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While the colonel was busy rectifying the [-]th regiment, the warrant officers of the [-]th Xian regiment were not idle either.

The quartermaster's wedding anniversary party was arranged on the yacht. From time to time, people would come aboard to decorate the venue and prepare for the celebration. A young man with a round face and round eyes was especially diligent in coming.At first, the senior warrant officer thought that he was a special celebration planner. Later, after a long time, he found that he was not always there. When he came, it happened to be staggered with the meal time, and he often ordered others to work while biting a sandwich. Meal time is either much earlier than the average person, or much later.The most suspicious thing is that at a young age, he evaluates the dishes made by a group of seemingly experienced chefs like a teacher correcting elementary school students' homework, and those old chefs actually agree with him.

The senior warrant officer didn't take too much effort, and asked the round-faced young man's identity from the handyman - the head chef of Danlu, the largest and most luxurious restaurant in Shuizhou.

The high-ranking military officers of the empire earn a lot of money. To celebrate their wedding anniversary, it is not surprising that they spend a lot of money to invite the head chef of a luxury hotel to show off.But it would be strange for the head chef of a high-end restaurant to bring the chefs to practice live cooking every day for a week, and to be so picky about the dishes that they are almost picky.What's even more strange is that the senior warrant officer searched Dr. Tian's personnel files in the household registration department of Shuizhou, and found that her resume has a gap of ten years. Not to mention, not only the list of graduates of the Imperial Medical School in the 240th year of the Milky Way calendar, there is no such thing at all. Tian Luna was not on the list of graduates in the past ten years or so.

The quartermaster has a large amount of property of unknown origin, and his spouse is directly an unknown person. It seems that the water in Shuizhou is deeper than the warrant officers imagined.On the day of the wedding anniversary, the senior warrant officer told the warrant officers to increase their vigilance and try to get something out of someone else's mouth, until the group of them stepped on the deck of the party scene and were slapped by reality.

Since same-sex marriage and group marriage became public and universal, terms such as "husband/wife", "husband/wife", "child's father/child's mother" that are only suitable for heterosexual marriages are like "there are several ways to write fennel beans", It has become a question that only old pedants who dig into old papers will study, and the words referring to spouses are completely replaced by terms such as "lover" and "partner" that do not involve gender at all.When she was still studying in school, the senior warrant officer also laughed at the pedantry of the ancients, and the types of names for spouses were fewer than the number of spouses who could legally enter into a marriage relationship. Now, she missed the era when the spouse's gender could be known by the name.

On the night of the party, the entire yacht was brightly lit.The railings of the yacht are wrapped with colorful lights, and balloons are arranged in bunches on the deck. Under the supervision of the head chef, more than a dozen chefs cook all kinds of delicacies on the spot for the guests to take at will.On the celebration banner, written together with the quartermaster's name was "Elliot Mehoff"—the warrant officers always thought he was the owner of the seaside bar who was the quartermaster's brother.The quartermaster himself was busy at the grill in his apron, kissing a handsome young man.The light illuminated the wedding ring on the man's hand, as if it matched the quartermaster's.The senior warrant officer took out his portal to scan the bar owner's face. The household registration records showed that he was a local who had lived in Shuichou for more than five generations. He changed his surname after marrying the quartermaster four years ago. Some people will change their spouse's surname after marriage, and the senior warrant officer will get goosebumps all over his body. In addition to the Linhai Bar and this yacht, there is also a love hotel and three chain fast food restaurants under his name. All tax records should be included. all available.

The owner of the bar did not get rich overnight. He only bought the Linhai Bar more than ten years ago, and it took more than two years for the adjacent love hotel to open.Seven years ago, he started to run a fast food restaurant, and it took three years to get to the current scale.Buying a luxury yacht is a matter after the bar owner and the quartermaster get married.

With the bar owner's current income and the quartermaster's military salary, it's not surprising that he can afford a yacht, but it shouldn't be enough to invite Danlu's head chef to work hard on the wedding anniversary arrangements.Senior Warrant Officer So far, the chef raised his head and sniffed the air, turned his head and saw that the barbecue in front of the quartermaster was almost burnt, but he only cared about kissing the bar owner, and put the two of them together from the barbecue. Drive away in front of the fight, address the quartermaster as "Master", and address the bar owner as "Master".

