I picked up a ghost and took it home

It has been two days since Li Xuan returned to the underworld.

It's not that he's slow, but that he's lost.

I caught countless lonely ghosts and asked for directions, but those lonely ghosts were either frightened when they saw him, or frightened when they heard the word "underworld", and they couldn't say a word——Li Xuan's mood was even worse. It's bad, but when he stretched out his hand and wanted to crush their heads with a "crack", he hesitated.

He thought of Ye Fan.

Ye Fan hates things like "Ga Beng" crushing other people's heads.

So, for two days in a row, Li Xuan wandered in the lost way in a very bad mood.Until there was a muffled thunder in the sky, and the torrential rain poured down. He hid under a sparse dead tree to hide from the rain, and then... he was soaked properly.

Bai Wuchang, who was passing by, was rushing past with an umbrella, but he caught a glimpse of Li Xuan from the corner of his eye, and fell back again.He stopped in front of Li Xuan, pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose, his handsome face was calm, "Master Old Ghost, long time no see, what are you doing here?"

"Shelter from the rain." Although Li Xuan was drenched all over, he still maintained his usual expressionless face.

"Oh, then I'll go back to the underworld first." Bai Wuchang agreed, turned around to leave, when suddenly a dark red blood thread caught his ankle, he turned back and asked calmly, "Master old ghost, what else do you need?" ?”

"I'm going back to the underworld." Li Xuan took the blood line.

So Bai Wuchang held up an umbrella, and Li Xuan hid under the umbrella. The two walked forward about twenty steps together. The rain suddenly stopped, and the sky in front of them was dark, as if it had been covered with thick yellow clouds for a long time.And under the dull clouds, there are large expanses of fiery red Bana flowers blooming.

The underworld has arrived.

It was just twenty steps away from Li Xuan's circle.

"..." Li Xuan's face was extremely gloomy.

Bai Wuchang put away his umbrella and said politely, "Master Old Gui, please go first."

So, after two months, Li Xuan, the old ghost who was finally kicked out of the underworld, returned with a sullen face and a very bad mood!

The whole family ran up and down to tell each other, excitement and sadness became two completely extreme emotions——

The ghost officials and ghosts who believe that "face value is justice" ambushed early beside the alleyway where Li Xuan might haunt, waiting for the real body to appear; The ghost officials and the ghost crowd of the "old ghost" who crushed other people's heads can hide as far as they can.

Bai Wuchang automatically ignored the scorching gazes around him, as well as the whispers of passersby and ghosts, "Ah, Mr. Old Ghost is soaked through, is it raining outside? I haven't seen you for 2 months, and you are still so beautiful, but, it seems A little fatter? Ah, Mr. Xiaobai is so handsome..."

Bai Wuchang asked: "Master Old Ghost, do you want me to take you to the judge's room to find Xin Pan?"

"No." Li Xuan said, "I want to see Lord Yan."

"This way, please." Bai Wuchang led the way without hesitation, led Li Xuan outside a Spanish-style villa, and calmly reminded, "At this time, Yan Jun should have lunch in the restaurant."

Watching Li Xuan enter the villa, Bai Wuchang turned and walked back.The nymphomaniacs who followed were discussing softly, "Master Xiaobai has bad intentions, knowing that Lord Yan Jun and Lord Laogui won't get along, so he even brought Lord Laogui here."

"Master Xiaobai is so black-bellied, I like it so much!"

Bai Wuchang, who was not looking sideways, suddenly looked at the little ghost who was talking by the side of the road.

The little ghost was stunned by his sight, and his eyes were red.

Bai Wuchang raised his slender index finger, put it in front of his thin lips, and made a "shh" movement.

The little ghost screamed, rolled his eyes, and was completely fainted by Shuai.

Bai Wuchang withdrew his hand, continued walking without looking sideways, and calmly returned to his office to report on his duties.

Spanish-style villa, restaurant on the first floor.

In front of the extra-long dining table, Yan Jun, who was elegantly cutting steak, let out a horrified scream when he saw Li Xuan quietly appearing in front of him, and the knife and fork in his hand flew out at the same time.

Li Xuan dodged lightly, pulled away the chair, rested his chin on his hands, and sat down at the dining table in an unhappy mood.

Underworld administrative center, chief judge's room.

