[Comprehensive] The male protagonist is worried about too much money every day

Saiki Kusuo, no, for the convenience of distinguishing, let’s call this pink-haired girl Saiki Kusuo.

The loss of control of superpowers this time is very different from the past, specifically manifested in...

It's like a full-level large-scale move that was chopped off and restarted. Many skills on the skill list are still there, but because of the out-of-control of superpowers, many skills were locked because they did not meet the corresponding level requirements. A dull gray.

By the way, skills such as [telepathy] and [clairvoyance] are probably not locked because they are passive skills. Instead, these superpowers are strengthened because of the protection mechanism of the body being punished.

This means that if there are three men in one play, or five men in a series, Qi Munanzi sitting here has changed the channel from the dog blood eight o'clock to the legal column.

It was the first time that he was completely protected from the perspective of the weak, which made Qi Mu feel a little novel.

However, as the representative of scumbags and outlaws who were married, Shenmu Shenwu was surprisingly silent.

He was thinking of telling everyone at this time, how many people would believe the meme of a big guy in women's clothing.

【I advise you not to say that. 】After hearing the heartbeat of the little milk dog, Qi Mu directly interrupted his thoughts. The ability to change sex means that he has completely transformed from a male to a female.

【so? 】The little milk dog doesn't understand.

[Do you know girls' menstrual periods? 】There was a big thunder in the plain, which even Qi Mu himself did not expect.

The instinct of survival and reproduction of creatures in nature cannot be changed even by people with superpowers.

How come you haven't encountered this situation before?

Just kidding, of course it's because Saiki Kusuo has the perfect ability to avoid the evil thing of menstrual period!But this time the sex change is passive, and there is no way to control the time at all. Although there will be no embarrassing incidents such as bleeding, what does this dysmenorrhea due to personal constitution mean?

and so……

Looking at the still ignorant eyes of the little milk dog, Nanzi covered his stomach with his left hand to relieve the throbbing pain, and put his right hand directly on Shenna's hand.

Just in an instant, overwhelming labor pains came from the abdomen, Shenwu's face turned pale, and tears burst into tears.

Good...so painful qwq~

【Do you understand? 】

Enduring the pain, Shenmu Shenwu nodded with tears in his eyes, and silently pulled his little claw away.

Why are there tears in his eyes, because he feels grief and indignation at what happened to his lover.

Grinding, who didn't know the truth, looked at the hot tears in the eyes of the little milk dog, and directly knocked his own bamboo horse with an elbow, seeing that you made the child cry.

Heiwei was also a little worried. He looked at the little milk dog's red eye circles guiltily. Just like this child, no matter how you look at it, he looks like the kind who will help count the money after being sold.

He guessed that this little puppy hadn't been weaned yet...

So, he really misunderstood?

With messy hair, Black Tail coughed lightly, and after receiving the attention from the scene, he asked, "So what's going on with Kanna?"

Shenmu Kanna: ..., he also wants to know what's going on.

The more tense the situation is, the more extraordinary potential a person can unleash. Shenmu Shenwu is not worried about Yu Nanzi's pale lips, and also feels extraordinary pressure from the eager eyes of the outside world.

Just like a celebrity said, be silent, be silent, don't perish in silence, just explode in silence.

The brave and fearless little milk dog broke out with the momentum of a newborn calf not afraid of tigers.

"Actually, this is Kusuo."

"!!"

Not only everyone present, even Qi Munanzi couldn't care less about the pain in his abdomen and became dirty, 【What do you want to do? 】

If the fact that he has superpowers is exposed because of Shenmu Shenmu!Don't say anything, eat dog meat three times, find out.

The little milk dog who continued to dance in front of Kusuo's bottom line let himself go after the most difficult first sentence.

"Do you know Nuyuquan?" Shenmu Shenwu asked a question.

After shaking his head affirmatively, the little milk dog smiled and explained, "This is equivalent to a curse."

"curse?"

Kamiki Kanmu nodded affirmatively, "The first time Kusuo and I met was at the shrine in my hometown."

The little milk dog who completely let go of himself floated away.

In his description, the reason why Qi Mu turned into Nanzi was because of his ignorance in childhood, he accidentally fell into Niangniangquan and was cursed.

Niangniangquan, as the name suggests, was a woman who accidentally slipped and fell into a hot spring and drowned. The resentment in the woman's heart did not dissipate for a long time, so that it became a curse later.

"She cursed all the men who fell into this hot spring. In the future, if they encounter cold water, they will turn into girls."

"..."

Such stupid nonsense, Qi Mu felt that he would have certain expectations for the little milk dog, probably because of the menstrual period.

"Is there really a Niangyu Spring, Senior Shenwu?"

Was there really someone to join in?

The natural supporter Wang Rixiang Xiangyang raised his head with sparkling eyes and asked, "It's really amazing!"

