I picked up a ghost and took it home

The doors and windows of the room are closed, and the light is dim. On the table next to the wall, there is a tablet of Ruan porcelain. In front of the tablet, incense is lit and yellow paper is burned. The ashes of the paper are whistling in the dark green flame.

The curtains on the bed were tightly closed, and a thick cloud of black air could be vaguely seen circling inside.

Even Ye Fan, who didn't know much about this situation, knew that the situation was wrong. He casually placed the tray beside the row of empty instant noodle bowls at the corner of the table, grabbed Pang Guang and walked out!Pang Guang refused to go out, but his body was weak recently, and his strength couldn't hold back Ye Fan, so he was dragged out of the room involuntarily.Ye Fan knocked on the door, and asked in a deep voice, "Captain Pang, what are you doing!"

After leaving the room, the black air on Pang Guang's face faded a little, he said bravely, "Xiao Ci is a little weak recently, I will burn some incense paper for her to replenish her Qi."

"This kind of thing, there are professionals like Daoist Yuan, what are you doing!" Even Ye Fan was angry.

"Only this matter, I don't want to bother him." Pang Guang whispered.

"..." Ye Fan stopped talking, and pulled Pang Guang down the stairs with a strong attitude.Pang Guang refused to go downstairs, clinging to the handrail of the stairs.Ye Fan frowned, picked up Pang Guang from behind, and dragged him downstairs.The shop owner stretched his neck to watch the movement upstairs, and seeing Ye Fan easily hugged a big man down, he opened his mouth wide in surprise.

Ye Fan smiled coyly, "I'm sorry, this man is losing his mind again, I'll teach him a lesson."

Originally Moriben was staring at the stairs, when he saw Pang Guang thrown in front of him by Ye Fan, he exploded, "Fuck, what are you doing, you fucking want to die!" Guang's pocket, and asked anxiously, "Where is the talisman paper I gave you! Where is the talisman paper!"

"Throw it, throw it away." Pang Guang whispered guiltily.

"Damn it, why don't you just jump into the river outside to feed the water ghosts!" Yuan Sen said, pulling his bare arms, and came out of the store under the sun without any explanation, and punched him hard with his empty fists. Pang Guang back.Both shopkeepers and passers-by looked at them in amazement.

Ye Fan looked at the layers of black air coming out of Pang Guang's body, and frowned silently.

Yuan Sen thumped twice and was already sweating profusely. He said to Ye Fan, "Brother Ye, watch him for me, don't let him run around, I'll go upstairs to get something."

Pang Guang wanted to follow, but Ye Fan pushed him to sit on the stone bench, and he yelled, "Don't hurt Xiaoci!"

Yuan Sen paused, with a sullen face, and ran upstairs quickly.Soon he ran out again, with a bowl of water in his hand, opened Pang Guang's mouth with a sullen face, and drank it forcefully.

"Pfft, bah bah, it's so bitter!" Pang Guang choked and finished drinking, wiped the corners of his mouth, and asked with a wrinkled face, "What is this?"

Yuan Sen didn't speak, and patted Pang Guang's back with the mahogany sword in his hand. Pang Guang was trembling with pain all over his body. After a while, he opened his mouth with a "wow" and bent over to spit out a pool of black liquid.

The liquid seemed to be still alive, and was about to flee, Yuan Sen held a piece of talisman paper with his fingertips, and grabbed a pinch of it, the talisman paper was ignited, and the ashes of the paper fell on the black liquid, making a "sizzling" sound, and the ground Instantly restores cleanliness.

"..." Pang Guang clutched his dry throat, stunned, and asked in disbelief, "What is this?"

Yuan Sen didn't want to talk to Pang Guang at all.He glanced at Pang Guang's face, although it was pale, but the blackness had almost subsided, he took out another talisman, patted it on Pang Guang's forehead, and said to Ye Fan, "Brother Ye, let me go upstairs to have a look." Ruan Ci, watch him and don't let him run around. The water ghost is still there."

Ye Fan looked at Yuan Senbai's miserable face, frowned and asked, "Are you okay? I'll go."

"Can you do it? Can you tell which is the water ghost and which is Ruan Ci? If the two go out together, aren't you afraid that Pang Guang will kill you?" Yuan Sen panted and wiped his sweat, feeling annoyed ran into the store.Seeing these things, the shop owner had already slumped in front of the shop with weak legs and legs, and looked at Ye Fan with his hands on the door wall, and asked tremblingly, "Da, Daxian, what are you doing?"

