being misunderstood by the audience?
You know, there are still some people who are quite stubborn in anti-homophobia.
However, half an hour later, Xiao Li also had to lead one of the cameramen and walk together.There is no way, the cameraman's physical fitness is not very good, and he doesn't have much strength to walk.
A group of people came close to the highest bee, and Xiao Li asked them to sit down and rest for a while.Too tired, no strength to go without rest.
When they went up the mountain, they brought dry food, chocolate and water, and everyone took some out to eat to replenish energy.Hu Bai was no exception, he took a big sesame seed cake and ate it with plain water.When he finished eating and was about to put away his things, he keenly noticed something approaching.
He quickly picked up the bag on the ground, turned around and jumped away.In the next second, a wild monkey was seen jumping from the tree to the place where he had just put the food.Seeing nothing, the wild monkey bared its teeth at Hu Bai, climbed up the tree two or three times and disappeared.
Just when Hu Bai thought he had saved the food and heaved a sigh of relief, he heard his follow-up photographer behind him exclaim.Turning around to look, good guy, it turns out that monkey has accomplices!The whole bag of the photographer and photographer was robbed, and there were a lot of food and replacement machine parts in it.
Without further ado, Hu Bai immediately followed the monkey up the tree.His movements are not slow, as if he is more monkey than monkey.
One person and one monkey chased after each other, climbed up the tree for a while, and came down for a while, and soon disappeared into the lush forest.No matter how Ye Huaiqian shouted, he couldn't call Hu Bai back.
Ye Huaiqian's face darkened. It didn't take long before this kid ran away again!
The faces of the two cameramen were also not good-looking. Although they captured the scene of Hu Bai climbing a tree handsomely, in case something happened to Hu Bai...
Xiao Li gritted his teeth and said, "You guys wait here, I'll go find him."
As soon as the words fell, Hu Bai's voice was heard.
"I am back!"
They hurriedly looked over and saw that Hu Bai not only came back, but also followed by two monkeys, one of which was carrying the cameraman's backpack.
The two monkeys were dejected, not as arrogant as they were when they snatched food.
Ye Huaiqian: "What did you do to them?"
Hu Bai: "I was beaten up. When they robbed me before, I dropped a biscuit. So I punished them to give us backpacks, and let them come back after we went out."
Ye Huaiqian: "Oh."
Xiao Li and the two cameramen looked at each other, and this kind of operation? !
No, no, this wild monkey can still be so obedient? !
The two monkeys were stronger and stronger, maybe they were beaten up by Hu Bai and they were very cowardly.Hu Bai snorted, and one of them stretched out its paw quite actively to carry his bag.
Hu Bai was not polite at all, not only gave it his own bag, but also handed Ye Huaiqian's bag to it.
So in the team of five, there were only two very sad backpack monkeys.They are still very smart, they dare not stay too far away from Hu Bai, and follow them not far or near.
The two cameramen looked interesting, and specially gave them a few more shots.However, these two monkeys also recognize people, and being cowardly in front of Hu Bai does not mean cowardly in front of other people.Every time the photographer finds them shooting them, they will grin their teeth, as if they are about to shoot up and bite people in the next second, and they look very fierce.
Every time at this time, when Hu Bai saw the two monkeys, he would squint at the two monkeys, his eyes were more fierce than the monkeys.So the ferocious monkeys immediately fell back.
Everyone else found the monkeys interesting and kept paying attention to them.Only Ye Huaiqian's eyes were always on Hu Bai, full of probing meaning.
After Hu Bai found out, he gave him a big smile, and said triumphantly, "Don't worry, they can't beat me."
He thought Ye Huaiqian was worried about him.
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
He thought that he already had a deeper impression of Hu Bai's ability.No wonder there are always people on Weibo who say that if Hu Bai acts in a fighting scene, he can hit a star without special effects.
Think about Hu Bai's terrifying reflexes just now, his agility not slower than a monkey's, and how he climbed up a tree several meters high and jumped down unscathed...
Ye Huaiqian suddenly felt that maybe he should strengthen his fitness.Without eight-pack abs, I'm afraid I can't keep up with Hu Xiaobai.
There are always some rough and difficult places on the mountain road, and walking is especially tiring.
After climbing another steep slope, Ye Huaiqian finally couldn't bear it any longer, leaning on his knees and panting heavily.Although he usually does exercise, but only to maintain a healthy body.There is no comparison with Xiao Li, a follow-up photographer who often runs around and a field survival professional.
But this time, the two cameramen were not much better. Both of them carried the cameras forward, and they would be equally exhausted and out of breath.It's just that they don't dare to stop, for fear that it will be difficult to start again after stopping.
Xiao Li's condition was better, he supported Ye Huaiqian with one hand, and persuaded: "Persist a little longer, okay? There is only one uphill ahead of us, and the rest are all downhill, so it's not that difficult to walk."
Ye Huaiqian glanced at Hu Bai, who had a ruddy complexion and was refreshed, and gritted his teeth cruelly: "Okay!"
Hold on, don't be ashamed in front of Hu Xiaobai!
Hu Bai hesitated for a moment, then leaned over and suggested, "How about I carry you behind my back?"
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
Is it for face, or for Hu Bai's not-so-broad back?Well, this is really a tm dilemma.
After thinking for a second, Ye Huaiqian nodded decisively.
Soon, Ye Huaiqian was on Hu Bai's back.Hu Bai held his buttocks with his backhand and shouted, "Hug my neck."
Ye Huaiqian put her hands around his neck, but she didn't dare to hug him tightly, but stayed at the collarbone.Afterwards, he whispered to Hu Bai's ear and said, "Can I put my head on your shoulder?"
"Yes. But let me tell you, you recited me last time, and this time I recited you, and we are even." Hu Bai was still thinking about the last time he watched the movie, he was lazy and asked Ye Huaiqian to recite it. thing.
Ye Huaiqian: "..." The atmosphere is gone!
Sure enough, love strategy books are all deceptive.Whisper something close to your ear, root!Book!No!Tube!use! !
Leaning her head on Hu Bai's shoulder for a moment, Ye Huaiqian still didn't give up.He gently leaned against Hu Bai's ear, and the "warm breath" breathed into Hu Bai's ear.
Hu Bai: "Can you...can you turn your head away?"
Ye Huaiqian: "..." I#%¥#*%!
Ye Huaiqian, whose mood was so complicated that he couldn't express it, finally turned his head away aggrieved and looked out.Finding that Xiao Li was looking at him, he gave him a vicious look.
Take a look, see what to see!Never seen a man who was deceived by a love strategy book!
Xiao Li was terrified by that ghostly look, and quickly looked away.Tsk, let's just say that this young master doesn't have a good attitude towards Hu Bai, right? The relationship is unrequited love!
Tsk, how pitiful.
On this side, Ye Huaiqian picked up his broken glass heart for the nth time with self-pity, while on the other side, Hu Bai blushed quietly.
The monster's ears and tail are the most sensitive, as soon as Ye Huaiqian gets close to the ear, Hu Bai wants to scream.When Ye Huaiqian accidentally blew his warm breath there, Hu Bai's legs almost went limp.
Taking a deep breath, he lifted Ye Huaiqian up, and then Hu Bai started to walk again.
There was no words along the way, and several people with different thoughts walked forward numbly.