"I'm not very clear about the specifics." The little milk dog decided to throw the blame, "Before I saw Kusuo, I always thought that the existence of the Mantra Spring Township was just a legend."

"Curse Spring Township?"

"Yes, when I was an exchange student at the flower planter next door, I saw a talking national treasure in the zoo. He told me that he was originally a human being, but he became a human because he fell into the drowning spring of a panda. Became a panda."

Blacktail/Grind:  …

You keep talking more and more vigorously, don't you?

"Wait, then why is he in the zoo?"

Shenmu Shenwu rolled his eyes greatly, and expressed cordial contempt for the idiotic question that Kurobi raised, "Senior Kurobi, if you knew how a national treasure like a panda is treated, you would probably stay at the zoo. "

He remembered that a vice-chairman of the Non-Human Logistics Support Logistics Association of the Flower Planters seemed to be a national treasure.

I heard that because of his status as a national treasure, his basic salary is half that of his colleagues, and... every holiday, he can get two subsidies, one from the association and one from the wildlife protection organization.

It's simply enviable.

Moreover, the taste of pots of milk is really delicious (﹃).

"..."

"Since it turns into a girl when it encounters cold water, what if it encounters hot water?" As expected of the brains of the whole team, Lone Claw's question hit the nail on the head.

Fortunately, the little milk dog's belly draft was impeccable, he highly affirmed the grinding statement, and then expressed regret.

"Because Kusuo found my grandfather to hold the exorcism ceremony, we all thought the curse had been lifted." Shenmu Shenmu frowned, "But I didn't expect it, it was just a little rain last night..."

"We also tried hot water, but unfortunately, it didn't work."

Grinding nodded, without saying whether he believed it or not, and buried his head again, dedicating himself to his great game career.

Just kidding, if the breakfast time is over, it will be busy training time again, until the evening, there will be no more game time.

Heiwei was a little helpless. After all, for a teenager living in a world where science and technology are the primary productive forces, to make him believe in the so-called curse sounds like the existence of Curse Spring Township which makes people laugh...

This is really embarrassing.

He hugged his chest directly and said, make up, you continue to make up.

Shenmu Shenwu sighed, "Senior Black Tail, you can't deny it just because you haven't seen it."

"Then I haven't seen it, how can I admit it?"

Very good, after going around for a long time, it finally turned into a philosophical question.

Shenmu Shen puffed up his cheeks in a helpless manner, "Senior, do you really want me to prove it to you?"

[Wait, what are you going to do? 】

【Kusuo, don't worry, I have my sense of proportion. 】

Qi Munanzi: ...No, student Chen Duxiu, I beg you to sit down and give other students a chance.

It was said that curiosity killed the cat, and Heiwei raised his eyebrows, saying it was ok.

After Shenmu Duxiu Shenwu looked around and received eager affirmative eyes, he raised the yellow talisman in his hand, and it dispersed naturally without wind.

Kurobi: Tch, he knows this, the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion of white phosphorus was mentioned in the chemistry experiment class of junior high school.

But as the yellow talisman gradually dissipated, he didn't see anything, and was about to laugh at a little milk dog who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth, and was bragging about the sky, when his own bamboo horse grabbed his sleeves.

Yaoshou, his good junior, how did he become a junior!

Looking at the elementary school girl wearing a school uniform with a knee-length skirt in front of him, and seeing Heiwei who has witnessed a great transformation, he feels that his worldview is on the verge of collapse.

Obviously, he is not the only one whose three views are faltering.

"You...you...you are Shenwu senior?"

Look, the child was so scared that he couldn't speak clearly.

"Of course." Shenmu Shenmu nodded, took Hinata's hand and was about to press it on his body, and said ambiguously, "If you don't believe it, you can feel it to see if it's real."

"!!" Hinata was completely down, and his last thought was, sure enough, are all girls in big cities so open?

Without sympathy, Shenmu Shenwu turned away from the junior with a spoiled look on his face, as if he was not used to his appearance, and hit Heiwei directly, "Senior, do you believe it now?"

Black Tail: ...

Biting his lips, Kanna suddenly realized, "I know, it was said in the manga, it's time to lift up the skirt and let the senior check it, right?"

As he spoke, he grabbed the corner of his skirt with great interest.

"No, no, no!" Black Tail thought it was enough.

Qi Munanzi also felt that enough was enough, [Aren't you afraid that you won't be able to finish it if you are so floating? 】

Qi Mu, who saw through the little milk dog's illusion at a glance, frowned a little unhappy, and her abdomen throbbed intermittently, but she couldn't spare much energy to clean up the mess for the little milk dog.

"No, Nanzijiang~" The little milk dog's eyes were shining brightly, "It will be over soon."

Because... the time has come.

Rescue reinforcements finally arrived.

The yellow talisman was just a cover, and the lit yellow talisman was more like a distress signal and a sleeping medicine.

