I picked up a ghost and took it home

The hazy turbid waves rolled, and the air was dull, as if suppressing an ominous atmosphere.

After Ye Fan landed dizzy for a while, he hugged the lunch box and wobbled to stabilize his figure——

It turns out that this is the underworld, and the air is much worse than that on the ground, but when I think that ghosts don't need to breathe, I think it is understandable.When his eyes fell on the figure sitting by the river, Ye Fan smiled in surprise. Although Shisan is usually lax in cultivation, he is still reliable occasionally.

Li Xuan was sitting in a daze, when suddenly with a movement of his wrist, the bell with the cat's face, which was usually hidden, vibrated and appeared.Immediately afterwards, when he heard the sound of running behind him, he turned his head in surprise and saw that it was Ye Fan, his face immediately returned to indifference.

Ye Fan seemed unaware of Li Xuan's indifferent expression, and said with a smile, "Fortunately, I caught up with you. I was afraid you had already gone." He handed over the lunch box in his hand, "I made something you like. The pork ribs and stewed beef, you can eat some before going, I'm not at home recently, I heard from Shisan that you didn't eat well."

Li Xuan looked at Huang Quanshui in front of him expressionlessly, refusing to pick up the lunch box.

Ye Fan put it back and opened it by himself, and suddenly realized that he was walking too fast and forgot to take his chopsticks, so he said awkwardly, "Ah, I don't have chopsticks, so I can't eat."

Li Xuan stood up, and his soapy white clothes were swept up by the turbid wind by the river, flying wildly. He took off the bell on his wrist and threw it into the underworld. The tiny bell was instantly swallowed up, and he turned around and left.Ye Fan quickly grabbed Li Xuan's hand, "I'll call and ask Mrs. Meng, she might have chopsticks there, just wait a moment."

Li Xuan lowered his head and looked at Ye Fan coldly, "I won't eat."

Ye Fan smiled, the stubble on his chin was green and frightening, and he pleaded, "I'll call and ask soon, so I won't delay your business."

As Ye Fan said, he grabbed Li Xuan's wrist with one hand, took out the phone with the other, and called up Meng Xuan's number, "Fortunately, there is still a signal. The hell is really good now, and there is still a signal." He quickly dialed out the phone , as soon as the phone was connected, he immediately asked, "Master Meng, do you have chopsticks?"

Meng Xuan said "Ah", looked at the sad face of Xin Helpless, and asked in surprise, "Why do you want chopsticks?"

"I came to deliver food, but I forgot my chopsticks." Ye Fan was a little embarrassed.

"What food are you sending? Where are you?" Meng Xuan asked Xin NaiNui, "Nai Nai, do you have chopsticks? Little Ye Zi said he forgot to take them."

Xin helplessly: "...I don't know, I'll look for it."

"I..." Ye Fan looked around, a little dazed, "I don't know where I am." He raised his head and asked Li Xuan, "Where is this?"

Li Xuan didn't answer.

Ye Fan then said to the phone, "It's by the river."

"By the river?" Meng Xuan looked at Xin NaiNui looking for chopsticks in a cabinet full of books, and asked in a daze, "What riverside? Your Li Xuan is about to reincarnate, why are you so calm?"

"Yes." Ye Fan responded, and said frankly, "Reincarnation is a good thing."

"..." Meng Xuan felt that Xiao Yezi must be heartbroken and going crazy to say such words.

"Ah, yes." Xin helplessly looked at the two old chopsticks in her hand in disbelief.

"I have the chopsticks. Where are you? I'll send them to you." Meng Xuan said.

Li Xuan pulled out his hand vigorously, but Ye Fan held onto it tightly, and suddenly his throat choked up, and he said helplessly, "I don't know where I am."

"..." Meng Xuan hung up the phone and asked Xin NaiNui, "Where is your Li Xuan?"

"I don't know, if you leave here, you will disappear." Xin helplessly frowned.Bai Wuchang came in to deliver the documents, and suddenly added another sentence with a calm face: "I just heard from the little ghost outside that there are two human beings beside the Yellow Spring, one is Mr. Old Ghost, and the other is unknown."

