The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

"How? It, is it pregnant?"

Zheng Chengwen nervously went to He Bai's side to mutter something, and walked around the cow being inspected twice.

It has been almost two months since the free artificial insemination project was launched in the Native Animal Museum.

Since the other party's character and medical skills are quite guaranteed among the farmers in Jinjiang County, it is not difficult to promote this technology to those cattle owners after his strong recommendation and guarantee.

Now, it's time for them to come to follow up and check one by one to see how many of the first batch of experimental cows have successfully conceived.

"Well, three vertical blood vessels appeared above the eyes, the breasts and nipples began to swell and stiffen, the caruncle under the tongue was already bright red, the tail was also covered on the left side of the vulva, and the milk expressed was honey-colored and It's mushy. Depending on the situation, the cow is probably pregnant!"

He Bo impatiently pushed Zheng Ya Nei away a little, so as not to stand aside and hinder him from inspecting the cow's eyes/breast/mouth/tail/milk.

I checked it back and forth several times, and after I was half or half sure that it was pregnant and not empty, I took out a handkerchief and wiped my hands carefully.

Unable to hold back his excitement, he told Zheng Yanei the result of his diagnosis with joy on his face.

Great, the "Conjecture About Artificial Insemination" given to him by the other party is really achievable!

"Really?! Let's go, let's quickly tell the owner of this cow the good news. There are still several cows to be checked later, and we will go to the next one right away!"

Hearing this, Zheng Chengwen couldn't help opening his mouth wider and wider.

Excited, he tightly held the opponent's hand and shook it back and forth a few times.

Earn it, He Bo is a genius!

It took only half a month to think about it, and the cows in the first batch of experiments have already succeeded in one case.

With such a good start, his native animal house will soon become famous far and wide.

"Okay, let's go now. But, do you want to wash your hands?"

Seeing Zheng Yanei's happy appearance, He Bo couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

The other party is worthy of being the concubine of the "Song Zi Niang Niang", this luck is good enough.

With the blessing of "Niangniang", the condition of the cows of the cattle owners in the back is not much different.

It's just, did he forget that his hand touched the cow's udder and vulva just now.

He could remember that Zheng Yanei always considered these places for livestock to be very unclean.

"...you go and talk to the cow owner yourself, I'll wash my hands right away!"

After being reminded meaningfully by He Bo, Zheng Chengwen was stunned for a moment, then suddenly shivered and got goose bumps all over his body.

Oh shit!

He was so happy, he forgot that the other party was helping the cow to check the whole body, especially the indescribable places were very careful.

What are you laughing laughing!

Seeing that He Bo was smiling like a two-hundred-pound fat man, he gave him a hard look, and then quickly ran towards the direction he pointed out to wash his hands.

Hmph, it's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge.

Senior Sister Xiangxiang is learning how to calculate the safety period with Zheng Niang at his house, and his small report is already hungry and thirsty.

After a whole day of traveling in a carriage to every house of the cow owner who was experimenting with cows, Zheng Chengwen returned home in good spirits.

Nonsense, he is just a melon-eating crowd, and he doesn't need to check it himself.

Just walking around during the time when he gets on and off the car, he can't get tired no matter what.

So he twirled and jumped, closed his eyes happily, and ran to Dad Zheng's study in a hurry, ready to announce the good news to the other party.

Well, after finishing this, there is one more thing he wants to discuss with his father.

"Father~ Let me tell you something, it's a very happy event!"

Before Zheng's father, who was working hard in the study, raised his head to respond, Zheng Chengwen told his father about today's events and the technology of artificial insemination with a face full of embarrassment.

After He Bo inspected the first batch of test cows, the two of them made statistics, and the successful pregnancy rate of this batch was about [-] to [-] percent.

In Jinjiang County, this success rate is already very high, almost equal to that of Zhu's breeding station.

After this battle, the artificial insemination technology of his family's native animal farm finally gained a firm foothold in Jinjiang County.Seeing the surprised appearance of those cattle owners, more and more farmers will definitely come over in the days to come.

"What?! You said Veterinarian He successfully bred so many cows with only three bulls in the gym?"

Right now, Zheng Ji'an choked on his own saliva.

Why is the eldest son of his family always able to toss out strange things.

This does not require any method of intercourse between yin and yang, but the cow can be successfully impregnated.

So, so weird!

"That's right, He Bo has mastered artificial insemination technology to some extent. After he is proficient, the number of cows will continue to increase. Father, do you think that with this technology, the people of Jinjiang County will Are you doing better?"

Seeing that Father Zheng didn't push him out with a disgusted look on his face, Zheng Chengwen's proud tail almost cocked up.

His luck is now comparable to that of Ou Wang!

After arriving in Jinjiang County, almost everything went smoothly for him during this period of time, and his wishes came true.