Ye Dou hurried over, and hid quietly outside the window, finally found the opportunity to sprinkle the potion.

【How is this going? 】

No matter how you look at it, the actions of the little milk dog and his accomplice Mr. are too skilled, right?

Without a hundred or eighty times, you can't practice this kind of tacit understanding at all, right?

"This is a kind of aftermath work." After tidying up the things in the room and carefully cleaning up all the traces of himself, Shenmu Shenwu breathed a sigh of relief, "Kanxiong, you should know that this world is still dominated by ordinary people. .”

In the past two years, Shinto has gradually faded out of everyone's sight, and has become more of a spiritual sustenance.

"In order not to disturb the lives of ordinary people, we generally erase some of their memories." It is absolutely safe and has no side effects. Once you close your eyes and open them, you will feel refreshed again.

[Wait, that means you could have erased their memory immediately? ] Nanzi's tone was a little dangerous, and she felt that he had grasped the point.

Animal instinct told him that the danger was approaching. Shenmu Shenwu tried his best to ignore his trembling hairs, shook his head frantically, pointed at Yato and said, "The application for the use of this potion is very troublesome, so I will ask Yato to help."

As for helping to write the application or helping to steal?

This is not a problem that the little milk dog needs to care about.

Happily handing over the aftermath work to Yato, the little milk dog ran to Kusuko, feeling very distressed, "Kusuo, does it hurt so much?"

Yato God has become numb from the initial shock, and when Shenmu Shenwu supported Qi Mu and was about to leave, Yato stopped the little milk dog, "Wait, Kanna, is what you just said true? "

"What is true?"

"It's about the mother... the matter of the mother drowning in the spring."

"Of course it is..." He took a deep breath, and was satisfied to see Yato's nervous appearance, the little milk dog smiled, "Of course it's fake, I made these up, Yato, you won't take it seriously Bar?"

"Ha, haha, of course not." Yato tried his best to make his expression more natural and convincing.

Shenmu Shenwu seemed to have thought of something, and he asked, "By the way, Yato, do you know what brand of sanitary pads girls like to use recently?"

Yato: Huh?

Qi Mu: ...He felt that he had a stomachache, no, it was a stomachache.

Oh, during this evil menstrual period, carefully curling himself up into a cooked crayfish is as uncomfortable and painful as if a blunt knife is constantly stirring inside his body. Precisely controlling her strength, she felt that she was capable of overturning a universe at this time.

[Shut up, Kanna. 】

"But, I've never gone to the supermarket to buy sanitary napkins." The little milk dog felt aggrieved, the only impression he had of a girl's menstrual period was the sanitary napkin advertisements on TV, "It's okay Kusuo, you don't need to go to the supermarket , I can help you buy it back."

Qi Munanzi, 【How many times do I have to say, I don't need sanitary napkins! 】

"what?"

Unknown Yato: Wait, what are you singing about?

After knowing it, I realized that the little milk dog was not accompanied by Yato, the usual stinky high school student, and felt that things were a bit big.

He felt that he needed to call a family meeting, and it seemed that Kanna hadn't given up on his dream of being a magical girl until now.

And there is a feeling of sinking deeper and deeper.

I don't know where this child came to the conclusion that he insisted that he couldn't become a magical girl, and that he didn't become the chosen child because all the magical girls in the animation had long pink hair.

For a long time, I have been clamoring to dye a beautiful pink hair, and I firmly believe that as long as I dye a beautiful little pink hair, one day, there will be a sparkling magic wand. With colorful auspicious clouds falling from the sky, we will have a fateful encounter with him.

It's a pity, the result is that the dog demon in the west country used his strength to give a vivid lesson to the whining little milk dog. In the face of absolute strength, all magic wands are paper tigers.

And the young master of the Atobe family took the bottom line and took his bamboo horse directly to the animation factory to play in the name of playing, but actually witnessed the birth of a magical girl animation.

The little milk dog's magic dream was completely shattered.

However, it wasn't until they saw this girl who called herself Qi Munanzi that they realized that they were too relieved.

You can't break the pot just because your childhood dream is broken, young man.

Even the conditions for choosing a mate were hanged on a tree with a crooked neck.Yato can imagine the little milk dog's mind, it's nothing more than that he can't become an offspring, so he hopes to give birth to a pink hair to inherit his unfinished mission.

But, boy, please be sober, the probability of pink hair being inherited is only 50%.

The author has something to say: Earth Mama: Wait, I think I can save it again, say I died of dysmenorrhea or something, I don’t want to lose face!

The manuscript box was pumped out yesterday...

Full of confidence, I made a bet with Ji You that today's 5000-character salted fish almost cried.

Then, for this bet (mainly to celebrate the collection of 6k) today is 5k!

Want to kiss and hug, hold high, and want column collection~