The Heavenly Official Blesses Tongren Shuangxuan's Modern Life

He Xuan stuffed underpants, black stockings, and a small skirt behind the pillow, pretending that nothing had happened, with a calm expression on his face.

He Yuan also cooperatively pretended to be blind, took her perverted brother by her arm and went shopping.

When the two were waiting for the car, He Xuan asked her, "Why don't you go out to buy clothes in the morning, it's almost dark today."

He Yuan straightened the scattered hair on her cheeks, and said, "Brother, you don't understand, the sun is so bright in the morning, I will get tanned, look how cool it is now."

He Xuandao: "Then since it's almost dark and no one else can see it, is it interesting for you to put on makeup?"

"Interesting!" He Yuan told him seriously, "Only at night, under the illumination of the lights, the hazy beauty is more beautiful!"

Her thoughts were indeed confirmed on the road. The street lights were indeed not very bright, but the incandescent lamps in the women's clothing store illuminated the store as if it were daytime.

He Yuan was a little depressed.

As soon as He Xuan entered the store, he frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

Why does this store look so familiar? ? ? ! ! !

Soon, a beautiful shop assistant greeted her and said with a smile, "Welcome, two customers."

With He Xuan, a handsome guy, many female customers in the store looked over, and he vaguely heard a few words.

"Look, let's see! I said they might come back again! After all, they didn't take the clothes they took off!"

"Wow! I didn't expect me to be more handsome than the one in the photo!"

The clerk also handed him a bag of things, and said: "Hello, these are the clothes you changed when you came to our shop with another male customer during the day, you forgot to take them away, and there is another customer's, Can you take it back with you?"

He Xuan: ...

He Yuan:! ! !

He reached out to take the paper bag, squeezed out two words between his teeth: "Thank you."

The clerk smiled sweetly: "Customers are our God, and satisfying God is what we should do."

After she finished speaking, she stepped aside, and He Yuan dragged her brother to a remote corner of the store, and said, "Brother! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

He Xuan: "I..."

"Hmph!" He Yuan turned her back angrily, "I'm ignoring you."

Then she turned her head quietly and said, "Unless you show me your women's clothing, I'll tell mom!"

He Xuan: ...

"No."

He Yuan looked suspicious.

He Xuan said again: "No really, you know, I don't like taking pictures."

Sometimes I can't control my ghostly aura, and the photos are all black, so I'm going to take a picture of a ghost.

But if you stand with Shi Qingxuan, it should be fine. After all, he has been a wind master for hundreds of years in his previous life, and the golden light of his merits is not covered.

He Yuan remembered the fragmentary conversations of the other female customers that she had heard at the door of the store, squinted her eyes, and said to his brother: "Brother, use your manly eyes to show your sister the clothes, what do you think I am wearing?" Looks good, I'll wait for you here."

He Yuan has always liked to be lazy, and He Xuan didn't suspect him, so he went to choose clothes for her.

As soon as He Xuan left, He Yuan immediately turned on her phone and started to make trouble.

The clerk accompanied He Xuan to give him some advice, pointed to a set of women's clothing and said, "For your sister's age, this kind is more suitable. It can not only bring out the youthful vitality of her age, but also highlight the goodness of girls." figure."

He Xuan shook his head, but didn't like it.

The clerk pointed him to several other pieces, none of which he liked.

"This one won't work. The skirt is too short, and it can't even cover half of her thighs. She's still a student."

"This one is not good either, the neckline is too low."

"This one is even worse. It's too old-fashioned. She can't support it at her age."

"This color is too bright."

"This is too bland."

"This one……"

When He Yuan managed to find a photo of his brother and another boy in women's clothing, the smiling face of that beautiful shop assistant nearly froze.

Then, He Xuan saw the same style of the white dress that Shi Qingxuan had chosen before, but it was just a different color. Now it is bright yellow. He Xuan thought for a while, "Okay, just this one."

The clerk finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Then He Yuan came out to be a demon, and while the clerk was packing the skirt, she dragged her brother to the cheongsam area, and said very mysteriously: "Brother, I already know, the reason why you and that little brother can be friends , because you have a common hobby - wearing women's clothing! I think you should bring some gifts to your friends when you go back this time, such as this cheongsam!"

Then, she leaned into her brother's ear and said, "I also know where there are maid outfits for sale, brother, do you want to go and have a look?"

He Xuan originally wanted to refuse with a righteous face, but after thinking about Shi Qingxuan, like those little girls in the anime his sister watched, wearing a maid outfit and calling him master, he couldn't stand it.

Looking at these cheongsams again, and thinking about the way Shi Qingxuan put them on, his eyes darkened.

Although Shi Qingxuan is not very tall, he is definitely not short. Standing in the crowd of girls, he is definitely tall and can support this cheongsam.

And he has a good figure, with a waist and legs.

Then in his fantasy, Shi Qingxuan, who was wearing a cheongsam and had a bumpy figure, suddenly covered one side of his chest, and said to him: "No! Brother He! My fake breasts fell off again!"

He Xuan was instantly startled awake!

He Yuan:?

"Brother what happened to you?"

Shi Qingxuan didn't know that his brother He was YYing him, he was shopping on Taobao, customizing his favorite clothes.

While browsing Taobao, he wondered: "I think these Hanfu are pretty, why don't people wear them now."

Shi Wudu tidied up the room, and said indifferently, "What to wear is not what to wear."

Suddenly, an advertisement barrage popped up on the computer screen, it was wedding photography.

Looking at the beautiful wedding dress, Shi Qingxuan is not very interested in photography, but he has a lot of ideas about this wedding dress.

There are also Fengguan Xiapei, palace clothes, and C clothes. He is very thoughtful.

However, it takes a long time to wait for manual customization. After all, it is all done by hand, and he doesn't like those produced by machinery.

Just as he was hesitating, the computer was poisoned.

Shi Qingxuan: ...

Teacher Wudu: ...

"Forget it, you'd better not touch the computer for now, come and watch the movie."

"Look at what?" Shi Qingxuan asked.

Teacher Wudu: "Curse grudges."

Shi Qingxuan: "!!!"

"QAQ, but I'm scared!"

Teacher Wudu: "Anyway, people who have been gods in the previous generation are afraid of what kind of ghosts, and they can't be ashamed."

Shi Qingxuan thought for a while, and said seriously: "But with my unlucky physique, what if a ghost really ran out?!"

Shi Wudu abruptly pulled him over, "You must practice your courage, what kind of man is you if you don't dare to walk alone at night, and you really think you are my sister if you put on a woman's clothes!"

Shi Qingxuan yelled loudly, "I don't dare to walk at night alone because of ghosts? With my luck, can you rest assured that I will walk at night alone!"

The female ghost in the red dress squatting at the window saw this scene, neither advancing nor retreating, she climbed up with great difficulty, not to mention how difficult it was to climb down, if one foot missed, although the fall would not kill her, it would still hurt.

But if they go in, they are watching ghost movies in the living room. These two people with golden merit and virtue, as long as they have some snacks, they will definitely be able to see her.

However, Mr. Ghost King doesn't seem to be very satisfied with what he took before, so she should take it again.

What to do, it's so difficult.

Then, Shi Qingxuan was frightened by the plot of the curse and screamed, broke free from his brother's shackles, had to run back to the room, and met the female ghost squatting at the window.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

The author has something to say: Actually, I haven't read The Grudge, but my classmates said it was quite scary.