"Shop owner, don't worry, we'll clean it up before we leave." Ye Fan said, glanced at the Eight Immortals table in the store, and found that Li Xuan was gone, his face changed, and asked Mao Shisan, who was playing with water, , "Where's Li Xuan?"

Mao Shisan turned around and said with a smile, "My lord, old ghost, went up to see Miss Ruan Ci."

"...!" Ye Fan was worried for a while, and he brought Mao Shisan back from the water, "Look at Captain Pang, don't let him run around, don't let him take off the talisman paper, I'll go up and have a look."

"Okay meow!" Mao Shisan sat cross-legged on the stone bench, reached out to reach the fresh willow branches by the water, a long black tail had grown behind him, and tied Pang Guang tightly.Pang Guang lowered his head and suddenly asked, "Xiao Shisan, do you think I am a fool?"

Mao Shisan bit the willow branch he picked in his mouth, and nodded with a smile, "Yes, meow."

Ye Fan rushed upstairs, and heard a "pop" in 203, followed by the sound of water, as if a water polo was crushed!His heart tightened, he turned a corner and ran into the house, and saw that the windows in the house were wide open, water dripped from nowhere, the tablet on the table fell down, the cigarette was extinguished, and the burning paper was also extinguished , There are still some faint green water plants hanging on the ground.Yuan Sen sat paralyzed at the place where he had just entered the door, while Ruan Ci was soaked all over, and passed out in the shadow beside the bed.Li Xuan stood in the middle of the room and shook his hands.

Ye Fan ran over worriedly, and grabbed Li Xuan's hand. Li Xuan's right hand was wet, and some water plants were still entangled. Ye Fan asked anxiously, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay, I'm going to wash my hands." Li Xuan pulled out his hand and went to the bathroom.

Ye Fan walked over to help Yuan Sen up, and asked nervously, "What's going on?"

Yuan Sen wiped off his profuse sweat and said in shock, "Li Xuan crushed... the water ghost."

"Is Li Xuan injured?" Ye Fan asked in fear.

"Probably not, even if he gave you half of his mana, he is not an ordinary ghost." Yuan Sen said, and sat down on the chair next to him precariously.Ye Fan walked to the bathroom, Li Xuan was washing his hands, he turned off the water, looked at Ye Fan in the mirror, smiled slightly, "I'm not hurt."

Ye Fan didn't speak, took Li Xuan's hand and looked left and right, then pushed up his sleeves, and he was really relieved when he saw that there were no injuries.

"I'll go see Ruan Ci," Li Xuan said.Ye Fan said, "I'll go."

Li Xuan shook his head, "Go out with Daoist Yuan, she is very weak now, you are too yang."

"But you—" Ye Fan was worried.

"I'm still a ghost."

Ye Fan still wanted to talk, but Yuan Sen had already stood up, walked up to the fallen tablet with his mahogany sword in his hand, read a paragraph plausibly, and then slashed down through the air, the tablet made a "click" from the middle Cracked and broke in two.Only then did Yuan Sen exhale, walked over to close the window, and said to Ye Fan, "Brother Ye, let's go out."

I don't know if it was because of the exorcism of ghosts, but Pang Guang's complexion gradually recovered, and his mind became clearer. Although he still looked worried, his expression calmed down. Looking at Yuan Sen and Ye Fan who walked out of the store, they stood Get up, and asked nervously, "Master Yuan, are you not injured?"

Yuan Sen looked at Pang Guang who was surrounded by passers-by with a talisman on his forehead, and said with disgust, "Thirteen, bring him to our house, it's embarrassing."

"Okay meow!" Mao Shisan smiled and let go of his tail, leading the way.

Yuan Sen and Ye Fan followed into the house.Pang Guang finally got his freedom. He reached into his pocket to take out a cigarette. When he took it out to have a look, he found that the whole pack was soaked and still dripping.He scolded, "Fuck, what's going on!"

Although he was still very thin, Ye Fan and Yuan Sen felt relieved seeing Pang Guang finally returned to his usual appearance. Ye Fan said angrily, "You can say, Yuan Daochang said that the tablet you engraved was not Ruan Ci, how could you even get your girlfriend's date of birth wrong?"

"...I only know the Gregorian calendar birthday, but I don't know the date of birth." Pang Guang frowned and asked, "How is Xiaoci? Can I go and see her?"