"Oh my mother, Xiao Yezi has come to the underworld!" Meng Xuan grabbed the chopsticks, turned into a beam of light, and disappeared from the judge's room.

Li Xuan couldn't get rid of Ye Fan, and raised his eyebrows angrily, "I don't need to eat, a ghost can be reincarnated, and Xin Pan is about to kill me, so that I can be reincarnated."

"Kill you?" Ye Fan was taken aback, his eyes trembling, "It's hard for you to survive—"

"Nothing to do with you."

"Yeah." Ye Fan lowered her head and agreed. After a moment of silence, she instructed softly, "Remember this time, you must drink Mengpo soup."

Meng Xuan soon appeared, and seeing the two standing next to Huang Quan, who were in a stalemate, came over with chopsticks, and joked, "Hey, Xiao Ye Zi, your love bento has been delivered to the underworld in person."

Ye Fan also stood up, and smiled sarcastically, "I've done a lot, Mrs. Meng is back, let's eat together."

"Okay, anyway, your name is crossed out from the book of life and death, and you will never die in the future. You and I are neighbors again. I, an old ghost, still go to you, an old monster, for food every day." Meng Xuan said and looked at it. Glancing at the lunch box in Ye Fan's hand, "It's all meat, braised pork ribs, I remember 'someone' favorite food, and he used to clamor for it every day."

Li Xuan shook his hand with a sullen face.Ye Fan let go.Li Xuan was startled.

Ye Fan took the chopsticks from Meng Xuan's hand, and handed them to Li Xuan together with the lunch box: "Eat something." He slowed down, and said in a harsh voice, "Even if you want to die, you have to die with a full stomach. It's not good for a dead ghost to reincarnate."

Meng Xuan, on the other hand, took the lunch box and chopsticks domineeringly, stuffed them into Li Xuan's hands, pushed Li Xuan to sit on the edge of Huangquan, and smiled mockingly: "Yeah, starved ghosts will become ugly when reincarnated... In the next life, No one will treat you so well, cherish it."

Li Xuan stared blankly at the lunch box in front of him.Ye Fan sat down next to Li Xuan again, opened the first layer of lunch box for Li Xuan, and then lifted the second layer. The third layer was originally green vegetables, but after a long time, the color turned dark.Ye Fan said, "Try it, eat as much as you want, don't go on the road hungry."

Li Xuan's long hair was a little messy, Ye Fan subconsciously stretched out his hand to tuck it behind his ear, Li Xuan avoided Ye Fan's touch, Ye Fan didn't feel sad, retracted his hand, looked at Li Xuan and said with a smile , "You will definitely live in the modern age in your next life. You also have short hair. Short hair is also very good. It is very convenient to wash and it dries quickly."

As he said that, Ye Fan couldn't help but asked again: "Don't do stupid things in your next life, live well, eat well, sleep well, do what you need to do, don't be too stubborn, don't be too stubborn, don't be bored with everything , to communicate more with people, to make more friends, to be happy, to be very happy—”

Li Xuan originally wanted to eat a piece of pork ribs, but suddenly found that the chopsticks were dirty, and he raised his eyebrows.Ye Fan also saw it, and found that something was sticking to the chopsticks. He stopped his chattering and turned to ask Meng Xuan, "Master Meng, is there any water here? The chopsticks are not very clean, they need to be washed before they can be used. "

Xin Helpless, the owner of the disliked chopsticks who just came over: "..."

Meng Xuan glanced at the turbid yellow spring water in front of her, and said angrily, "Such a sad atmosphere, can't we just let it go? He's about to die, so why bother talking about hygiene, what kind of cleanliness are you talking about?"

"..." Ye Fan said, "I have a tissue, let me wipe it for you."

Meng Xuan rolled her eyes at Tian, ​​"Little Ye Zi, it's you and Nai Nai who got used to him like this."

Ye Fan didn't speak, took out a paper towel, and wiped Li Xuan's chopsticks, but found that the chopsticks were covered with old dust, which could not be wiped off at all, so he handed the paper towel to Li Xuan, "Why don't you wipe your hands and use them directly. Eat it with your hands?"