The deeply shocked senior warrant officer took out his portal and scanned the head chef's face. The personnel information showed that the restaurant where he worked as a trainee chef was the place where the quartermaster worked before he joined the army, and he was even able to come to Shuizhou to work as Danlu The head chef, again because of the recommendation of the quartermaster.There is nothing wrong with celebrating the wedding anniversary as a master, and planning and making arrangements as apprentices.

Up to now, the senior warrant officer can only comfort himself. At least they were sent to the [-]th Regiment of the Constitution by the Grand Duchess Olga instead of the [-]th Regiment, so they ended up better than the colonel. , went to the hospital.

Although he was forced into the hospital for gastric lavage by the [-]th regiment two days ago, the colonel wanted to meet the spouse of the quartermaster in person anyway, so he pleaded with Dr. Tian and listened to a lot of "not allowed", and finally he was able to He was temporarily discharged from the hospital, but his current health condition only allowed him to sit by and watch others play.

It was a swimsuit party, after all, the colonel was very reserved. He was wearing boxer trunks that were almost knee-length, and a loose white linen beach shirt on his upper body. All the buttons were buttoned up meticulously. It felt like he was wearing a military uniform.

However, he felt that there were ladies at the party, so it was not appropriate to dress too revealingly, obviously he was the only one.

I have only been here for less than a week, and the colonel is not yet able to recognize who is from the [-]th regiment and who is from the [-]th regiment just by looking at their faces. It's all swimming briefs and even thongs.And...the proportion of homosexuality seems to be slightly higher.Before coming to the party, the colonel was worried that the only six female guests would become the target of public criticism. Fortunately, the warrant officers were all wearing ordinary beachwear, and most of the men seemed to be more interested in men, so that the scene by the pool Let the colonel wonder if he has entered gay by mistake.

As for the spouse of the quartermaster... The colonel looked at the bar owner who was hugging and kissing the quartermaster like a young couple in love. He was sincerely glad that the chief of staff reminded him not to send flowers as gifts before coming here; finally I understand why the [-]th regiment of the Constitution would directly rush into the quartermaster’s house and drag him out of the bedroom without any inconvenience; I finally understand why the [-]th regiment doesn’t have to pay to drink at the Linhai Bar—there is the quartermaster in the first place of private property.

"'Dragon's Blood Wine'!" Seeing the gift from the colonel, the bar owner covered his face in shock, "Isn't this...too expensive?"

The quartermaster didn't speak, but he was obviously a little frightened by the colonel's extravagant spending.

The gift was given by an unfamiliar name. The owner of the bar realized that it was from the new team leader after someone reminded him. After scanning the entire party scene, he saw the colonel sitting at the bar.The military doctor sergeant was wearing a women's one-piece swimsuit, holding his messy gingerbread house in front of the colonel, and the military doctor captain couldn't laugh or cry.

After dismissing the sergeant of the military doctor, the colonel pointed to the seat next to him and signaled the captain of the military doctor to take a seat: "When you are not wearing a military uniform, there is no need to be so cautious with me."

The captain of the military doctor then sat down: "Thank you for not planning to go to the military court to sue Tangtang for attempted manslaughter."

"It's not a big deal." The colonel's body was still very weak, but he still managed to pull out a relaxed smile, "He also meant well."

Hearing the colonel say "good intentions", the captain of the military doctor was so frightened that his heart stopped beating.When Su Langhuan's godson and the first Speaker of the Privy Council, Li Chengren, out of his usual strict style, raised many "politically incorrect" behaviors to the level of "anti-humanity" when he made legislation.Shuizhou does not belong to the southwestern province, and the law used is a typical "Li Chengren-style civil law written code". The law states in black and white that after the conviction of the crime, if the criminal shirks "the original good intentions", not only will he not be sentenced lightly , but the penalty will be doubled.

