Male god collapses daily

Feng He's iceberg face was certified by the system, coupled with the result of continuous training by the great devil kings.

So even though the bottom of his heart had already begun to hehe, he still looked as immobile as a mountain on the surface, he didn't take a second look at that little monster who looked weird in his eyes, and went straight past him, ready to get a new school uniform to change into.

It was the first time he wore Li Haida's high school uniform today. Although it looked similar to the one in junior high school, there were still some differences in the subtleties like the tie.

"Wait, you can't pretend you can't see me," the little monster with an uncle's accent jumped off the bed when he saw this, followed Fenghe's footsteps with short legs, and looked up vigorously to look at people. It's a cute little appearance, "I know you saw me." He obviously saw him, "It won't look like any more."

Feng He pretended not to hear it at all, changed her clothes in an orderly manner, buttoned up her shirt, tied her tie, and finally put on her coat.

As for the little monster, he was so naive, he was the one who could walk past all kinds of big monsters with strange shapes and keep his face expressionless.

Lu Jun reminded him before, if you can't see it, try not to see it as much as possible.

The little monster, in fact, is the guardian elf. Seeing that Feng He ignored him, he was anxious. He flapped his wings and flew directly in front of Feng He, face to face, "I said, boy, you can't ignore me."

Of course I can ignore you!

Even if there is a little monster between the mirror and the mirror, Feng He can still arrange her clothes according to the movements she is used to, without even moving her eyes.

He felt that his life was prosperous enough, and there was really no need to add any magical creatures or magical girls to increase its magnificence.

Seeing this, the little monster couldn't help it, he had never seen such a recalcitrant person, after thinking about it, he crossed his arms and said, "Young man, you can pretend that you can't see me, but I am not one of those human beings. An ordinary monster that cannot be seen, I am the guardian spirit of magical girls, even other people can see me, if I follow you all the way, what do you think will happen?"

So Feng He paused for a while in straightening his collar, even he couldn't imagine chasing a little monster behind him when he was going to school, well, guardian elf, shouting: Become a magical girl, juvenile!Such a horrible sight.

Although there are no tasks and no one has set them up, Feng He doesn't want the character image he has maintained for so many years to be broken into scum.

So after sighing from the bottom of his heart, Feng He could only turn his gaze to the guardian elf in front of him, "What do you want?"

Seeing that Fenghe finally paid attention to herself, the guardian elf raised her tail proudly, but after a while, she returned to a very serious (self-confident) look, "Young man, you are the rare magical girl I have ever seen Potential people, don’t you want to become a magical girl and save the earth?” Don’t teenagers and girls of this age like saving the earth?

"I don't want to." Feng He rejected the little monster's question without thinking, he is really just ordinary!tennis!juvenile!

"Why?" The guardian elf was a little dumbfounded, and it must have been too straightforward to refuse.

Feng He put on her clothes, "I'm not a girl." With his current appearance, no one would mistake him for a girl.

"So you are worried about this?" The guardian elf seemed to be excited all of a sudden, "The external image is just an appearance, as long as you have a girlish heart, you can become a magical girl." He, "Your soul is light pink, very girly."

Fenghe, who had died in the tomb a long time ago, had a gender view, and at this moment, he suddenly cheated on the corpse, and let out a cry from the soul.

Although if we go back to the past, he seems to have had that kind of time, but what about the girl's heart, the girl's soul, Feng He felt that he was about to feel the beast rushing in his heart.

"You made a mistake." Coldly spit out such a sentence, Feng He picked up the tennis bag on the side of the cabinet, and made up his mind not to pay attention to this guardian elf. He is now an iceberg boy, what kind of pink description, it's too scary OK?If his group of friends knew this description, they would probably laugh their teeth out.Feng He felt that he could completely imagine that there were at least a few guys in the tennis club, who would laugh so much that they rolled on the ground.As for the great demon kings...

Well, he still doesn't want to imagine such a terrible thing.

Then the guardian elf didn't intend to give up, "Wait!"

Feng He raised his head and called out to the open window, "Tail Hong."

As a little monster who has a special bond with his young master, Wei Hong rushed in from the tree outside the courtyard almost as soon as Feng He's voice fell, "Young master, are you calling me?"

As he spoke, he saw the uninvited guest in the room, and the little tengu immediately raised his stick. He didn't care if the other party was cute or not, "Who are you, why did you break into my young master's bedroom? Do you like being disturbed?"

"Who are you?" The guardian elf also looked at Wei Hong strangely.

"I am the young master's first retainer." Wei Hong puffed out her chest proudly, not caring that she was just slapped, and felt that she was majestic and arrogant, "Young master, what should I do?"

"Please leave my bedroom, don't let him follow me." After Feng He gave simple instructions, he opened the door and prepared to leave.Today is the first day of school, and he agreed with Fuji to take him to school, so he can't be late.

"Wait." The guardian elf wanted to catch up with Feng He, but was blocked by Wei Hong the next moment, "Leave my young master's house."

"Don't get excited," the guardian elf is not as fierce as Wei Hong looks, "I'm here to discuss important issues with your young master."

"Get out of here!" Wei Hong didn't care so much, since the young master ordered, then just do as the young master said.

"Ah, wait, don't do it, stop it... If you don't do it again, I will fight back!"

When Fenghe finally closed the door of her room, what she saw was the scene of the guardian elves fighting the little tengu. The two palms were actually about the same size, fighting together...

After he glanced at it, he silently closed the door of the room. Fortunately, he cleaned his room all the time, otherwise his mother would probably be driven crazy by such a miserable situation.

When Feng He came downstairs, his mother had already laid out breakfast on the table, "Xiao He, come and have breakfast, you take the bowl after eating, I have to go to work first."

"Okay." Feng He agreed lightly and sat down at the table, when she heard a bang from upstairs.

Feng He's mother stopped walking towards the door, "What's the sound?"

Feng He picked up the chopsticks with a calm face, and said seriously, "Maybe they are neighbors."

Fenghe's mother was in a hurry to go to work and didn't care, "Well, be careful on the way to school."

"Don't worry," Feng He picked up a steamed bun calmly, "I will pay attention to it, and mom should also pay attention to safety."

"Understood." Fenghe's mother listened to her son's instructions with a smile, opened the door, changed her shoes and went out. Her son is good at everything, handsome, good grades, all-around athletic and can cook, but... his face is too nervous. A little dead.

But there is no way, no one is perfect.

After Fenghe's mother left, Fenghe ate his breakfast expressionlessly, listening to the louder voices from upstairs, his movements did not panic at all.

As a person who has seen the world (?), how could he be shaken by such a thing.However, if the sound of smashing things upstairs is loud like this and you still haven't won the battle, then stew the tail red into tengu soup.

Some unscrupulous young masters think so frankly.