The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

"Uh, Dad, I have an idea. You can see if it works. There is a phenomenon of 'not giving birth' in this place. Isn't it because the couple failed to use contraception, resulting in too many births. Let's promote effective contraception methods Ah, for example, let the man use condoms. I mean, at that time, men could use animal casings such as fish maw and sheep intestines. For women, in addition to the commonly used avoiding soup, the magical powers of the old gods can also be reversed. Dad, you know, if it is not within those six hours, it is the most perfect contraceptive method."

After Zheng Chengwen heard about this historical origin, he was really thankful from the bottom of his heart that the previous dynasty was over.

After pondering for a while, he thought of the great invention that was indispensable in family planning in his previous life - condoms.

The man had a condom, and he and Zheng Niangsao operated it to help the women calculate their safety period in reverse.

Even if the two-two combination is not 100% contraceptive chance, it can reduce the number of unintended pregnancies of those couples as much as possible!

He also worked hard for the people of Jinjiang County to have a humane method of family planning.

So, he uttered all the contraceptive methods he could think of, and tried his best to advise Zheng Dae.

"Wen'er, you think things are too simple. You have to know that it is actually not that easy to make fish maw or animal casings into contraceptive, uh, condoms you mentioned. It doesn't mean that fresh ones can be taken To use it, you have to go through tedious processes such as soaking, fumigation, rinsing, and drying before it can be used. Oh, why do I tell you this. In short, the condom you mentioned is not easy to promote, and the finished product is too expensive. As for you I know it’s good to reverse the magic power of the old god. But you only have ten chances a month, which is too little, and it can’t help many people at all.”

After Zheng Ji'an finished speaking, while Wen'er wasn't paying attention, he silently wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

What's going on, he actually talked about such a private matter with his eldest son.

If he hadn't married Xiao Yao, he really couldn't say such a thing.

"What? Are the condoms here so difficult to deal with? Cough cough, dad, let's put this condom down first. I know that my number of times per month is too small, but mother can be the main force! When mother was in Fenggang County , Don’t you help those female believers calculate the date every day. This can also be reversed, and my mother told people the date in reverse, isn’t it a safe period for contraception?”

When Zheng Chengwen heard this, his eyes widened immediately, and he scratched his nose in amazement.

Are ancient condoms so precious?

Then he was confused by the free condoms from the family planning office that could be seen everywhere in his previous life, after all, he never had the need to use condoms in his previous life -_-||

He can't play cheats every month, but Zheng Niang's calculation method is very good!

After so many years of improvement and experimentation, his mother has long since come up with a set of effective calculation methods for estimating the ovulation period.

At that time, tell those people the opposite, isn't it just a monthly safety period that can reduce the chance of pregnancy.

Uh, although the failure rate of this safety period contraceptive method is quite high, it is better than the couple messing around.

"Well, what you said, Wen'er, makes some sense. Well, Dad will discuss this issue with your mother. If you have nothing to do, you can go back and rest. Also, if you have nothing to do, don't stay at home all the time, Jin Jiang The county is not as dangerous as you think. Going out for a walk can also relax you."

When it came to Hu Baozhu, it was the other way around, Zheng Ji'an couldn't help but frowned and thought for a while.

Well, I'd better go back and talk to Madam.If she is willing, he has to support her anyway.

He knew how much madam had put in this algorithm and how much she had hoped for.

"Well, I see. Dad, you should think about this matter carefully. It is better to treat the root cause than to treat the symptoms. If we can restrain or even stop this cruel phenomenon of 'not raising children', our family will be considered to have accumulated great merit."

After asking Father Zheng to think about it seriously, Zheng Chengwen walked out of his father's study with heavy steps.

Hi!

As a professional "child-giving" stick, he really can't stand this horrible custom in Jinjiang County.

He has done everything he can, and the rest can only be left to Father Zheng to consider.

"Master, are we going to see those cubs in Fangshi today? Those little fluffy things are really fun. Would you like to buy one back, Master?"

Early this morning, Zhang Xiaofu asked the young master to drag him out to wander around.

He just followed the other party around aimlessly for a few laps, and when he went further and further, he couldn't help but raise his opinion.

Didn't the young master just want to walk around the yamen?Why are you going further and further away now?

"I'm not going to Fangshi today, let's go for a walk in a crowded place. Does Xiao Fu want to raise a small animal? If you like it, I'll buy you one. However, you have to take good care of it when you go back and clean it up. It’s clean and there’s no smell at all.”