"Don't go, none of us should go, Li Xuan is here." Yuan Sen walked to the window, opened the window, the morning sun shone in, and there was still a glimmer of water, the air was fresh and comfortable. Sitting down, listening to the voices of people passing by under the window, he said wearily, "Fortunately, there is Li Xuan, it is so convenient to have Li Xuan here."

Ye Fan frowned and didn't speak.

Pang Guang rubbed his shriveled stomach, and yelled, "Who can order a meal for me? I eat instant noodles every day, and I am constipated. My stomach feels really uncomfortable. I want to eat and vegetables."

"You can't call yourself, you didn't see us because you were almost exhausted!" Yuan Sen roared.

Pang Guang choked, and said awkwardly, "Well, when the shop owner saw me, it was like seeing a ghost, and he didn't like to talk to me."

"We don't like to talk to you either." Yuan Sen said bitterly.

Ye Fan looked at the black cat jumping up and down, and said, "It's almost time for lunch. Shisan, you can ask the restaurant if they serve lunch. If they do, you can go and order and let the boss prepare it and deliver it to you." in the room."

The black cat landed on the ground and turned into a human form, Mao Shisan jumped and agreed to run out.

Pang Guang asked again, "Why is Xiaoci like this, getting weaker and weaker? I can't see any light recently?"

"She is a ghost, ashes return to ashes, do you know that? Take her away from the place where she died, and run all the way here. She can last for half a month. What else do you want?!" Yuan Sen Said angrily.

Pang Guang bowed his head and remained silent for a while, then said, "But she came to marry me, she didn't know she was dead."

Yuan Sen was taken aback.Ye Fan was also taken aback, "She doesn't know... is she dead?"

"She said that she regretted it immediately when she walked out of the house, so she wanted to come back and marry me." Pang Guang said quietly, "Her memory is still stuck in that night two years ago. She doesn't know what time it is now, nor does she know What happened in the past two years."

The door opened from the outside, Li Xuan walked in, and said softly, "She probably noticed it too. She woke up just now and asked me what year it is now."

Pang Guang's eyes turned red, "I kept it from her, what did you say?"

"I'm telling you the truth, rather than hiding it from her, you'd better say goodbye." Li Xuan said seriously, "It's August 2013, 8 AD."

“…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………” Pang Guang was shocked back to the tears that were about to flow.The small mahogany sword that Yuan Sen held in his hand fell to the ground with a thud, and he stared at Li Xuan dumbfounded.Ye Fan was sweating profusely, and asked with difficulty, "You said that, what did Ruan Ci say?"

"Ruan Ci said it was impossible. I showed her my mobile phone, and the date displayed on it was also August 2013, 8."

"... Show me your phone." Yuan Sen sat up straight and stretched out his hand to Li Xuan.Li Xuan handed over the phone, Yuan Sen silently glanced at the date displayed on it, returned the phone, and asked, "Ruan Ci read your phone, what did you say?"

"She didn't say anything after reading it. She glanced at me and fell asleep." Li Xuan said, looking at Ye Fan, "What's wrong? Did I say something wrong?"

"..." Ye Fan pulled his silly boyfriend over and sat on his lap. He hesitated to speak, he didn't know how to express it. After a long time, he turned on Li Xuan's phone, pointed to the date on it, and thought about it. Say, "3 and 8, one is not closed, one is closed, closed is 8, not closed is 3, it is now March 2018, 3."

"..." Li Xuan's pale face turned red.

Ye Fan is also helpless, this guy from his family is knowledgeable about astronomy and geography, can catch ghosts and subdue demons, retreat and be coquettish, there is nothing Li Xuan can't do, except for the Arabic numerals, "3" and "8", " 6" and "9", "2" and "5", I can't tell them apart. He taught it countless times, but Li Xuan's memorization became more and more chaotic, and he became more and more confused.

"Hmm, brother Xiaoye, don't just focus on having fun, you have to do a good job in basic education." Pang Guang understood instantly, poured himself a cup of tea, and teased him like nothing happened.

Li Xuan blushed even more, and lay on Ye Fan's shoulder in embarrassment, not saying a word.Ye Fan stared at him, patted Li Xuan's back, and comforted softly, "It's okay, you can test Captain Pang's ancient poem and see if he can say it."

"What kind of ancient poems are you studying? Let's do the math." Pang Guang said.

"Are you cheap?" Yuan Sen scolded.

"..." Pang Guang stopped his voice immediately, and talked about him from left to right, "Why hasn't the meal come yet, I'm starving to death."