I picked up a ghost and took it home

At ten o'clock in the morning, Ye Fan and Pang Guang walked out of the old-fashioned community in disgrace, and stood at the gate of the community in a daze.

Ye Fan asked: "Captain Pang, aren't you a criminal police officer? Why do you need to come forward to this kind of family conflict?"

Pang Guang scratched the head of the chicken nest, and said sadly: "This old couple has been arguing for most of their lives. All the friends in the bureau have come here, and it is useless to persuade them, so Xiao Liu asked me to come. "

"But it's useless for you to come." Ye Fan complained. He really was. He was called by Pang Guang to deal with the case as soon as he got off the night shift. He didn't expect to mediate the conflict between husband and wife. The two scolded their heads and covered their faces.

"Aren't you useless?" Pang Guang objected.

"So, next time you don't call me for this kind of thing." Ye Fan was eager to leave quickly.Pang Guang grabbed it, and smiled roguely: "Brother Xiaoye, let's have a chat."

"I have nothing to talk to you about, I'm going home." Ye Fan couldn't take his eyes off, frowned and said: "I really have something to do, Li Xuan has been acting weird recently, I don't worry, I have to go home and watch him. "

"When is Li Damei not weird, don't make such a fuss." Pang Guang dragged Ye Fan to the breakfast shop on the street, "You haven't had breakfast yet, I'll treat you to drink soy milk."

So two big men sat in the crowded shop, each with a bowl of soy milk and half a box of steamed buns.Ye Fan hesitated, but still said: "Captain Pang, this half drawer of buns is not enough for me."

"...Let's just get on with it, it's time for lunch later." Pang Guang drank half a bowl of soy milk in one gulp, sighed, looked at Ye Fan, and said sadly, "Brother Xiaoye, do you think I'm worried."

Ye Fan said persistently, "I want to add a tea egg."

Pang Guang didn't know what to do, so he waved to the waiter, "...boss, here are two tea eggs."

"One is enough." Ye Fan added honestly.

"How can I have one? The other is mine." Pang Guang picked up the bun and stuffed it into his mouth, sighing again.Ye Fan added tea eggs, and stopped talking too much, and said urgently, "Captain Pang, if you have something to say, don't keep it up, I'm going to leave after eating."

Then Pang Guang said sadly, "My ex-girlfriend is back."

"Huh?" Ye Fan was a little dazed as he peeled the tea eggs.Pang Guang explained: "It was because I thought I didn't go home and ran away."

"Then what about Daoist Yuan?" Ye Fan asked.

"That's why I'm worried. If the original Daoist knew about it, he would have peeled off my skin. Fortunately, he has been busy with his papers recently and can't take care of me." Pang Guang snatched Ye Fan's peeled tea eggs and stuffed them into his mouth , pushed the unpeeled one to Ye Fan, and said, "You eat this."

"...Then do you like your ex-girlfriend?" Ye Fan started peeling the tea leaves again.

"Of course I like it. If I don't like it, I won't sleep on the broken sofa in the office every day after she runs away and don't even want to go home."

Ye Fan was silent for a while, then asked, "Then do you like your ex-girlfriend more now, or the former Daoist?"

"I don't know, so I'm confused, brother Xiaoye, help me."

"...The ex-girlfriend and the original Daoist fell into the water at the same time, you can only save one, who do you save?"

"Of course it's his ex-girlfriend." Pang Guang said without thinking.

"..." Ye Fan felt sad for Yuan Sen.

Pang Guang added: "The original Daoist has been in the swimming team since elementary school, so I don't need to save him at all, haha!"

"..." Ye Fan sighed, and asked again: "The premise is that neither the ex-girlfriend nor the original Taoist master can swim, and they both fall into the water at the same time, and you can only save one. Who will you save?"

Captain Pang said, "Ex-girlfriend."

"..." Ye Fan felt sad for Yuan Sen again.

I only heard Pang Guang say again: "The big deal is that Daoist Yuan drowned. I will die with him. If something like this happens, of course we must first save the elderly, women and children."

"...Captain Pang, you reject your ex-girlfriend and get along well with the original Daoist." Ye Fan took a bite of the egg's naked body before it was snatched away by Pang Guang.

"Why?" Pang Guang failed to grab the egg, and asked with his hand back embarrassingly.

"Life and death go hand in hand." Ye Fan said, the phone rang, and seeing that it was Li Xuan, he quickly connected, "It's me, what's wrong?"

Li Xuan's voice sounded a little uneasy: "Why haven't you come back?"

"I have something to do with Captain Pang outside, so I'll go back right away, about three to ten minutes. What do you want to eat? I'll bring it for you."

"I don't want anything, come back soon."