After touching for about half an hour, Xiao Li suddenly said: "No, we seem to have gone astray! We have never seen such a big tree when we were exploring the road before!"
Hu Bai looked at him with a frown, did he go astray?
He looked around, and saw that there were big trees with extremely thick branches all around, and the two big men who were the thinnest by visual inspection couldn't hug each other.
The distance between the trees is very close, the vines and branches are intertwined with each other, and the top is densely packed with leaves.At first glance, it looks like a naturally formed layer upon layer of skynet.Even the sun doesn't let in much light.
In this small forest formed by big trees, it was very quiet.When the wind blows, the trunk remains motionless, only the outer leaves sway with the wind, as if mocking the few tiny humans on the ground.
Ye Huaiqian patted Hu Bai, motioning for him to put him down.Unexpectedly, instead of letting go, Hu Bai tightened his hand holding his butt even tighter, and his whole body tensed up.
Xiao Li and the two cameramen couldn't help becoming nervous.It's not that they feel anything, they are simply affected by this gloomy environment.
The two photographers looked at each other, and then Hu Bai followed the photographer to take pictures of the guests, while the other took pictures of the surrounding environment.This kind of environment looks dangerous!
Both of them were very dedicated, but after a while, the cameraman in the shooting environment suddenly screamed.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Li was the closest to him, asking while following his gaze.In the next second, his face was pale.
I saw a snake coiled on a big tree more than ten meters away.Look at that appearance, it is a giant python.
Just when Xiao Li was at a loss and wanted to tell everyone to run for their lives, he heard someone behind him making a "hiss~ hiss~" sound.
Xiao Li and the videographer suddenly had goose bumps all over their bodies.The two turned around slowly and quietly.Behind them, Hu Bai was carrying Ye Huaiqian on his back, facing them, making a "hiss~ hiss~".
Xiao Li looked at Hu Bai's follow-up photographer with questioning eyes, but saw that the man seemed to be frightened, his face was pale and his eyes were staring in a certain direction.
Xiao Li suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and followed his gaze.I saw a snake as thick as his wrist wrapped around the tree trunk in front of Hu Bai.
It's over, it's over.There is a poisonous snake in front and a giant python in the back, so you can't advance or retreat.
The snake in front of Hu Bai was completely black except for a brown pattern on its head.The head is a bit like an inverted triangle, and it is very toxic at first glance.At this time, it was still standing upright, spitting snake letters, and making a "hissing" sound.
But Hu Bai also "hissed" at the snake.Xiao Li had an absurd idea. He actually thought that Hu Bai was communicating with the snake.
In fact, Hu Bai really tried his best to communicate with the snake.However, the snake didn't know much about it.He "hissed" for a long time, and the snake seemed to be out of its wits, stubbornly refusing to give way.Not only that, it also stretched the snake's head towards Hu Bai provocatively, as if teasing him.
Hu Bai could hardly contain his temper. If there were no humans around him and the camera was still on, he would have beaten the snake long ago.Really, he didn't even have his spiritual intelligence, yet he dared to provoke a monster into a spirit!Hu Bai silently made a note in his heart, and when he was done with his work, he would sneak over to beat the snake again, and he probably beat it to the point of paralysis!
Ye Huaiqian leaned on Hu Bai's back, his whole body tensed, his eyes fixed on the snake.He thought a little desperately, if the snake rushed over in a while, he would rush up and grab it seven inches, so as to give Hu Bai a chance to escape.
If he couldn't catch seven inches and was bitten... then he could only blame his short life.
All of them tensed their skin secretly, but they didn't dare to move.
If the snake does not move, people dare not move.
Hu Bai regretted not letting Ye Huaiqian go earlier.Otherwise, he could still be a snake with empty gloves.
But now I can't let it go if I want to, the snake will definitely take the opportunity to attack Ye Huaiqian.He himself is a monster, and the snake venom can make him uncomfortable for two days at most.But Ye Huaiqian is a human being, and the snake venom can kill him.
Before Hu Bai could come up with a good idea, he heard Ye Huaiqian whispering against his ear: "I'll entangle it later, and you run with them. I'm the closest person to it now, so I should be able to hang around for a while."
Hu Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, his heart was a little warm, and he felt that there were times when the old man was cute and silly.He responded in a low voice: "Don't be stupid, it's useless. This is probably a colony of snakes, and there are several around. If you entangle this one, there will be another one."
Ye Huaiqian was a little anxious when he heard the words: "Then what should we do?"
He regretted it in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have chosen this bullshit show. There was no security at all!
Before the two could bite their ears and come to a conclusion, the snake seemed to be aware of their small movements, and it coiled its body on the thick tree trunk and raised its head.
There was a cold light in those black bean-like eyes, staring at Hu Bai and Ye Huaiqian firmly.I saw it curled up, like a bowstring that is about to be drawn, ready to be released at any time.
In the next second, it bounced up with a "whoosh" and came straight towards Ye Huaiqian.At the same time, the Shekou opened suddenly, revealing two blue and white fangs.
Ye Huaiqian subconsciously stretched out a hand to grab it, but before he could touch the snake, he heard a loud roar.
When Hu Bai saw that the snake was really ready to attack Ye Huaiqian, he became anxious.At this critical moment, he had an idea and opened his mouth: "Roar!!!"
Ye Huaiqian trembled all over, watching helplessly as the snake opened its mouth, fell from mid-air to the ground, rolled and fled away in a fast and winding manner.
He turned his head slowly, and saw the people behind him all staring at Hu Bai dumbfounded without blinking.
And not far behind them, a giant python was slowly descending from the tree, and soon disappeared into the grass.
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
Looking back at Hu Bai, he whispered, "Are you okay?"
Hu Bai: "Cough, it's okay, but the throat is a bit dry."
As soon as the words fell, there was a bottle of water in front of Hu Bai.Xiao Li's eyes were red, and he said very politely: "Come, drink some water to moisten your throat."
"Thank you." Hu Bai put Ye Huaiqian down, took several gulps of water.
"No, no, it should be us thanking you. Your roar just now is so similar, I thought it was a real tiger coming out. Look at my hand, goose bumps came out." Xiao Li rolled up his sleeves and Show your hand to Hu Bai.
Ye Huaiqian patted his hand and said, "It's hard to fool those snakes, let's go quickly. It won't take a while for them to react and come after them."
Hu Bai also nodded.However, in fact, those snakes should not dare to chase after them.His tiger's howl is real, and he also added some spells in it, which can deter those snakes quite a bit.
Anyway, his mother is also a tigress, so it's not normal for him to howl like a tiger!
It's a pity that his mother left early and didn't have time to teach him how to be the king of beasts.So much so that he is not so majestic in front of those animals now...
Several people hurried back the same way, ready to get back on track.
When they exited the forest, the two monkeys that escaped after realizing something was wrong were still there, and they turned into four.
In this way, the four monkeys were squatting docilely in a row, and when they saw Hu Bai, they even howled flatteringly.
Ye Huaiqian laughed at Hu Bai: "You can be regarded as a fox pretending to be a tiger."
Hu Bai: "..." He was originally the child of a fox demon and a tiger demon, how could it be fake!
The group quickly got back on track, but just happened to bump into another group of guests who came in a hurry.
When the group saw Hu Bai and the others, they didn't stop, they ran and shouted in panic, "Run, there are tigers in this broken mountain!"
