Whistle Xiangzhi is Born Wrong [Interstellar]

"...The exposure time is one and a half minutes... no... maybe longer..."

"...Severe decompression sickness...and severe radiation injury...God, thanks to his physical fitness, otherwise..."

In a daze, Oswald felt people coming and going around him, and the pungent smell lingered in his nose. His consciousness drifted away, and he went round and round, disappointed to find that there was no one on the scene who he was looking for. He felt that there was a piece missing in his heart, and something was suddenly far away from him, so far away that he was a little flustered, and he felt a sense of powerlessness that could not touch the ground.

"Xi..." He uttered a syllable vaguely, someone heard him, and walked over quickly with joy.

The other party turned on the light on the medical cabin and probed to observe his condition. Under the pale light, Oswald's eyelashes trembled slightly, and he vaguely saw a figure shaking in front of him.

"Where's Caesar?" He heard himself ask in a hoarse voice.

The person in front of him answered something, repeatedly telling him not to worry, but the more the other person wanted to comfort him, the tighter the strings in his heart became, the medical cabin began to sound an alarm, and lines of red warnings appeared on the suspended light curtain words.

A medical staff staring at the data shook his head helplessly: "He must have felt something."

"Don't talk nonsense!" The attending doctor quickly brought up the medicine bar, his palms covered with cold sweat, "Before the physical damage is completely repaired, first reduce his mental activity, and don't let him wake up so quickly."

The sedative injection pierced the skin, and soon, the restless Oswald calmed down, his brows were frowned, and he fell into an uneasy sleep under the effect of the medicine.

*****

Caesar, who had become a missing person, passed through many lights and shadows, and felt that he was sprayed out with a "poof" and fell on a soft but invisible mass.

An abundant, pure power surged over, enveloping his exhausted spirit, and those broken and ripped threads recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye in the white light, not only that, but also showed a strong tendency.

Caesar was awakened by an ethereal voice.

The moment his eyes focused, he first saw a few weird-shaped things flying by, including a pig with wings, a spaceship with a pair of hairy legs, and a...human with a head on his buttocks?

Caesar was fully awake with a jerk, he blinked vigorously, those strange things swayed past, and suddenly disappeared out of thin air.

……What the hell?

Caesar, whose memory was still stuck in the space-time hole, looked at a blank face. He was in a daze for a while before noticing the abnormalities around him. He found that his feet did not touch the ground, and he was suspended in an unknown space. No matter how far you look, you can't see the depth here.

If there is anything here that he is familiar with, it is only the radiant energy that is about to disperse.

Could it be that this is the birthplace of the energy radiated from the core of the nebula?

Caesar tried to find clues to support his conjecture, but the sentinel's five senses seemed to have failed here. He couldn't perceive anything, but there was always a feeling in his heart that there was something here.

He looked around suspiciously, and when he turned around, he didn't know what his hand touched, and turned his head vigilantly—then caught off guard and met a pair of awkwardly shaped dead fish eyes.

Those things that he thought were just misjudged eyes appeared behind him at some point, and his hand was falling on the... head of the person with the head on the buttocks.

Startled, he quickly withdrew his hand, but unexpectedly, the dead fish eyes on the head turned around, the overly red mouth split open, and he screamed miserably: "—Pervert! Why did you touch me? butt!"

Caesar: "..." No, big brother, so is your butt really?Where is your □?

One person and one "butt" looked at each other in horror, Caesar patted his face casually, the pain convinced him that he was not dreaming, he was in doubt, a voice suddenly came from outside the sky, in the gray space There was a gust of wind.

Caesar's heart twitched slightly, feeling the voice penetrate into his brain.

"Hahahaha, I'm sorry, my child's [-]D homework was not placed properly, did it scare you?"

As the sound sounded, Caesar realized that the strange things floating beside him had disappeared.He couldn't figure out the identity of the speaker for a while, even though the voice seemed harmless, he didn't dare to answer rashly.

The ethereal voice didn't care about his silence, and laughed cheerfully.

"I haven't met a living three-dimensional person for a long time, but it's just a coincidence that my bear kid just came to hand in the three-dimensional homework. It just so happens that you are a three-dimensional person, and you should be familiar with three-dimensional things. Can you give it to him? Do you have any comments on the homework?"

Caesar was at a loss when he heard it, and felt that he understood every word in the words, but there was a feeling that something was not quite right when they were put together.

He hesitated for a moment, but couldn't help but said: "Who are you? What is this place?"

"Oh look! I almost didn't remember that you just came here and didn't know what's going on here."

The ethereal voice seemed quite friendly, he didn't care about Caesar's guard, and began to enthusiastically explain the situation to him.

