I picked up a ghost and took it home

After Ye Fan rectified, he called Pang Guang, and the result was "reported that he is not in the service area".Ye Fan immediately judged sensitively that Captain Pang was probably going to do something weird and dangerous again.He immediately called Yuan Sen again, although he felt that Captain Pang would probably bring Yuan Sen with him in order to solve the case, so he pressed the dial button with the feeling of hearing "the number you dialed is not in the service area", and did not Thinking about it, it worked!

On the other end of the phone, Yuan Sen's voice was hoarse like a piece of saline-alkali land exposed to the sun at noon: "Oh, Brother Ye? I'm very tired now and I don't want to talk. Wait for me to go back if you have anything to do."

"Then do you know where Captain Pang is? I have something to report—his phone notification is not in the service area, and I'm worried that he might be in danger." Ye Fan was really worried, because Pang Guang was desperate to investigate the case. .

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a snoring sound from the other end of the phone.

"...What's that sound?" Ye Fan asked in surprise.

Yuan Sen put the phone back to his ear, and said angrily, "Captain Pang, whom you are worried about, is snoring next to me. His mobile phone was flushed away in the toilet in the morning. He probably went to a different world to become the devil king, so he is not here. Service area!"

"You guys are..." Ye Fan is a straight steel man, he didn't think anything wrong, but he still asked.

Yuan Sen complained, "Last night, I was caught by the surname Pang and ran half of Shuicheng, and I didn't sleep all night. Now I need to catch up on sleep, and I will continue to work later. Hang up."

The phone was hung up, and Ye Fan heard the word "Shuicheng", and suddenly remembered that Fang Zhongwen's hometown was in Shuicheng, and Fang Zhongwen himself also graduated from Shuicheng Jiaotong University.Pang Guang and the others probably got relevant clues and chased after them.

Only then did Ye Fan feel relieved, and started his day-to-day routine.

——The time advances to [-] pm. Ye Fan and Li Xuan had eaten braised prawns and went to visit Meng Xuan at the neighbor’s house, but Meng Xuan was not there, so Ye Fan had to come back, and then took Li Xuan to work——to visit a large domestic restaurant. Supermarket chain "R".

Among the shelves full of snacks, Li Xuan was excited like a child.

Then, like a child, I ordered a lot of things without worry and filled the shopping cart.

When paying the bill, Ye Fan tried not to make himself look hurt, but Li Xuan still noticed it.

When returning home, Li Xuan asked sharply with a lollipop in his mouth, "Why are you so poor?"

"I..." Ye Fan wanted to argue that these snacks are still affordable, but he had to admit that if Li Xuan bought this every day, he would definitely cry, so he could only say bitterly, "I've worked hard to save lived."

"But you are poor." Li Xuan added a knife unceremoniously.

"..." Ye Fan couldn't deny it, especially when he thought of the gorgeous Mrs. Meng he met in the morning, he felt that he was too disqualified as a human being!He should work harder than he is now, or consider other ways to make money, but his physique is not suitable for being with a fixed human being for a long time. What job is more suitable for him and earns more money than a night bus driver?Think about it carefully, there must be——

Li Xuan bit the lollipop into pieces and said suddenly, "Meng Xuan is rich? Let's grab her money!"

"...!!!!!!" Ye Fan thought in his heart: Master Li, you must be joking when you say it so easily, right?

The red sun was just rising, and Ye Fan, who worked all night, finally collected his car and went home, but was blocked outside his alley.

He honked his horn a few times, but the dusty second-hand black car at the entrance of the alley did not move at all. He had to get out of the car to look, and then saw a pair of big feet sticking up in front of the windshield of the passenger.A pair of yellowish white socks were casually put on that foot, and the position of the thumb on the left foot pierced the sky, exposing the toes.

Across the glass, it seems that you can smell the sour foot odor.

The co-pilot's seat was flattened, and the person with upturned legs was snoring and sleeping soundly.

Ye Fan knocked on the window a few times, but the person in the passenger seat didn't move, but the person in the driver's seat on the side of the alley woke up and screamed: "Damn it, old Pang, why the hell did you take off your shoes?" I'm going to smoke me to death!" Immediately afterwards, the driver's door was pushed open, and Yuan Sen grabbed his chest and fell out of the car as if lacking oxygen.

Then squatted on the side of the road, sucking in the fresh morning air.

Ye Fan stood aside, looking at Yuan Sen, who had almost the same unkempt appearance as Pang Guang, and was moved and sighed in his heart.What moved me was that in order to solve the case, the police uncles really gave selflessly. As a member of their protection, he was very grateful; what I lamented was that even a young boy like Yuan Sen, who is so young and energetic, spends his days and nights After tossing around, he will also become a rough man who is ten years older.

"... Yuan Daoist, are you okay?" Ye Fan asked, "Why are you here?"