As expected, he was still a child, Zheng Chengwen said lovingly to Zhang Xiaofu who was already a little taller than him.

Small animals are cute, but he'd better watch the clouds from afar and raise them.With such a salty fish, how can he have the confidence to raise the little guy's skin smooth and healthy to grow up.

However, it's not bad to let his family's servants take care of him for a while.

"Ah, really? Master, are you really willing to give me one? Uh, then, can I choose one I like?"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaofu clenched his fists excitedly, and all-in-one confirmed to his young master.

When he went to Fangshi with the young master yesterday, he had already set his sights on a little milk dog!

Originally, I thought I could only live with greedy eyes, but I didn't expect that the young master agreed to let him raise it, and even said that he would give him one.

"Yes, yes, it's absolutely true. Seeing how happy you are, let's go. If you like any one, let's go and buy it."

After Zheng Chengwen finished speaking, he waved to Zhang Xiaofu to lead the way and take him to buy cute things.

Having said that, the cubs that his servant followed him to touch yesterday were probably lambs, rabbits, donkeys, horses, cattle and other livestock.

Uh, which one does he value?Look at him so happy that he is about to fly.

"En! Thank you, young master, I will take you to the owner's house right away."

After gratefully thanking his young master, Zhang Xiaofu quickly turned around and walked towards the house of the owner who valued the little milk dog yesterday.

He had quietly inquired that the most expensive breed among all the puppies in Jinjiang County only cost him about a month's monthly money.

However, according to his opinion, the appearance of the little milk dog yesterday was only half a month's worth of money.

……

"Master, it's so expensive. Let's not buy it, there are puppies in other houses, why don't you go and see them?"

Zhang Xiaofu said disappointedly.

Why is the owner of this little milk dog so expensive!It cost him more than three months' monthly money.

Reluctantly peeking a few times, he hastily pulled the young master's clothes and told him to leave.

"Hey, you kid, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. Those dogs, how can they compare to my little peanut. I am the best hunting dog, and the ability to watch and hunt is the whole county Everyone knows. Just ask anyone and you will know that no dog can compare to our little flower!"

Upon hearing the words, Xiao Hua's owner couldn't help grinning and retorted.

If he didn't see that the master and servant were from Zheng Zhi County's family and that they really loved dogs, he would have sent them out a long time ago.

Xiaohua's son of a bitch, he is not sold to everyone.

"Excuse me, old man, is your little flower a tabby dog?"

Zheng Chengwen never expected that his servant fell in love with a litter of small native dogs with tiger stripes.

Cough, don't children love cute little things with good looks?

Could it be that Zhang Xiaofu is a boy, so he doesn't care about his appearance?

Or, he already had a soft spot for this kind of ugly, cute and cute dog.

"Yo! You are a young man who understands quite well. Yes, our little flower is a famous tabby dog. Why, since you know this kind of dog, you know that the price I paid is not a trick to your master and servant. "

Master Xiaohua raised her brows, very surprised.

Hey, I didn't expect that Zheng's yamen would know the breed of mountain hounds.

Come on!If the other party doesn't make a counter-offer, he'll sell the pair of master and servant a little flower's bastard.

"Yes, yes, the price you mentioned, old man, is very kind. It's the money of a son of a bitch, can you please pick one for my boy, old man?"

Zheng Chengwen apologized to Master Xiaohua with a grin, and quickly took out the money.

Today is considered a happy event, good luck!

He had heard a little about the power of tabby dogs in his previous life, not to mention that this litter of puppies was the offspring of purebred native tabby dogs that had never been cross-bred.

Looking at Xiaohua's hunter's attire and all the little details of caring for the dog, he doesn't look like the kind of profiteer that the old man sells the dog and sells himself.

Hee hee, there will be a tabby dog ​​in his house today.

"Forget you are a young man! All right, I'll pick you the most powerful pup."

After Xiaohua's owner took the silver, he pulled Xiaohua into the house and tied it up, and then picked out the strongest pup in the nest.

Putting the pup in a small basket, he handed it directly to the boy with a surprised face.

After carefully telling the child the precautions for raising a dog in the future, he didn't care about it anymore, and waved the master and servant to get out of here quickly.

His little flower is being cruel, if she doesn't leave quickly, she will go crazy and bite her when she sees her taking her child.

