[comprehensive] cute guide

"Yo? Fengxiao?"

"Ah!" Guo Jia trembled in fright, and he turned his head until he saw the person behind him before he heaved a sigh of relief, "It turned out to be the lord! Huh——Jia was scared to death."

"Aha?" Cao Cao couldn't help but lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "What is Feng Xiao doing again? Why are you afraid of being known by others?"

Guo Jia rolled his eyes at him angrily, and generously exposed the flagon hidden in his skirt, taking the opportunity to spit out his bitterness: "How can Jia do something wrong? Can what Jia did be called something wrong?"

Seeing the wine hidden in Guo Jia's bosom, he couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "Hahahaha, why don't Feng Xiao invite Wen Ruo to have a few drinks with you?"

Guo Jia's face turned bitter in an instant: "Master, you have changed! It's not like you don't know that if Wen Ruo knows that Jia is secretly drinking, Jia may not even smell the smell of wine in the next few months. You can't tell the truth! "

Cao Cao couldn't help laughing out loud, but seeing his counselor getting more and more bitter and looking like he was about to cry, Cao Cao put away his laughter in moderation, but he still couldn't hide the smile on his face live.Cao Cao smiled and said, "Isn't it? Today is New Year's Eve, so why not drink? Even Wen Ruo wouldn't stop Feng Xiao from drinking, would he?"

Guo Jia remembered that he almost got drunk to death on a certain New Year's day. If it wasn't for the medicine left by Xiao Ya, he might have died young. At that time, Wen Ruo, who invited him to drink, was scared to death. Later, when he mentioned drinking, Wen Ruo's face darkened, Guo Jia couldn't help shaking his head, and quickly grabbed Cao Cao, who really wanted to go to Xun Yu to intercede for him, and said in multiple voices: "Don't, don't, don't! It's about this, my lord. Don't ask any more questions, Jia Ke dare not drink in front of Wen Ruo anymore, his expression is, tsk tsk, a gentleman is like a dragon, and the dragon has reverse scales, you can't touch it. Jia better not provoke that gentleman Wen Ruo! My lord If you really feel sorry for Jia, why don't you secretly give Jia two altars of fine wine as a New Year's gift?"

Cao Cao choked, and turned back to meet Guo Jia's sincere eyes. He was at a loss for words, and it took him a long time to regain his language ability: "Good job, Guo Fengxiao! I wonder why Guo Fengxiao, who has always been an alcoholic, has changed his sex now. , the co-authors are waiting for me here! Come on, talk to Cao, which jar of fine wine in Cao's mansion is being targeted by you, a drunk again?"

Guo Jia showed an embarrassing expression, Cao Cao's heart suddenly rang, and he hurriedly waved his hand to stop what Guo Jia was about to say: "Okay! Don't talk about Feng Xiao! If you say fuck, I won't give it to you. .”

Guo Jia's eyes widened in disbelief: "My lord, how can you go back on your word?"

"Hehe." Cao Cao answered Guo Jia's question with two meaningful words in a very fashionable way, but Cao Cao explained it under Guo Jia's eyes accusing you of being a liar: "Others don't understand Cao, but they don't understand it." You? Things that can make you feel embarrassed... Hehe, Fuck thinks that Feng Xiao should not open his mouth. If you open your mouth, it’s so embarrassing if you don’t give it to you. If you are too embarrassed to open it, give it to you. That must be painful."

! ! !Guo Jia looked at Cao Cao's expression of reason in shock, and felt that he was about to be suffocated by the shock of his lord's magical manipulation, so wouldn't you be embarrassed to say something that was contradictory?You said you were going to give Jiamei wine just now, but now you don't give it away!Doesn't your conscience ache?

How could Cao Cao, who hit it off at first sight, drink and fart together, and hang out lazily, could not understand the meaning of his own good friends, but Cao Cao was not ashamed at all: ":) It won't hurt~ You don't like Fengxiao Something like a conscience is needed."

! ! !Guo Jia instantly covered his heart, and died!Could it be that his lord was spoiled by Wen Ruo?He wasn't like this before!He actually learned to hate him?Isn't he the little cutie of his lord? QAQGuo Jia's eyes were locked on Cao Cao in an instant, his acting skills were on the line in one second, and in the next second he slowly and slowly fell in front of Cao Cao in the posture of Xizi holding his heart, lying on his side on the ground with one hand stretched out towards Cao Cao , Zuo Mei cried out in a tearful voice: "Hey, lord, you have changed! You don't love Jia anymore, tell Jia if you have someone else outside? The one who knows me will be filial piety." What about it? Now you can’t even satisfy the little request of your confidant? Boom, lord! You haven’t even sent me this year’s offering! Now you don’t even give me wine! Boom, Why is Jia's life so hard? If I had known that Jia would be with my old friend back then, at least he would not give up wine during the New Year! Hey, hey..."

