Tomie's Son Dazai[Comprehensive]

The so-called hot pot is the epitome of life.

In short, that too was a war.

Inside the Armed Detective Agency, which had a closed business sign outside the door, several people sat around the hot pot with serious faces.

The hot soup in the pot was boiling, and a mouth-watering aroma kept coming out. The hot soup and the delicious food showed an attractive appearance, as if tempting people to eat.

Kunikida Doppo stirred for a while, and said seriously: "It's not fully cooked yet, please wait for a while."

A strange silence fell into the surroundings, and everyone tensed up, staring at the hot pot covetously.

After a while.

"Kunikida-kun, is the crab meat still not ready?" Osamu Dazai stretched out his chopsticks with a serious face, looking eagerly at the meat in the hot pot.

"Not yet, put the chopsticks back." Kunikida Doppo took the chopsticks and forked Dazai Osamu's restless chopsticks back.

"Really? Let me try it for everyone." Dazai Osamu said so, and wanted to stretch out his chopsticks again, but Kunikida Doppo forked it back again.

The pair of partners in the Armed Detective Agency looked at each other, and this glance was full of lightning and thunder. The two fought fiercely with their eyes, as if their souls came out and fought fiercely.

At this moment, a pair of chopsticks reached out to the hot pot.

Kunikida Doppo and Dazai Osamu looked over with vigilance.

Then I saw Yosano Akiko putting the beef into the bowl with a smile, and said, "I think the beef is already ready, so I put it in first, what's wrong? Is there something wrong with me?"

Kunikida Dobubu: "..."

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The two continued to fight fiercely with their eyes as if nothing had happened.

After all, this is the doctor of the Armed Detective Agency, Akiko Yosano.They say it's okay to mess with anyone, but don't mess with the nanny in the team.What's more, Yosano Akiko's special ability "Please don't die" is a special ability that can only be used if the opponent is half dead.

Thinking of Yosano Akiko holding a chainsaw at the patient with a villainous smile on their faces, both of them fell silent.

Kunikida Doppo glanced at Osamu Dazai, and saw an expression similar to his own on the other's face.

In other words, how could he be influenced by Osamu Dazai and become so childish.

Kunikida Doppo coughed dryly, looked at the contents of the hot pot, and said, "It looks like everything is alright, hurry up, ugh!"

Before Kunikida Doppo could finish speaking, the surrounding people picked up the food at a speed too fast to be seen.

——This is life and war.

Kunikida Doppo thought silently.

Should he be glad he didn't get caught out?

Kunikida Doppo glanced around.

"Mr. Ranpo, please don't eat hot pot while eating snacks!" Kunikida Doppo said seriously.

"Alas~" Edogawa pursed his lips in disorder, but at least he put away the snacks for the time being.

Kunikida Doppo glanced at the others again.

The Tanizaki brothers and sisters didn't know what kind of strange game they were playing. Naomi almost leaned on Tanizaki Junichiro's body. She shyly refused to look at her brother, stretched out her chopsticks and poked there desperately, and said sweetly: "Brother My lord~ quickly eat the heart that Naomi fed you~"

Junichiro Tanizaki, who was poked in the cheek crazily, twisted his face, said in pain and joy: "Wait! Naomi! Hot! So hot! And it's not a mouth!"

...or act like you haven't seen anything.

Kunikida Doppo looked away again.

Although Miyazawa Kenji looks small, he is surprisingly good at eating.With a hearty smile on his face, he kept stuffing things into his mouth.

Seeing him eating contentedly, Kunikida Doppo thought so.

Then he looked at the others again.

"Dazai, what are you doing?" Kunikida Doppo watched as Dazai took out a medicine bottle that looked very strange and emitted purple smoke.The other party was just about to pour it into the bowl.

"Isn't this obvious?" Osamu Dazai smiled brightly while talking, "Of course he committed suicide by trying poison!"

"This is a folk remedy I got from others. It took me a long time to make it. I heard that after eating it, you will enter the world of death without pain. It is a wonderful way to die~" Osamu Dazai let out a dark voice The weird laughter of "hehehehe" is like the queen's stepmother who turned into a witch in Snow White.

Who is going to pour the water out of Osamu Dazai's mind? !

"Apologize to me and the precious food!!" Kunikida Doppo patted Osamu Dazai on the head, snatched the medicine bottle from his hand, and said, "And this kind of medicine, which looks very weird at first glance, is impossible to let Let people die without pain."

Instead, Kunikida Doppo suspects that Osamu Dazai will start messing around with his brain unconscious like he ate poisonous mushrooms last time.

Although when the mind is awake, Osamu Dazai is just making trouble as usual.

"Ah~~" Osamu Dazai lazily said, "Is that so?"

"nonsense!"

Dazai spread his hands helplessly.Suddenly, he remembered something, looked around and said, "Where's the president?"

"It seems that I'm still dealing with some things in the office." Kunikida Doppo said, "When I just passed by, he told us to leave him alone."

Kunikida Doppo, who pushed his glasses, looked concerned.

Osamu Dazai blinked, smiled and patted Kunikida Doppo on the shoulder, and said, "I'll call him."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Kunikida Doppo to respond, Osamu Dazai put down his chopsticks and bowl, walked to the president's office, knocked on the door, and shouted, "President? I'll come in."

"Please come in." Fukuzawa Yukichi's dignified voice came from inside.

Osamu Dazai opened the door and put his head in first.