Yuan Sen raised his unlovely face, and said without tears, "Old Pang heard that you had important matters to report, so he quickly ended the matter in Shuicheng and ran back overnight. Brother Ye, where are you?" Can I take a shower? Can I shave and change into clean underwear? I don't want to live."

Ye Fan's thousands of words were turned into one word: "...can."

So back to Ye Fan and Li Xuan's house, Pang Guang and Yuan Sen lined up for personal cleaning. The process included bathing, rubbing mud, brushing teeth, shaving, and changing clothes——

If you want to use Yuan Sen's previous temper, you will definitely complain that the water temperature is not moderate enough, the body wash does not smell good enough, the facial cleanser is not big enough, the skin care milk is not moisturizing enough, and even the underwear is not soft enough-but after this inhuman adult labor, Yuan Sen When Sen took the clothes that Ye Fan had prepared for him, he took them all without saying a word.

It was Ye Fan himself who emphasized: "The clothes are not new, but they are all clean. But the underwear is new and has been washed." ——Although it is for Li Xuan, let's put it on for the guests for the time being.As soon as Li Xuan came back, he turned on the computer by himself, completely ignoring the messy scene behind him, and immersed himself in the brand new online world.

Ye Fan felt that he was like an old mother. The morning was his busiest time. Not only did he have to desperately prepare breakfast for the whole family, but the eldest son, the second son, and the youngest son were all worried. I can't find them, I can't find my towels, I can't find my slippers...

Finally refreshed, the four of them sat at the dining table.Yuan Sen looked at Li Xuan who occupied the sofa alone, and then at the three of them sitting in a row on the small bench, and said dissatisfiedly, "Brother Ye, is that a sofa for two people? Why don't you sit for two people?"

"...You have food that you can't reach, right?" Ye Fan avoided the seriousness, "Which one do you want to eat? I'll help you pick it up."

"I can reach it." Yuan Sen just didn't like Li Xuan's eyes, "It's a ghost that doesn't need to eat, why do you want to put the bowls and chopsticks on the table, occupying a good seat——"

Before he finished speaking, Li Xuan had already picked up a piece of carrot, chewed it, stretched his neck expressionlessly, and swallowed it.

Li Xuan doesn't like carrots, but Ye Fan said that carrots are rich in nutrients and should be eaten more.

"..." The broccoli that Yuan Mori had just picked up fell back with a "patta".

Pang Guang had already finished a bowl of porridge, snoring like a hungry tiger, and held out the bowl in front of Ye Fan, "Come again."

While serving Pang Guang porridge, Ye Fan asked Yuan Sen in surprise, "Don't ghosts have to eat?"

Pang Guang swallowed half a boiled egg in one gulp, and asked, "Don't ghosts have to eat?" Although he couldn't see Li Xuan eating, he still remembered the scene of grabbing braised pork with Li Xuan, so he was also very curious.

"No need. Ghosts eat incense." Yuan Sen finished speaking as a matter of course, then looked at Li Xuan who was calmly drinking porridge in front of him, and after a long time, he finally said, "Fuck, is this still a ghost?"

Li Xuan replied blankly: "Yes."

So after eating peacefully, Ye Fan was about to report the ins and outs of the "No Corpse Head Case" to Pang Guang. Get some sleep first, and then I'll listen to you." He threw away his crutches and lay down on Ye Fan's bed.

Yuan Sen also put down his chopsticks, walked to the bed, kicked Pang Guang inward without any politeness, then also occupied a space, grabbed the quilt and lay down.

Both of them fell asleep in a second, each unconscious.

Ye Fan sighed lightly, quickly cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and went to Meng Xuan's house next door to see that the lunch box containing braised prawns was still placed outside the broken door in the living room. It seemed that Mrs. Meng hadn't returned overnight.

Ye Fan quickly took a shower, dragged out the floor mat from the cabinet, spread it in the living room, and finally sat down on the hard floor mat, he breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he was about to collapse from exhaustion.One incident after another, he hasn't had a full day's sleep for a long time.

He fell back, spread his hands and feet, and relaxed his body into a big character.

Close your eyes slowly.

But it was going to be November soon, and it was cold to sleep on the floor, so he shivered and opened his eyes.

Then it seems to see hallucinations?Li Xuan seemed to be standing beside him?

He closed his eyes again and opened them.

He rubbed his eyes.

Not hallucinations.As expected, Li Xuan was standing beside his bed.

Ye Fan sat up and asked in surprise, "Why don't you sleep, what's the matter?"

Li Xuan had already bent down, picked up Ye Fan and walked towards the bedroom.

"..." How should I describe this feeling? Although Li Xuan is skinny, she feels unexpectedly safe when held by him, but Ye Fan is a bit repulsed by the position of "princess hug". After all, he is a straight man of steel. This posture was a bit girly, he nestled in Li Xuan's arms, and said tentatively, "That..."

Li Xuan looked down at him expressionlessly.

Seeing Ye Fan's black and bright eyes, his heartbeat suddenly became chaotic, and he said bravely, "Can you, don't hug me like this?"

