Male god collapses daily

Although Shiraishi seems to be smiling happily, you can feel it just by looking at his jumping facial expressions, but for some reason I always feel that I want to sympathize with him.

Feng He, who was sitting at the desk, thought about it, changed his posture, and considered whether to comfort the very sweet head of the Central Department of Tianbao Temple, but after thinking about it, he was probably used to it anyway, so he didn't need to be comforted.

However, the notification sound of the mobile phone reminded me again, it was Yukimura who was talking, [Feng, how did you meet a magical girl? 】Compared to Shiraishi, who always thinks that Feng He is telling a joke, Yukimura knows his friend much better. If he has something to do with Feng, isn't everything possible?So it's just a magical girl, Yukimura thinks he can accept it.

【I went out to help my mother do some shopping today. On the way back, I met a group of strange monsters, and then got help from a magical girl. 】Fenghe felt that what he said was the truth, and he didn't add any embellishments.

Of course Yukimura also knows the style of Fenghe's speech, it would be strange if he could describe it in a hysterical way, but he is more worried about another aspect, [monster?Is there any harm? 】

[It sounds a little dangerous. 】When Bu Er heard Feng He say this, he also became a little worried.

Feng He was silent for a while, to be honest, he really didn't feel any danger.

This kind of monster just needs to be beaten hard. Even the magic "girl" he met later used the thing that looked like a scepter to beat the monster to the ground.

Then maybe because the result was too bloody, it was mosaiced.

[Fortunately,] Feng He thought for a while and replied, [If you encounter it, just run away. 】If he wasn't too shocked at that time, and the number of monsters was too much, he would also run away.Later, when he realized it, he couldn't run away, and when the guardian elf interrupted him, he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go on his own.If we meet again next time, Fenghe feels that he is better off if he can run.

After all, he is just an ordinary boy playing tennis, and it is better to leave it to professionals to slay demons and demons.

Of course, the same goes for his group of friends. When encountering such a thing, just run away.

【Understood. ] This is the only answer.

【knew. 】This is Yukimura's.

[Wait, don't discuss this kind of thing in such a serious way. ] Then Baishi interrupted out of place. Even the Tennis Bible of Sitianbao Temple would sometimes feel that he couldn't keep up with the thoughts of the other three people in the dormitory.If it's just a joke, why are they discussing something that sounds impossible in such a serious way?

【Shiraishi, next time you meet me, run too. 】Feng He thinks that monsters are different from monsters. If you can’t see monsters, just pretend they don’t exist.As for monsters, if the so-called guardian elves can be seen by ordinary humans, maybe monsters will also be seen, so let's run.

Even if Baishi has lived for more than ten years and has never seen a so-called monster, the probability of seeing a monster is probably not that high.

However, as a friendship in the same dormitory, Feng He felt that it was necessary to remind her more.

[Gao Yukimura did not say that there are no magical girls in Osaka. 】Student Feng He never ruined the Three Views, cough, no, Bai Shi, who has been trained, did not feel that Feng He was serious.

【Hehe, does Shiraishi want to see a magical girl? 】Fu Er's words were answered quite smoothly,【Then I will transfer to Lihai University, maybe one day I will see it in the open space not far from Feng's home. 】He said, and also attached a rather cute expression.

[This idea is good,] Yukimura's reply was not slow, [Li Hai Tennis Club welcomes capable people. 】

Feng He thought it was interesting, and followed immediately, 【If Baishi wants to come, everyone will be in Lihai University, it feels good. 】

【Hey, did you guys do it on purpose? ] Shiraishi is about to make some roommates angry, he is really nice when these few roommates are friendly, but occasionally he is really dark when he gets dark.Although Feng looks cold and invisible, as the minister of Sitianbao Temple, Baishi, who has seen all kinds of people, just feels that Feng is sometimes a bad taste.Well, intuition!

【We sincerely invite you,】Fuer smiled back to the message,【It's really sad that Xijiang didn't come. 】

[No, no, no, I think Sitianbao Temple is very good. 】I don’t know why, Shiraishi suddenly has a feeling of wanting to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead. saw him. 】

[No wonder I didn't see him in the Tennis Club of Lihai University High School,] Feng He suddenly realized, [So I went back to Sitianbao Temple. 】

[Yes, so there is nothing wrong with Sitianbao Temple. ] Shiraishi is quite proud of his school, 【Hmm—Ecstasy! 】

[There is nothing wrong with Sitianbao Temple, but since Shiraishi refuses, it will be impossible to see the magical girl. 】Yukimura said it as if he still heard regret, but he couldn't see it through the screen.

[It’s not too pity,] Shiraishi, who has been struggling to survive in 201 for a long time, reacted instinctively, only to find out that this sentence was wrong, [Wait, I didn’t say I want to see a magical girl, I saw a magical girl Isn't it the wind? 】How did he want to see a magical girl?

【Ah, I saw it. 】Fenghe followed Baishi and said that he indeed saw it, so he came to the group to share it.

[Hahahaha,] Shiraishi also laughed when he saw Feng He's words on the screen, [Xingmura, Fuji, look at Feng's seriousness. 】Didn't this joke be told just now?

[Because I saw the wind today. ] Yukimura never felt that Fuhe was joking from the very beginning, after all, Fenghe is someone who has some magical cards.Of course, there is also the strange ability to see monsters.

[Yes,] Bu Er also sighed, he also knew Feng He's special ability, 【I just don't know what kind of strong magical girl Feng said. ] He couldn't imagine it.

[Different from imagination. 】Fenghe can only answer like this, otherwise what should he do, how else can he answer.

Are magical girls actually muscular teenagers in pink miniskirts?

Is it actually hand-to-hand combat to say that magical girls defeat monsters?

Are you saying that monsters are actually muscular monsters with hearts on their chests?

No matter how the listener feels, Feng He feels that he is a little speechless, really... It is too challenging the limit of human imagination.

Or, let's talk about it when they see it themselves one day. If they can't see it, it's a happy thing.

Sometimes ignorance is really a blessing.

Really, he was thinking about the three views of his friends, not waiting for their three views to be broken.

He is certified by the system, he is a good boy with an indifferent appearance and a gentle heart. How could he have such a strange taste?