The silver-haired man was at his desk and didn't know what he was doing.Noticing Osamu Dazai's arrival, he raised his head and asked calmly, "What's wrong?"

Osamu Dazai stretched himself in, then closed the door, walked over, and asked, "Shall we have hot pot together?"

"No, I still have something to do, you just go and eat." Fukuzawa Yukichi said a little coldly.

Osamu Dazai pondered for a while, and said, "Could it be that you are looking for things like 'How to please cats', 'Where do you buy dried fish that cats like best', 'How to become a cat-sucking physique'?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi choked on Dazai Osamu's words and coughed violently.

Why did Osamu Dazai know what he searched last night? !

Seeing Fukuzawa Yukichi's rare embarrassment, Osamu Dazai smiled wickedly and said, "I was just kidding."

Fukuzawa Yukichi looked at him speechlessly.

Osamu Dazai spread his hands helplessly, showing a gentle expression, and said, "President, are you worried about something?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi was silent for a while, then lowered his eyes and said, "Recently, I always have a bad feeling. No matter what, I want to be fully prepared."

For some reason, he has always felt that something big is about to happen recently, which made Fukuzawa Yukichi a little anxious.

"That's why you specially asked Kenji-kun to come here?" Osamu Dazai blinked and said.

Looking at the black-haired man in a beige coat with his hands in his pockets and without any haze on his face, Fukuzawa Yukichi was in a daze and couldn't help but think of him before.But Fukuzawa Yukichi quickly came back to his senses and said: "Yes, the detective agency is still relatively short of manpower. I hope to add some new members as much as possible."

"Speaking of which, when I was in the dream world last time, I met a pretty good boy. His name is Atsushi Nakajima." Dazai Osamu recalled the white-haired boy he met in the dream world, and said with the corners of his mouth curled up.

When I saw Atsushi Nakajima, for some reason, I always felt like I met Ryunosuke Akutagawa back then.

Of course, the personalities and appearances of the two people can be said to be very different, but the "confusion" is the same.

Fukuzawa Yukichi said with some doubts: "It can make you feel quite good. It seems that he is indeed a very talented boy. Then where is he now?"

"At present, he is probably still in the orphanage, but I believe he will come here soon." Osamu Dazai showed a smiling expression.

Although it has changed a lot compared to before, many places have not changed.

Seeing Dazai Osamu's smile, Fukuzawa Yukichi thought this way, and then said: "Well, if that boy named Atsushi Nakajima comes over later, you can test him."

"Okay, that's it." Osamu Dazai smiled and made an "OK" gesture, and said, "I will test Atsu-kun well."

Fukuzawa Yukichi blessed the boy in his heart.

"After finishing the business, let's talk about the matter just now, come over and have hot pot together, President." Osamu Dazai said.

Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't speak, but it was obvious that he wasn't going to go there.

Osamu Dazai noticed this and said, "It's okay to have a hot pot meal first, right? It will only take a while."

He looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi with questioning eyes, and deliberately called out, "Mr. Fukuzawa?"

Fukuzawa Yukichi fell silent again after this title he hadn’t heard for a long time. He and Osamu Dazai looked at each other for a while, but finally he was defeated. He sighed helplessly, pulled out his chair and stood up, saying: “It’s also true. ,you're right."

Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, turned around and walked over, opened the door, and said, "Also, you can ask me to come with you next time you go to tease the cat."

Fukuzawa Yukichi: "..." Should we just skip this topic?

But this suggestion seems to work.Fukuzawa Yukichi can't forget Osamu Dazai's physique that attracts stray cats.

Let's take Osamu Dazai with you when you go to feed the cat next time.

The two walked out of the president's office together, and came to the hot pot place specially vacated by the members of the Armed Detective Agency.

However, when the two walked over together, what they saw was——!

Lying on the table, Kenji Miyazawa with his eyes closed and members of the armed detective agency with serious faces.

Osamu Dazai made an unbelievable expression, took a few steps back, and shouted: "What?! Could it be that Kenji-kun was murdered by someone when I went to find the president?! Who is the murderer! "

"It's a classic detective drama plot." Edogawa Ranpo touched his chin solemnly and said.

"It's a ghost." Kunikida Doppo patted Dazai Osamu on the head and said, "It's just that Kenji fell asleep after eating!"

Miyazawa Kenji fell asleep immediately after eating, and he could even hear him talking in his sleep, which seemed to be a happy life in the country.

Kunikida Doppo thought silently.

It turns out that Miyazawa Kenji's supernatural ability can only be used when he is hungry, and he will fall asleep again when his stomach is full.

After sighing that the Armed Detective Agency has joined another incredible person, Kunikida Doppo looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi, and respectfully called out: "President."

"Yeah." Fukuzawa Yukichi nodded, sat down in an empty seat, and took the bowl handed over by Kunikida Doppo, which was already full of food and soup that Kunikida Doppo had just made .

Dazai Osamu just sat down when he started to fight with Kunikida Doppo again.

Looking at the members of the armed detective agency sitting in a circle, Fukuzawa Yukichi suddenly remembered that when he was still the lone swordsman Silver Wolf, he probably never imagined at that time that he would establish such a detective agency later. Will be trusted and revered by so many people.

Thinking so, he took a bite of the beef with a smile.

"It's hot!"

"Ah, no, I accidentally confused the bowl for Dazai with the one for the president!"

"Kunikida-kun is too much~~"