"Stop talking, run quickly! The tiger roared so loudly just now, maybe it's nearby..."
Several people ran down the mountain in a panic, and the speed was not slow at all, and they disappeared from Hu Bai's sight after a while.
Ye Huaiqian looked at Hu Bai.
The two cameramen and Xiao Li also looked at Hu Bai.
Hu Bai: "What are you looking at me for?"
"... Cough, let's hurry up too. I didn't hear them say that there are 'tigers' on this mountain." After Ye Huaiqian finished speaking, he naturally took Hu Bai's hand and walked down the mountain.
It is difficult to go up the mountain, but it is much easier to go down the mountain.Those four monkeys were very sensible and took the initiative to pass everyone's backpacks.If it wasn't for the cameraman's refusal, I'm afraid they both wanted to help carry the two cameras.
Soon at the foot of the mountain, I saw that the few people who ran ahead of them were all sitting on the ground without any image, either panting heavily or excitedly talking about "Meeting the Tiger" with their mobile phones.
Hu Bai quietly turned his head and asked his cameraman: "Will the part where I learn how to roar from a tiger be broadcast?"
The cameraman suppressed a smile and nodded: "Yes, I also recorded your side face when the tiger roared, it must be very handsome!"
Hu Bai laughed immediately, thinking that these people who talked about "Meeting the Tiger" will watch TV in the future and find out that the roar of the tiger is fake, and I don't know how exciting their faces will be.
Well, it's fun to think about it.
Ye Huaiqian came over now and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
"No, just watch them brag." Hu Bai pointed to the boy on the ground who was describing vividly to a mobile phone.
Ye Huaiqian sneered, "Leave them alone, how exaggerated they are now, they will be slapped in the face in the future. Let's go, let's get some water and something to eat."
Hu Bai: "Do you want money? We only have 100 yuan."
Ye Huaiqian: "If you want money, you have to eat. How can you still be hungry?"
Hu Bai: "It's okay, I used to have a meal without a meal."
Ye Huaiqian stopped talking, and dragged Hu Bai to a nearby restaurant.The cameramen of the two followed closely behind, without missing a beat.
In the end, considering the money issue, Ye Huaiqian could only watch Hu Bai buy twenty steamed buns at the entrance of the restaurant.
Hu Bai held the steamed buns in one hand and the boss's change in the other, and said to Ye Huaiqian distressedly: "The steamed buns here are so expensive, they cost one yuan and five a piece, and they are not as big as the one yuan I bought in the city." big."
Twenty steamed buns, 30 yuan will be removed!Still can't get enough!Hu Bai was so distressed that he almost cried.
Ye Huaiqian couldn't see Hu Bai's sad appearance, so he could only stroke his hair, and comforted him: "It's okay, I'll take you to have a big meal when I go back tomorrow night."
Hu Bai nodded, and stuffed the rest of the money into his pocket.Afterwards, the two found a table in the store and sat down, asked for two cups of tea and started eating.Hu Bai thought for a while, and reluctantly gave two steamed buns to the two cameramen.
The two cameramen quickly waved their hands: "Thank you, we don't need it, we have something to eat."
As soon as the two finished speaking, the owner of the shop brought two big bowls of meat and rice, "There are still two dishes left, you should eat first."
Hu Bai: "..."
The two steamed buns were stuffed into his mouth together, stretching his mouth wide, and Hu Bai turned back to his seat with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Ye Huaiqian was amused to see it, but also felt distressed.He thought to himself, this program group is so dishonest that they don't even give Hu Xiaobai meat!It seems that Chen Jun has to pay attention in the future, the variety show for Hu Xiaobai must be well-fed!
Hu Bai stuffed steamed buns into his mouth sullenly, one, two...
Just as he was about to eat the fifth one, he suddenly saw a plate of braised pork in front of him.
Looking up, I saw his follower and the photographer said embarrassedly: "Our food expenses are also limited, and we can only give you so much. I hope you don't dislike it."
Hu Bai immediately gave him a big smile: "Don't dislike it, don't dislike it!"
Hu Bai was very satisfied after eating the meat, and even took the initiative to grab a piece for Ye Huaiqian.
Ye Huaiqian broke a steamed bun in half, sandwiched the piece of meat with Hu Bai's chopsticks, and handed it to him.
"It tastes the best this way, try it."
The plain white steamed bun is wrapped with a large piece of braised pork, which is full of temptation.Hu Bai swallowed, moved forward, and took Ye Huaiqian's hand and bit off half of the meat bun.
"Well, it's delicious~" He finished vaguely, and even stretched out his hand to give a thumbs up.In two or three strokes, he swallowed the steamed bun, and smothered the other half with Ye Huaiqian's hand.
During this period, his lips inadvertently made intimate contact with Ye Huaiqian's fingers, and they separated immediately.
Ye Huaiqian withdrew her hand silently, savoring the soft, moist touch.
After a meal, Hu Bai was only half full, but he didn't dare to order any more.It's too expensive, so bear with it.
At this time, it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon.The program team did not ask them to do other tasks, but only asked them to go back and rest first.After entering the second mountain, I heard that there are snakes and tigers, so I really need to rest and adjust.
Hu Bai and Ye Huaiqian went back to the hotel to rest together.
Probably this program group is really poor to a certain extent, they didn't arrange another room for Ye Huaiqian, but let him and Hu Bai squeeze together.It's not like everyone is like this, eating and sleeping with amateur friends.
However, Hu Bai's agent, Chen Jun, also came with him, and should live with him.Could it be, let the three of them squeeze into a small room?
Just when Hu Bai started to think about sleeping on the floor by himself, he just received a call from Chen Jun.
Chen Jun: "Xiaobai, you behave well and get along well with Mr. Ye. I have to go back here first, and help you get a role, so we won't pass."
Hu Bai blinked, what a coincidence?
He responded, then hung up the phone and relayed the news to Ye Huaiqian.
Ye Huaiqian showed a hint of surprise on his face, but in his heart he silently praised Chen Jun for being really good!In the future, he must increase his salary, and the bonus must not be dropped!
After the two returned to the room, they found that there was only one big bed in the room.Hu Bai was about to find the hotel staff, but was stopped by Ye Huaiqian.
"Forget it, they're all old men, so it's okay to sleep on the same bed." Ye Huaiqian said frankly.
That's the reason... Hu Bai didn't go to the waiter anymore,
The two of them washed up briefly, changed their clothes, and then lay down together.
I don't know if the two of them were really tired, or because of other reasons, they fell asleep within 2 minutes after touching the pillow.
When Hu Bai woke up, the sun had already set in the west.The afterglow of the setting sun shines in through the windows, making it very warm.
Hu Bai glanced at the side in a daze, and found that Ye Huaiqian had already left.He hugged Ye Huaiqian's pillow into his arms, rolled around on the bed with his arms around, rolled around...
With a "bang", Hu Bai fell under the bed without any surprise.
Rubbing his eyes, hugging the pillow, and rolling on the floor twice, he reluctantly got up and went to find socks and put on shoes.
He was recording a variety show for the first time, but he didn't know that according to the usual practice, the program crew would install cameras in guests' rooms.
In other words, the appearance of him rolling around and rolling just now was perfectly included.
