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In the past, there was a man of Zheng who bought a scorpion and returned the pearl, but now there is a little fox who swallows the pill whole.

When Bai Zhao refused to find out that the inner alchemy was chewed and eaten directly as a peanut, Qingfeng was already touching his warm stomach, frowned and smacked his tongue, disgusted with the weird and unpalatable taste.

In this regard, Bai Zhaozhen, who has always been calm and relaxed, had blue veins on his forehead, and commented eight words rather angrily - a cow chewing peonies, a waste of everything.

But eat it and eat it, what else can you do with it?The fox under him, he pets himself.

As a result, Bai Zhaoyu also belatedly discovered one thing, the little fairy official who stood on Zhuxiantai and vowed to start all over again, after he really came down to the mortal world, he was not keen on becoming a fairy.Three days of cultivation, fishing and two days of drying the nets, I am happy and busy every day, but I am not busy studying Taoism.

Bai Zhao refused to stand under the luxuriant mulberry tree, rubbing his chin thoughtfully watching the little fox wagging its tail and running around.

It has recently raised a few silkworm babies, and it is more important than itself. Every evening, it pulls white tricks and refuses to pick mulberry leaves after catching fish and shrimp.Its stature is not as good as Bai Zhao's refusal, and most of the time, it commands Bai Zhao's refusal to climb the tree from below.

Today is business as usual.

After picking a few mulberry leaves that were slightly visible from the bottom circle, it wandered back to Bai Zhaoju's side, pointed to the tree as it should, and motioned for him to climb the tree.

Because of her poor foundation and weak demon power, she has been unable to transform into form and cannot speak.

Bai Zhao refused to squint his eyes, and couldn't help wondering whether this fox fairy official didn't want to return to the heaven at all?

Qingfeng didn't care what he was thinking about, and dragged him under the mulberry tree.

Now is the season when spring is warm and flowers are blooming.

Standing here and looking north, you can just see the main peak of Luwu Mountain.A Cui Wei mountain, tall and steep.Among the cliffs, the flowers and trees compete for novelty, and the pines and bamboos compete for greenery.Especially the large maple leaf forests on the mountainside are green and fresh in color, which is particularly beautiful.Qingfeng likes autumn and maple trees.When the maple leaf is green, it is low-key and gentle, and when it is dyed red, it is unrestrained and domineering. The contradictory and harmonious temperament makes it uniquely attractive.

Qingfeng looked at the scenery silently, and walked a few steps away unconsciously. Not long after, it seemed that someone came up from the mountain, and the voice was getting closer and closer.After careful identification, it found that it was Lord Bao and Brother Tu who were in charge of collecting protection fees for Sai Taisui!

The two of them were humming a folk song for patrolling the mountain, carrying a jingling cloth bag, and walking towards this side from the path.

Qingfeng was not too familiar with the tinkling sound of the cloth bag!It is the amber stone used by Sai Taisui to collect protection fees!The amber stone has been refined and turned into a treasure that can store cultivation bases. When it is put on the heads of spirit monsters, it will automatically and consciously absorb the portion that should be offered.

When Sai Taisui sent out invitations before, an amber stone fell on the back of the invitations.It seems that Lord Leopard and Brother Tu are recycling amber stones today.

It was really a narrow road, when Qingfeng saw them, he stepped on the watermelon rind and wanted to slip away.

Unexpectedly, the sharp-eyed Brother Rabbit saw it at a glance, jumped out quickly, and stammered: "Coincidental, it's a coincidence! Let's, let's take a short walk! Stop, stop!"

Lord Bao Tengteng rushed forward, grabbed Qingfeng by the back of the neck, and grabbed him like a chicken.

Qingfeng's mouth shrunk, and after a useless resistance and struggle, he held a small piece of amber stone against a small spider bitterly, watching helplessly as his hard-working cultivation of three months was sucked away.

With the loss of vitality in the body, the round face of the little fox, which has just been raised in the past two months, gradually sunken from the cheeks, and the face became thinner, and the pair of black eyes became bigger and bigger, embedded in the palm-sized awl face. Add two smoky dark circles to the eye, and it's like hell.

Qingfeng's waist gradually bent, and after Brother Tu took off the green amber stone from its head, it gasped weakly and quickly.

"And your relative, the other ugly fox, will you continue to pay for him? Or should he do it himself?" Master Bao said in a rough voice.

Can he come by himself?

Although Qingfeng was very vain, his eyes immediately sparkled when he heard this.

"Does he have the qualifications to pay the protection fee?" Master Bao took out another roll of the local demon population census form from his arms, grabbed a charcoal pencil and began to write.

Qingfeng's eyes are dumbfounded, qualifications?Do I have to be eligible to pay the protection fee?Hehe, it suddenly wanted to lose this qualification.

Brother Tu started to popularize science, ignoring its stuttering time, a brief summary is as follows:

[-]. Living in this mountain for more than three months;

[-]. Adult monsters with cultivation ability;

[-]. Single demons have independent residences, and married demons share residences with their spouses.

