I picked up a ghost and took it home

Daming Palace.

Ye Fan, dressed in crimson court attire and holding an imperial decree, walked out of the Zichen Hall.

The breeze on the Taiye Pond blew slowly, but it didn't blow away the foggy water on his head.

Ye Fan held the decree and stood outside the hall, unable to hold back the doubts in his heart, he asked the servant sent out by his side, "Duke Yuan, what does your majesty mean by this decree?"

The aged servant said respectfully, "General, the imperial decree is clearly written, why don't you understand?"

Ye Fan lowered his voice and said, "Your Majesty's will is to let me 'tune, teach' His Royal Highness Lü Wang, teach him to be educated, reasonable, gentle, and if necessary, use punishment——"

The servant smiled slightly, "General, don't you understand everything?"

"No, no, no!" Ye Fan repeatedly denied, "I'm just a warrior, a rough man, how can I teach His Royal Highness the etiquette of Lu Wang? This job should be left to the Tai Tuo."

The servant did not answer but asked instead, "General, when did you return to Chang'an?"

"I just came back from Longxi the day before yesterday, including today, a total of three days." Ye Fan didn't know why.

The servant asked again, "General, how long will you be staying in Beijing this time to report on your duties?"

"I have specially invited the imperial decree to stay for half a year." Ye Fan said honestly.

The servant sighed, and said sympathetically, "So, General, the important task of teaching His Royal Highness King Lu can only be entrusted to you. As for the sacredness of His Highness King Lu, you can go and find out first." The servant said. , bowed to Ye Fan and returned to Zichen Hall.

Ye Fan's heart skipped a beat, the matter is so weird, could it be that "His Royal Highness Lu Wang" is a hot potato?

In fact, that "His Royal Highness Law King" is not only a hot potato, but also a big hot potato inlaid with gold and jade.His name was so widely circulated among the aristocratic circles in Chang'an City that as soon as Ye Fan uttered the word "Lü", various anecdotes and anecdotes would spread wildly to his ears:

"Your Highness, I heard that he was in poor health when he was young, spoiled by the queen mother, ignorant, and quite arrogant;"

"Your Highness, I heard that the court meeting was skipped, and a group of maids were brought to put paper kites by the Taiye Pool, and then the paper kites fell and smashed the head of Mr. Zuo Xiang;"

"Your Highness, I heard that I won the first chess doctor in the court by playing chess, and laughed at the chess doctor's poor chess skills. As a result, the chess doctor was so ashamed that he resigned and returned to his hometown in a fit of anger;"

"Your Highness, I heard...hehehehe...pretending as a maid in the palace, and seduced Lord Tai Tuo, but as a result, Lord Tai Tuo took off all his clothes and found that it was His Highness Lu Wang, and immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood ...After His Majesty learned about it, he was so angry that he almost fell down;"

"Your Highness, no one can control the entire Chang'an City. I heard that His Majesty wants to push him out."

"How to push it out? Even Master Tai Tuo has failed, is there anyone willing to take over?"

"I heard that he is a general who has been leading troops for many years. Although he has made great military achievements, he has not been in Chang'an in recent years. He doesn't know much about this 'His Royal Highness Lu', so he is still willing to take over."

"...Tsk tsk tsk, there really are such idiots, now there is a good show."

——Ye Fan, who was dressed in casual clothes and was in Chang'an No. [-] teahouse to inquire about the news, was called a "stupid" by others, his hand holding the teacup trembled, and cold sweat broke out instantly.

Thinking of His Majesty the Emperor, who actually walked up to him after issuing the imperial decree, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a delicate expression and tactful words: "Ye Aiqing, my emperor's younger brother, although smart, is quite stubborn. , you have been in Beijing for half a year, and I have entrusted him to you. You must teach him well for me. If necessary, you can punish him. Besides, the emperor is a little weak, and the punishment should not be too severe. You can scare him. Just let him change his bad temper. After the matter is done, I will reward you heavily."

When something goes wrong, there must be a demon.Ye Fan was astonished at the time, why would he be entrusted with the job of teaching the prince?Why did His Majesty ask for an edict to stay in Beijing, and His Majesty agreed to play it without even thinking about it; why did His Majesty step down from the dragon chair, smile kindly at him, and make such a long-term entrustment...

Ye Fan staggered out of the teahouse.Under the sunlight, Chang'an City was dignified and majestic, shining brightly, but the light was too bright, which made him slightly dizzy.After five years of not returning, the war finally ceased, and he got some leisure, so he asked to stay in Beijing to serve his mother, but he didn't want to be put on such a tricky job.

Despite his reluctance, Ye Fan entered the palace in an orderly manner early the next morning, and came outside the palace of His Royal Highness Lu Wang with the imperial decree in his hand.The servant sent a message: "General, Your Highness hasn't gotten up yet, please wait a moment."

So, Ye Fan held the sacred decree outside the main hall and waited for two hours.

Seeing the red sun rising to the top of the head, the hot summer cicadas resounded through the gorgeous courtyard.

