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At first, no one in the [-]th Regiment took Head Jin seriously. Even his own son didn't bother to remember the date of his death.

The colonel said that we should remember Captain Jin, so everyone decided to hold a commemorative activity under the flagpole on the playground after the flag was raised on Earth Day next week.

The colonel was a little dissatisfied with the informal venue, but the [-]th regiment didn't have a meeting tent that could accommodate everyone, so they had to pick a day when it didn't rain.This is the first day.

The colonel said that he didn't expect that the majestic cavalry regiment didn't even have a regiment flag, so he had to borrow the flag of the [-]th regiment next door to make do with it. Grumble.

The colonel cut his teeth and finally persuaded Captain Ma to bring the entire [-]th regiment of the Constitution to attend, so that the commemorative activities would not seem too deserted.This is the second day.

The colonel said that he had never met Commander Jin, and asked the chief of staff to tell him about Commander Jin's life.

When Su Langhuan was still in Houchao, because of her "good writing style", she was often asked by the leaders to write various articles praising virtues.Due to the control of speech, Su Langhuan dared to be angry and dare not speak out, so she played the word game of overt praise and undertones to a high degree, scolding people without dirty words makes people unable to grasp it.The original texts of these excellent works of hers, as well as her evaluation of the effect of wording and reflections on some unsatisfactory effects, are all included in "The Complete Biography of Su Langhuan Volume Three", which has become the basis for politicians of later generations to suppress political opponents. An important reference for speech phrasing.But the colonel seemed to have never lived in the empire, obviously he had never read "The Complete Biography of Su Langhuan".In order to write a eulogy for Commander Jin, the chief of staff went back to the dormitory and flipped through "The Complete Biography of Su Langhuan Volume [-]" all night. .This is the third day.

The colonel said that it would be best to put a photo of the deceased on the back of the speaker to show grandeur.

The entire Seventeenth Regiment searched for a whole day, and finally found a photo of Commander Jin killed in the latrine that he took as a souvenir from the Master Chief's portal, and then the captain of the military doctor persuaded the colonel as his son. The colonel can only accept the moment when he can show the heroism of Commander Jin.This is the fourth day.

The colonel said that everyone should dress more formally, after all, the dead are the big ones.

The Quartermaster said that the [-]th Regiment had limited funds, and there was no uniform at all. The Earth Day was a day for intensive laundry, and all regular and formal clothes were washed.So the [-]th Regiment and the [-]th Regiment of the Constitution gathered together as if they were watching a farce. Only the two heads of the regiments foolishly wore a full set of black dresses with a stand-up collar. Buttons on top.Others wore everything from shirts, T-shirts, beach pants to swimsuits except for berets of the same color. The military doctor sergeant even wore a grass skirt and an orchid Maile wreath, as if planning to wear Hawaiian beachwear with him. , a military medical captain wearing a vanilla Maile wreath standing together like a beach wedding.This is day five.

On the day of Earthquake Day, under the flagpole there was a photo of Captain Jin who was killed in the latrine on the enlarged portal display screen. The chief of staff stood in front of the photo, using the loudspeaker on the portal as a microphone, and made an impassioned speech: "Since Head Jin died in the 249th year of the Milky Way Liberation War. It has been more than seven years, but his "heroic" is still fresh in our memory. Mrs. Su once said that God does not exist. But even as her worship Or, I have to say, she is wrong! Her own achievements are enough to prove that God does exist in the universe! You must know that since ancient times, God has created countless defective genes, allowing countless children to be born , suffered from illnesses, and brought suffering to human beings for thousands of years. Mrs. Su’s whole life has been correcting God’s homework, through genetic modification, to eliminate birth defects in the bud, and to end God’s Perfunctory inflicting pain on all humanity..."

"Cough." Seeing that the chief of staff began to talk farther and farther, the colonel coughed dryly twice, reminding the chief of staff that today's commemoration event is to commemorate Captain Jin, not to commemorate Su Langhuan.

"However, God still did a good thing to mankind. This is God's masterpiece!" The chief of staff pointed to the photo of Commander Jin's flesh and blood flying together with feces and urine, and the coffin was the same color as the cesspit. When the battle started, Commander Jin, regardless of dissuasion, pulled the [-]th Regiment to the forefront. Under his leadership, more than half of the [-]th Regiment was killed and countless wounded. I personally gave him two slaps, and personally ordered 'open this grilled sausage for me' in recognition of his bravery..."

Speaking of which, the background photo is replaced by the former chief of staff.

The expressions of the people in the audience were brilliant.