Xin Naihui was immersed in her official business, and was unaware of this shocking event in the underworld. The phone on the desk rang suddenly, and she picked it up casually, "Hello, underworld-judgment room."

"Xin Juan! That old ghost is back!" Yan Jun's voice was full of accusations against the unfairness of fate.

"No way." Xin couldn't believe it. When she went to the ground to do errands a few days ago, she saw that Li Xuan and Ye Fan got along very well.

"Really!" Yan Jun's voice didn't know whether to cry or cry, "He's at my house, occupying my bathtub and aromatherapy, taking a bath! Xin Pan, come and save me!"

"...Even if he comes back, he won't do anything to you. I'm busy now, so I'll go over and have a look later." Xin helplessly "tsk", ignored Yan Jun's wailing, and hung up the phone directly.

One minute later, Yan Jun appeared in front of Xin NaiNui with a pale and handsome face. He clapped his hands on Xin NaiNan's desk and leaned over to stare at Xin NaiNan. Judgment, who must have brought him in, I set up a maze at the gate of the underworld, no one will take him, he can't get in!"

Xin Helplessly's face darkened, "How can you set up a maze at the gate of the underworld, so what if other ghosts can't get in?"

Yan Jun's momentum weakened, and he tried his best to defend, "...only for Li Xuan, it will not affect other ghosts."

"Tsk", although Xin Naiwei was impatient, but she was in front of her immediate boss after all, so she couldn't ask any more questions, so she could only accept the official document she was looking up, and asked with a frown, "When did he come back?"

"I don't know, check it out, it shouldn't be long." Yan Jun straightened his body immediately, straightened his slightly messy hairstyle, and restored his usual high-spirited temperament of a super elite.

Just when Bai Wuchang knocked on the door and came in to hand in the work report, Xin Naiyou asked casually, "Xiaobai, do you know who brought Li Xuan back?"

"I know." Bai Wuchang said.

There was a trace of anger in Yan Jun's eyes, and he asked in a deep voice, "Which bastard with no eyes brought him in!"

"Me." Bai Wuchang calmly met Yan Jun's fire-breathing gaze.

"..." Xin helplessly sighed.

"...Huh? You!" Yan Jun was about to explode, but was stopped by Xin Nai, "Xiaobai did the right thing. Keeping Li Xuan out of the underworld does not solve the fundamental problem. To send him away, you must first Find out why he came back. I'll ask. Xiaobai, leave the report and go out."

Bai Wuchang walked out of the chief judge's room calmly.

Yan Jun was so angry that he couldn't breathe, clutched his chest, and said angrily, "Xin Pan, look at your subordinate, because he has been in the underworld longer than me, he never takes me seriously!"

"If you want others to respect you, can you stop acting like this?" Xin Nai couldn't hold back for a while, and said what was in his heart.

"..." Yan Jun stared at Xin helplessly.

Xin helplessly rubbed the center of his eyebrows with a headache, and said helplessly, "I'll accompany you to take a look."

The streets of the underworld are much more noisy than before.Especially outside Yan Jun's eye-catching Spanish-style villa, there were many young ghosts crowding around, squatting on the sidelines, looking inside with their own abilities.Seeing Xin NaiNui and Yan Jun approaching, they spread out a little.

As soon as Xin Nao entered the restaurant, he also found that Li Xuan was more noisy than usual today.

Li Xuan had probably just finished taking a bath, his long hair was still dripping with water, he was casually wearing Yan Jun's expensive bathrobe, and he was lying on the dining table in a daze with distracted eyes.In the dining room, except for the dining table and the French chair he was sitting on, the other chairs and gorgeous decorations were all floating in the air.

At this moment, there was a scream from the kitchen, and the flames burst into flames.

The rabbit demon wearing a maid outfit was smoked into a pretty face, and she escaped pitifully, "My lord, this servant really doesn't know how to make braised pork ribs, you can order something else, steak? Foie gras? And fresh lamb chops... ..."

While the rabbit demon was speaking, the flames had already spread from the kitchen, and it was about to burn the restaurant, so Xin helplessly raised his hand to forcefully put out the fire, but even though the fire was extinguished, the restaurant was still full of smoke.

