The daily life of the "send child" magic stick [Rebirth]

After the Lantern Festival, people who reveled in the whole Spring Festival returned to their usual life trajectories.

After returning to daily life, time flies by.

The first of the 24 solar terms, "Lichun", has just passed, and everything begins to grow, and the people begin to get busy.

Moreover, since the beginning of next month will be the spring of the three-year competition, the officials of the imperial court and every scholar who is interested in embarking on an official career have moved up one after another.

Some of them are looking for a way to find a way, some are scrambling in a hurry, and a considerable number of them just stay at home and review with peace of mind.

When Zheng Chengwen went shopping occasionally, he met countless scholars who seemed to be taking the imperial examination along the way, and he always felt that they were crowded everywhere.

Heck, he never knew that the Imperial Examination Bridge at that time would be so cruel.

It seems that many of those rushing for the exam are white-haired old men, and they are busy and exhausted year after year to take the imperial examination.

call!

Thanks to Father Zheng for being admitted to Jinshi when he was in his 30s, otherwise their family would probably have to live in the small courtyard in Longyan Town for the rest of their lives.

Now, the people preparing for the exam were replaced by two brothers, Xiaowu and Xiaode.

Out of the importance attached to this matter, Father Zheng would personally give them a small talk when he came home from get off work every night, interspersed with explaining various affairs of the court.

Facing the two younger brothers who read at home during the day and had to receive lessons from Father Zheng at night, Zheng Chengwen deeply sympathized, but he was helpless.

After he realized later that his magic stick career would accidentally hinder Xiaowu Xiaode's sprint for the exam, he immediately made the decision to "run away from home".

That's all, in order not to disturb the two candidates who were actively reviewing at home, he decided to go to the uncle's house with Aning to live temporarily.

There is no way, there are more and more devout followers of "Song Zi Niang Niang".

The fact that these believers came to visit him in person happened almost every now and then, which made him a little annoyed.

It's a pity that the capital is not a small place like Fenggang County and Jinjiang County, where the second generations of various styles have a high gold content.

The followers of the "Song Zi Niang Niang" here, their identities are getting stronger and stronger.

Forget it.

It's just that he couldn't refuse due to the identity of the other party, so couldn't he just run away in a cowardly manner? !

If there are always people coming and going at home, how can Xiao Wu Xiaode prepare for the exam with peace of mind.

Out of his elder brother's concern, Zheng Chengwen and Aning planned to go to the uncle's house to hide for a while.

Anyway, during the period before the results came out, Aning Niang's home was the safest and undisturbed.

Uncle Fang and Brother Chang, in order to help the emperor improve his fertility and increase the pregnancy rate of the empress, have become a pair of typical model worker mentors who "go through the house three times but never enter".

Facing the house, Aning Niang and Xiao Xi's mother and son are often left alone. In addition to the couple who often accompany them for a few days, Uncle Fang also specially applied for a few guards from the emperor to help guard the night.

So, at this time, he and Aning moved to the uncle's house for a temporary stay, not only being able to accompany Mother Aning, their mother and son, but also using the palace guards to stop (shock) and deter (deter) those devout people.

Alas, if one's own background is not strong enough, it is really difficult to live more comfortably in the capital.

Thinking about how good he was in Jinjiang County and Fenggang County, as the magistrate of this county, his status was very high.

Love to see, only accept the monthly queue to collect funds, if you don't like to queue, you will leave!

Unlike now, even with the Min family as the backer, there are still many things that he can't refuse.

Fortunately, he released the "Song Zi Niang Niang" from the very beginning and only recognized the official wife with the status of a clear matchmaker, and the rest of the idlers would not order him, a temple wisher, to help solve the lottery.

Otherwise, according to Goldfinger's urination, his pregnancy points, which are close to making ends meet, can only be "buy less and see less" and become less and less.

Only ten pregnancy points can be exchanged for a chance to calculate the golden finger, and the exchange rate is five to one.

Every time he exchanged, he felt extremely painful, and he didn't dare to exchange randomly as he wanted.

If he didn't save some of the pregnancy points that Goldfinger had accumulated over the years, he was really afraid that there would be a sudden object, and other auxiliary functions that needed pregnancy points to exchange for.

Hey, in the first month of the lunar year, I secretly went to see the emperor and the empress, didn't I just spend two pregnancy points to improve the quality and vitality of the empress' eggs?

Everything needs to be prepared for a rainy day, otherwise the opportunity will come, and unfortunately you will not be able to catch the golden thigh passing by.

Cough, Xiao Wu Xiaode is about to join Chun Wei, if he meets Uncle Fang during his temporary stay, he will ask the emperor about his physical condition and how he is doing.

If he can get the good news before the exam, maybe he can use this credit to boost his two younger brothers before the results are released.

Of course, the premise is that their Chunwei can be successfully elected, and they will not lose their names sadly.

In this case, when Xiaowu and Xiaode are waiting for their superiors to appoint officials, he embraces the highest leader of the country, but he has a very strong backing.

