The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

In the study of the Zheng family behind the Fenggang County Yamen.

"Father, are you still looking at the arrest document? Now that everyone has gone home, it's time to take a good rest. Mother said, Yuan Yuan misses you."

Zheng Chengwen walked into Father Zheng's study, and found that he was frowning and looking down at the arrest warrants in his hand.

Alas, as the director of the Public Security Bureau of a small county in ancient times, his father must have worked too hard.

Working overtime every day is endless, and I always go home with official duties to continue working.

"These newly issued documents, I don't have a good look at them carefully, how to explain to the people below."

Without raising his head, Zheng Jian continued to memorize the age, address, and appearance of each prisoner on the documents.

Every time he received a new sea arrest document, he was very annoyed.

Can't the artist who painted these portraits find a few painters carefully? !

Alas, no wonder they.These criminal painters have never seen them before, so they can only draw them according to the description. It would be great if there are two similar copies.

Now, he can only ask people to investigate one by one according to the above information to see if there are any suspicious characters.

"Father, do you think you are the same as Mingming Fifth Aunt?"

His father, like him, couldn't tell where the so-called portraits of characters painted by soul painters resembled him.

No matter how many times his father reads these sea arrest documents, he still can't recognize anyone!

And the information on the paperwork, can't you just hand it over to the people below?Always do it yourself, you will be exhausted.

It's not that he looks down on Zheng's father, those veterans under him must be much more experienced than his father, after all, his father is just getting started.

But if his father doesn't go back to his room to rest with his mother, he won't have to sleep well tonight.

His mother will definitely give Yuan Yuan to him to watch all night.

"Go, go! What nonsense are you talking about. Fifth sister-in-law taught me his unique skills a long time ago."

Zheng Ji'an was extremely annoyed, angry that his son's words were too straightforward.

Even if this is the case, there is no need to say it in front of him.

Could it be that the ancestral son of his old Zheng family is angry with Lao Tzu? !

"You are my father, don't I know? Aunt Wu also taught me his unique skill, but I still can't learn it. This thing depends on talent, not hard work. .”

Zheng Chengwen mercilessly attacked Father Zheng's forcibly holding back his respect.

The descriptions of the portraits and physical characteristics of the criminals on these arrest warrants are just looking at his brain, and he always feels that he can correspond to them ←_←

Obviously Fifth Aunt can become a bounty hunter not mainly because of a few words of arrest warrants and childlike graffiti portraits, but because of his own gifted and magical sixth sense, as well as that weird and sensitive crisis radar.

As long as there is something wrong around him, and then he glances at the stranger who makes him feel a sense of crisis, and usually matches with the reward order he saw in his memory, he can always find that that person is one of the prisoners.

Obviously, relying on this precise intuition and fairly good skills, the fifth aunt has already caught many people offering rewards and handed them over to the government yamen.

Even if it is just positive, there is a bonus for reporting a wave secretly.

Relying on her unique talent, Mingming Fifth Aunt's road to wealth began like this.

On the way home ten years ago, Mingming Fifth Aunt relied on her intuition to catch Yan Xiaoding who was following her all the way.

Every time Zheng Chengwen and Zheng Dad think of this incident, they sincerely appreciate his unique recognition skills and intuition for accurately spotting criminals.

Really God / ancestors bless! !

"You stinky boy, you will only piss people off! Forget it, don't watch it! Get out of my room now."

Throwing the wanted warrant in his hand on the table, Zheng Ji'an angrily planned to go back to his room to see his precious daughter.

The daughter is still caring and well-behaved, unlike the three elder brothers above her, who are either angry or making trouble everywhere!

"Father, go slowly~ I'll tidy up your study room right now, so that my mother won't scold you when she sees it."

Zheng Chengwen didn't care about his father's black face, as long as his mother didn't want him to put Yuan Yuan to sleep.

Who knew that the little girl would pick someone to coax her before going to bed?

His father and mother patted and coaxed in the crib for a while and then fell asleep in seconds. He and Xiao Wu Xiaode had to hold each other horizontally and shake at a constant speed for more than half an hour before falling asleep.

Once, his arm will be disabled for two days.

"Remember to hide the paperwork on the table for me! If Wuerdel finds it out and smears it indiscriminately, you have to copy it for me again."

Zheng Ji'an exhorted.

His old Zheng family, the ancestral son likes to smear everywhere in Lao Tzu's books and paintings!

Wen'er is fine, I only read it after asking him.Those brats Wu Erdeer not only smeared but also tore.

As a result, he had to hide the official documents he brought back every time, even locking the doors and windows of the study couldn't prevent those two monkeys!

Hit and can not hit, Madam always stop.

He is really suffocating as a father!

You know, when he was a child, he was always "beaten" by his father.

The next morning.

When the sun was shining on his buttocks, Zheng Chengwen slowly got up, and then strolled to the kitchen to find the breakfast left for him by the cook.

Yes!