Hu Bai followed the breath of other people and found the lobby of the hotel.Ye Huaiqian was also among them, holding a piece of paper and looking at it.Hu Bai leaned over to take a look, and it turned out to be the menu.
"That's it. Now you have to go and buy the dishes written on the bill." The program director concluded.
Before Hu Bai could figure out the situation, Ye Huaiqian dragged him to the nearby vegetable market.
Neither of them is good at cooking, and their knowledge of meat dishes is limited.Fortunately, they had a list, and if they showed it to others, they would be able to find seven or eight.
When they arrived at the fish stand, Hu Bai immediately pointed out the fish they needed among a dozen kinds of fish.
He proudly said: "I used to like to eat grilled fish the most. I have grilled all kinds of fish. Take a stick, wash it, put it on the fire, put some salt on it, and put it on the fire. It will smell good!"
Ye Huaiqian silently kept this sentence in his heart.
The program team is quite conscientious this time, and knows to reimburse the food money.Afterwards, the program team took them to find an open space, provided pots and pans and other tools and let them handle the ingredients by themselves, and what they made was their own dinner.
This is for them to cook dinner in the wild!
Several people looked at each other helplessly, it happened that none of the celebrities and internet celebrities knew how to cook.Ye Huaiqian didn't know how, but he still stood up and assigned work to everyone.
"The two of you are going to wash the vegetables; the three of you are going to build two stoves; you, handle some materials. I will leave the rest of you to cook later. As for me and Hu Bai, we are responsible for the firewood."
The allocation was fairly reasonable, and several celebrity amateurs agreed.Ye Huaiqian took advantage of this and took Hu Bai to check the firewood together.
However, after walking a certain distance, Hu Bai didn't move, and whistled directly.
After a while, I saw the two monkeys who had been beaten by Hu Bai before running out, fawning around Hu Bai.
"Help me pick up some dry firewood, hurry up." Hu Bai said bluntly.
The two monkeys barked, as if they agreed.Then he ran out quickly, grabbed the firewood and picked it up.
Ye Huaiqian: "You, have you accepted them as your little brothers?"
Hu Bai shook his head: "No, I can't afford them."
"Then they are so obedient?" Ye Huaiqian was puzzled.If it is said that these monkeys were beaten and obeyed by Hu Bai at the beginning, then they should return to the mountain after they separated, and they shouldn't follow them anyway.
Hu Bai shrugged: "Probably because I am more powerful, they worship me and want to follow me."
Ye Huaiqian rarely rolled his eyes at him.
Hu Bai laughed it off and didn't argue with him.In the world of monsters and animals, the weak always prey on the strong and respect the strong.
Those spirited monkeys were beaten by him first, and then frightened by his roar.The combination of the two, plus they may also hope to learn the method of becoming a spirit from themselves, they will naturally want to follow him.
The two quickly returned with a pile of dry firewood, which attracted the attention of many people.
"It's okay you guys, the speed is so fast." One of the stars laughed.
"It is said that working together with men and women is not tiring. I think you two are really not tired. You are really amazing!"
"No, I haven't washed the dishes..."
Hu Bai smiled lightly, but didn't answer.As for Ye Huaiqian...
It was only then that Hu Bai noticed that Ye Huaiqian unexpectedly talked less and was distant in front of others.
He hardly talks nonsense with others, and he doesn't joke much with others.Even, he seemed to rarely see Ye Huaiqian smiling at others.
But, ever since he met Ye Huaiqian, Ye Huaiqian rarely acted so distant in front of him, as if he was very difficult to get along with.
To use the current buzzwords, that is high cold.
Ye Huaiqian, who occasionally chattered in front of him, has such a cold side!
Hu Bai took the lighter to light the fire, thinking silently, Ye Huaiqian's aloof appearance is really handsome.However, it is definitely not as good as his.Not to mention the human form, his original form can fascinate a human being, making her so fascinated that she can't fall asleep without hugging her before going to bed!
Well, this fire is really hard to fight!
After finally lighting a little fire, Hu Bai quickly puffed up his mouth and blew vigorously.
After Ye Huaiqian got angry, he raised his head, and Hu Bai's head was almost stuck into another stove.He hurried over to pull him out, then took a closer look, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Hu Bai had a question mark on his forehead: "Why?"
When the others heard the voice, they looked over curiously, and immediately couldn't help laughing.
I saw that Hu Bai's face was black on the east and west, dirty like a beggar.
As soon as he heard other people's jokes, Hu Bai immediately reacted, quickly reached out to wipe his face, and then stretched out his hand in front of him to have a look.Yes, black handed!
Seeing this, the others laughed even harder.Hu Bai pursed his lips, and wiped his face with his backhand in displeasure.But without wiping it twice, Ye Huaiqian took his hand off.
Ye Huaiqian wiped his face delicately and gently with her sleeve, then took a closer look and said, "Forget it, I'm going to get angry, you'd better go wash your face."
Although he is only in his twenties, he has a wealth of experience in wild survival.Not only him, the program team invited young people this time, and they all said they were experienced.
Ye Huaiqian didn't believe it, but considering that the program group should let people go to explore the way first, there shouldn't be any danger, so he didn't say anything.
The three of them entered the mountain together with two cameramen.The program team assigned photographers and photographers for each guest and amateur, and Ye Huaiqian also had one.
Slowly going up along the winding mountain road, several people slowly entered the mountain forest.
The forests on this mountain are quite lush, and many of them have thick branches, which can be seen to be many years old.The entire forest is lush and lush, and the occasional mottled sunlight shines through the lush branches and leaves, and the stars fall on the ground like green grass, which looks full of vitality.
In the entire mountain forest, apart from the sound of a few of them walking around, there were only the occasional flying and chirping of birds, which on the contrary showed the silence of the mountain forest.
Such an environment is comfortable for Hu Bai, but not necessarily for others.
There are still some unknown dangers in the undeveloped mountains and forests.Even if they all knew that the program team must have explored the way beforehand, as long as they followed Xiao Li, they would basically be insulated from the real danger.
A few people wandered around the mountain in a leisurely manner, and Hu Bai gradually felt a little boring.It's not that there are no small animals around here, but none of them are willing to come out.As for human beings, these few human beings are all out of breath just walking on the mountain road, so how can they have the strength to speak.It's better to let him go wild on the mountain by himself.
The bored Hu Bai walked in front of the others without knowing it.When he heard Ye Huaiqian's shout and turned his head, he saw behind him a big brown-black hairy spider, staring upside down at him, very close to his face.
A few meters behind the spider, Ye Huaiqian gestured to him to squat down.Xiao Li kept gesturing to him to let him run away.One of the two cameramen insisted on taking pictures of him with a camera on his shoulders, while the other took out his mobile phone and seemed ready to call for help at any time.
Hu Bai: "..."
Spider: "Do you have pets? Learn about spider pets, Master Monster!"
Hu Bai stretched out his hand calmly, and with a "snap", he slapped the spider half the size of a palm away.
Hmph, he can't even support himself, and he expects him to raise a spider that is destined not to be a smart man!Besides spinning silk and poisoning food, what else can I do!
The cameraman and Xiao Li: "..."
mdzz, white nervous.
Ye Huaiqian rushed to Hu Bai quickly, grabbed the hand he had just slapped the flying spider, looked and looked, and even touched it with his fingers.