Thinking of this, he felt a little excited for no reason.

Hey, it's time to show him what he can do as a big brother.

"Uncle Fang, is there any good news in the palace? Uh, Uncle Fang, may I ask? It's the eunuch I mentioned to you before. How is he doing now?"

Fortunately, on the first day Zheng Chengwen went to Aning's mother's house for a temporary stay, when he was strolling in the garden at night, he met Uncle Fang who came back from a rest alone.

The opportunity was rare, he didn't care about other things, he hurried to the other party, and asked all the things he wanted to know.

Cough, in fact, the question he asked the eunuch later was not because he wanted to get an opportunity to unlock the auxiliary function of the golden finger, but because it was really good (eight) odd (gua).

Speaking of which, since the first lunar month, when he listened to the weird medical cases he encountered from his uncle's room, he completely ignored the task of unlocking the golden finger.

He doesn't want to give it a go for such an epic task, okay?

He doesn't believe in such things as turning a bicycle into a motorcycle.

If you meet, you will only treat the other party as a liar.

"Coincidentally, I came back this time to tell you about the emperor and the queen. The queen's menstruation is delayed this month, and she is probably pregnant. However, the final result is still I have to ask you to help her do the calculation again. The location is still at Min’s house, so you have to remember to go there on time. Hmm... Speaking of Li’s servant, after asking the emperor’s approval, he is now very active with Si Let’s talk about his body. By the way, Li Nei also said that he is very grateful for your information. If the 'mother' hadn't asked you to remind him, he would not have known that his body would have such a strange condition."

After hearing the words, Fang Gan looked around and found no one around, so he explained to Xiao Zheng in a low voice.

The queen's sunflower water this month was several days late, and the chance of successfully conceiving is quite high.

Regarding this matter, the emperor was extremely happy and asked him to go home and have a rest.By the way, he was also asked to go to Zheng's house to find Xiao Zheng to make an appointment for the next time to come to Min's house to help the queen calculate.

As for Li Nei's being a hermaphrodite, he was a little surprised when he heard Xiao Zheng's message, but he wasn't too surprised.

When he traveled around, he actually saw a lot of medical cases of intersex people.

It's just that, like Li Nai, it shows that it is no different from a male, but it has another set of internal genitalia inside the body that Xiao Zheng said, which is the first time I have seen it.

After all, not every yin and yang person can attract the attention of the "Song Zi Niang Niang", so as to learn the content of his signature from the temple wisher under his seat.

However, it wasn't a special hermaphrodite like Li Neishi, nor would it be so rare that "Niang Niang" would deliberately ask Xiao Zheng to tell about the hidden hermaphrodite body of the other party.

In fact, when he first heard this absurd thing, he and his apprentice didn't really believe that there would be such a person as the servant in the world.

The intersex people he met in the past, in fact, have quite obvious differences in traits between men and women.Moreover, the lifespan of these intersex people is very short, not to mention that they can have the ability to conceive like ordinary people.

So, with a skeptical attitude, he found Li's servant and told him all about the situation.

Unexpectedly, Li Nei's waiter was quite calm, only flustered for a while, and then took the initiative to ask him about his own problems.

What he never expected was that within a few days, Li Nei waiter would take the initiative to find him and his disciples, and wanted them to check his body thoroughly.

And look at his lower body/body, is it because of this intersex person's body that it is so weird.

It turned out that although Li Nei's cock was no different from ordinary people before entering the palace, his urethral orifice was not on the head there, but on the lower perineum like women.

From childhood to adulthood, every time he came out of Xiaogong, he could only squat like a woman, instead of using a standing posture.

Therefore, he who was considered abnormal by his parents was abandoned and sold to the palace as an eunuch.

To be honest, according to Li Nei, even if he lost those two things, there would be no inconvenience in his daily life.He also became a eunuch, but every time he came out of Xiaogong, he would not be unable to control the big and small Gong's incontinence because of the loss of penis.

It is precisely because he is not entangled in feces and urine, his living habits can be kept clean and tidy, and he does not have the shame of other eunuchs, that he is valued by the nobles and has come to the present step by step.

Now Li Neibao suddenly knew that he could conceive and give birth normally like a woman, and the other party only went back and thought about it for a few days before deciding to find a chance to give birth to a child with his blood.

As expected, he was a master of the inner circle who was highly relied on by the emperor, and he acted very neatly.

After making up his mind, he immediately found the emperor and begged him for help.

The emperor, who was very interested after learning about the matter, readily agreed with a big wave of his hand.

Then, Si'er, who was extremely interested in this matter, often got together with Waiter Li Nei, planning to think about a solution.

Alas, that's all.

If the queen is really conceived this month, the apprentice can have time to toss with Li Nei.

If the empress only delays menstrual events this month, then he can take over the emperor's health care.

It's rare for Si'er to be so excited about a matter, so he should work harder and take it with more care.

The author has something to say: the situation of Li's housekeeper, the author made a nonsense based on the disease of [perineal/vaginal hypospadias].

There is a big bug, don't research it!