That little curly hair that always comes to steal melons from my melon shed

01 Gu Xi or Gu Xigua, that is the question

It is said that when Gu Xi was born, the weather was extremely hot, and his mother was eating happily while holding a big watermelon, when she suddenly felt a stomachache and went to the hospital, and she didn't even have time to wipe off the juice from her mouth.

Later, when it was time to name the child, the woman who grew up in the mountains clapped her hands: "Oh, it's called Gua Zai!"

Fortunately, Gu's father was firm in his stance and secretly changed his son's name when he registered. Otherwise, Gu Xi would still be wandering around the fields under the name "Watermelon".However, Mother Gu still called him "melon cub" one by one, and never tired of it: "Do you understand the nickname? I used to call your father Ergou all day long!"

Gu Xi looked at his father silently. His father was afraid of becoming dog meat soup, and he didn't want to be eaten whole.

After graduating from university, Gu Xi still couldn't get rid of watermelon. With all his skills, he went back to his hometown and started planting in a greenhouse.The new variety of watermelon has big red flesh and is very sweet. It can harvest three or four crops a year, and Gu Xi doesn't mind staying in the field all day long.This time, Gu's mother smiled even more, and touched Gu Xi's head as gently as a big watermelon: "Cub, pick two more for your mother?"

"..." Gu Xi spread out his palms.

Then he was beaten severely: "You melon came out of my stomach, did I ask you for money!"

The big watermelon Gu Xi rolled back into the melon shed in desperation, looked at the blueness all over the ground, and walked around the vines very skillfully to the depths, there was a ripe one inside, which happened to be presented to the empress dowager.However, when Gu Xi peeled away the dense leaves, the melon disappeared without a trace except for a section of the vine that was bitten off underneath.

Gu Xi gritted his teeth with hatred: "Damn it! It's that curly hair again!"

02 Once the curly hair comes out, who will fight

The curly hair Gu Xi was talking about was not a person, but a sheep in their village.

I don't know where it came from, maybe it grows in the mountains, and it is stronger than ordinary sheep, and it can jump over ravines effortlessly.Gu Xi went out to study when he was very young, and later found out that there was a strange sheep in the village. When the heavy rain caused flash floods earlier, he saved the family of four at the end of the village, and he was raised as a god sheep.

Speaking of which, it is really special, apart from the slender and beautiful limbs, the curly hair is the most conspicuous.The first time Gu Xi encountered it on the road, he was amazed and couldn't help leaning over to rub it.The curly hair was also good, looking at him with ignorant eyes, and rubbed against Gu Xi's palm.

But later——

"Auntie, do you know where Curly Hair went?" Gu Xi was panting.

Aunt Hua who has moved to the side of the grove shook her head: "I haven't seen you for a few days. Could it be that you went to your melon shed to steal melons again?"

Gu Xi slapped his knee hard: "That's not it! That guy is a ghost, I locked the fence door, and he even sneaked in and ate the big watermelon I left on purpose, it made me mad..."

Aunt Hua couldn't help laughing: "Oh, I told you to find a rope to tie it!"

"I even gnawed a dozen or so ropes." Gu Xi was very helpless. It's not that he never thought about finding a cage for the sheep, but after all, it was another family's life-saving sheep. Iron chains, that curly hair can pretend to be pitiful, and immediately kneels down to Gu Xi, making him look like he abused animals.There was no fence around the shed, and the villagers were simple, so there was no need to guard against thieves. In the end, in order to prevent Curly from stealing melons, the fence was raised several layers, but it still did not block it.

Even the camera that Gu Xi bought with pain was so high that it was damaged by the curly hair, and the short video that was rescued was full of that stupid big sheep face.

"You just leave two for it outside the greenhouse, don't you want to eat it?" Aunt Hua twirled the vegetable leaves.

Gu Xi had a serious expression on his face: "If you don't eat, I'll kick it all."

Aunt Hua burst out laughing again.

Since the culprit could not be caught, Gu Xi had no choice but to go back to the shed to see if there was any other damage.As soon as he walked outside the fence, there was a hairy butt dangling at the door of the shed out of the corner of his eye, Gu Xi immediately shouted: "Curly hair!"

The other party was startled, jumped out from the shed, and quickly ran in the opposite direction.Gu Xi followed behind, but his body trained these days was not as fast as a sheep, so he accidentally fell down.

In an instant, Curly shook his head, and "swish" turned around and came towards this side.

Gu Xi lay on the ground pretending to be dizzy, half-closed his eyes, watching the curly hair poke and poke at his face.The stupid sheep seemed to want to wake him up, bleating softly.

"It hurts to death..." Gu Xi knew it was spiritual, so he squeezed out a few tears with difficulty, and saw the panic in those big eyes as he wished.Then, he sneered, taking advantage of the opponent's unpreparedness, he grabbed the curly hair precisely and forcefully, and dragged the sheep that dared not struggle to the shed: "I let you run!"

The little curly hair was shocked: "Mea—"

03 Do you want a copy of Evil Sheep Emoji Pack?

It was very hot, Gu Xi took a big gulp from the kettle, which contained freshly chilled mung bean syrup.

The curly hair that was tied around the neck was nothing to love, and there was only a handful of melon vines around his mouth, which had been chewed to pieces by it, and there were not even a few drops of water.

"Hehe." Gu Xi turned his head to look at it, then picked up another piece of bright red melon meat, and gnawed until his cheeks swelled up.

Since he caught Curly the day before yesterday, Gu Xi found a newly bought rope, tied a huge bow around its neck, and then led it over to act as a gatekeeper.Because Gu Xi's leg was indeed scratched, the big red lotion looked particularly scary, Curly felt guilty, and didn't dare to take the opportunity to escape.It's just that it didn't get anything to eat, and it didn't taste sweet in its mouth for several days. It knelt on the ground aggrieved, accusing Gu Xi of being cruel.