From the depths of the cool hall, a lazy and clear voice finally came, "General? Isn't he just a vulgar man who can only wield knives and guns?"

Ye Fan exhaled, finally came!A little apprehensive, but also a little curious, he lowered his eyes slightly and listened carefully to the movements in the hall.I saw a young man with loose long hair and wearing a golden satin nightgown, barefoot, walking slowly in front of his eyes.

The white and tender feet rested on the clean and cold ground in the hall—Ye Fan's mind flashed, and he thought of the green in the palace this summer, and white flowers bloomed in the rich green.

A servant hurried over, knelt down on the ground, and said frightenedly, "Your Highness, shoes! You don't wear shoes, what should you do if you catch a cold?"

The young man slowly put his feet into the shoes held by the servant, raised his eyebrows and looked at Ye Fan who was waiting respectfully outside the hall, and asked displeasedly, "Little Shitou, what did you just say?"

"This is the former Youjinwuwei General. He was promoted to Youshence General yesterday. He is still Your Highness... your new teacher. This is here to pick you up from the palace." The person named "Little Stone" The servant quietly raised his head to look at Ye Fan, seeing that Ye Fan who had been waiting for two hours was not angry, he breathed a sigh of relief.

Ye Fan held up the imperial decree and said respectfully, "His Royal Highness Lv Wang, I have ordered you to leave the palace—" Tiao and Jiao could not be said, so he changed his mouth and said, "Please accept the decree."

"Going out of the palace?" The young man didn't wait for Ye Fan to read the imperial decree, took the incomparably noble "decree", opened it and read it again, raised his eyebrows again, "Does the emperor want me to go out of the palace and go to the military camp?" ?”

As he said, he casually threw the imperial decree on the ground, which scared Ye Fan and Xiao Shitou to rush to pick it up, but Ye Fan was quick enough to hold it just before the imperial decree landed. When he raised his head, he silently looked at "Lü "His Royal Highness" glance--

He is a young man with picturesque features. Although he was born too beautiful and polished, he is only a half-grown child.Compared with those appalling rumors in Chang'an City, this noble young man in front of him made Ye Fan feel more at ease.

"I don't go to the military camp. I can't bear the suffering of riding a horse and shooting arrows in the wind and sun." The young man turned around and walked back to the main hall, slumped down on the chair without any image, and hooked his fingers at the servant who was kneeling on the ground. : "Little Shitou, come here, His Highness has something to ask you."

Little Stone hurried over.The boy lowered his head and leaned into the servant's ear and asked, "Did I do something wrong recently? The emperor's brother wants to punish me like this?"

Xiao Shitou reminded in horror, "Your Highness, you forgot that the Tai Tuo was so angry that you vomited blood?!"

"Isn't that half a month ago?" The young man didn't think so, "Besides, he's such an old man, and he still 'molested the court lady', is it my fault?"

"...that Master Tai Tuo used to be His Majesty's teacher. His Majesty begged you many times before he was willing to teach you, and he is the last person in Chang'an City who is willing to be your teacher. Your Majesty said it himself, you let him 'Yan, Mian, Wu, Cun!'—Have you forgotten?" Xiao Shitou reminded in cold sweat.

"What's the 'last one', isn't there another one?" The young man pointed impatiently at Ye Fan who was standing outside the palace under the sun.Little Shitou whispered, "I heard that this great general has just returned to Chang'an, and he doesn't know about your deeds yet. If he knew, he must have been scared away by you."

"Tsk, then why doesn't he go to inquire?" The young man leaned back on the chair, resting his chin on one hand and raising his finger on the other hand, squatting on the smooth armrest of the chair, and said angrily, "Anyway, I'm not going to the military camp. "

Little Stone said in a low voice, "I'm afraid it won't work. The servant remembered something again. The night before yesterday, you played chess with Your Majesty and won two chess pieces. Then you snatched the pouch that His Majesty's favorite Zhang Jieyu made for His Majesty—— "

The boy was taken aback, "Is there such a thing? What about the purse, return it to the emperor's brother!"

"I'm afraid it won't work. On the way back, you said that the love poems on the purse were too vulgar, so you threw them into the pool of Taiye."

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Little Shitou straightened up, perfectly imitating the appearance and tone of the emperor when he lost his temper: "Your Majesty is furious, pointing at His Majesty with trembling hands and saying - you unscrupulous younger brother, I will drive you out of Daming Palace, I don't want to see you either—"

The young man came back, stared at his servant, and said coldly: "You are addicted to scolding me like the emperor's elder brother?"

Little Shitou shuddered, and quickly knelt down on the ground, "I dare not."

"It seems that the emperor's brother is determined to punish me this time." The young man leaned on the armrest of the chair and lazily stood up, "Forget it, change clothes, I'll go and have a look."

"Yes."

After a cup of tea, His Royal Highness Lu Wang, who was originally disheveled, had tied up his hair in a bun and changed into a purple round-neck gown. Holding a bone fan between his white jade-like fingers, he stood gracefully in front of Ye Fan ——

Completely different from the repelling attitude just now, His Royal Highness Lu Wang smiled and said with a pure face, "General, let's go."