Brother Tu hadn't finished the first two items, Qing Fengtou nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, and he had trouble with the last item.

Obviously, Bai Zhaozhen is just like him, he is a single fox that no one wants. He is currently eating, drinking, and living in its house, without any independent residence.

In Qingfeng, he was debating whether to sell fellow Taoists or not, and Bai Zhao, who was not far away, refused to pick the full mulberry leaves, and happened to land on an old locust tree not far away from it, the red one. The fur, the green leaves, and the milky white Sophora japonica flowers all complement each other in harmony.

Qingfeng heard the movement, and when he looked up, he saw Bai Zhao's disgusted face.

It narrowed its eyes, raised its arms without thinking, and pointed its pointed paws at the red fox with two legs on the tree.

——For this kind of thing, it is natural for a poor Taoist friend to die, and he cannot suffer alone.

Bai Zhao refused for a moment, touched his forehead melancholy, and sighed softly at the sky: "Stupid idiot." Under the watchful eyes of Lord Bao and Brother Tu, he resigned himself to his fate and jumped off the tree.

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In the end, Bai Zhao, whose red hair was so dim that it turned gray, sighed helplessly, walked up to the little white fox with fluttering steps, and lay side by side with it on the green grass of Fangcao Slope, after basking in the sun and the moon, Use this most ancient method to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon, and return to the original.

The moon is bright and the stars are twinkling.The main star in the west has not returned to its position, and the colors of the stars in that piece of sky are all dimmed.

Bai Zhao refused to lie on Qingfeng's side with his arms on his pillow. The night wind blew his long hair like black ink. It's still the red-haired and white-eared Sato fox.

It seems that he can only stay in the world for a while longer.

"The past is over, it's useless to be angry. Starting tomorrow, I will teach you the art of cultivating immortals again, okay?"

There was no reply, and the little fox lying beside him had already fallen asleep hugging his fluffy tail.

At the same time, in the blessed land of Luwu Mountain, Sai Taisui inspected the amber stones one by one while listening to the reports of the day's work by his subordinates.

Just as he was talking about adding a demon mouth, a small ant amber stone in Sai Taisui's hand suddenly emitted a pale golden light, illuminating the entire cave, and a powerful and familiar divine power rushed out of the amber stone .

At that moment, Sai Taisui remembered the fear of being conquered by that man, he quickly withdrew his hand and threw the amber stone back into the bag...

When the construction of Baizhao's newly built log cabin on Fangcao Slope was coming to an end, Sai Taisui's birthday banquet arrived as scheduled.

The day before the birthday banquet, Qingfeng secretly began to clean his stomach, just to open his belly and eat a big meal, and eat back the money he had folded in.

As a result, after a while of tossing, coupled with the fact that his spirit was unstable after being sucked away, in the evening, the entire fox was crippled, lying sickly on the small wooden bed, his eyes were dazed, and he was listless.

Bai Zhao refused to stand by the bed, holding the book with one paw, and rubbing his stomach with the other.

He has recently become obsessed with making tea and discussing Taoism. He searched for a book dedicated to making tea from somewhere, and read it with great interest every day.

Seeing that the time for the banquet was approaching, and he had no intention of going out at all, Qingfeng couldn't help being anxious, and even urged him several times.It was the last time I heard the hungry sound of "cuckoo" coming from its little stomach, and then it showed a look of "condescension" and reluctantly went to see it.

——If you go out like this, you will be beaten easily.

Qingfeng finally swallowed his saliva, waved his little claws, and watched him off to the banquet with eyes full of envy.After a long while, I belatedly remembered that it had never brought Bai Zhaozhen to Dongtian Paradise before, and just forgot to draw a small map for him, and wondered if he could find the right direction.

At this time, the tired birds are returning to their nests, Wujin is falling to the west, springs and waterfalls are flying along the way in the mountains, Yao grass and strange flowers, the scenery is too beautiful to behold.

Bai Zhao refused to enjoy the scenery inadvertently, and went straight to the blessed land of the cave.

When he was about to arrive, he suddenly heard the voices of people in front of him, how lively it was, so he stopped and looked around.

I saw a row of banners fluttering in the wind at the entrance of the blessed land of caves, hundreds of fresh flowers and flowers, piles of goblins and goblins laughing and greeting each other, and the enchanting and charming flowers, bewitching ghosts, smiling cleverly.Looking from a distance, all kinds of evil spirits are full of noise, very lively.

Everything is far away from the cold paradise in his memory.

Bai Zhao refused to smile slightly, but he was also relieved.The vicissitudes of the sea can also be turned into a mulberry field, and how many years have passed, the paradise and the blessed land are no longer what he was at that time, just as his mood at this moment is also very different from when he was sitting in the heavenly palace.

Everyone has their own good fortune, and the heaven and the earth have their own laws, which cannot be forced.