Caesar was dubious at first, but after listening to it for a long time, he found that the comrade's explanation was quite careless, and every few words he said began to involve the issue of children's education, and Caesar had to interrupt him.

"Wait, that means... this is a high-dimensional world?"

He opened his eyes in disbelief, and the other party thought for a while and corrected his statement:

"To be precise, this is the five-dimensional space. I am a four-dimensional creature living in the five-dimensional space. According to the understanding of your three-dimensional people, I am actually the "world" you live in. You can call me B03001. This is my number."

"World" was very happy, and talked with Caesar for a long time. Caesar's comprehension is not a problem. The difficulty is that when he meets someone who is talkative and fragmentary, he bites the bullet and picks out the key points and puts them together. Finally pieced it together.

According to our understanding, human beings are three-dimensional creatures, and the world we live in is a four-dimensional space-time in which time is added to the three-dimensional basis. In the past long years, many people have thought about the problem of dimensions. They imagined that they should There is a four-dimensional life, but what they don't know is that the universe that people live in that roams the long timeline is actually an independent four-dimensional life.

According to B03001, Caesar came here because his son was naughty and poked a hole in him.

"Oh, this is actually similar to poking a hole in the paper. Those of you with low-dimensional creatures living on the paper, if you poke a hole, they will fall out, but you can't see them."

"..." Caesar felt that this statement was quite supernatural, "...so that hole is a space-time hole?" He actually came out of a wound made by a brat!

"That's right, the wound is about to heal. I don't know what happened, but you suddenly jumped out. At first we couldn't see you because you were too small. Fortunately, your mental strength is strong enough to be captured by me. "

Caesar's expression was quite exciting, and he suddenly remembered something, and said, "...can I ask, what are these energies around?" If the space-time hole is actually a wound on B03001's body, then the so-called spiritual radiation energy should come from this five Dimensional World is right.

As a result, B03001 laughed: "Sorry, it was our brat who farted accidentally just now."

Caesar: "..."

This shocking answer made Caesar speechless, and he stood there for a while, with only one thought in his mind—it's over, it's the fart of an ignorant four-dimensional kid who is fighting for life and death in the Alliance Empire.

What a fart to destroy all mankind.

Caesar listened with a subtle expression, and finally understood the ins and outs of the situation. After thinking for a while, he asked the key question: "If I want to go back to my world, how do I go back?"

B03001 was a little surprised when he heard the words: "Why do you want to go back? When the three-dimensional life comes here, it means that you have transcended the limitations and can get eternal life. You can actually live here."

Caesar laughed, he relaxed completely, reached out to touch his heart, only felt that there seemed to be a small flame beating there.

Perhaps because of the dimensional barrier, the flame was quite weak, but he still felt it. It was the weak connection between him and Oswald, and the only connection he had with his homeland and the origin of his life. .

"Someone is waiting for me over there." He said.

"Oh." B03001 was a little regretful and embarrassed, "I can go back, but my wounds have healed. You know, our four-dimensional beings are different from your three-dimensional beings. If we have more time in this dimension, after the wounds heal, we will be in the same place. Poke a hole in the position, you may not return to the same time, if you must try, you can look for me, you can poke a hole where you think it is suitable."

As the other party's words fell, a gust of wind blew over, gently lifted Caesar, rolled him up and floated all the way, landing on something.

Caesar lowered his head and took a closer look, and found that he was on the spaceship with hairy legs that he had seen before. He noticed that this thing had more than two hairy legs, and two fluffy arms on top, one of which was Holding him in the hand and throwing it into the cabin, B03001's voice rang out: "You are too small, it may be slow to find it, let this spaceship help you, by the way, this thing is made by my child out of imagination." Because of the limitations of dimensions, our exploration of three-dimensional things is still in its infancy, and it may not look like it.”

... Not only does it not look like it, it is quite anti-human.

Caesar patted the hair on his body helplessly, feeling that this kind of interdimensional misunderstanding was quite fatal.

He drove the spaceship around the position guided by B03001 for a while. The limitations of three-dimensional creatures prevented him from seeing the whole picture of B03001. All he could see was a glow in front of his eyes, and he didn't know which area of ​​B03001's body it was.

He stopped near the wound indicated by the other party, left the spaceship and floated over by himself. It was indeed completely healed as the other party said, and the space-time hole when he came was gone, but he was not discouraged. With mental strength, along the flowing light, it spread out bit by bit, sensing inch by inch, trying to find the throbbing that tugged at his heartstrings.

In the low-dimensional time and space, the major, who had been sleeping for a long time, slowly opened his eyes. He subconsciously pressed his beating heart, and there was only one thought in his mind—he was looking for me.

The author has something to say:

The four-dimensional creatures in the five-dimensional world are all nonsense, don’t believe it hahaha

The next thing is to try to go home