[Comprehensive] The male protagonist is worried about too much money every day

To be honest, it is too miserable for people who can keep up with Qi Mukong Youtian (she) Cai (jing) Si (bing) Wei in this era.

In terms of intelligence, he is a once-in-a-century genius with an IQ of 238. Except for his only brother Kusuo, these guys are empty-headed goldfish in front of others.

Except, of course, for mom Kurumi, a beautiful koi fish that brings good luck.

The conversation with Kanna this time has given Qi Mu Kongsuke a lot of insight, his eyes burst out with the light of science (chi) technology (han), his eyes are fanatical like the strange sorghum who kidnapped Zhengtai, and he strongly invited the little milk dog He dropped out of high school and went to the United States with him to make a contribution to the future of mankind.

Shenmu Kanna: Oh.

He skillfully took out his mobile phone, "Hello, is this Uncle Policeman, there is a perverted Shotacon here."

Smiling politely, he waved to Kongsuke, who was arrested by two policemen. The little milk dog has a deep reputation. The only pity is that it didn't take long before he didn't know what kind of black technology Saiki Kongsuke used. bailed.

Shenmu Shenwu, who was attacked by "terrorist calls" every day as if he was deeply involved in a pyramid scheme organization, sighed and pulled out the calling card.

During this period of time, it is better to practice in closed doors.

Contact Zhihe if you have something to do.

The world is finally quiet.

Half a month later, Shenmu Shenwu moved next to Qi Mu's house. At first, he chose to visit her house with Kurumi's mother. Apart from the fact that his own house was too messy, another reason was why he thought the name Qi Mu so familiar?

After thinking for a while, the little milk dog gave up thinking decisively and did not get any useful information. He groaned and followed behind Saiki Kurumi wagging his little tail. This taste is very similar to his mother~

After all, Shenmu Shenmu, a top student who looks very well-behaved and sensible, is still the little milk dog who has not been weaned and hides in his mother's bed crying because of the lightning and thunder outside the window in thunderstorm days.

After returning home that day, after thinking for a long time, Shen Wu took out his mobile phone, finally took out the mobile phone, and called directly without looking at it, "Sorasuke, I am very interested in the research room you mentioned last time!"

To be exact, super, extremely interested!This is the holy place to realize the fusion of y chromosomes and create new life!

It is also the place where his future child with Kusuo was born.

This feeling is unmistakable, it is a heartbeat!

Yes, it took only one day to go from a failed proposal to getting married and having children, but neither Saiki Kongsuke nor Shenmu Shenwu felt that there was any problem at all.

The only point of contention is, "Wait, how can you marry another goldfish?"

This is a contempt for the survival of the fittest in nature and the law of the jungle where the winner is king!It is the regression of mankind and the greatest loss to the scientific community.

"Oh, that goldfish is your brother."

Just an ordinary teenager with superpowers.

Qi Mu Kongsuke didn't want to talk to a certain milk dog, and even hung up the phone directly, Gan Linniang!

The boat of friendship is overturned.

I feel my face hurts.

After all, he is the man _(:1235∠)_ who lost to the goldfish in his mouth 3 times.

The memory ended here, and the little milk dog was ignorant and puzzled, "Is the relationship between you and Sorasuke not good, Kusuo?"

Growing up as an only child, Kanna's understanding of brothers and sisters only comes from the kind of pornographic movies in the 80s.

In the movies of that era, your brother will always be your strongest backing, and your brother is the pillar that supports you.

But after knowing that the little milk dog's love object is his younger brother, Sorasuke silently wrote another stroke on the failure record in the small notebook in his heart, and then packaged and downloaded all the information about Saiki Kusuo, and sent it come over.

Please call him Lei Feng.

True heroes are always so impartial... no wonder.

He just wanted to see that guy Kusuo vomit blood because of being angry with Shenmu.

People live to fight for breath!

Saiki Kusuo finally understood, Si Li, the root of all evil!

Being invisible is the deadliest.

Ah, as expected, it is still relative killing, the birth of a strong man is always inseparable from bright red blood.

Take that guy's Blood Sacrifice Knife.

[You...] Forget it today, can he still say that kind of self-deception?

It would be normal for a guy who can chat with Sorasuke to think about it.

Sure enough, this milk dog is hopeless from the bottom of his heart.

That's it, he's tired.

But wait, he seems to have forgotten something.

I always feel like I forgot something, but I can't remember emm at all...

Oh, 【Why did you come out? 】

"Because Kusuo, you disappeared!" Speaking of this, the little milk dog was extremely wronged, he couldn't see his owner when he woke up, and what was even more frightening was that he was caught in bed in the end!

Caught in bed!

[Your idiom was taught by the physical education teacher? 】

Kanna pouted, expressing his dissatisfaction, he felt that this idiom was very suitable for use!

Lonely men and widowed men live together in a room, the moon is dark and the wind is high, who knows what they are going to do!

【We are in...】

By the way, he finally remembered what he had forgotten, and Qi Mu stopped talking before the little milk dog couldn't believe what really happened to you.

【Is there any discomfort in your body? 】

"Uncomfortable?" The little milk dog, whose mind was swiped by Xiaoqing who finally cared about me, whimpered, "There is no problem at all!"