"I didn't intend to sue him at all." The colonel reassured the captain of the military doctor.

"It turns out that this is the new regiment commander." The bar owner met the colonel after being recommended by the quartermaster. "I thought it would be someone who looked stricter."

Seeing the bar owner, the first word that popped up in the colonel's mind was "coquettish slut". A big man painted eyebrows, eyeliner, and lip gloss. Although he was not ugly or awkward, he was full of dust.The colonel quickly lifted his glasses to hide his embarrassment: "Nice to meet you, Mr. Mehoff."

"Tuan Zuo is too polite. The first time we met, I gave such an expensive gift." When the bar owner was talking, he was still interlocking fingers with the quartermaster. He looked like a couple in love, not like they had been married for four years. companion.

"Thank you for your strong support to the [-]th regiment." When he first arrived, the colonel also suspected that the quartermaster was filling his private pockets with public funds and had nothing to do when he was hospitalized, so he checked the tax records of the quartermaster and his wife, only to find out It's because he judges the heart of a gentleman with a villain's heart-contrary to what he expected, the quartermaster has been using his spouse's business income to subsidize the public expenses of the [-]th regiment, and his spouse has no complaints.

"It's not a big deal." The bar owner looked at the quartermaster's eyes sweetly, "Although I managed to get a good business in Shuizhou, I originally planned to leave no matter where the [-]th regiment was stationed after the war. Leave everything behind and go with Andre. Unexpectedly, all the brothers in the regiment moved to Shuizhou in order to fulfill us. Compared with everything everyone has done for us, such a small thing is really nothing.”

The quartermaster's face was so serious that it was a bit fierce, but the bar owner's eyes were so gentle that he seemed to melt him in it.

Although I didn't expect the quartermaster's spouse to be a man at the beginning, few people would not be moved by seeing such a loving couple. "How did you two meet?" The colonel asked a very normal question.

"When Andre went to the hospital, he gave Elliott to the hospital." The captain of the military doctor gave them a very unusual answer.

The Colonel's expression was as if he had received a sap in the chest.

"Halberd!" The bar owner couldn't bear to see it.

"Don't deny it!" The military medical captain jumped off the bar stool, ready to run away if there was a disagreement, "Eliot, do you know? When you first met, Andre came to me after sleeping with you... ..."

The quartermaster had already started rolling up his sleeves, ready to hit someone.

"If there's something Andre doesn't want me to know, I'm not interested in knowing." The bar owner wrapped his arms around the quartermaster's waist, "I trust you."

The quartermaster directly pressed the bar owner against the wall and kissed him.

"If you two plan to act in the Eighteenth Ban, please find a place where there is no one. It will be open to the public." The captain of the military doctor joked.

"If you have the ability, you can also marry your Tangtang." The bar owner finally found a chance to breathe from the quartermaster's passionate kiss, and waved the wedding ring on his hand with a hint of showing off.

"We don't need these stupid things." The military doctor captain looked at the military doctor sergeant from a distance, like a little squirrel preparing for the winter, shuttling in front of the food shelf with a plate, his eyes were full of unconcealed love. drown.

"Team seat!" The military doctor sergeant found all the things he liked, but brought them in front of the colonel, "Eat more, nourish your body."

He had just had a gastric lavage two days ago, and since then he can only eat the liquid diet in the hospital. The colonel is basically half-starved at any time.The smell of food and wine at the party was quite attractive, but seeing the fried chicken, hot sauce, cream cake and other spicy and greasy food brought by the military doctor sergeant, the colonel was still a little bit hesitant.

"Tuan Zuo..." The military doctor sergeant's eyes were pitiful, and he was about to shed tears, "I know I was wrong, I just want to make up for it..."

No wonder there is a cult in the empire that the Purple Star people are the descendants of Lilith. These eyes seem to have magical powers, making people unable to say "no".The colonel hesitated for a while, picked up the fork, and begged the sergeant of the military doctor not to look at him with pitiful eyes like a puppy abandoned by his owner, when a voice suddenly shouted angrily from behind: "If you want to have your stomach pierced, just eat it! "

The colonel quickly threw down the fork: "Doctor Tian, ​​you come too..." Turning around, he almost fell off the bar stool.