Uh, it's a little itchy... Hu Bai withdrew his hand fearfully, "Don't touch it, it doesn't hurt."
Ye Huaiqian's face was very ugly: "Who is worried about whether it hurts when you shoot it! Do you have a brain, such a big spider with fluff on its body, what if the surface is poisonous? What if it can spit venom? ? You just took the photo so rashly, what if you get poisoned!"
Hu Bai looked puzzled; "It's not poisonous, and even if it's poisonous, it won't poison me."
Ye Huaiqian frowned, almost unable to suppress his anger.This kid, do you know how dangerous it was just now?Do you know how worried and nervous he is?
"Speaking of which, what did you ask me to do just now?" Hu Bai asked.He turned his head only when Ye Huaiqian called him, and then almost bumped into the spider.
Ye Huaiqian: "...I told you to run, you idiot!"
Xiao Li also came over now, raised his hand and said, "I testify, his original words were 'run ahead, Hu Bai'. As a result, you seem to only hear your own name."
Hu Bai: "..." It seems to be true, it's his fault for being distracted.
Pulling Ye Huaiqian's hand, Hu Bai sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry."
Ye Huaiqian: "Don't say such useless words, you are not allowed to go to the front, you must follow me closely!"
This is the first time he has raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes at Hu Bai, and he is extremely strict and domineering.
However, Hu Bai knew that it was all because Ye Huaiqian cared about him.Well, he should be considerate of this timid human who knows nothing about his abilities.
So for the next long distance, Ye Huaiqian led Hu Bai along.
Hu Bai didn't think there was anything wrong with it. When he was young, he had heard that men and women could not kiss each other, but he had never heard that men and women could not kiss each other either.What's more, I just held hands because I was afraid of getting separated.
As for Ye Huaiqian, he only had fear in his heart at this moment, even if his sweetheart's hand was held by him, he couldn't think of anything else.The only thing he thought about was to hold this person firmly and stop him from rushing forward foolishly.
The two cameramen photographed the two of them one after the other, while Xiao Li remained silent.Are these two here to show their affection?
Although domestic gay marriage is almost legal now, and there are several couples who have come out in the entertainment industry, I have never seen anyone so bold.This is recording a program, that's all for that kid from a rich family who is not easy to mess with, Hu Bai doesn't avoid suspicion at all.This is recording a program, holding hands or something, isn't it afraid of being misunderstood by the audience?
You know, there are still some people who are quite stubborn in anti-homophobia.
However, half an hour later, Xiao Li also had to lead one of the cameramen and walk together.There is no way, the cameraman's physical fitness is not very good, and he doesn't have much strength to walk.
A group of people came close to the highest bee, and Xiao Li asked them to sit down and rest for a while.Too tired, no strength to go without rest.
When they went up the mountain, they brought dry food, chocolate and water, and everyone took some out to eat to replenish energy.Hu Bai was no exception, he took a big sesame seed cake and ate it with plain water.When he finished eating and was about to put away his things, he keenly noticed something approaching.
He quickly picked up the bag on the ground, turned around and jumped away.In the next second, a wild monkey was seen jumping from the tree to the place where he had just put the food.Seeing nothing, the wild monkey bared its teeth at Hu Bai, climbed up the tree two or three times and disappeared.
Just when Hu Bai thought he had saved the food and heaved a sigh of relief, he heard his follow-up photographer behind him exclaim.Turning around to look, good guy, it turns out that monkey has accomplices!The whole bag of the photographer and photographer was robbed, and there were a lot of food and replacement machine parts in it.
Without further ado, Hu Bai immediately followed the monkey up the tree.His movements are not slow, as if he is more monkey than monkey.
One person and one monkey chased after each other, climbed up the tree for a while, and came down for a while, and soon disappeared into the lush forest.No matter how Ye Huaiqian shouted, he couldn't call Hu Bai back.
Ye Huaiqian's face darkened. It didn't take long before this kid ran away again!
The faces of the two cameramen were also not good-looking. Although they captured the scene of Hu Bai climbing a tree handsomely, in case something happened to Hu Bai...
Xiao Li gritted his teeth and said, "You guys wait here, I'll go find him."
As soon as the words fell, Hu Bai's voice was heard.
"I am back!"
They hurriedly looked over and saw that Hu Bai not only came back, but also followed by two monkeys, one of which was carrying the cameraman's backpack.
The two monkeys were dejected, not as arrogant as they were when they snatched food.
Ye Huaiqian: "What did you do to them?"
Hu Bai: "I was beaten up. When they robbed me before, I dropped a biscuit. So I punished them to give us backpacks, and let them come back after we went out."
Ye Huaiqian: "Oh."
Xiao Li and the two cameramen looked at each other, and this kind of operation? !
No, no, this wild monkey can still be so obedient? !
The two monkeys were stronger and stronger, maybe they were beaten up by Hu Bai and they were very cowardly.Hu Bai snorted, and one of them stretched out its paw quite actively to carry his bag.
Hu Bai was not polite at all, not only gave it his own bag, but also handed Ye Huaiqian's bag to it.
So in the team of five, there were only two very sad backpack monkeys.They are still very smart, they dare not stay too far away from Hu Bai, and follow them not far or near.
The two cameramen looked interesting, and specially gave them a few more shots.However, these two monkeys also recognize people, and being cowardly in front of Hu Bai does not mean cowardly in front of other people.Every time the photographer finds them shooting them, they will grin their teeth, as if they are about to shoot up and bite people in the next second, and they look very fierce.
Every time at this time, when Hu Bai saw the two monkeys, he would squint at the two monkeys, his eyes were more fierce than the monkeys.So the ferocious monkeys immediately fell back.
Everyone else found the monkeys interesting and kept paying attention to them.Only Ye Huaiqian's eyes were always on Hu Bai, full of probing meaning.
After Hu Bai found out, he gave him a big smile, and said triumphantly, "Don't worry, they can't beat me."
He thought Ye Huaiqian was worried about him.
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
He thought that he already had a deeper impression of Hu Bai's ability.No wonder there are always people on Weibo who say that if Hu Bai acts in a fighting scene, he can hit a star without special effects.
Think about Hu Bai's terrifying reflexes just now, his agility not slower than a monkey's, and how he climbed up a tree several meters high and jumped down unscathed...
Ye Huaiqian suddenly felt that maybe he should strengthen his fitness.Without eight-pack abs, I'm afraid I can't keep up with Hu Xiaobai.
There are always some rough and difficult places on the mountain road, and walking is especially tiring.
After climbing another steep slope, Ye Huaiqian finally couldn't bear it any longer, leaning on his knees and panting heavily.Although he usually does exercise, but only to maintain a healthy body.There is no comparison with Xiao Li, a follow-up photographer who often runs around and a field survival professional.
But this time, the two cameramen were not much better. Both of them carried the cameras forward, and they would be equally exhausted and out of breath.It's just that they don't dare to stop, for fear that it will be difficult to start again after stopping.
Xiao Li's condition was better, he supported Ye Huaiqian with one hand, and persuaded: "Persist a little longer, okay? There is only one uphill ahead of us, and the rest are all downhill, so it's not that difficult to walk."
Ye Huaiqian glanced at Hu Bai, who had a ruddy complexion and was refreshed, and gritted his teeth cruelly: "Okay!"