Li Xuan then took the paper towel, wiped his hands, picked up a piece of braised pork ribs, and slowly put it in his mouth.

Ye Fan looked at Li Xuan without hesitation, and asked intently, "Is it delicious?"

"Ah."

Ye Fan's eyes were moist, and he couldn't help laughing and said, "Then eat more."

Li Xuan ate the whole ribs slowly, took the paper towel handed over by Ye Fan, wiped off the soup on his hands, stood up slowly, looked at Xin helpless behind him, "Let's go."

Ye Fan lowered her head to pack the lunch box, and Meng Xuan sighed, "He really likes braised pork ribs, he ate them all."

Ye Fan stood up carrying the lunch box, and said happily, "Well, he likes to eat meat."

Li Xuan: "..."

Meng Xuan looked at Ye Fan, and said seriously, "I'm sorry, little Ye Zi, it's all my fault—"

"Where, in the past so many years, Mrs. Meng has been taking care of me, I am very grateful." Ye Fan watched Li Xuan walking towards Xin Helpless, and said with a smile, "I will wait for him to come back."

Xin helplessly looked at Li Xuan's calm face, sighed, turned around to lead the way, and asked flatly, "How do you want to die?"

Li Xuan replied flatly, "You can die anyway."

Ye Fan was taken aback when he heard that, and hurriedly followed, saying with a distressed face, "It's better not to die in too much pain, how can you die quickly and well, just do—"

"..." Li Xuan glanced at Ye Fan.Ye Fan immediately stopped talking, and quickly stepped forward to ask Xin NaiNui, "After his death, his soul will go to reincarnate, what will happen to his body?"

Xin helplessly: "..."

Meng Xuan followed and asked curiously, "Could it be possible that you want to take his body back and revive him with von Margaret?"

"...Can it still be like this?" Ye Fan was taken aback.

Meng Xuan: "...No way, do you really want to do this?"

Ye Fan shook his head, "Even if he's resurrected, he's not the Li Xuan I want. I just want to take him back for burial."

Xin was helpless: "The burial is fine, but you have to ask Li Xuan what he means."

Ye Fan then looked back at Li Xuan.Li Xuan turned his face away, raised his eyebrows and said, "I refuse."

Ye Fan quickly explained: "I won't do strange things, just bury it, and I will visit it every year and festival in the future. It's just a thought."

Meng Xuan didn't believe it, "You really don't know how to do strange things? Little Ye Zi, you don't have 300 taels of silver here."

"..." Ye Fan didn't want to talk to Meng Xuan for the time being, looked at Li Xuan and said pleadingly, "Give me your body."

"..." Li Xuan's face suddenly blushed strangely.

Ye Fan reacted abruptly, and hurriedly defended, "No, that's not what I mean, I won't do strange things to your body... Well, as long as the underworld can be well preserved, I don't want it anymore."

Xin had no choice but to push open the wooden door in front of her. Inside was a row of coffins, and a dim lamp was lit in the corner. She looked at Li Xuan, "This is the soul-departing coffin. The one in the east is empty. Lie in it. Let your body rest." Inside, the soul floats out by itself."

Meng Xuan understood, "This is indeed a quick and good method, and it doesn't cause any pain."

Although the row of coffins looked scary, Ye Fan felt relieved after hearing Meng Xuan's words. He really paid attention to Li Xuan's body, "Will the body be placed here? Will—"

Rotten?

Ye Fan suddenly couldn't ask, it was Li Xuan's body that was brought back to life with great difficulty, because of this body, Li Xuan suffered so much, so many things happened between them, and they separated, how could it be so easy give up?

"Put the body here, it will never rot, and it can be preserved for countless years." Xin explained helplessly.

Ye Fan forced a smile, "That's good."

Li Xuan walked to the coffin on the farthest east side in silence, sat in it, and lay down peacefully.The coffin lid buzzed and closed automatically.Soon, Li Xuan came out of the coffin lightly.

... Ye Fan quickly turned his face away from Li Xuan who was so light and flirtatious, his eyes were red and he didn't dare to look at him.