[Comprehensive] The male protagonist is worried about too much money every day

Looking at a middle-aged man holding an extremely exaggerated plastic big sword on the small computer screen, like a stuck PPT, he kept waving, waving, matching the exaggerated royal blue armor...

Sorry, in a short time, he doesn't really want to see royal blue.

Too hot for the eyes.

"Yato, you... what are you doing?" Sure enough, if you go out after nine o'clock in the evening, you will encounter bad things. After many years, you will hear the familiar language of the flower growers again. I don't know why, and there is no surprise at all. On the contrary, he felt tight in his chest and wanted to hit someone.

"Kanna, you mean this?" Yato was very excited, "This is the last business order, I found it when I accidentally went to the flower planter!"

I didn't expect the flower grower next door to have such a powerful way to make money!

"Wait." Shenmu Shenwu raised his head, pointing at the computer screen in disbelief, "Can this make money?"

He must have heard it wrong.

Yetou didn't want to talk to his friends, so he clicked the mouse quickly, and we directly slapped the face with the facts.

I only heard the familiar male voice in an exciting tone, and the soul-stirring BGM, which was extremely flat and played in a loop like a trumpet without any ups and downs:

"This year's holidays don't cost money, online for seven days, and equipment turns into red envelopes! I'm Brother Pheasant, and I speak for Wanwan Wolf Moon."

……

This game is really awesome, why don't you say that I, Gu Tianle, also endorsed it?

After accidentally uttering this remark, Yato looked excited, "Kanna, how do you know that there is another Hong Kong superstar, Gu Tianle?"

Yetou continued to poke twice, and the superstar Tianle, whom Shenmu Shen had no intention of thinking about, appeared on the computer screen with flashing snowflakes. , introduce the new version of the boat that has not been saved in Sili, it takes three minutes to experience it, Lizao will fuck me, love like a game. '

There really are...

Here comes the question, "Yato, how much money do you earn now?"

"..."

This time, Silence turned into Yato, he lowered his head in shame, a little bit embarrassed, "For the time being... still in the stage of devotion."

"Wait! How much money did you put into it?"

"..."

"Go ahead."

"All...all."

Shenmu Kanna: Oh, then you are really awesome.

Moreover, if he remembered correctly, the last time he came, this temporary residence built with a small plastic shed did not have that grandma-level hardcore computer.

"So, after you bought this computer, you put all your savings into it?"

You know, after Yetobang (crossed out) Gou Dato (crossed out), especially after Gou Dato fell into hot (dan) love (lian), every day after hard work, he would eat on Line To a full bowl of dog food, and a generous red envelope.

Rich red envelopes.

Still a generous red envelope.

Yato, who no longer needs to rely on five yuan for his hard work, has not forgotten his original heart, and is still diligent and conscientious. He is very principled and must build a shrine for himself by relying on the money pot that he came to.

then……

One mistake will become a teenager with Internet addiction.

Shenmu Shenwu took a deep breath, he maintained his precarious sanity, and once again thanked the yoga teacher who taught him the method of yoga meditation to let go of space, and thanked the old monk who taught him the mantra of clearing the heart when he was young, which made his heart feel like stagnant water, like a Buddha. Hua smiled.

It's only a little bit away from Yuhua Dengxian.

"Are you going to skip meals for the next few days?" He asked this question.

"Kanna, you forgot, gods don't need to eat."

Oh, I'm sorry, he really forgot that this foolish guy in front of him is a dog-headed military adviser who is in love and a part-time god.

"Wait, young man, did you say the wrong thing?"

The black-haired boy chuckled, and directly posted his recent transfer records, "Yato, look at the amount carefully, feel it with your heart, and then tell me, what is your job?"

"What's the matter? The gods regard money as dung." This was Yato's last stubbornness.

"Then, Lord Yato, how many believers do you have?"

Phew, a dagger was stabbed fiercely into Yato's heart.

