I picked up a ghost and took it home

Ye Fan called Pang Guang, reported what he was going to do next, and shared his real-time location.

Li Xuan was sitting in the co-pilot, with a bitter face made of red lines floating beside her.Every time Bitter Melon Face struggled, the dark red shackles on its body tightened even more, and then it drooped listlessly in mid-air like a punctured balloon, guiding Li Xuan in a daze.

Leaving Jiang Caocao alone at home always felt uneasy, so Ye Fan also took Jiang Caocao with him.Jiang Caocao wore sunglasses and a mask on her face, and was wrapped in a super big thick coat, sleeping on the back seat.

Under the guidance of the bitter face, the taxi drove more and more remote, and finally turned into a crooked dark alley, most of the street lights in the alley were broken, and there were few pedestrians in the alley, and occasionally people passing by would stare at them with strange eyes Ye Fan——

Although Ye Fan was sitting in the car, he still felt a sense of creepiness.

Finally, the car stopped outside a small shop called "One Night Perfect".The store is not big, with bright colored lights flickering outside. At first glance, it looks like a store for adult products, but there is a row of small characters scrolling under "One Night Perfect", "One night has a beautiful face, how fast and cheap, Huge benefits for the package! Do you want to be a beautiful woman? Don't hesitate anymore! Come and join!"

This row of scrolling small characters proves that this is indeed a plastic surgery clinic.

Ye Fan hugged Jiang Caocao and got out of the car, looked at the low storefront, and thought, this store is too suspicious, even more suspicious than the unlicensed black clinic he imagined... How could Jiang Caocao choose such a ghost? She doesn't need money for plastic surgery, right?Moreover, Ye Fan complained, "'Don't hesitate' is still a typo."

Li Xuan looked at the word "in", and asked blankly, "Really?"

"The word 'in' currently used means existence; at this time, it should be explained by repeating 'again' again and again, that is, don't repeat or hesitate many times, come to plastic surgery... this Kind of meaning." Ye Fan said.

"Oh." Li Xuan thought about Ye Fan's words.

The door of the shop was suddenly pushed open from the inside, and a middle-aged man in a white coat greeted him, "We are here, welcome, please come in!"

Although the middle-aged man was a little bald, he had a decent appearance and a very friendly smile.He quickly glanced at Ye Fan and Li Xuan, and said a little surprised, "Are you two wanting to be beautiful? I think the appearance of the two of you doesn't need to be adjusted anymore, it's perfect."

But the middle-aged man saw Jiang Caocao, who was tightly covered in Ye Fan's arms, and understood again, "Is this the one who wants to be punished? Please come in, please come in!"

The inside of the store is as small as its exterior.As soon as you enter the door, there is a cramped reception desk, and next to the reception desk is a cramped reception room. More importantly, the store is decorated in peach-pink tones, full of a strong lovehotel atmosphere——

The middle-aged man asked Ye Fan and Li Xuan to sit down on the charming purple velvet sofa in the living room, poured water graciously, then put the price list on the table, clasped his hands, and said with a perfect smile full of service, " Let's take a look, the main selling point of our service here is that it is fast, and in one night, the beauties brought by you will become even more beautiful." He glanced at Jiang Caocao, who was sleeping on the sofa, and asked with a smile, " Is this beauty going to have plastic surgery?"

Ye Fan unknowingly picked up the price list wrapped in a pink plastic cover to look at it.

There are many names and complete tricks...the price is expensive.Of course, Ye Fan didn't know the charging standards of other plastic surgery clinics, he just felt that it was not worthwhile to spend so much money after being stabbed on his body.

And this store has a weird atmosphere.Although it looks completely suspicious no matter from the outside or the inside, since being accosted by this white cat doctor—a middle-aged man in a white coat, the name badge reads: "White cat, in charge of brick family, national level Brick Industry Beauty Therapist", let's call him White Cat Doctor——Ye Fan couldn't help himself, knowing that things were weird, but he was still led away by this White Cat Doctor.

Li Xuan looked normal, he patted Ye Fan's arm.

Ye Fan was jolted, and suddenly woke up. When he came back to his senses, he found that this place had turned into an extremely ordinary and old living room. The peach-pink atmosphere disappeared, and it became a dim old-fashioned electric lamp, wooden benches and wooden tables. , looks older than Ye Fan's own family.More importantly, no matter the walls, tabletops, or floors, the quality of hygiene is worrying.

"...This is?" Ye Fan asked in surprise.

"Illusion?" Li Xuan answered uncertainly. Although he knew how to use many spells, he couldn't name them.

The doctor in charge of the white cat, his hair has faded even more, and it has become a shiny Mediterranean sea. His face is covered with a thick layer of oil, and his fat belly is protruding. Compared with just now, it is not only the lack of filters. , It's not a grade to lose your appearance.

After hearing the conversation between Ye Fan and Li Xuan, Doctor White Cat's expression changed slightly, "You are—"

"Are you a demon?" Ye Fan put the rough price list back on the table and asked seriously.

"Demon?" Doctor White Cat exclaimed, "What nonsense are you talking about? I'm a decent person!"

Ye Fan pointed to the "bitter melon face" hanging by Li Xuan's side, and said angrily, "You know this, right?"

Doctor Baimao looked in the direction Ye Fan pointed, with a dazed expression on his face, as if he couldn't see the "bitter melon face", "What, what?"

Ye Fan felt that he was so angry that he was about to laugh, it was all in front of his eyes, and he still didn't admit it, when he was about to speak, Li Xuan took his hand and said, "He's not a demon, he can't see the bitter face."

