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"Tuan Zuo?" The military medical captain lay on the floor, feeling as if he was teasing some docile and timid animal, "Tuan Zuo, Tangtang's clothes are ready, you can come out now."

After a long time, the tunnel door finally opened a crack, revealing the reflection of the colonel's glasses.

The sergeant chief said that the colonel was homophobic, and the military medical captain listened to it as a joke at first, but the little white rabbit's homophobia was so serious.But he was sent to the [-]th Regiment to be the head of the regiment, and there was a sergeant staring at him, and the captain of the military doctor couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic to him.

The colonel glanced outside to make sure that the military doctor sergeant had no other exposed skin except for his face and hands. He finally remembered the majesty of being a regimental commander, opened the tunnel door pretending to be calm, and stood in the light, but saw the military doctor There are two discordant arc-shaped protrusions on the sergeant's chest: "This...is..."

"Military knee pads." The military doctor sergeant didn't realize that there was something wrong, and proudly pinched the "Shuangfeng" on his chest, "This way I won't be 'flat chested', and I look better in women's clothing. Isn't it very picture?"

The military doctor captain turned his head and covered his eyes, unable to bear to see the colonel's expression.

"It's... quite similar." The colonel's voice faltered, "but it's a bit awkward to wear under a men's military uniform."

Little white rabbit don't mind?The captain of the military doctor was quite surprised.

The sergeant of the military doctor also realized: "The group...doesn't object to my wearing women's clothing? Is it okay to use military knee pads as chest pads?"

"Don't wear it like this in the barracks."

"Really?" The military doctor sergeant was overjoyed, "Thank you, sir!" As he said that, he was about to throw himself on the colonel.

The colonel's expression seemed to pounce not on a non-aggressive military doctor sergeant, but on some fierce beast with teeth and claws.

"Tangtang!" The military doctor captain hurriedly hugged the military doctor sergeant in mid-air.

Seeing that the military doctor sergeant was caught by the military doctor captain, the colonel was visibly relieved.

"Go and take stock of today's medication." The military doctor captain wanted to dismiss the military doctor sergeant.

"The inventory is ready." The military doctor sergeant fluttered his big innocent eyes.

"Have you written all the medical records?"

"You are not here today, no one comes to see the doctor."

"Take an inventory of the medical equipment."

"Didn't you just take stock yesterday?"

"I did an inventory yesterday, so I don't need to do an inventory today?"

"Haven't you never used any equipment from yesterday to today?"

"Have you checked all the facilities on the medical vehicle?"

"The only medical car was completely scrapped last year."

The captain of the military doctor racked his brains and thought for a long time: "Go and get my full set of medical examination equipment."

"Okay." The military doctor sergeant finally left.

When he couldn't see the back of the military doctor sergeant, the colonel breathed a sigh of relief: "Captain Jin, does Sergeant Tang have gender identity disorder?"

The captain of the military doctor did not expect the colonel to ask: "No. Why do you ask this?"

"I'm thinking about whether I should apply for a women's uniform for him, and if he's going to undergo sex reassignment surgery, how to arrange related work during his sick leave. After all, there are only two of you as military doctors in the Seventeenth Regiment."

At first glance, the little white rabbit looks like a moralist with a dignified appearance, but his tolerance towards dissidents is far from that of Captain Jin.The captain of the military doctor was a little moved: "Tuan Zuo, Tangtang knows that he is a man, and he can completely accept his gender, and even have sex with women. He likes women's clothing only because women's clothing is generally more fancy than men's clothing. You know, Zi Star people are like this, no matter what, they don’t care about anything except looking good.”

"With women?" The colonel was at a loss, "I thought you were with him..."

"Yes, we are lovers. But at any rate, Tangtang can still get hard on women under the provocation, and I can't have any physical response to women." But if the military doctor sergeant can't get hard on women, it should be He will be kicked out by the priestesses of the temple very early, and maybe he can save a few years of suffering.

"The Seventeenth Regiment...it seems that there are quite a lot of homosexuals."

"Many of the soldiers below are newcomers, I'm not sure, but no one above the lieutenant is heterosexual." The military doctor captain glanced at the colonel, "I'm not saying you..."

"Since they are all gay, why are female medical soldiers specially designated?"

"Because they are all gay, and most of them have promiscuous sex without condoms, and they have to treat sexually transmitted diseases every day, and they always feel that I will take advantage of them. They would rather go to the Shuichou General Hospital to seek death in front of Lao Tian than come to me." Not to mention other aspects, in terms of treating venereal diseases, the military medical captain thinks he is much more professional than Dr. Tian.But no one else, even the Master Chief reported to Dr. Tian two or three times a week, even though he was so tormented that he was almost carried back every time, he refused to go to the captain of the military doctor, which really made the captain of the military doctor depressed.

"Master Sergeant Helsing also often goes to Luna?" The colonel frowned.

"Probably because he likes the place where beautiful women touch him more than me." The master chief said, in order to get the colonel, he had to pretend to be a heterosexual pervert during this time.Although he felt that the feasibility of his plan was very low, the captain of the military doctor naturally obeyed the boss's orders. "But other people... They always think that I will take advantage of them during the inspection."

The colonel finally understood the real reason why the [-]th regiment kept calling for female medical soldiers.But taking advantage of seeing a doctor, taking advantage of the patient... The colonel began to look strangely at the captain of the military doctor.