He was the last one in the whole family to get up, even Xiao Wu Xiaode got up earlier than him.

Before Sishi (9 o'clock), the two younger brothers had to go to the county school in the county to study.

Father Zheng went to the yamen very early, and got to work at Maoshi (7 o'clock).

Zheng Niang is busy taking care of Yuan Yuan and receiving guests.

As for him, when he was 10 years old, he was given up by Father Zheng to let him take the road of studying in the imperial examination, and he was completely allowed to grow up freely-_-||

Therefore, Zheng Chengwen lived a leisurely life where his two younger brothers slept with envy and hatred until they woke up naturally, did not have to study classics, theory, theory and other related imperial examination books, and occasionally only read idle books.

You only need to wait for Zheng Niang/Zheng Dae's call every month, and use up the number of golden fingers.

During these ten years.

It took Zheng Chengwen more than a year to gather five legal couples and wait for them to conceive successfully.

These five pregnant women are all relatives of their own family: Zheng Niang, Grandmother Zheng, First Aunt, Second Aunt, and Fourth Aunt's younger sister.

Zheng Niang successfully gave birth to Xiaowu Xiaode in March, a pair of fraternal twin boys.

In September of the same year, Mrs. Zheng gave birth to her daughter Zheng Jiao.

When my aunt made the third calculation in March, Zheng Chengwen randomly spent three pregnancy points to gather multiple eggs for her.

However, Aunt Siyue's calculation results frightened him to death.

Both eggs were successfully fertilized last month.but!One egg is an identical twin and the other is a normal single!

My god, the uncle said so awesomely.

In other words, my aunt got three hits at once.In November of the same year, two boys and one girl were born with difficulty. The identical pair was a pair of boys, and the fraternal one was a girl.

Zheng Chengwen especially remembered what Cha Wenpo said at the time: Mother and child are all safe.

All of Hu Zhu and Zheng's family breathed a sigh of relief.

The remaining sisters of the second aunt and the fourth aunt only counted once or twice, and after pointing out the fixed time, they conceived smoothly, and they each gave birth to a boy and a girl.

At this point, his golden finger can finally untie the restriction and return to the normal ten chances per month.

In the next few years, his family slowly helped some relatives/acquaintances/friends who heard the news, or the women they introduced after their success, to calculate the life.

As for Liu Sanniang, who he wanted to help at first, after Zheng Chengwen had saved dozens of pregnancy points, the couple finally came to ask for help in person.

However, due to the worrying physical condition of the couple, it took more than half a year of recuperation before the color turned slightly.

However, the vitality and quality of Liu Sanniang's eggs were so poor that it was almost impossible to successfully combine them. After each calculation, Zheng Chengwen spent an extra three pregnancy points to help her add an egg.

After he spent more than 30 pregnancy points, Liu Sanniang was finally pregnant.Afterwards, a baby boy was safely delivered in October after taking care of the pregnancy.

Just like that.

In Longyan Town, there are rumors of "Songzi Niangniang" appearing, and it has been widely spread. As the "Niang Niang" became more and more famous, more and more people came to see them, and the status of those who came was getting higher and higher.

After the restriction was lifted, half of the times could not be used up, and later it was claimed that there were only eight opportunities (two retained) per month, and the people who lined up in advance were all robbed.

For the remaining two times, Dad Zheng sometimes used it as an excellent contraceptive secret method. As long as you avoid the six hours of calculation, you will not be afraid of Zheng Niang getting pregnant by accident during the rest of the time (Father Zheng is afraid of too many injuries, and little sister Yuan Yuan is a Accident).

Or used as a backup in case some acquaintance/customer wants to jump in line.

Over the years, anyone who came to his house to make calculations, as long as they successfully conceived, his family would get a thank you gift to fulfill their wish afterwards.

At the beginning, the thank-you gifts were usually some gold, silver, jewelry, cloth, silk jewelry, cakes, food and other things.

But for more expensive things, Father Zheng asked them to refuse to return them, and only accepted a small part of the gift.

As a result, those who fulfilled their vows later learned of this situation and saw that Father Zheng was a candidate who had failed the imperial examination for many years.

So the precious things in the thank you gift were replaced with pens, ink, paper and inkstones for reading, as well as various books.Some people even copied the study notes of their ancestors, relatives and friends to their family.

Ever since, Zheng's father's knowledge became better and better, and finally when Zheng Chengwen was 16 years old, he succeeded and became an honorable Jinshi for the first time.

Although the grades are only in the lower middle, not bad, not bad, average.

Afterwards, due to the help of unknown nobles after the palace examination, poor candidates like Father Zheng, who had no money and no background to manage, were quickly and smoothly awarded an official and went to a Zhong County not far from his hometown, where the resources and environment were not too bad ( Less than [-] households) as a county captain.

Now, Father Zheng has been a county captain in Fenggang County for a year.

Zheng Chengwen also became the most "famous" and least messy yamen in the county.