Hold on, don't be ashamed in front of Hu Xiaobai!
Hu Bai hesitated for a moment, then leaned over and suggested, "How about I carry you behind my back?"
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
Is it for face, or for Hu Bai's not-so-broad back?Well, this is really a tm dilemma.
After thinking for a second, Ye Huaiqian nodded decisively.
Soon, Ye Huaiqian was on Hu Bai's back.Hu Bai held his buttocks with his backhand and shouted, "Hug my neck."
Ye Huaiqian put her hands around his neck, but she didn't dare to hug him tightly, but stayed at the collarbone.Afterwards, he whispered to Hu Bai's ear and said, "Can I put my head on your shoulder?"
"Yes. But let me tell you, you recited me last time, and this time I recited you, and we are even." Hu Bai was still thinking about the last time he watched the movie, he was lazy and asked Ye Huaiqian to recite it. thing.
Ye Huaiqian: "..." The atmosphere is gone!
Sure enough, love strategy books are all deceptive.Whisper something close to your ear, root!Book!No!Tube!use! !
Leaning her head on Hu Bai's shoulder for a moment, Ye Huaiqian still didn't give up.He gently leaned against Hu Bai's ear, and the "warm breath" breathed into Hu Bai's ear.
Hu Bai: "Can you...can you turn your head away?"
Ye Huaiqian: "..." I#%¥#*%!
Ye Huaiqian, whose mood was so complicated that he couldn't express it, finally turned his head away aggrieved and looked out.Finding that Xiao Li was looking at him, he gave him a vicious look.
Take a look, see what to see!Never seen a man who was deceived by a love strategy book!
Xiao Li was terrified by that ghostly look, and quickly looked away.Tsk, let's just say that this young master doesn't have a good attitude towards Hu Bai, right? The relationship is unrequited love!
Tsk, how pitiful.
On this side, Ye Huaiqian picked up his broken glass heart for the nth time with self-pity, while on the other side, Hu Bai blushed quietly.
The monster's ears and tail are the most sensitive, as soon as Ye Huaiqian gets close to the ear, Hu Bai wants to scream.When Ye Huaiqian accidentally blew his warm breath there, Hu Bai's legs almost went limp.
Taking a deep breath, he lifted Ye Huaiqian up, and then Hu Bai started to walk again.
There was no words along the way, and several people with different thoughts walked forward numbly.
After touching for about half an hour, Xiao Li suddenly said: "No, we seem to have gone astray! We have never seen such a big tree when we were exploring the road before!"
Hu Bai looked at him with a frown, did he go astray?
He looked around, and saw that there were big trees with extremely thick branches all around, and the two big men who were the thinnest by visual inspection couldn't hug each other.
The distance between the trees is very close, the vines and branches are intertwined with each other, and the top is densely packed with leaves.At first glance, it looks like a naturally formed layer upon layer of skynet.Even the sun doesn't let in much light.
In this small forest formed by big trees, it was very quiet.When the wind blows, the trunk remains motionless, only the outer leaves sway with the wind, as if mocking the few tiny humans on the ground.
Ye Huaiqian patted Hu Bai, motioning for him to put him down.Unexpectedly, instead of letting go, Hu Bai tightened his hand holding his butt even tighter, and his whole body tensed up.
Xiao Li and the two cameramen couldn't help becoming nervous.It's not that they feel anything, they are simply affected by this gloomy environment.
The two photographers looked at each other, and then Hu Bai followed the photographer to take pictures of the guests, while the other took pictures of the surrounding environment.This kind of environment looks dangerous!
Both of them were very dedicated, but after a while, the cameraman in the shooting environment suddenly screamed.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Li was the closest to him, asking while following his gaze.In the next second, his face was pale.
I saw a snake coiled on a big tree more than ten meters away.Look at that appearance, it is a giant python.
Just when Xiao Li was at a loss and wanted to tell everyone to run for their lives, he heard someone behind him making a "hiss~ hiss~" sound.
Xiao Li and the videographer suddenly had goose bumps all over their bodies.The two turned around slowly and quietly.Behind them, Hu Bai was carrying Ye Huaiqian on his back, facing them, making a "hiss~ hiss~".
Xiao Li looked at Hu Bai's follow-up photographer with questioning eyes, but saw that the man seemed to be frightened, his face was pale and his eyes were staring in a certain direction.
Xiao Li suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and followed his gaze.I saw a snake as thick as his wrist wrapped around the tree trunk in front of Hu Bai.
It's over, it's over.There is a poisonous snake in front and a giant python in the back, so you can't advance or retreat.
The snake in front of Hu Bai was completely black except for a brown pattern on its head.The head is a bit like an inverted triangle, and it is very toxic at first glance.At this time, it was still standing upright, spitting snake letters, and making a "hissing" sound.
But Hu Bai also "hissed" at the snake.Xiao Li had an absurd idea. He actually thought that Hu Bai was communicating with the snake.
In fact, Hu Bai really tried his best to communicate with the snake.However, the snake didn't know much about it.He "hissed" for a long time, and the snake seemed to be out of its wits, stubbornly refusing to give way.Not only that, it also stretched the snake's head towards Hu Bai provocatively, as if teasing him.
Hu Bai could hardly contain his temper. If there were no humans around him and the camera was still on, he would have beaten the snake long ago.Really, he didn't even have his spiritual intelligence, yet he dared to provoke a monster into a spirit!Hu Bai silently made a note in his heart, and when he was done with his work, he would sneak over to beat the snake again, and he probably beat it to the point of paralysis!
Ye Huaiqian leaned on Hu Bai's back, his whole body tensed, his eyes fixed on the snake.He thought a little desperately, if the snake rushed over in a while, he would rush up and grab it seven inches, so as to give Hu Bai a chance to escape.
If he couldn't catch seven inches and was bitten... then he could only blame his short life.
All of them tensed their skin secretly, but they didn't dare to move.
If the snake does not move, people dare not move.
Hu Bai regretted not letting Ye Huaiqian go earlier.Otherwise, he could still be a snake with empty gloves.
But now I can't let it go if I want to, the snake will definitely take the opportunity to attack Ye Huaiqian.He himself is a monster, and the snake venom can make him uncomfortable for two days at most.But Ye Huaiqian is a human being, and the snake venom can kill him.
Before Hu Bai could come up with a good idea, he heard Ye Huaiqian whispering against his ear: "I'll entangle it later, and you run with them. I'm the closest person to it now, so I should be able to hang around for a while."
Hu Bai didn't know whether to laugh or cry, his heart was a little warm, and he felt that there were times when the old man was cute and silly.He responded in a low voice: "Don't be stupid, it's useless. This is probably a colony of snakes, and there are several around. If you entangle this one, there will be another one."
Ye Huaiqian was a little anxious when he heard the words: "Then what should we do?"
He regretted it in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have chosen this bullshit show. There was no security at all!
Before the two could bite their ears and come to a conclusion, the snake seemed to be aware of their small movements, and it coiled its body on the thick tree trunk and raised its head.
There was a cold light in those black bean-like eyes, staring at Hu Bai and Ye Huaiqian firmly.I saw it curled up, like a bowstring that is about to be drawn, ready to be released at any time.
In the next second, it bounced up with a "whoosh" and came straight towards Ye Huaiqian.At the same time, the Shekou opened suddenly, revealing two blue and white fangs.
