The Heavenly Official Blesses Tongren Shuangxuan's Modern Life

When Shi Wudu came home, his face was so cold that he could drop ice scum, as soon as he opened the door, Shi Qingxuan, who was wearing a white floral skirt, jumped into Shi Wudu's arms, looking very cute: "Brother! You I'm home!"

Suddenly, Shi Wudu's anger disappeared.

Then, Shi Qingxuan took the cosmetic bag and went in without even throwing a glance at his brother.

Teacher Wudu: ...

He resigned himself to closing the door, changing his shoes, and walked in. Seeing his brother with long hair sitting on the carpet playing with cosmetics, he also sat down.

Asked: "This is not going to heaven. You used to dress up as a woman because that kind of mana is more powerful. Why are you still so obsessed with women's clothes now?"

Shi Qingxuan painted his eyebrows in the small mirror and said: "You don't know how interesting it is to dress up as a woman! It's fun!"

Teacher Wudu: "Thank you, I don't want to know at all."

Shi Qingxuan put down the eyebrow pencil, and said: "Don't, brother, I have prepared a princess dress for you, and I will wait for the two brothers to make a beautiful appearance together!"

Teacher Wudu: "...no need..."

Shi Qingxuan said with disgust: "No vision!"

After finishing his face, Shi Qingxuan was worried again. He lowered his head and glanced at Yimapingchuan's chest, "Brother, what should I do with my chest."

Teacher Wudu: "?"

Shi Qingxuan repeated patiently: "Chest! It's the breasts that girls will bulge!"

Teacher Wudu: ...

Shi Qingxuan complained: "Girls in this world are too careless to wear clothes, so exposed! I think the girls in our house are all wrapped up tightly! It's a pity that I could change breasts at that time. Now I’m not wrapped tightly but I’m breastless QAQ”

Shi Wudu thought for a while before asking: "Qingxuan, tell brother honestly, when you become a woman, do you really have breasts? The real ones."

Shi Qingxuan said as a matter of course: "Nonsense, I have said that I am a woman, then I must become a woman. My big breasts are real! It's not like some girls have breast augmentation now!"

Shi Wudu moved his gaze down, and asked a question that he had been holding back for hundreds of years, "Is that gone? My good sister?"

Shi Qingxuan: ...

"Brother, I'll give you a pair of scissors, let's go back to when we were sisters!"

However, before he was angry for a long time, something happened, "Ah! Brother! The eyebrow pencil is broken!"

Shi Wudu: "It's okay, I'll buy it for you next time I come back."

Shi Qingxuan: "Ah! Brother! My hair is knotted!"

Teacher Wudu: "Sit down and I will take care of you."

Shi Qingxuan: "Hiss! Brother, lighten up! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-s…

Shi Wudu pissed off his baby brother and was kicked out of the house. When he was worrying about how to coax him, he suddenly remembered that Shi Qingxuan was worrying about his chest recently, and he had an idea.

The next morning, Shi Qingxuan received an extremely unique gift - fake breasts.

He was very happy to reconcile with his brother holding the fake breasts.

Shi Wudu only felt that he had lived for hundreds of years in his two lifetimes, and he had never experienced anything as embarrassing as buying fake breasts for his younger brother.

Then, Shi Qingxuan handed him the mobile phone, and said distressedly: "Brother, I am too unlucky. Onmyoji always only draws R cards when drawing cards, and it doesn't matter how much money you charge."

"Let me see." Shi Wudu took the phone, the screen on the phone was still on the summoning interface, he summoned with the blue symbol, drew a few strokes casually, after the butterflies flew by, it was Ebisu.

Shi Qingxuan had such an expression on his face.

Shi Wudu drew another card, this time it was the Lord of Arakawa.

After that, I smoked dozens of rounds, and every time the shikigami came out, they were all related to water and wealth, but compared to Shi Qingxuan's Wannian R card, this is really European.

Shi Qingxuan deleted the game sullenly.

It's not far from the start of the university, Shi Wudu started to prepare a house for him to live in off-campus, just because his younger brother likes to wear women's clothes, he can't let him live in the dormitory.

What's more, he has never lived with so many people since he was a baby to his eldest brother, except for the time after his death in his previous life.

During the period when Shi Wudu was busy with Shi Qingxuan, Shi Qingxuan had nothing to do to play around.

And still go out in women's clothing.

Her long black hair fluttered, the corners of her white skirt were lifted by the breeze, and her delicate and beautiful features showed a slight smile, which was absolutely beautiful. What's more, in order to match her women's clothing, Shi Qingxuan specially learned a false voice, which was sweet and soft.Very attractive to male creatures.

Shi Qingxuan was walking on the street, and he received a lot of envious eyes. The ignorant people didn't know that he was a big girl with an elephant under his skirt.

A hurried pedestrian accidentally bumped into him, said sorry and left in a hurry.

Shi Qingxuan didn't care, but what he had to care about was his very unlucky physique, so he subconsciously turned over his bag, well, the wallet was gone again.

Just treat it as a good deed, Shi Qingxuan was about to call his brother, but then found that the phone was gone...

So, he opened his voice and said "coquettishly": "Here comes~ catch the thief~"

There were quite a few men on the street, everyone wanted to show off in front of this peerless beauty, and rushed after her.

But someone was faster than them. A boy in black short-sleeved was eating snacks on the street, when the thief ran near him, and he was kicked over with a random kick.

Carrying the wallet and mobile phone, he came to Shi Qingxuan, and said without raising his head, "Here, yours, thank you, just leave it alone, just treat me to dinner."

Shi Qingxuan took the wallet and mobile phone, said hello, and found that the young man's lowered eyebrows seemed familiar, frowned, and asked, "Did we meet somewhere?"

This boy's complexion is white, his eyebrows are deep, and his eyebrows are sharp. He is very similar to an old friend from another world, but he is more immature, and there is less gloom in his eyebrows. lifeless.

He remembered, "You are the classmate who picked up my admission ticket!!!"

The man frowned, and then raised his eyes to look at him. After looking at his appearance for two seconds, he was a little suspicious. His eyes moved down, as if he saw something terrible, and he took a step back in fright. When he wanted to continue to retreat, he was shocked braked.

He fixedly looked at Shi Qingxuan for a while, and didn't want him to invite himself to dinner, so he turned and left.

Shi Qingxuan hurried to catch up and shouted: "Student, wait! I haven't thanked you yet! Classmate!! Brother Ming!"

Those two words blurted out unexpectedly, Shi Qingxuan himself was stunned, and the boy stopped, turned around, and said coldly: "You called the wrong person."

With this familiar tone, Shi Qingxuan froze immediately, and said softly: "He Xuan..."