Head Ma stared so hard that his eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets, the five warrant officers snickered while clutching their cherries, and the gendarmes had various expressions of embarrassment.The reaction of the Seventeenth Regiment was not much better—the colonel’s face was twitching, the cigarette from the quartermaster’s mouth fell to the ground, the sergeant’s saliva was almost dripping down, the captain of the military doctor covered his eyes and dared not look at it, the sergeant of the military doctor His mouth was so wide open that he could completely stuff his own fist in, and the others made various sighs and even lewd expressions.

As a staff officer, out of admiration for the beauty and ability of the former chief of staff, and gratitude to him for slapping Commander Jin twice in person, before the speech, the chief of staff took over the task of finding the photo of the former chief of staff. , vowed to surprise everyone.The [-]th regiment wanted to spoof its leader Jin, not the former chief of staff, so the photo of the former chief of staff must be serious.But the former chief of staff is not an entertainment star, and there are not many photos that have been circulated outside, and the photos that can reflect his beauty with a serious expression are even rarer.The photo currently displayed on the screen is the result of the chief of staff finding the most eye-catching one, and then carefully repairing it for a week. It seems that they are really amazed.

Thinking that his work had indeed achieved the desired effect, the chief of staff continued triumphantly: "You know, it's not surprising that you can get a medal. Those who can get two slaps from the former chief of staff and the title of 'grilled sausage', But there is no one before and no one to come after. It can be called the greatest achievement and the most memorable pinnacle of Captain Jin's life. This is a slap infused with spirit! This is a slap infused with military spirit!..."

"Ulrich!" The military doctor captain stopped the chief of staff in a low voice, and waved at him repeatedly.

"What's wrong?" the chief of staff was puzzled.

The quartermaster pointed behind him.

"What's wrong with the photos..." The chief of staff turned around, and was frightened back by what he said later.

On the screen is indeed a photo of the former Chief of Staff Shangguan Heiying, but it is not a photo of a heroic military application, but lying on a hospital bed with bandages, his face is pale, his exaggerated eyelashes tremble slightly, and he looks like a sickly and beautiful boy. appearance.The purple star blood gave the former chief of staff a beautiful face that he could wear as a woman without any sense of disobedience. If you don't look at the part below the neck, it is a stunning beauty who is weak and weak with a begonia, and is lying on a hospital bed with injuries. The appearance is not weak and deceitful, but makes people feel distressed to the liver.The problem was that he was naked under the bandage, and the bandage could only serve to stop the bleeding and fix it, it couldn't hide his shame at all.On the contrary, his astonishingly sized giant dragon is completely exposed, and it is also towering over the sky due to the side effects of the healing potion, and its veins have soared to purple. The size makes people want to ignore it and can't ignore it.

"Damn it!" The chief of staff desperately clicked on the portal, but instead of closing the photo, it zoomed in, showing the former chief of staff's majestic close-up.

The quartermaster also went up to help, and finally turned off the photo, but before the shutdown, the words "sent" popped up on the screen.

The military doctor sergeant heard the new message from the portal: "My God! How could this happen?"

The captain of the military doctor also heard the ringtone of his own portal, opened the portal screen, and found that he had received a video address from an anonymous person.

In the video, it is the chief of staff’s “slap infused with spirit, slap injected with military spirit” in front of the indecent photo of the former chief of staff. The messily dressed [-]th and [-]th regiments are also seen at a glance. The following is the A lot of "What is this? A spoof video?" "Looking at the clothes they are wearing, it should be GV?" What does it look like." "Which star is the one speaking? He looks so handsome." "The person in the background photo seems to be Shangguan Black Eagle." "When I shoot GV, I shoot GV. Why are you spoofing Shangguan Black Eagle? My idol Ah! Unforgivable!" "Even if there is any fault, Shangguan Heiying's body is still cold, and you insult him by making such a thing, won't your conscience hurt?"... Various comments are still increasing exponentially.It seems that not only the inside of the barracks, but also other people outside have received the video.

Seeing the colonel watching the video with a frown, as if he was simulating a shooting angle, the Master Chief took a look, and then took the first step to find out the location of the culprit: "There!"

Charming sandy beaches are a major feature of Shuizhou. There are many high-end villas for the rich by the sea, so that they can enjoy the most passionate sunshine and beaches on Purple Star.Opposite the barracks was a luxurious English-style country house with a garden. The spacious balcony faced the direction of the sea, and there was no one on it, but there was a small window on the roof facing the barracks, revealing the reflection of the camera.

It seems that this is not an accident, but a premeditated frame.Head Ma immediately signed a search warrant, and led people to surround the entire villa with the colonel.