Ye Huaiqian subconsciously stretched out a hand to grab it, but before he could touch the snake, he heard a loud roar.
When Hu Bai saw that the snake was really ready to attack Ye Huaiqian, he became anxious.At this critical moment, he had an idea and opened his mouth: "Roar!!!"
Ye Huaiqian trembled all over, watching helplessly as the snake opened its mouth, fell from mid-air to the ground, rolled and fled away in a fast and winding manner.
He turned his head slowly, and saw the people behind him all staring at Hu Bai dumbfounded without blinking.
And not far behind them, a giant python was slowly descending from the tree, and soon disappeared into the grass.
Ye Huaiqian: "..."
Looking back at Hu Bai, he whispered, "Are you okay?"
Hu Bai: "Cough, it's okay, but the throat is a bit dry."
As soon as the words fell, there was a bottle of water in front of Hu Bai.Xiao Li's eyes were red, and he said very politely: "Come, drink some water to moisten your throat."
"Thank you." Hu Bai put Ye Huaiqian down, took several gulps of water.
"No, no, it should be us thanking you. Your roar just now is so similar, I thought it was a real tiger coming out. Look at my hand, goose bumps came out." Xiao Li rolled up his sleeves and Show your hand to Hu Bai.
Ye Huaiqian patted his hand and said, "It's hard to fool those snakes, let's go quickly. It won't take a while for them to react and come after them."
Hu Bai also nodded.However, in fact, those snakes should not dare to chase after them.His tiger's howl is real, and he also added some spells in it, which can deter those snakes quite a bit.
Anyway, his mother is also a tigress, so it's not normal for him to howl like a tiger!
It's a pity that his mother left early and didn't have time to teach him how to be the king of beasts.So much so that he is not so majestic in front of those animals now...
Several people hurried back the same way, ready to get back on track.
When they exited the forest, the two monkeys that escaped after realizing something was wrong were still there, and they turned into four.
In this way, the four monkeys were squatting docilely in a row, and when they saw Hu Bai, they even howled flatteringly.
Ye Huaiqian laughed at Hu Bai: "You can be regarded as a fox pretending to be a tiger."
Hu Bai: "..." He was originally the child of a fox demon and a tiger demon, how could it be fake!
The group quickly got back on track, but just happened to bump into another group of guests who came in a hurry.
When the group saw Hu Bai and the others, they didn't stop, they ran and shouted in panic, "Run, there are tigers in this broken mountain!"
"Stop talking, run quickly! The tiger roared so loudly just now, maybe it's nearby..."
Several people ran down the mountain in a panic, and the speed was not slow at all, and they disappeared from Hu Bai's sight after a while.
Ye Huaiqian looked at Hu Bai.
The two cameramen and Xiao Li also looked at Hu Bai.
Hu Bai: "What are you looking at me for?"
"... Cough, let's hurry up too. I didn't hear them say that there are 'tigers' on this mountain." After Ye Huaiqian finished speaking, he naturally took Hu Bai's hand and walked down the mountain.
It is difficult to go up the mountain, but it is much easier to go down the mountain.Those four monkeys were very sensible and took the initiative to pass everyone's backpacks.If it wasn't for the cameraman's refusal, I'm afraid they both wanted to help carry the two cameras.
Soon at the foot of the mountain, I saw that the few people who ran ahead of them were all sitting on the ground without any image, either panting heavily or excitedly talking about "Meeting the Tiger" with their mobile phones.
Hu Bai quietly turned his head and asked his cameraman: "Will the part where I learn how to roar from a tiger be broadcast?"
The cameraman suppressed a smile and nodded: "Yes, I also recorded your side face when the tiger roared, it must be very handsome!"
Hu Bai laughed immediately, thinking that these people who talked about "Meeting the Tiger" will watch TV in the future and find out that the roar of the tiger is fake, and I don't know how exciting their faces will be.
Well, it's fun to think about it.
Ye Huaiqian came over now and asked, "What are you laughing at?"
"No, just watch them brag." Hu Bai pointed to the boy on the ground who was describing vividly to a mobile phone.
Ye Huaiqian sneered, "Leave them alone, how exaggerated they are now, they will be slapped in the face in the future. Let's go, let's get some water and something to eat."
Hu Bai: "Do you want money? We only have 100 yuan."
Ye Huaiqian: "If you want money, you have to eat. How can you still be hungry?"
Hu Bai: "It's okay, I used to have a meal without a meal."
Ye Huaiqian stopped talking, and dragged Hu Bai to a nearby restaurant.The cameramen of the two followed closely behind, without missing a beat.
In the end, considering the money issue, Ye Huaiqian could only watch Hu Bai buy twenty steamed buns at the entrance of the restaurant.
Hu Bai held the steamed buns in one hand and the boss's change in the other, and said to Ye Huaiqian distressedly: "The steamed buns here are so expensive, they cost one yuan and five a piece, and they are not as big as the one yuan I bought in the city." big."
Twenty steamed buns, 30 yuan will be removed!Still can't get enough!Hu Bai was so distressed that he almost cried.
Ye Huaiqian couldn't see Hu Bai's sad appearance, so he could only stroke his hair, and comforted him: "It's okay, I'll take you to have a big meal when I go back tomorrow night."
Hu Bai nodded, and stuffed the rest of the money into his pocket.Afterwards, the two found a table in the store and sat down, asked for two cups of tea and started eating.Hu Bai thought for a while, and reluctantly gave two steamed buns to the two cameramen.
The two cameramen quickly waved their hands: "Thank you, we don't need it, we have something to eat."
As soon as the two finished speaking, the owner of the shop brought two big bowls of meat and rice, "There are still two dishes left, you should eat first."
Hu Bai: "..."
The two steamed buns were stuffed into his mouth together, stretching his mouth wide, and Hu Bai turned back to his seat with an aggrieved expression on his face.
Ye Huaiqian was amused to see it, but also felt distressed.He thought to himself, this program group is so dishonest that they don't even give Hu Xiaobai meat!It seems that Chen Jun has to pay attention in the future, the variety show for Hu Xiaobai must be well-fed!
Hu Bai stuffed steamed buns into his mouth sullenly, one, two...
Just as he was about to eat the fifth one, he suddenly saw a plate of braised pork in front of him.
Looking up, I saw his follower and the photographer said embarrassedly: "Our food expenses are also limited, and we can only give you so much. I hope you don't dislike it."
Hu Bai immediately gave him a big smile: "Don't dislike it, don't dislike it!"
Hu Bai was very satisfied after eating the meat, and even took the initiative to grab a piece for Ye Huaiqian.
Ye Huaiqian broke a steamed bun in half, sandwiched the piece of meat with Hu Bai's chopsticks, and handed it to him.
"It tastes the best this way, try it."
The plain white steamed bun is wrapped with a large piece of braised pork, which is full of temptation.Hu Bai swallowed, moved forward, and took Ye Huaiqian's hand and bit off half of the meat bun.
"Well, it's delicious~" He finished vaguely, and even stretched out his hand to give a thumbs up.In two or three strokes, he swallowed the steamed bun, and smothered the other half with Ye Huaiqian's hand.
During this period, his lips inadvertently made intimate contact with Ye Huaiqian's fingers, and they separated immediately.
Ye Huaiqian withdrew her hand silently, savoring the soft, moist touch.