Li Xuan put Ye Fan on the spacious Von Margaret, and asked doubtfully, "Then how do I hug you?"

"...Hug me or something, that, I don't need you to hug..." Ye Fan wanted to pat his chest and say, he is also a man after all, so it's not proper to hug me, but when he is in danger, he can't leave. Open Li Xuan, but, no matter how you say it, there is an ambiguous feeling. Fortunately, Li Xuan with a pure white face is in front of him. If it were someone else, I might think of where to go...

Ye Fan finally said, "It's not good to disturb your rest, I'll sleep on the floor..."

The door of the bedroom slammed against it with a "bang" sound.

Ye Fan smiled awkwardly, and immediately lay down obediently, "It's nothing, go to sleep."

Li Xuan then yawned, walked around the end of the bed, and lay down on the other side of von Margaret.

Ye Fan exhaled quietly, staring at the top of the unfamiliar white gauze tent in a daze. Ever since Li Xuan came, the bedroom has become Li Xuan's territory. Ye Fan usually seldom set foot in it. just go.

At this moment, there is a bedside table next to Li Xuan's bed, which is full of candy, and comic books—the comic books are very old, and Ye Fan saved money to buy them when he was in junior high school, just a few of them, and he read them over and over again. , Unknowingly, the rough edges were worn out, and Li Xuan found it somehow, so he also started to read it.

Li Xuan was facing Ye Fan with his back at this moment, motionless, wondering if he was asleep...

Ye Fan seemed to be thinking wildly one moment, and fell into a dark dream the next moment.This bed is so comfortable!

Until, Yuan Sen's angry yell came from the living room: "Fuck, why are you hugging me, I'm not your pillow!"

Ye Fan woke up suddenly, the room was dark, he turned his face to look over, Li Xuan seemed to be awakened too, and just opened a pair of blank eyes.

In the living room, Pang Guang took a breath, "Don't kick your leg, it's broken."

"Damn it, why didn't it worsen the amputation! Retribution!" Yuan Sen was annoyed.

"...Isn't it just a hug when you're sleepy? Don't curse me so viciously? If you really can't do it, you can hug me back? I'll hug you, and you can hug me as long as you want, okay?" Pang Guang's tone of apology was full The hooligan temperament of broken cans.

"Go, die!"

Unlike the liveliness of the living room, the bedroom was quiet. Ye Fan felt that it was a new and embarrassing thing to open his eyes and see a person lying next to him.He was a little nervous, and whispered, "Good morning."

"Oh." Li Xuan turned to look at Ye Fan, his expression was still a little dazed, as if he didn't know what was going on.

Ye Fan kept staring at the top of the curtain, lying stiffly, he felt that he should say something casually to break the silence, just like Pang Guang and Yuan Sen in the living room, arguing freely.But he didn't dare to really anger Li Xuan, sometimes he couldn't guess what Li Xuan was thinking.

For a while there was only the ticking of the alarm clock, Ye Fan listened, and suddenly sat up in shock, "It's getting dark! The alarm clock didn't go off today! It's already six o'clock in the evening!"

"It's ringing, I'll turn it off." Li Xuan sat up lazily and said behind Ye Fan.

Noticing that Li Xuan had also sat up, Ye Fan didn't look back, and smiled vaguely, "Thank you." Pulling on his slippers, he rushed to the door of the bedroom and opened it.Then, Pang Guang and Yuan Sen, who were eavesdropping on the bedroom door, fell in together.

"What are you...doing?" Ye Fan's face was shocked, nervous, flustered, and a little angry at the same time, "Captain Pang, what are you doing?"

Pang Guang managed to stabilize his figure with crutches, and said with a cheeky smile, "I think it's getting late, I don't know if you're awake, but just as I was about to knock on the door, it opened."

Yuansen was a little embarrassed at first, but when he fell in, he saw "Von Margaret", and his whole body was in high spirits. He ran in, looked around the bed, and praised: "This bed is not ordinary. !" He turned around and asked Ye Fan, "Brother Ye, where did you get this bed? Sell it to me, and ask for a price!"

Ye Fan looked over with a headache, and seeing that Li Xuan was not angry, he heaved a sigh of relief and said, "It's not mine, it's Li Xuan's."

Li Xuan automatically ignored Yuan Sen, put on his shoes, and drifted listlessly to the living room to drink water.He has insomnia again.Reason for insomnia, confidential.

When Yuan Sen heard that the bed belonged to Li Xuan, he curled his lips, but still reluctantly looked at it twice before being pushed out of the bedroom by Ye Fan.

Ye Fan asked everyone to sit down in the living room, and finally said, "Now, can you listen to me about the 'No Corpse Case'?"

Pang Guang smiled triumphantly, "Brother Xiaoye, before you tell, guess what we found in Shuicheng!"

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Fuer, this group of funny people are all talking nonsense...