He even wanted to jump into the small pool next to him for a three-in-one winter swim.

The action-oriented Shenmu Kanna had already walked to the crystal-clear small pool, and he didn't even take off his bathrobe, so he stretched his waist and jumped straight away!

This jump is the legendary leap of faith!

Saiki Kusuo:! !

With quick eyes and quick hands, he used a dose of Haidilao, and brought back a certain dead milk dog.

At this moment, let us congratulate Mr. Qi Mu, a Weishang, who has worked hard for five months and is happy to mention a milky puppy, adding a newcomer to our Weishang family. Let us praise Mr. Qimu for his efforts Cheers!

Saiki Kusuo: ...

【You really don't want to hang out with Yato. 】

This is full of poisonous chicken soup smell, he really doesn't want to know the fear of his Facebook being dominated by Yetou's [-] times a day of non-stop wechat business advertisements in those years.

Loved, not dated.

"But, this is the first time, Kusuo, you have taken the initiative to care about me~"

What a moment to remember!

Saiki Kusuo: This child is really hopeless, let's give up.

【I'm asking this because Seimei just heard from you...】 Stopped in time, Saiki Kusuo lowered his head, lost in thought.

Is 'what's coming out of your heart' too small a phrase?

'Slit your chest. 'It doesn't work either, this sentence is like the beginning of a supernatural movie.

"Kusuo?" The eyes filled with starlight looked at the tangled Qi Mu trustingly, as if saying that no matter what you said, I would believe it.

This guy's eyes, if you look closely, are not as dark as he imagined, but more like the colorful glass beads placed in the window when he was a child, transparent and with a faint light, people can't help being attracted, Then fell into the sea of ​​stars.

"What's wrong? Is there something in my eyes?" It shouldn't be, he had noticed his face before going out, and there was no eye feces.

The bubbling sound of milk interrupted Qi Mu's thinking, and the pink-haired boy's ears were suddenly stained with rouge, what was he thinking just now.

Turning his head slightly awkwardly, Qi Mu took the initiative to look away from those big caramel-colored eyes for the first time, like a fleeing general, in a panic.

He suddenly didn't want to talk anymore, he directly took Kanna's hand, looked at Kanna's flushed cheeks with satisfaction, suddenly transformed into Saiki · three years old · super power boy · Kusuo, and curled up his lips in satisfaction, so that Back to the city.

This is the first time that Qi Mu took the initiative to share his [Telepathy] with others through the superpower of [Sensitivity]. Although the use of these abilities is as natural to Qi Mu as drinking water, it is only for himself. use.

After acting on Shenwu, because of the strange magnetic field on the little milk dog, his superpowers would intermittently fail from time to time, and it was the same this time.

Even Qi Mu himself didn't realize that when he pulled up the little milk dog's little paw, the slight tension and joy were completely conveyed to the other party.

This pure love is like a strawberry, which exudes a sweet fruity aroma, and is placed on the dining table in a juicy manner. The person who cherishes it bites down the strawberry at the most correct moment.

The teeth scratched the slightly pungent appearance of the strawberry, and the soft and tender flesh mixed with the sweet and fragrant juice made people linger.

Kanna lost too much blood and fell to the ground. It's over, how could Kusuo be so cute!

Mom is this man, I want to marry him!

【What's wrong? 】Perhaps because of the charming atmosphere just now, the rational Qi Mu was agitated by the hormones in the air at this moment, he slowed down his voice, and looked worriedly at the milk dog who fell to the ground.

[Where is it uncomfortable? 】

Maybe watching the scene of 'myself' being disemboweled is too shocking?It's also because he didn't think carefully, indeed, according to the Youth Protection Law, puppies of this age can only watch B-grade movies.

Under normal circumstances, what should ordinary people do when they are frightened?

This is probably another tragedy that superpowers brought to Saiki Kusuo. He has no idea what the surprises that are common to ordinary people are all about.

There is no such thing as anything in this world that can surprise him!

Except for those brainless insects, it's just because their brain structure is too simple, he can't grasp the dynamics of these guys, he just hates things outside of these situations.

Yes, that's all!

"There's a big cockroach behind you, Kusuo."

If the previous world was full of colors, after the little milk dog said this sentence, Saiki Kusuo himself would become a black and white striped comic at a speed visible to the naked eye.

[Kill it to me! ! ! 】

The author has something to say:

There is no small theater today _(:3∠)_, the salted fish who was allergic after going out for a trip qwq

Use the daily conversations with Ji You to make up the count.

Salted fish: Wow, the current text message scams are awesome!

Ji You:?

Xianyu turned over the text message records of mobile phone: Look at this, it says to join the Macao/Macau Casino, recharge 60 and return 50, and now registered members even have a/v members to watch for free!

Ji You: ...I guess you'd be interested in action movies starting with g.

Salted fish: How is it possible, am I that kind of person?

Ji You: ...Yes!

Xianyu: No, because I have Europe, America, Asia, anime, and real people on my online disk! Beginning with a and beginning with g are fearless.

Ji You:! !what did you expose

Then, we happily shared our respective goods, and the boat of friendship was sublimated_(:3∠)_