"I heard that high-level gods don't need to eat because they can live off incense. Your shrines must be all over the country, sir?"

Shhh, shhh, two short knives were thrust into Yato's heart.

"So you must have a way to get a new artifact and continue your job, right?"

Shhh, shhh, shhh, countless short knives are pierced into Yato's heart, Yato God K·O.

I'm sorry that he didn't feel it with his heart just now, Yato directly sat down, "Dad, I'm sorry Dad, I'm proud and drifted away."

God's self-esteem?

In the face of the evil power of money, there is nothing, nothing.

Shenmu Shenwu smiled kindly, stroking the head of Puppy Yato, "Good boy."

Now that he has admitted that his job is Shenmu Shenwu's exclusive dog-headed military advisor, Ye Dou believes that as a responsible god of the year who touched the neon, he must be serious and rigorous to provide the best for his only client. services.

"So, Kanna, how have you been getting along with your little boyfriend lately?"

Because of Yato's overly straightforward description, Kanna was a little shy, covering his face and punching your chest, "Yato, you are so annoying~"

Really hammer chest kind.

It's still the strength of my punch that you might die.

Yetou secretly swallowed a mouthful of old blood, clutched his chest, and forced out a standard smile with eight teeth, "It's okay, just tell me."

Then, Yato regretted it.

This kind of writing troubles, read as a story of dog food, please stay away from him as a single dog, thank you.

Shenmu Kanna didn't want any response from Yato, he just needed someone to confide in, as soon as he finished speaking, it was as if some important matter had been settled, he just felt relieved and wanted to get up and leave.

"Wait, Kanna." Ye Dou quickly grabbed the boy who got up.

Shenmu Kanna:? ?

Could it be that Yato wanted to let him stay here for the night just because it was getting late?

After carefully looking at the environment of this temporary illegal building, Shenmu Shenwu could not guarantee it with his [-]-degree myopic vision. Just in the corner, he saw a huge shiny cockroach!

In such an environment where it is difficult to turn around, it is really not an ordinary general.

Or not.

Yato was a little awkward, even sweating from his hands in anxiety, rubbing his trouser legs in embarrassment.

"So what's the matter?" Could it be that he was really going to let him live for one night?

"Kanna, can you advance my consulting fee for this month?"

He is just a god of misfortune that believers can count on one hand, he really can't help but eat...

Shenmu Kanna: Farewell!

For the first time, the black-haired baby-faced boy began to think seriously, whether he should really stay away from such unreliable gods as Xiaojing and Kusuo said.

Perhaps it was because Kanna's expression was too straightforward, Yato's eyes turned red immediately, and his cobalt blue eyes turned into rabbit eyes, "If you think my request is too much, I can take the fun of Wolf Moon The top equipment in the world is for you."

"Is that the market price of 10, you invested 50 in it, and still failed to synthesize the equipment?"

Ye Fighting God: It hurts the old iron.

"Yato, tell me the truth." Shenmu Shenwu said with a solemn expression, "Do you still play web games where one person and one dog start the game, and all the equipment is collected?"

"What game is that?"

The puzzlement on Fujinshen's face made Shenmu Shenwu a little relieved, and put his hand into his trousers bag, ready to take out the prepared cash to carry out targeted poverty alleviation.

After all, he has really seen a meal where a certain god was too poor to open the pot, the staple food was grass roots, and the side dish was leaves.

Then he heard Yato say as if reminiscing, "But I have the legend of X Zhi Zhi that I hang up the phone and exchange ingots easily all night."

Yato looked back, feeling that the current game is really simple and easy to understand, except that the spokesperson looks a bit unconventional, the game feels pretty good.

Shenmu Kanna: "Yato, to be honest, let's delete each other's friends."

It never occurred to him that he just casually made up an image of an Internet-addicted and unfilial son in a taxi who is not doing his job properly and is addicted to the Internet.

This TM actually came true.

His mouth must have really been opened.