"...Huh?" Ye Fan was taken aback. This store was so suspicious that he had already decided that the "White Cat Doctor" was a demon. Seeing how the name was so obvious, he must be a "cat demon". Unexpectedly, Li Xuan suddenly denied it.I heard Li Xuan say, "This doctor is an ordinary human being. A real demon—"

Li Xuan hooked his fingers back, and heard a scream of "chiji gurgle" from the room in the living room. A small animal with yellowish-brown fur and dark red blood lines wrapped around its slender legs was dragged out. , Throwing heavily on the table.

As soon as the little animal landed on the table, it immediately got up, folded its palms together, and bowed to Li Xuan, saying something with a pitiful "woo woo" in its eyes.Ye Fan didn't understand, he was probably begging for mercy.However, this is... what kind of demon?

The white cat doctor was a little stunned. The next moment, he took a broom out of nowhere, raised his hand and whipped, "Where did the weasel come from! See if I don't beat you to death!"

The weasel took a few hits for no reason, but it didn't make any difference. She took the shape of a human being, and became a big, slender, and enchanting beauty. She lay on the table, raised her hand to protect her face, and looked at the white cat pitifully. Doctor, "Doctor, it's me!"

Doctor White Cat threw the broom blankly and murmured, "Xiao Huang?"

"Doctor, it's me." The beauty named Xiao Huang brushed her long natural yellow-brown hair, pulled down the white coat on her shoulders, revealing her white breasts, and smiled charmingly, "You still fight?" me?"

Doctor White Cat didn't know what to think of. He stumbled towards the back room and slammed the door, and then he cried out loudly, "Monster, monster! Sin... vomit..."

"..." Xiao Huang pulled up his clothes in embarrassment, and turned around to explain, "I'm sorry, my husband is timid."

"Husband?" Ye Fan asked in surprise, "Are you married?"

Xiao Huang sat up from the table, adjusted to a comfortable sitting position, and explained disapprovingly: "I'm not married, so I'm my man."

Ye Fan was about to continue asking, can humans and demons get married?He swallowed the question back again.

Xiao Huang had already taken a deep breath, then messed up her own hair, and put on a sad look. She cried twice, looked at Li Xuan, and said tearfully, "Old ghost My lord, please forgive me this time, I don't mean to harm anyone, I'm just helping those who want to be beautiful...Helping them fulfill their dreams, I'm doing good deeds...Helping others is also me dream……"

Turning one's face is like flipping a book, Ye Fan thought, this is probably the legendary "playing essence".Moreover, the thing about plastic surgery is so noble, and it's still in such a small, dark workshop, Ye Fan is completely obsessed with clothing.But the woman in front of him had an indescribably charming charm, Ye Fan gave Li Xuan a slightly worried look, wouldn't Li Xuan be fascinated by her?

It just so happened that Li Xuan was also worried, so he glanced at Ye Fan.

As soon as their eyes met, they moved away at the same time, and they breathed out tacitly.

Xiao Huang pretended to wipe away her tears, while observing Li Xuan's expression, she naturally saw the small movements of Li Xuan and Ye Fan, she cried twice, and continued, "Besides, think about it, cut the corners of your eyes How could it be possible to get double eyelids back to normal overnight? Normal people know this is impossible, right? But they still have to do it, and I can't help it... The side effects of the operation, I have been with them before the operation They've said it, they still want to fix it with me, and I can't help it..."

"Something went wrong, the medicine they took was also bought from you?" Ye Fan probably had a lot of contact with Pang Guang, and when he asked the question, he unconsciously carried a trace of interrogation.

Xiao Huang choked, and cried louder, "I can't help it, I don't have many customers here in a year, I have to live... Doing plastic surgery, and selling medicines by the way, I also want to make a living... ...Other plastic surgery hospitals do the same thing..." She said, seeing that Li Xuan was unmoved, she immediately stepped forward and took Li Xuan's hand, with tears in her eyes, and asked earnestly, "My lord, Is this your boyfriend next to you?"

"...Oh." Li Xuan frowned and wanted to pull out his hand.Xiao Huang didn't let go, held Li Xuan's hand in front of her eyes, and burst into tears, "Master Lao Gui, look at you, you are good-looking, and you can find a boyfriend who is so rich, so you don't have to worry about life, unlike me This miserable woman... woohoo, I saved up to buy this small shop 200 years ago. I always wanted to change to a bigger house, but I didn't have the money..."

Li Xuan pulled out his hand abruptly, dodged back, then wiped off Xiao Huang's tears on Ye Fan's clothes, and seriously denied Xiao Huang's statement, "No, he is also poor."

It was the first time Ye Fan was said to be a rich man, and he was a little bit flustered, but he didn't expect that the next moment, he would be shot in the heart.

Li Xuan continued, "Although he worked hard, he was poor."

"..." Ye Fan felt that he was about to consider changing jobs without delay.

"Have you finished talking?" Li Xuan looked at Xiao Huang, a dark red flame rose from his palm, and said solemnly, "We are in a hurry and have to go to work. After all, we are poor."

"..." Ye Fan clutched his heart in pain.

As soon as she saw the flame, Xiao Huang jumped off the table and took two steps back cautiously after landing. She said in horror, "No, I haven't finished, Mr. Old Ghost, you, you can understand my mood right?" After several lifetimes of pursuit, I finally met the person I was destined for, and I want to be together no matter what... Do you understand?"

Hearing the words "Search for several generations", Li Xuan was obviously taken aback, his face became a little dazed, and the flame quietly extinguished from his palm.