After handing over the post, he entered the mansion together with all the monsters.

Hundreds of stone tables and benches are set up in Dongtian Fudi, which are neat and tidy. There are countless delicious wines and delicacies, delicacies of mountains and seas, fresh fruits and wild mushrooms on the tables.

Fresh bayberry and wild mulberry, sweet and sour taste; yellow loquat pink peach, with branches and leaves; sweet watermelon with green skin and red sac, hard shell and soft meat, milky coconut milk.In Dongtian Paradise, regardless of seasons and seasons, there are all kinds of fruits and vegetables in the world, which are inexhaustible in production and inexhaustible.

Mountain and wild monsters come and go alone, alone, regardless of the order of their elders, and regardless of their abilities.Sitting down is a brother, holding a glass of wine is a friend, push a glass for a change, eat melons and meat, enjoy it to your heart's content.

Bai Zhao refused to find an empty seat at random, and after taking a few sips of fine wine in a luminous cup, he grandly took out a basket box, picked and started packing for takeaway.Thinking that there were few things that the little fox wouldn't eat, he took a portion of everything, even the chicken soup, which was very difficult to carry, was not left behind.

Not long after, all the monsters at the table noticed his behavior. After laughing, they also found it interesting, and handed him uncollected food one after another.

"Is it for the young lady at home? There is also a greedy lady in my family."

Bai Zhao refused to tilt his head, blinked his lazy eyes and smiled, "There is a greedy one in the family, not a little lady, but a little fox."

"Sure enough, a fox's mate can only be a fox!"

The fox family is changeable, most of them are beautiful, and they like to be close to mortals, they are mostly fascinated by love, but they are also associated with appearance, so there is a well-known rumor in the demon world that foxes choose mates, and non-humans have them in their families.

partner?Bai Zhao refuses to comment, so it can be regarded as, if it is more accurate, it is a fellow Taoist who is practicing together.If the little fox was present, he would definitely jump out with his hips akimbo to refute, eat it, drink it and sleep with it, it is clearly the second uncle!

Thinking of how angry it was, but how aggrieved and pitiful it was that he couldn't help it, Bai Zhao couldn't help but raise his lips and smile, not realizing that his brows and eyes were full of tenderness and affection.

Seeing his expression, the surrounding monsters softened their hearts and packed food for him more enthusiastically.

Just as all the monsters were in harmony, amidst the laughter and laughter, the sky was suddenly surrounded by auspicious clouds and colorful auspicious mist.A loud fairy sound came from the sky, and a pair of phoenixes soared in, circling around the top of the cave.

The demons had never seen such a battle before, they only knew that it was auspicious and auspicious, and they praised each other, and they were even more amazed at Sai Tai Sui's birthday celebration.

In the audience, only Bai Zhao refused to shake his head helplessly, chuckled lightly, and drank the jade liquid in the cup leisurely.

The pair of phoenixes turned into a pair of fairy boys and fairies, holding on to the banners and treasure covers, carrying purple and gold fairy robes, and went to the depths of the cave.

Sai Taisui, who was hiding inside, eating pills and sucking stones, was dragged out with a dazed expression on his face. After changing into the big red longevity robe, he was held by the fairy boy and fairy, and flew away in the daytime on the purple golden auspicious cloud...

The news of Sai Tai Sui's ascension on Mount Luwu quickly spread throughout the Three Realms.

Some are happy and some are sad.

——The hundred and eighty immortal officials under Xidi's command who were waiting eagerly at the Nantianmen, all of them had a calm face, glaring angrily at the newly promoted immortal official in front of them, gritted their teeth and uttered three swear words, then flung their sleeves away.

——The monsters who came to the banquet that night were very excited and proud. It turned out that the legendary big man who was going to be born was Sai Taisui!First Baidi, then Sai Taisui, Luwu Mountain is really a blessed place for cultivation

——Sai Taisui, the person concerned, to be precise, Suan Ni, one of the former White Emperor's mounts, and now the newly promoted little sage Hui Yao, is full of melancholy, grievously wandering around the Nantian Gate, unwilling to go in.If he wanted to become an immortal, how could he have privately descended to become the king of the mountain?Living low-key on Luwu Mountain, finally waiting for the death of the Lord, thinking that he can finally be happy, who knows that he is holding a birthday banquet, and then flies up inexplicably, so there is nothing wrong with it!It's all because of that broken rock!

The full Qingtian was also happy. He touched his bulging belly and rolled on the wooden bed contentedly.

Finally earned a wave!

But its good mood didn't last long.

Bai Zhao refused to dry its mouth and wash its face, and put a gourd of golden pills from Sai Taisui beside its pillow.After tidying up a bit, she lay down on the other half of the bed, and embraced the fragrant and soft blue sky into her bosom, which was slightly scented with wine.

When Qingtian didn't know whether he was sleepy or drunk, he heard him softly whispering in its ear:

"...I will move out tomorrow."

"!" Qingfeng raised his head suddenly.

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