The chief of staff asked Dr. Tian to "dress up a bit more sexy". Unexpectedly, she actually came wearing a bikini. The fabric was not much more than □□□ and showed her proud figure, which annoyed not only the men around, but even the The five warrant officers couldn't help staring at her.

"Do you have to rush out of the hospital just to steal food?" Dr. Tian bent down and stared at the colonel. At the same time, he had a clear view of the Mariana Trench on his chest. "How old are you? Huh?"

Head Ma stared at Dr. Tian's round buttocks from the other side of the pool, "Oh! Oh! Oh!" screamed like a gorilla in spring. In order to get closer and see more clearly, he turned All your weight is on one side of the recliner.Dr. Tian turned a deaf ear to him, but the reclining chair under Captain Ma couldn't stand it anymore, and one armrest was directly broken by him, and Captain Ma also lost his balance, fell to the ground, and bounced like a ball——amazing The elasticity is comparable to that of a real leather ball——and then rolled all the way into the swimming pool, blood immediately spread from under him.A few gendarmes were afraid that Tuanzhang Ma would be in an accident, so they quickly jumped into the water and turned Tuanzhang Ma who was floating on the water like a floating corpse, and found that he was not injured, and the blood in the pool was just nosebleeds.Seeing this, other people in the swimming pool rushed out to take a bath.A second lieutenant of the [-]th Regiment pointed to the head of the horse regiment in the swimming pool, and asked the lieutenant of the [-]th Xianxian Regiment why he said that the [-]th Regiment picked up soap in the bath car "disgusting". The lieutenant of the Gendarmerie was speechless.

The colonel swallowed and forced himself not to stare at those impolite places: "Then what can I eat?"

Dr. Tian glanced at the food area: "Chicken breast, cooked. Salmon, deboned, peeled, cooked. Then pick some vegetables, celery can't be used! Carrots, pumpkins, tomatoes, yams... all peeled and seeds. Hurry up, what do you do as a chef?"

The head chef is in charge, not a handyman.What's more, the quartermaster is already preparing the ingredients according to her requirements at an extremely fast speed.

Everything was ready, Dr. Tian pointed at the grinder: "Throw it all in and grind it into mud."

"All?" The bar owner thought he had heard wrong.

"Are you a doctor, or am I a doctor?" Dr. Tian inserted a pair of jade hands into his slender waist that was disproportionate to his full breasts and round buttocks, and glared at the bar owner, "Don't look at that guy behind me. If he is worthy Doctor, your head of the regiment will not be sent to the Shuizhou General Hospital for gastric lavage."

The captain of the military doctor spread his hands helplessly behind Doctor Tian.

All the good food was beaten into a vomit-like paste and placed in front of the colonel.

"During this period, avoid smoking, alcohol, spicy food and greasy food, and he will have to treat his food for the next week before eating." Dr. Tian finally announced.

The colonel obediently took a sip of his overly healthy "drink" and said, "It tastes okay." Dr. Jiantian folded his arms, showing no intention of leaving, and obediently drank the contents of the cup in front of her. Finished, "The taste is really not bad."

Why is there no one in the Seventeenth Regiment that makes people worry?The colonel insisted on attending the quartermaster's wedding anniversary party, and Dr. Tian was afraid that something would happen. Sure enough, if he didn't pay attention for a while, he forgot all about her "not allowed".Dr. Tian stared at the colonel until he had finished drinking his "healthy drink", and reiterated to the quartermaster again the colonel's recent dietary taboos, and at the end he did not forget to add a sentence: "If you are not obedient, you should be prepared to spend time in the ward of the Shuizhou General Hospital." Finish the rest of my life", I was sure that my doctor's order could be executed perfectly, and I was relieved, and I planned to start my party "dinner".

Are the warrant officers from the Xian [-]th Regiment also here?Dr. Tian scanned around the swimming pool, turning a blind eye to the salivating men's faces, and found that the warrant officers were also staring at him intently, and hooked their fingers at them.