"Wen'er, I'm asking you. Besides He Bo, does anyone else know the secrets of the artificial insemination techniques you mentioned?"

Zheng Ji'an ignored the elder son's small thoughts of wanting to take credit, he sat on the chair with his hands clasped, and confirmed with the other party with a frown.

This artificial insemination technique, which Wen'er called artificial insemination, is excellent, but it violates human ethics after all.

If animals can do this, does that mean that humans can too?

If outsiders find out, it might cause some big/trouble.

"No, no, only He Bo and I know. Dad, why are you asking this? Is there anything wrong with this?"

Zheng Chengwen originally wanted to continue bragging, but seeing Father Zheng's extremely serious expression, he was immediately discouraged.

What's the matter?

Did the artificial insemination technology in the Tuhuguan violate any taboos in this dynasty?

Or, his father was worried that someone would steal this technique and leak it out?

"That's good. Wen'er, tell Dad honestly, this technology can be used by animals, so can it be used by humans?"

Zheng Ji'an couldn't help but feel a little nauseous when he thought that people, like animals, can have children without intercourse between yin and yang.

If he didn't learn about such things that violated human ethics after the fact, he would definitely prevent Wen'er from passing on this artificial insemination technique to others.

Sometimes, what is not a good thing must be a good thing.

"Uh, it can be used too. Dad, are you worried that this matter will spread to people? Don't worry, He Bo and I always pull the cows and bulls into the same room every time we experiment. It was carried out in a closed room. Afterwards, the cows were separated and brought back to the cattle owners, and no one would know what happened."

Zheng Chengwen was not too worried about Father Zheng's worries.

In the beginning, he and He Bo worked very hard to prevent the leakage of the artificial insemination technology.

It took several days just to organize the cattle owners to bring the cows to the soil and livestock house at the same time.

When the artificial insemination was formally performed, the whole process was carried out by He Bo alone in a state of secrecy, and no third person would know the various ingenuities.

"That's very good. Well, you and He Bo had better hide this technology tightly. If other people know about it, maybe someone will use it to do bad things. Besides, it's bad for your reputation. not good."

After thinking for a while, Zheng Ji'an still didn't say anything to ask the eldest son to stop immediately.

If this matter is dealt with, the people in Xujinjiang County will be able to earn a little more.

When people become rich, there will probably not be so many "not raising children" phenomenon.

Instead of worrying about the uncertain future, it is better to do the present things well in a down-to-earth manner.

"Thank you dad, I see."

When Zheng Chengwen heard this, he solemnly assured Father Zheng.

Although I don't know what bad things will happen after this artificial insemination is known.

But since his father is so worried, he has to be more careful, and don't mess around in a daze.

"Uh, Dad, I still have something to tell you. It's been four months since we left Fenggang County, why hasn't Aning come here yet? I'm thinking, should I go back and see what's going on?"

Seeing the signs that Father Zheng was going to drive away after talking, he hurriedly said the last thing.

Calculating the time, it should be almost time for Aning to arrive.

During this month, he always thought that if something happened to the other party on the road, he panicked and wanted to rush back to find someone immediately.

"What if you miss Hui'er when you go back? You, just wait at home with peace of mind. If he still hasn't arrived in another month, father will send someone to visit Fenggang County. Go back to your room." Come on, take a good rest and stop thinking about it."

Zheng Ji'an stood up and patted the elder son's shoulder comfortingly.

Maybe something was delayed, so Hui'er didn't come over as soon as possible.

If Wen'er turned around and returned to Fenggang County at this time, the two of them would probably pass by.

"Father, I miss Aning. Then I'll wait another month. If no one else comes, I, I will set off for Fenggang County right away."

After expressing the pain of lovesickness to Father Zheng, Zheng Chengwen turned around and went out with a sigh.

Alas, I was separated from Ah Ning for just a few months after we got married.

Bitter, really too bitter.

Even, he was so miserable that he didn't even feel like masturbating.

……

Since more than half of the first batch of cows have successfully conceived, the news spread that the cow owners who raised cows in Jinjiang County were shocked by it!

——What kind of spell is used in the Earth Animal Museum, how can one bull conceive several cows at the same time?

The above are the thoughts of most cattle owners in Jinjiang County.

After Zheng Chengwen learned about it, he was secretly delighted for a long time.

Then, he remembered Father Zheng's worries about artificial insemination technology being used on humans that day, and he immediately couldn't swell up.

In order to ensure that the technology would not be leaked, he had a few in-depth talks with He Bo again.

As a result, the two of them worked out a lot of ways to keep secrets one after another.

What about raising the fence, refusing to visit, engaging in some superstitious ceremonies, and spreading the word around the streets and alleys that the cowherds in the soil and animal museum have abnormal endowments, and can control N cows at the same time.