"Okay." Ye Fan ate the eggs in two or three bites, drank the soy milk, and stood up in a hurry: "Captain Pang, think again, I'm leaving."

Pang Guang thought of Ye Fan's words "life and death follow", and suddenly he was a little stunned.

Not long after the Spring Festival, although it has entered spring, the weather is still very cold.Ye Fan drove the car into the alley from a distance, and saw Li Xuan had combed her hair, was wearing a down jacket, and was waiting outside the door.

Seeing Ye Fan's car, Li Xuan's tense expression relaxed.

Ye Fan got out of the car with the desserts he had bought, and just as he locked the door, Li Xuan rushed forward and hugged him tightly, calling him in a low voice: "Ye Fan."

Ye Fan smiled and said, "Have you been waiting long? I'm back."

"Yes." Li Xuan agreed tremblingly.

"It's been delayed, but no matter how long it takes, I'll definitely be back." Ye Fan patted Li Xuan's back reassuringly.

"Yeah." A smile appeared on Li Xuan's pale face, but his eyes were burning hot.

But that year, after Ye Fan died, he went to the underworld in a daze, went through a series of procedures such as the judge, and when he recovered, he was already standing by the bridge of Naihe.

Seeing his confused look, Meng Xuan was a little impatient, "Wait, don't go, drink this."

Ye Fan looked at the broken bowl Meng Xuan handed over, which was worse than the one he used in the military camp, and subconsciously asked, "What is this?"

"Mengpo soup."

Ye Fan was surprised: "Mengpo soup? What kind of place is this?"

"Hell, Naihe Bridge, drink it quickly and go to reincarnation, there are so many people in line behind."

"Hell? Am I dead?" Ye Fan was even more surprised.

Meng Xuan laughed angrily: "Nonsense, it's all here, how can it still be alive? It must be completely dead."

"But why did I die?" Ye Fan couldn't believe it.

"Why did you say you died? You can't live well at such a young age." Meng Xuan urged impatiently, "Hurry up and drink."

"I can't die yet, I still..." Ye Fan couldn't say it for a while.

"Did you come back from the battlefield? Do you want to go home to see your mother and daughter-in-law?" Meng Xuan asked.

"Yes. However, he and I are not married." Ye Fan blushed, and then felt a little sad, "We can't get married. I heard that he is going to get married, but I still want to go back to see him."

"It doesn't matter whether you are married or not, anyway, there have been frequent wars in recent years, and countless people have died on the battlefield. You must be too. Drink it and go."

"But I didn't die on the battlefield." Ye Fan still looked confused, "Why did I die?"

"Oh mother, you have a refreshing face, why are you so grumpy." Meng Xuan waved to the ghost guard beside her, "Come here and hold me down."

So two hideous-looking ghost messengers suddenly rushed up to hold Ye Fan down, and Meng Xuan took the opportunity to pour Meng Po soup down.Ye Fan's memory gradually blurred, he seemed to be forgetting something, but he couldn't remember what he had forgotten for a moment, but his heart ached without warning.With red eyes, he murmured: "Ziyun".Then he was pushed forward by the ghost messenger.

Meng Xuan sat back at the table and yawned, "Next."

"Sister, am I dead?"

"It's so dead, drink it quickly and go to reincarnation."

"I killed several enemies on the battlefield, will I be able to have a good pregnancy in my next life?"

"I don't know about this. I don't care about it. Drink it quickly and leave. There are many people behind."

"Yes." The young ghost left obediently.

"next."

"Am I dead?"

"Nonsense, hurry up and drink it to reincarnate."

"But how did I die?"

"Did you come down from the battlefield?" Meng Xuan wanted to go crazy. In her long ghost life, is she going to do this kind of thing endlessly? !

"I'm not, I'm a bandit. Remember, mother! I was killed by someone during the robbery!"

……

A hint of doubt flashed in Meng Xuan's heart. There are often dead ghosts who refuse to forget the past and go to reincarnation. Confused, but I can remember the cause of death after a few words, but I can't seem to remember the one just now.

Another half an hour later, a white light flashed by the Naihe Bridge, and Xin Naiyou appeared in front of him in a hurry.It was the first time seeing Xin NaiNui's anxious expression, and Meng Xuan excitedly said, "Is this the sky falling? Great, we can finally end this boring ghost life."

Xin helplessly asked urgently: "Did you see a man named 'Ye Fan'?!"

Seeing Xin Nai's expression on the verge of crying, Meng Xuan also stopped playing and said honestly, "I don't have a name here. Tell me about his appearance, what else can you do?"

"It's a young man who should be easily recognizable. I got the wrong soul. I have the same name and surname, and the location was similar at the time." Xin Nai said incoherently.