"Master, you don't have to pay me my monthly money for three months."

Holding the little milk dog in the basket dearly all the way, Zhang Xiaofu thought about it, and decided to use his monthly money to repay the young master for the extra money.

Although the young master had said that he would give him a cub, the price he finally bought was too expensive.

The young master is so kind to him, he can't take advantage of the other party like this.

"Okay, Xiaofu, you can take good care of this dog. You should save the monthly money. Let's continue to wander around and see if there is anything interesting."

It's not buying big livestock, the money is wet and crumbled, so Zheng Chengwen shook his head and rejected his servant indifferently.

After teasing the puppy who was sleeping soundly in the basket with great interest, he continued to stroll.

Hmm, it looks like there's a fair ahead?

Hey, hurry up and see what's going on.

"Old man, I dare to ask you, what are you going to do with your cattle?"

After catching up with the crowd and searching around, Zheng Chengwen ran to a kind-hearted old man and asked.

Strange, what are they going to do with a group of big livestock.

They are all large livestock such as pigs, horses, cattle, sheep, and donkeys. Could it be that they are being sent to centralized slaughtering?

You shouldn't be dragging the cow, this is a flagrant violation of the law!

"Ask fart, uh, you are Zheng Yanei. Hey, you can buy Xiaohua's son. It seems that Xiaohua's master is very optimistic about you. Don't you know? We are here to take the family's livestock and go there specially. Zhu's breeding."

The owner of the cow was very annoyed at being stopped by the pair of master and servant, and almost yelled at him.

When he found out that the other party was from Zhengzhi County's family, and that the boy was still holding a small basket with little flowers in his arms, he immediately became kind.

Cough, thanks to his old age, his temper is no longer so irritable, or else the fight would have started before he recognized Zheng Yanei.

"What? Is the Zhu family a specialized livestock breeding station? Why do you and those people go to his family for breeding?"

Zheng Chengwen couldn't help touching his beating little heart, and seeing that the old man had returned to a kind look, he cautiously continued to ask.

Scared him to death!

Did he almost get beaten up by this old man just now?

In the end, was it because the old man knew Xiao Hua's owner that he didn't make a move?

"What breeding station? Zhu's family is a big family in Jinjiang County, and almost half of the livestock in the county belong to his family. When we go to his house to buy cubs, we can only get females, even the males will be lost. The folks in the village don’t have any male animals that can be bred, so we have to go to his house to bred them. The cost of each bred by Zhu’s family is not bad, but all the male cubs born must be sold at the market price. Him. If he went to those other houses, he wouldn’t even be able to match him.”

While driving the cow, the owner of the cow sighed to the young Ya Nei.

It's still the kindness of the Zhu family. If they fail twice after going to his house for breeding, they can give it away for free.

His family's cattle had been bred twice before but were unsuccessful.This time, it was the Zhu family who sent him off without money.

"..."

Zheng Chengwen held his chin in shock when he heard this.

Is the Zhu family planning to monopolize the breeding business in the market?

As long as it belongs to the public, it must belong to the Zhu family!

"Thank you, old man, for your explanation. I just wish your cows can be bred successfully in one go. Even with one pregnancy, you can have two cubs!"

Holding his chin steady, Zheng Chengwen regained his smile and placed deep hopes on the old man's cattle.

Seeing that the old man was about to take the cow away, he didn't know why, and suddenly used the golden finger on his cow.

After waiting for a while, the announcement about the cow came out in my mind.

Well, it says that this cow has reached the end of the best estrus period for breeding today. At this time (6 hours) the pregnancy rate is high, and the conception rate is even as high as [-]% to [-]%.

Huh?and many more.

Can his gold finger be used on animals? !

Damn, scared him.

In order to prove that this was not a hallucination caused by fright, he subconsciously spent the pregnancy point to add an egg to the cow -_-||

Yo, the cow's eggs on the notice have successfully increased to two.

"Xiaofu, let's go home."

Suddenly, Zheng Chengwen hid his face from the boy who was squatting down to tease the waking dog.

Shit, he gotta go home and calm down

It turns out that his golden finger can be shared by humans and animals?

The author has something to say: the ancient Chinese liked to use fish swim bladders to make condoms, but the production process of this "pure natural" condom is relatively cumbersome: first soak in water and weak alkaline solution, then fumigate with sulfur, and then use pancreas Rinse well with water and dry. ——by Baidu