However, not only did Gu Xi not soften his heart, he took out his phone and took a photo, instantly adding a "poor and helpless young" emoji.He sent it to Taobao's customer group, and soon got a bunch of "hahaha" or "hey hey".

Many old customers have heard of Curly's deeds, and have also seen the mysterious advertisements that Gu Xi placed in the store, such as "The evil sheep steals melons and refuses to change after repeated admonitions, please come and save the poor melon farmers", and "Listen, the land There is a rattling sound, sheep can't help but want to steal melons, why don't you buy melons", and so on.Later, Gu Xi became obsessed with making curly hair emoticons, and they were also happy to see it. They all said that the shop owner was creative, and helped him become popular on Weibo for a while.

"The recent crop will have a crisper taste and a sweeter taste. If you like it, you can place an order in advance." Gu Xi moved his fingers, not missing any promotional opportunities.In order to increase his credibility, he took another short video, showing a watermelon cut in half, while explaining: "It's not very ripe yet, the skin is so thin, the flesh is so red, it tastes so juicy in your mouth." splash……"

Curly nodded while listening, um, it was very sweet, the one it ate before was still big, and eating it with the skin was especially refreshing.

Gu Xi moved the camera to the sheep again: "It gnawed on one before, and it's still thinking about it now, it's a living emoji of walking." As he spoke, he reached out and lifted the curly hair's head, and grabbed the other's neck: "Say, before Is the melon sweet?"

Curly, who was forced by the evil melon farmer, shouted loudly: "Baa!"

"Well, even sheep say it's sweet, this is the big watermelon from Gu Xi's family." Gu Xi closed it with a cold and merciless smile.

After the video was uploaded, there was another heated discussion in the group:

"I want to eat! Is there free shipping this time?"

"Package, a curly-haired poster is included with the melon, to protect the house from evil spirits."

"Can you not give money if you are not sweet, hehehe."

"Come on, let the curly hair go!"

"One of the ones I bought last time was broken, and I hope they are all good this time."

"You can send me a private message to ask for compensation, and I will also give feedback to the courier, so be careful."

Seeing Gua Nong playing with his mobile phone, Curly blinked his eyes, straightened up and played with the bottom line of the rope—very good, if you stretch it a little longer, you will be able to touch it—ah, I got it!

Curly was moved to tears.

When Gu Xi fantasized about the flood of orders and was extremely satisfied, he looked down and saw that the watermelon on the low table had long since disappeared.There was no need to doubt anymore, he turned his head viciously, only to see that Curly had an innocent face, even hiccupped, and grinned at him brightly.

Gu Xi: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

I will eat lamb pot tonight!

04 Mom, I am your own baby

After this batch of melons were all on the market, the curly hair that did not fall into the melon farmer's five internal organs temple was finally released, and walked towards the mountain with three steps and one turn.

Gu Xi was expressionless, and even wanted to throw a big watermelon at the other party.

These days, even though he is tied to the fence, the curly hair still appears at night, and the melon still disappears mysteriously.Moreover, in order not to be blamed for cruelty to animals, Gu Xi had to feed the sheep regularly, and every time he saw Curly's innocent appearance, he was so angry that he tied a bow around its neck.

Over time, large and small bows appeared on the rope, which was a sight to behold.At this moment, it was held in Gu Xi's hand, and it was swished like a whip, sweeping up the sand on the ground.

The curly hair trembled, and ran away into the woods.

Wearing a bohemian dress and a big straw hat, Gu's mother suddenly appeared behind Gu Xi: "Guazi, are you scaring the sheep again?"

"No, I'm exercising and swinging the rope." Gu Xi smiled awkwardly.

If you want to say that the biggest reason why you can't teach Curly Hair is that your mother likes sheep, thinks Curly Hair is smart and cute, and always points at Gu Xi when she doesn't give her melons: "Curly Hair, you are the most obedient , don't learn from those unfilial sons who always contradict the elders..."

At that time, Gu Xi could only roll his eyes at the sky: "Mom, I'm your son, that's a sheep."

"Sheep are more obedient than you!" Mother Gu said firmly.

At the same time, the one whose curly hair was rubbed laughed at Gu Xi.

Now Gu Xi still didn't dare to talk back, holding the rope like an abandoned child, very wronged: "Mom, I want to eat stewed mutton tonight."

Gu's mother was posing in the shade of a tree, and asked Gu's father to take a photo of her and send her a WeChat message, completely ignoring her son's request.It was Gu's father who was softer and replied, "Cub, I'll cook you mutton tonight."

Gu Xi refused very shamelessly: "No, Dad, thank you for your kindness." Of the three members of the family, his father is the worst cook. Making mutton, which has a strong smell, is no less than giving Gu Xi's taste buds a try. nuke.

"Hmph!" The arrogant Gu's father turned his head, "Compared to his son, he's still curly." Every time he secretly chopped cucumbers and vegetables, Gu Xi never wanted them, let alone eating them, and even hated them for masking.Papa Gu can only feed curly hair, but the sheep is not annoying at all, and he also gives him a healing smile.

"Er Gou, come on, does my posture look good?" Mother Gu leaned against the tree, smiling reservedly.

After being personally attacked and ignored by his mother and father one after another, Gu Xi was so angry that he threw the rope: "I'll go back to the greenhouse to watch the melons." It's best not to let him catch that curly hair again!

On the surface, he fled to the mountains, but in fact, the curly hair who sneaked into the shed from the road trembled all over, and stopped suddenly: Oh no, why does it feel like the melon in his mouth is suddenly not sweet?

The author has something to say: Curly hair is super cute, right!