Li Xuan raised his head from the table listlessly, his stomach growled, and he said in a bad mood, "I want to eat braised pork ribs!" After finishing speaking, those precious antique ornaments floating in the air said, "Plop!" "It all fell to the ground, crashing, smashing into pieces happily.

"... Ah..." Yan Jun's eyes were straightened, he couldn't say a word, he could only utter the word "ah" in his throat, his legs went limp, and he slumped on the ground, his face ashen.

This time, even Xin Helpless felt that Li Xuan was a bit too much.

Xin helplessly waved others to go out, even Yan Jun was carried out by the rabbit demon.Xin helplessly picked up a chair, sat down beside Li Xuan, and asked in a calm tone, "You came back suddenly, did you tell Ye Fan?"

Hearing the word "Ye Fan", Li Xuan leaned back on the table again, turned the back of his head to Xin Helpless, and remained silent.

Xin Nai was talking to Li Xuan like this, and suddenly remembered that there was a female ghost crying to her in the early years, saying that she had quarreled with her husband, and when she returned to her natal home, she found that her parents didn't understand her, so she couldn't think about it, and threw herself into the water.Although he knew that Li Xuan was dead and dead, but as a "mother's family", Xin Nai felt that she must stand by Li Xuan's side, at least let Li Xuan feel her support and understanding.

"If you leave without saying a word, Ye Fan won't know where you are going, and will be very worried about you." Xin Helplessly said in a more relaxed tone: "Did you quarrel?"

Li Xuan shook his head lying on his stomach. This movement was a bit difficult. In Xin Nai's eyes, he couldn't be sure whether he was shaking his head or nodding.However, it was a bit of a reaction.Xin helplessly asked again: "Why did you come back suddenly?"

"I don't like humans."

"...Don't like Ye Fan either?" Xin Furui's face changed, a little nervous, "Why?"

"You can't 'crunch' their heads." Li Xuan looked at his hands and said sullenly.

"Of course you can't crush other people's heads casually. Even in the underworld, there are countless ghosts here, and you can't crush their heads casually. Have you forgotten how many times you were imprisoned in hell because of this kind of thing? "Xin Nai emphasized earnestly, "In the underworld, you can't just crush other people's heads."

Li Xuan was silent for a while, and asked, "Xin Pan, what kind of 'thing' am I?"

Xin helplessly was taken aback by Li Xuan's question, "You're just a bit of a ghost. What's wrong?"

"Ye Fan, I'm afraid of me." Li Xuan said, clenching his fingers into fists, "but I can't really crush his head."

Xin helplessly sighed softly: "...don't keep thinking about crushing his head."

Li Xuan put away the lonely emotion on his face, sat up, and said expressionlessly, "I'm hungry, I want to eat braised pork ribs."

"I'll arrange someone to do it for you." Xin stood up helplessly from the dining table, "Since you're back, let's stay for a while."

In the yard, the rabbit demon Xiang Xiang Honey Sweet Sweet Sweet is circling around Yan Jun, one fanning, one pinching his shoulders, one serving tea, and one beating his legs, Yan Jun still looked disheveled, he saw Xin helplessly coming out, pushed away The rabbit demon went up to him and asked anxiously, "Xin Pan, when is he leaving?"

Xin said helplessly, "Didn't you always want to play on the ground for a while? This is an opportunity."

So, 20 minutes later, an extremely sloppy and perfunctory notice was posted in front of the bulletin board of the underworld: "For some reason, Mr. Yan Jun went to work on the ground and lives in the presidential suite 5301 of the Jinque Hotel. If you have anything to do, please go there Looking for him. Yours sincerely. Salute. - Hell Administration Office!"

Guiguan A, who was passing by with a thick stack of documents, saw the notice and complained to his colleagues, "Ah, that flower peacock went to the ground to eat, drink and play with public money again!"

Ghost officer B: "Then what can I do? They are covered by Xin Pan, do you have one?"

"Xin Pan," Ghost Officer A looked up at the dark sky of the underworld, his scalp went numb, and he sighed, "Xin Pan is such a woman... I'd better forget about it."

The two walked away chattering.Bai Wuchang came out from the corner, he glanced at the notice in front of the bulletin board, his expression was calm, but the glasses on the bridge of his nose reflected the dim light.

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Hell ≠ hell

The underworld is a world of ghosts, and this world is full of internal organs. There are various hells in the underworld, which are places for punishment.