After a meal, Hu Bai was only half full, but he didn't dare to order any more.It's too expensive, so bear with it.
At this time, it was already two or three o'clock in the afternoon.The program team did not ask them to do other tasks, but only asked them to go back and rest first.After entering the second mountain, I heard that there are snakes and tigers, so I really need to rest and adjust.
Hu Bai and Ye Huaiqian went back to the hotel to rest together.
Probably this program group is really poor to a certain extent, they didn't arrange another room for Ye Huaiqian, but let him and Hu Bai squeeze together.It's not like everyone is like this, eating and sleeping with amateur friends.
However, Hu Bai's agent, Chen Jun, also came with him, and should live with him.Could it be, let the three of them squeeze into a small room?
Just when Hu Bai started to think about sleeping on the floor by himself, he just received a call from Chen Jun.
Chen Jun: "Xiaobai, you behave well and get along well with Mr. Ye. I have to go back here first, and help you get a role, so we won't pass."
Hu Bai blinked, what a coincidence?
He responded, then hung up the phone and relayed the news to Ye Huaiqian.
Ye Huaiqian showed a hint of surprise on his face, but in his heart he silently praised Chen Jun for being really good!In the future, he must increase his salary, and the bonus must not be dropped!
After the two returned to the room, they found that there was only one big bed in the room.Hu Bai was about to find the hotel staff, but was stopped by Ye Huaiqian.
"Forget it, they're all old men, so it's okay to sleep on the same bed." Ye Huaiqian said frankly.
That's the reason... Hu Bai didn't go to the waiter anymore,
The two of them washed up briefly, changed their clothes, and then lay down together.
I don't know if the two of them were really tired, or because of other reasons, they fell asleep within 2 minutes after touching the pillow.
When Hu Bai woke up, the sun had already set in the west.The afterglow of the setting sun shines in through the windows, making it very warm.
Hu Bai glanced at the side in a daze, and found that Ye Huaiqian had already left.He hugged Ye Huaiqian's pillow into his arms, rolled around on the bed with his arms around, rolled around...
With a "bang", Hu Bai fell under the bed without any surprise.
Rubbing his eyes, hugging the pillow, and rolling on the floor twice, he reluctantly got up and went to find socks and put on shoes.
He was recording a variety show for the first time, but he didn't know that according to the usual practice, the program crew would install cameras in guests' rooms.
In other words, the appearance of him rolling around and rolling just now was perfectly included.
Hu Bai followed the breath of other people and found the lobby of the hotel.Ye Huaiqian was also among them, holding a piece of paper and looking at it.Hu Bai leaned over to take a look, and it turned out to be the menu.
"That's it. Now you have to go and buy the dishes written on the bill." The program director concluded.
Before Hu Bai could figure out the situation, Ye Huaiqian dragged him to the nearby vegetable market.
Neither of them is good at cooking, and their knowledge of meat dishes is limited.Fortunately, they had a list, and if they showed it to others, they would be able to find seven or eight.
When they arrived at the fish stand, Hu Bai immediately pointed out the fish they needed among a dozen kinds of fish.
He proudly said: "I used to like to eat grilled fish the most. I have grilled all kinds of fish. Take a stick, wash it, put it on the fire, put some salt on it, and put it on the fire. It will smell good!"
Ye Huaiqian silently kept this sentence in his heart.
The program team is quite conscientious this time, and knows to reimburse the food money.Afterwards, the program team took them to find an open space, provided pots and pans and other tools and let them handle the ingredients by themselves, and what they made was their own dinner.
This is for them to cook dinner in the wild!
Several people looked at each other helplessly, it happened that none of the celebrities and internet celebrities knew how to cook.Ye Huaiqian didn't know how, but he still stood up and assigned work to everyone.
"The two of you are going to wash the vegetables; the three of you are going to build two stoves; you, handle some materials. I will leave the rest of you to cook later. As for me and Hu Bai, we are responsible for the firewood."
The allocation was fairly reasonable, and several celebrity amateurs agreed.Ye Huaiqian took advantage of this and took Hu Bai to check the firewood together.
However, after walking a certain distance, Hu Bai didn't move, and whistled directly.
After a while, I saw the two monkeys who had been beaten by Hu Bai before running out, fawning around Hu Bai.
"Help me pick up some dry firewood, hurry up." Hu Bai said bluntly.
The two monkeys barked, as if they agreed.Then he ran out quickly, grabbed the firewood and picked it up.
Ye Huaiqian: "You, have you accepted them as your little brothers?"
Hu Bai shook his head: "No, I can't afford them."
"Then they are so obedient?" Ye Huaiqian was puzzled.If it is said that these monkeys were beaten and obeyed by Hu Bai at the beginning, then they should return to the mountain after they separated, and they shouldn't follow them anyway.
Hu Bai shrugged: "Probably because I am more powerful, they worship me and want to follow me."
Ye Huaiqian rarely rolled his eyes at him.
Hu Bai laughed it off and didn't argue with him.In the world of monsters and animals, the weak always prey on the strong and respect the strong.
Those spirited monkeys were beaten by him first, and then frightened by his roar.The combination of the two, plus they may also hope to learn the method of becoming a spirit from themselves, they will naturally want to follow him.
The two quickly returned with a pile of dry firewood, which attracted the attention of many people.
"It's okay you guys, the speed is so fast." One of the stars laughed.
"It is said that working together with men and women is not tiring. I think you two are really not tired. You are really amazing!"
"No, I haven't washed the dishes..."
Hu Bai smiled lightly, but didn't answer.As for Ye Huaiqian...
It was only then that Hu Bai noticed that Ye Huaiqian unexpectedly talked less and was distant in front of others.
He hardly talks nonsense with others, and he doesn't joke much with others.Even, he seemed to rarely see Ye Huaiqian smiling at others.
But, ever since he met Ye Huaiqian, Ye Huaiqian rarely acted so distant in front of him, as if he was very difficult to get along with.
To use the current buzzwords, that is high cold.
Ye Huaiqian, who occasionally chattered in front of him, has such a cold side!
Hu Bai took the lighter to light the fire, thinking silently, Ye Huaiqian's aloof appearance is really handsome.However, it is definitely not as good as his.Not to mention the human form, his original form can fascinate a human being, making her so fascinated that she can't fall asleep without hugging her before going to bed!
Well, this fire is really hard to fight!
After finally lighting a little fire, Hu Bai quickly puffed up his mouth and blew vigorously.
After Ye Huaiqian got angry, he raised his head, and Hu Bai's head was almost stuck into another stove.He hurried over to pull him out, then took a closer look, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Hu Bai had a question mark on his forehead: "Why?"
When the others heard the voice, they looked over curiously, and immediately couldn't help laughing.
I saw that Hu Bai's face was black on the east and west, dirty like a beggar.
As soon as he heard other people's jokes, Hu Bai immediately reacted, quickly reached out to wipe his face, and then stretched out his hand in front of him to have a look.Yes, black handed!
Seeing this, the others laughed even harder.Hu Bai pursed his lips, and wiped his face with his backhand in displeasure.But without wiping it twice, Ye Huaiqian took his hand off.
Ye Huaiqian wiped his face delicately and gently with her sleeve, then took a closer look and said, "Forget it, I'm going to get angry, you'd better go wash your face."
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