"Are you all right?" Ye Fan was surprised, and then kindly reminded, "You might as well bring more food and clothing."

Although nothing is bad in the barracks, even a "rough guy" like Ye Fan can tell that His Highness Lu Wang is used to rich clothes and fine food, and is quite pampered. not used to.There must be trouble at that time, it is better to let him take it directly.

"That's not necessary." His Royal Highness Lu Wang opened the fan with a "swish", and the peach blossoms on the fan were dazzling. As he shook it lightly, it seemed that there were peach blossoms flying around, "Anyway, it is impossible for this hall to be there. Those who stay in the barracks for too long are just for entertainment."

"Then... good." Ye Fan wished that His Royal Highness would just go for a day or two for entertainment, instead of "half a year" as His Majesty said.

So the two of them left the Daming Palace in Ye Fan's simple carriage, passed through the busy streets of Chang'an City, and came to a secluded alley.Along the way, although His Royal Highness Lu Wang didn't complain about the discomfort of the carriage, his face was quite unhappy. When he got off the carriage, he saw the dilapidated and desolate mansion in front of him, His Highness Lu Wang was stunned: "This is it?"

Ye Fan explained: "I will take your highness to Shence camp tomorrow, and stay at my house tonight."

"...Aren't you a majestic general on the battlefield? What's wrong with your family—" It's so broken!

The courtyard walls in disrepair, the courtyard overgrown with weeds, the tiles at the corners of the pavilion fell off automatically, and fell with a "clang clang", which made His Royal Highness Lv Wang tremble and his face turned blue.

"I have been in the border for many years, and I have no time to worry about anything at home. There is only my old mother alone, so the yard has fallen into disrepair." Ye Fan said with shame, "This time I am staying in Beijing. Firstly, I want to repair the courtyard; secondly, I want to get married and start a family. My mother's thought was fulfilled; three times——" Ye Fan glanced at His Royal Highness Lu Wang beside him, the third item can be said to be "flying disaster", completely unexpected.

His Royal Highness Lu Wang was not in the mood to listen to Ye Fan's long speech. He looked at the wild grass that was half a person's height in the yard, and asked anxiously, "Do you want to live here tonight?"

"Return to Your Highness, yes."

"Will there be troubles, hauntings?" His Royal Highness Lu Wang asked timidly with a pale and beautiful complexion.

"...?" Ye Fan was silent for a moment. Could it be that this noble Highness is afraid of ghosts?

At this moment, a luxuriously dressed lady came out from the inner hall, saw Ye Fan and smiled and said hello, "General Ye is back."

"Mrs. Wei, go slowly." Ye Fan stepped out of the way and bowed to salute.

Madam Wei covered her lips with a round fan and smiled, then gave Ye Fan an approving look, and then walked out of Ye Fan's gate.

Ye Fan's cheeks blushed when Mrs. Wei saw this, and felt uncomfortable.

His Royal Highness Lu Wang noticed Ye Fan's abnormal expression and asked tentatively, "Who is that?"

"It's the wife of Wei Shaoqing from Taipu Temple." Ye Fan said.

"Taipu Temple? What does it have to do with you as a general?" His Royal Highness Lu Wang continued to ask.

"... Mrs. Wei's cousin is willing to marry into the Ye family. Mrs. Wei probably came to discuss the marriage with my mother." Ye Fan said honestly with a blushing face.

"There are people who are willing to marry into such a poor family." His Highness Lu Wang suddenly smiled in a good mood.

Ye Fan was ashamed for a while, "Yes, Mrs. Wei's cousin is willing to marry in, she is really a very good girl."

His Highness Lu Wang smiled even brighter. He suddenly grabbed Ye Fan's arm, pulled Ye Fan and bent down, whispered into Ye Fan's ear, and said softly, "General, did the emperor brother tell you that this palace is a Cut off the sleeves."

Ye Fan was first fascinated by the faint fragrance blowing from his ears, but when he heard His Royal Highness Lu Wang's words, he immediately blushed and turned pale with shock, "Broken, broken sleeve?!"

His Royal Highness Lu Wang looked at him with a sincere smile, "In Chang'an City, as long as a man has a relationship with His Royal Highness, he will probably never want to marry a wife in his life." After he finished speaking, he waved his fan happily, Go to the inner hall.

Ye Fan froze on the spot as if struck by lightning.

Little Shitou, who was half a step behind them, heard his Highness's appalling speech, gave Ye Fan a sympathetic look, and then trotted to follow their Highness——Your Highness, I was still flipping through the pictures of beauties until midnight last night, excited I can't sleep all the time, you old man, what a fart, don't scare the general!

...His Royal Highness Li Xuan, the younger brother of His Majesty the Emperor, is a broken sleeve?

...and a famous broken sleeve?

…Once you get involved with him and let people know that he spent the night at Ye’s house——

Ye Fan's straight figure swayed, wouldn't even Mrs. Wei's cousin refuse to marry in? !

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