My general

Thanks to Su Langhuan's human genetic modification project, birth defects have permanently become history; thanks to the beautiful environment of Zixing, human beings not only have a greatly extended life expectancy, but also strengthened their physique.Dr. Tian is especially fortunate because Su Langhuan herself has a severe alcohol allergy, and she has seen too many side effects of drugs that can hurt the enemy by one thousand and self-harm by eight hundred, so when genetically modifying, human liver and kidney The functions are strengthened to the point of being almost abnormal, and in this way, even the side effects of drugs are no longer a problem.

Minor ailments such as colds, fever and diarrhea can be solved in basic hospitals. The diseases that are really serious enough to be sent to the Shuizhou General Hospital cannot be solved by an outpatient examination and prescription of medicine. They are sorted and sent to wards of various departments, and the next thing is for the residents.All in all, the work of Dr. Tian, ​​the person in charge of the outpatient and emergency department, is actually as easy as a vacation.

The young female doctors in the outpatient and emergency department and the inpatient department, the beautiful female technicians in the clinical auxiliary department, and the cute little nurses who flow like blood in the hospital... Dr. Tian lives like a fish in water in the Shuichou General Hospital. Flirting with all kinds of beauties, going to the villas in the Shadao Islands to bask in the sun, swim, and fish during holidays. The only small trouble is that she occasionally quarrels with the chief of surgery, and the result of the quarrels is that she will soon be able to see the chief of surgery happily. Because of sexist remarks and "forced voluntary labor", he was arrested at the Blue Cross Hospital next door, where he bathed cats and dogs, cut their fur and shoveled their excrement, and doubted their lives.After living in seclusion for three years, the bandit army was completely defeated by the Galactic Empire. Dr. Tian no longer needed to remain anonymous, but stayed in Shuizhou and didn't want to leave until the No.17 Armored Cavalry Regiment of the Army came over.

So one day, Dr. Tian was flirting with a beautiful doctor in the health department...

"Doctor Tian, ​​the new Seventeenth Regiment needs a physical examination."

After arranging for good people to give physical examinations to two thousand dead gays, Dr. Tian is still a little thankful that a group of good-looking gays have come. If they are allowed to seduce those handsome surgeons, they may be able to add trouble to the chief of surgery, and then... …

"Doctor Tian, ​​Lieutenant Colonel Mehoff's lover attempted suicide."

I could have been hiding in the duty room and hugging the little nurse I had hooked up with during the night on duty, but it turned out that I spent the whole night in the operating room and finally sewed back the broken wrist of the bar owner.

Doctor Tian thought that someone would not attempt suicide every day, so he went to the pharmacy to strike up a conversation with the pretty pharmacist in charge, and then...

"Doctor Tian, ​​Captain Jin prescribed so much morphine, is it really okay?"

Dr. Tian thought that although the captain of the military doctor came from a third-rate school like the National Metropolitan Medical College, he should have some medical knowledge. As a result, more than a dozen people were beaten and poisoned by morphine that night, and they were sent to the Shuizhou General Hospital for emergency treatment.

In order to prevent similar situations from happening again, Dr. Tian endured a whole week without going out to fish, and worked day and night at home. He worked out a detailed plan to restrict the medical captain from taking medicine, thinking that he could do it once and for all, but in the end...

A female doctor came to the anorectal surgery, but because of her gender, she was excluded by the director of the surgery, so she had to go to the outpatient clinic to have her vagina cut.Dr. Tian helped her send the director of surgery to the Blue Cross Hospital next door to shovel shit. The female surgeon was grateful to her and agreed with her body. The two of them were taking a break from their busy schedule. They embraced and kissed each other. The captain of the military doctor brought the sergeant of the military doctor here knock on the door.

"Cucumbers, massage sticks, fountain pens, sweet potatoes, flashlights, screwdrivers... Is this a thermos?" Dr. Tian looked at the ultrasound examination reports of the urinary system of the military doctor sergeant one by one, "How did you stuff them in? "

"Wrestling just sit on it." The military doctor sergeant put his index fingers on top of each other, lowered his eyes and remained silent.