"Hooking up the wrong soul?!" Meng Xuan was shocked, "What should I do, this—see if I can get it back, and send it back before it's buried. What does it look like?"

"It's a very tall young man, General, Chang'an Renshi, 29 years old." Xin said helplessly, stretched out his hand to wipe his eyes, looked for the row of ghosts behind, and said with a choked voice: "It's been a while since I sent you here. "

Meng Xuan knew that Xin Nai Nai had always been the most serious in her work, and she must have blamed herself very much for this kind of thing, but she never thought that Xin Nai Nai would cry, so she quickly comforted her: "Don't worry, let's look for it, I said Yan Jun should find a few more. Judge, you are too tired to manage such a large group of ghosts—”

As she spoke, she suddenly remembered the young man with a confused face just now, and asked guiltily: "Nai Nai, isn't he, he is still a handsome man, the kind that makes people's eyes shine?"

"Ah."

"...Nanai, I poured Mengpo soup and pushed her out to reincarnate." Meng Xuan murmured.

Xin Nai was in a hurry to chase after her, but Meng Xuan grabbed her, "Nai Nai, it's been half an hour, it's too late."

Xin helplessly froze by the Naihe Bridge.Meng Xuan wanted to speak, but swallowed it back.At this moment, a fairy light flashed beside the Naihe Bridge, and an old man with white beard and hair appeared in front of them. You gave me the book of life and death, and finally pulled the thread, but suddenly my lifespan is exhausted, and the thread is broken, what's going on!"

Meng Xuan said unhappily: "Master Yue Lao, we are busy here, can you come and scold people another day?"

"Is it a man named 'Ye Fan', born in Chang'an, 29 years old." Xin asked helplessly.

"Exactly." Yuelao stroked his beard, his face stretched, "What do you want me to do?"

"Can you continue the red line in the next life?" Xin helplessly asked in a low voice.

"The thread for the next few hundred years has already been tied, and he and that Li Xuan only have one life—do you mean to let me move all the threads for the next few hundred years?" Yue Lao asked with a dark face.

"No." Xin helplessly whispered.

Yue Lao pointed at Xin Helpless with trembling fingers, and finally said, "You guys have to figure it out on your own. The half of my broken thread is not an ordinary thread, so Li Xuan is not a stubble! I can't control it." !” He walked away with a flick of his sleeves.

It is said that Yuelao rushed back to the Heavenly Court angrily, and bumped into the Shangxian who was dressed in white.Shangxian was still angrily chasing a cloud of red behind him, fleeing in a bit of a panic.Yue Lao sighed: "Yunshangxian, what are you doing?"

Yun Zai stopped the fleeing pace, stopped and smiled coyly: "It snowed on Miaomiao Peak two days ago, and it was cold. I caught two Bifang birds and plucked their feathers to make a quilt. No, they are being chased. kill."

"Oh, can you stop and stop, the sky and the earth, let's not let people be quiet!"

Yun Zaiyi smiled, and grabbed Yuelao's sleeve, "Grandpa Yue, can you use your marriage palace to hide for me?"

Yuelao broke away and said angrily: "Fuck, who is your grandfather? Although I look old, I am young at heart." As he said, he flicked his sleeves and disappeared into a burst of fairy light.

Yun Zai curled his lips, "Stingy." He glanced at the red cloud that was getting tighter and tighter behind him, shuddered, turned into a white light, and fled quickly.

However, for Xin Helpless, Yuelao's scolding and the punishment of the underworld are not the most difficult.The most difficult thing was that half a year later, a ghost named Li Xuan came to the underworld.From then on, Xin helplessly began her thousand years of conscience condemnation.

Li Xuan, a new ghost dressed in white, looked at her coldly: "You are the judge? I would like to ask, what is the reason for a man in his prime to die without a problem?"

Xin helplessly asked, "Are you... Li Xuan?"

A few years later, Xin Helpless personally sent Li Xuan across the Naihe Bridge to reincarnate in the mortal world.Meng Xuan said from the side: "Nai Nai, I don't mind if he doesn't drink Mengpo soup. However, without Yuelao's red line, even if he met Ye Fan, the two of them would be impossible. Didn't you tell him?" ?”

"I told you and persuaded him, but he didn't listen, he must go see Ye Fan." Xin helplessly lowered his eyes sadly.

Meng Xuan sighed: "Ask what love is in the world. Is Yuelao's red line really so powerful?"

Xin said helplessly, "I don't know either."

"It's not that I'm not wrong about this matter. If I talk to Ye Fanduo properly, maybe things won't turn out like this. Thinking of his painful appearance when he was poured Mengpo soup, I also feel very sad. "As Meng Xuan said, she really felt guilty.