"Tuan Zuo, I'm gay, but I have the professionalism and integrity of being a doctor!" The military doctor captain said with a straight face, "TangTang has the most beautiful chrysanthemums I've ever seen, we are loyal to each other, I'm not so rare Their ugly chrysanthemums full of viruses, and then go to the Shuizhou General Hospital to torment Lao Tian." Although taking advantage of the physical examination to take photos of chrysanthemums and selling them for money, the military doctor captain did not do much, after all, photographic equipment is very expensive, and the military doctor Most of the bells and whistles that scholars like are not cheap.

"Captain Jin, I didn't mean that."

"Really? Then the group shouldn't mind if I give you a checkup?" The captain of the military doctor tried his best to suppress the tricky smirk, and pointed to the gynecological examination table that was strangely placed in the male-only military camp.As the head of the regiment, the colonel is indeed much better than the head of the regiment Jin, but it is a pity that the price offered by the sergeant chief to buy his chrysanthemum photo is so high that the military doctor captain can't be tempted.

"Didn't they all be checked in the Shuizhou General Hospital just now?" The colonel was puzzled.

"Have you also done a STD screening?"

The colonel's expression became awkward: "Is it necessary?"

"If you have sex, it's necessary." The captain of the military doctor tried his best to speak seriously, "Tuan...you're still a virgin at this age, right?"

"When...of course not."

"Well, it's just right, I'm wearing a hospital gown today, so it's convenient to check. Or..." The captain of the military doctor changed the subject, "The group also thinks that I will take the opportunity to do something dereliction of duty? After all, I am a 'dead gay'... "

"Of course I believe you." After all, any discrimination is extremely politically incorrect, whether it is sexism, race, or sexuality.In order to prove that he did not discriminate against the sexual orientation of the military doctor captain, the colonel lay down on the gynecological examination bed with a bit of courage: "Do what you think should be done. I believe in your professional ethics as a doctor."

You shouldn't believe it.The little white rabbit is so deceptive that the captain of the military doctor can't bear to watch him being deceived.So the captain of the military doctor took a curtain and put it on the bed frame to block the line of sight between the two people. He then mercilessly stripped off the colonel's lower body clothes, opened his legs, and let the He posed in the pose of a woman giving birth, and the colonel's most secret place was exposed in front of the military doctor captain.

Doctor Tian's obsession with cleanliness remained the same as before, which saved the captain of the military doctor the trouble of cleaning the colonel.I have to say that for those who like a fit body, the colonel is definitely a dream lover. If it is not that he prefers the slim and beautiful boy type who is indistinguishable between male and female, and he already has a sergeant of a military doctor, in the face of this situation Well, the captain of the military doctor really can't guarantee that he can be Liu Xiahui.The military doctor captain took out the portal, put it in silent mode and took a few pictures, put on the examination gloves, and just started to examine the colonel, he felt something was wrong.

"Tuan Zuo, relax."

"I... try my best." The colonel's muscles were all tensed, and his voice seemed to be enduring great pain, "How long...how long?"

"It will be fine soon." The captain of the military doctor tried his best to move inside, and felt that his finger was about to be pinched off by him, and it was only one finger.

The colonel was trembling all over.

The captain of the military doctor quickly pulled out his fingers: "Tuan Zuo, have you had anorectal surgery before?"

"I've done it." Feeling the captain's fingers leave, the colonel also relaxed, "I had... surgery when I was a child. Because of hemorrhoids."

"How small was 'childhood'?"

"About ten years old."

Ten-year-old child has hemorrhoids?Even if the gravitational force of Purple Star is much stronger than that of the earth, it is not possible to get hemorrhoids at the age of ten.The captain of the military doctor knew that he was not very good as a doctor, but he was not fooled by such a lame lie: "Tuan Zuo, is it really just hemorrhoids?"

"It should be just hemorrhoids, right? After all, I can't remember what happened so long ago."

It's not that I can't remember, it's that I don't want to say it.The military doctor captain thought for a while, deleted the indecent photo of the colonel in the portal, and signaled him to put on his clothes.

"Halberd, I brought the things." The military doctor sergeant came bouncing over with a bottle in his hand, only to see that the colonel was already dressed, "Is it no longer needed?"

The colonel obviously had lingering fears about the "tonic" last time, and when he saw the military doctor sergeant approaching with a bottle of very beautifully colored unknown liquid, his face immediately turned pale.

"It's just perfume." The military doctor captain wanted to fool him, "Tangtang made his own perfume, a little hobby of his."

The colonel was obviously relieved: "It's good to have a little hobby."

"Ji, what are you talking about?" The sergeant of the military doctor fluttered his big innocent eyes, "This is my aphrodisiac lubricant, we have been using it all the time. This is your favorite variety, I spent a lot of time adjusting it from……"

The Zixing people who are innocent and ignorant of the world, no matter how many times they teach him, they will never learn to lie even in good faith.The captain of the military doctor looked up to the sky and sighed deeply.

"Very...beautiful color." The colonel managed to remain calm.

"Do the group members like it too?" The military doctor sergeant took the colonel's polite words seriously, "I still have a lot."

Seeing the military doctor sergeant showing off his toys like a child, dragging the colonel to visit his "collection", the military doctor captain felt powerless for a while.