"Have you ever tried a wet cement enema?"

"Does that feel better?" The military doctor sergeant's eyes lit up.

"No, intestinal cement can kill a large area of ​​your intestines and require surgical removal, and then I will never have to arrange for someone to dig out weird things from your ass."

The military doctor sergeant turned pale with fright.

"By the way, have you ever tried to insert small magnetic beads into the urethra?" Dr. Tian laughed like an old witch, "That feeling is better than stuffing things into the chrysanthemum."

The sergeant of the military doctor was so frightened that he ran back to find the captain of the military doctor. After all, he would only stuff the captain's stuff into the chrysanthemum from now on.

The captain of the military doctor may still be broken inside, so the sergeant of the military doctor has to take it out through anorectal surgery, right?Dr. Tian sat blankly in the consultation room, looking at the white ceiling, planning to wait for his physical strength to recover, to clear up his emotions a little bit, then went to the hospital canteen to buy snacks, and molested the cute salesperson by the way, when he heard outside shouting "Dr. ".

"Gonorrhea, genital warts, herpes, syphilis..." Dr. Tian viciously threw the examination gloves into the infectious waste trash can, "It's really not easy for you to be so completely infected."

The chief of staff smiled.

"Didn't you know there's a nice thing called a 'condom'?"

"The [-]th regiment has limited funds." The chief of staff continued to laugh.

"Then look outside your regiment! The surgeons in our hospital are all good-looking, and they can certainly afford condoms."

"Well, it's really good. I've slept through everything." The chief of staff said with a sense of accomplishment, "I even broke the covers."

"Oh." Dr. Tian came to his senses immediately, "You--say--what--"

If a group of doctors infected with sexually transmitted diseases were not careful and had physical contact with patients, it would cause large-scale nosocomial infections.Dr. Tian left the chief of staff and went straight to the surgical ward. In order to arrest all the surgeons for examination as soon as possible, he did not hesitate to knock the surgical director unconscious with the case board. As a result, he was anesthetized and knocked down by the unidentified surgical head nurse.

After waking up, he explained the situation clearly. The dean dealt with Dr. Tian's knocking down the surgical director and the muddy treatment. Finally, because of his timely response, no serious consequences were caused except that the surgery department of the Shuichou General Hospital was suspended for a period of time.It's just that until the results of the examination come out, the surgeons can't go to the operating table for the time being. The surgical patients who have been admitted to the hospital have to be operated by Dr. Tian and the only surgical director who is not infected.So the anesthesiologists and surgical nurses watched the two surgeons quarrel for more than half an hour for each surgical plan, and then they cooperated closely on the operating table while wearing masks and still taunting each other. constantly.

As for the little cute salesperson... After finally treating the surgical patients, Dr. Tian walked out of the hospital gate exhausted.Thinking of having to cooperate with the chief of surgery in more than a dozen operations tomorrow, Dr. Tian really wanted to die.

I thought it was just that everything is difficult at the beginning, as long as you make the rules well at the beginning, you can save a lot of effort in the future. Unexpectedly, the dead gays of the [-]th regiment have no concept of wearing condoms at all. Since they came, the outpatient department of Shuizhou General Hospital has almost become Visited the exclusive venereal disease clinic of the [-]th regiment.In order to examine them, Dr. Tian kept washing his hands every day, putting on gloves, taking off his gloves, and washing his hands... His hands were rougher than when he was on the operating table every day in the imperial capital. No matter how much hand cream he applied, there were still small growths on his fingers. Pimples, and even breaks, seriously affected her.What was more serious was that not long after, Dr. Tian discovered that the small bumps on his fingers were not common dermatitis caused by too frequent hand washing, but syphilis rash.

The Seventeenth Regiment must die!

Fanwai strategizes and defeats thousands of miles (chief of staff)