After the three cowherds were promoted to the "Altar", he was finally able to safely hand over the business of the Native Animal House to He Bo.

He is going to be a hands-off shopkeeper!

Because, Aning is back!

At this time, he has to put down all the work in his hand and go to accompany his dear.

That day, Zheng Chengwen was both happy and distressed seeing the other party's bearded and bearded appearance.

The two had been separated for almost five months, and no matter how busy and important the matter of the earth and animal house was, he had to put it aside.

Xiao Biejia is newly married, and the couple should tell each other their heartfelt feelings, or have a good and in-depth exchange.

Cough cough, don't worry, don't worry.

Ah Ning still needs to recuperate for a day or two, and he must be exhausted after driving for a month.

The coming day is long, so don't be in a hurry for a while, which will hurt your body and mind.

"Ah Ning, why did you come here so late?"

Nestled in my dear's arms, Zheng Chengwen asked hoarsely with his whole body weak.

Didn't it mean that the Yao family's property can be dealt with in just two or three months?

Why was it so many days late, that he almost had to go back to Fenggang County to find someone.

"I'm sorry to make you worry. When I was about to leave in Fenggang County, Zhou Min delayed me for some time."

The chest was touched back and forth by the opponent's breath, and Yao Ninghui's impulse that had just stopped showed signs of lifting again.

Calm down!

Awen was tired all night, but he couldn't do it again so soon.

Taking a deep breath, he suppressed the eager desire in his heart, and then told the other party the reason for being late.

"What? So what happened to Zhou Min again? He won't have illusions, and he plans to reunite with his mother."

When Zheng Chengwen heard this, he poohed in disdain.

Uh, he accidentally spat on Aning's chest, and he licked it embarrassingly.

snort!

That scumbag thought beautifully that week. Fortunately, his mother decided to leave Fenggang County early on.

If he wasn't a clan member, with his mother's character, he would definitely give this person a good look.

"No, what he thinks is far more disgusting than what you think. He came to me because he wanted my mother to go back and help him raise his son."

Thinking of Zhou Min's shamelessness, Yao Ninghui's face was full of anger and disgust, and he didn't even notice Ah Wen's little move just now.

He had already dealt with the Yao family's property, but before leaving, the other party came to him personally.

Seeing the man's stalking appearance, he thought that the other party was sincerely repentant, so he could persuade him to give up.

Who knows, after the other party knew that his mother had left, that person's expression became more and more weird, and his attitude became more and more bad.

After realizing that something was wrong, he quickly asked Zhang Dagui to go to Chunyu County to find out what happened in the Zhou Mansion.

After spending half a month, he finally learned the ins and outs of Zhou Min's coming to find his mother.

It turned out that after Xu Sanniang successfully gave birth to a baby boy, the ecstatic master of the Zhou family waved his hand and held a grand feast for three days.

Ironically, the other party didn't know that the child wasn't his.

At this time, Zhou Min, who wanted to have more sons, took Xu Sanniang back to the Zhou Mansion after a lot of trouble.

Unfortunately, for the birth of the child and Xu Sanniang's arrival, the other party had already spent a lot of money, and there was not much money left in the Zhou Mansion.

In order for Xu Sanniang to agree to stay and have a baby for him alone, Zhou Min promised to give her a lot of money.

And how did this money come from?

So, Master Zhou simply thought of his mother.In other words, it was money from their Yao family.

When his mother didn't reconcile with the other party, all the affairs of Zhou Mansion were taken care of by his mother.With the Yao family's dowry and connections, his mother managed the remaining shops in the mansion very well.

At that time, Zhou Min lived a very prosperous life and never worried about money.

But I heard that after his mother left, Mr. Zhou, who was quite generous in spending money, sold all the good shops that made a living, and there were not many left.

Zhou's mansion, which failed to find other ways to make a living, was getting more and more difficult to maintain its master's lavish spending habits.

Zhou Min, who has no money and can't make money, suddenly remembered the nourishing life when his mother was there.

With the intention of remarrying his mother to continue to manage the Zhou mansion for him, but with the idea of ​​keeping Xu Sanniang outside secretly, the other party first came to find someone with a face of regret.

Zhou Min's attitude suddenly became bad when he learned that his mother could not go back to help him.

So, after he learned the truth, the more he thought about it, the more disgusted he became, and the more he thought about it, the more unwilling he was for his mother's sincerity and dedication over the years.

In a fit of anger, he never stopped doing anything, and before leaving, he sent someone to Chunyu County to reveal that the baby boy was not Zhou Min's own child.

You are unkind and I am unjust.

Who is Mr. Zhou, you have no good intentions, and you have come to plot against his mother.

The author has something to say: The signs of a cow’s pregnancy are all found on Baidu.

PS: However, the documents are generally checked only in March and April.But for the needs of the plot, the author can shorten it to two months to check~