Seeing Guo Jia's fall, Cao Cao was startled and almost agreed to Guo Jia's request, but when he heard someone who was possessed by a dramatist kept yelling, Cao Cao's expression changed from oOo to= -= At the end →_→, Cao Cao stared blankly at someone’s hand holding his ankle, and seriously began to think whether he should kick him away or kick him away?Hehe still mentioning his old friend in front of him?So if he thinks about his old friend, he will go find his old friend, and see if Yuan Shao will pamper him so much, heh, do you really think he has no temper? !He, he... QAQ, he is really reluctant to punish him, well, it seems that it is time to throw Feng Xiao to live with Wen for a few days, if this continues, Feng Xiao will let himself go, he does not believe that Wen Ruo will follow Gongda also helped him with the paperwork!

As for the annual offering, the annual offering...he won't take the blame!Wen Ruo is obviously in charge of this year's annual sacrifice!He and the emperor had already discussed how to pay the yearly confession, and all his own money had been credited to the account. The reason why Guo Jia didn't expect it was because Wen Ruo must have done it!Thinking of the wine cellar of Guoji Restaurant that I heard about two days ago was stolen by a robber for some reason... Cao Cao thinks he still doesn't know anything, one is his bad friend, the other is his ovary, and both are It's his most powerful arm, Cao Cao felt...he can't be provoked, he, the master, should not get involved in the messy things of his subordinates.

Cao Cao just wanted to break away Guo Jia's hand holding his thigh and leave quickly, so as not to be seen by anyone passing by, and then throw away all the people in their Sikong Mansion.But before he could break Guo Jia's hand... "...Master? Feng Xiao? What are you doing?"

Hearing the very familiar gentle voice, Cao Cao and Guo Jia froze for a moment. MMP really came? !Where are the guards?Don't you know how to shout? !Immediately afterwards, another rigid and stern voice came: "Guo Fengxiao?! Are you offending the lord again?"

Guo Jia let go in an instant, and Cao Cao, who hadn't reacted, almost staggered. He just stood up and raised his head, and saw Guo Jia galloping out of the yard like a gust of wind. Did you see Guo Fengxiao? Hahaha my lord, Jia suddenly has something to do, so I'm leaving first."

Cao Cao watched in bewilderment as someone galloped out at a miraculous speed no less than that of riding a horse, and then he reacted mechanically and turned his head to look behind him.Seeing the expected two people behind him, Cao Cao barely showed a smile that was uglier than crying, and tried to greet enthusiastically: "Ha, ha, Wen Ruo, Chang Wen, good morning! Have you eaten yet?"

"..." For a second, Xun Yu didn't want to admit that this was the lord he had his eye on, and he was blind because he was brainwashed by Brother Xiao Ya, right?But... the protagonist I chose has to assist even if he kneels, :) Even if he is offline like Guo Fengxiao... the same ghost!Xun Yu picked up the flagon that fell on the ground and forgot to be taken away expressionlessly, and showed a gentle smile: "Master, are you drinking with Feng Xiao again?"

"No, no! Absolutely not! Wen Ruo, you have to believe me, I just rejected Feng Xiao's suggestion that I give him wine! Special righteous words!"

"……real?"

"real!"

Xun Yu looked suspiciously at Cao Cao's serious expression, and finally looked away without finding any doubts, and respectfully said: "It's Yu who has been abrupt, please keep it up, my lord, don't listen to Feng Xiao's rhetoric so easily, The lord also knows Fengxiao's ability, he still needs to care about the lord's face when dealing with outsiders, but he doesn't even want face for drinking, you can't let go easily."

"Definitely." Cao Cao replied repeatedly, he couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief. Even if he was his lord, facing Xun Wenruo who was really serious would be a headache. Neither speech nor demeanor can make people find fault, but it can make people realize their own mistakes deeply. Although he is not afraid, it is a headache to be caught by Xun Yu for ideological education. After all, he did nothing wrong. For his own good, it is simply impossible to refuse.He is an unruly person, so compared to Xun Yu's gentlemanly demeanor, he is closer to the dissolute Guo Jia, and also...he is unwilling to listen to Xun Yu's ideological education.

But before Cao Cao could relax, he heard another voice faintly: "My lord, please pay attention to your demeanor... It's really inappropriate to hug in broad daylight."

...Cao Cao was silent for a moment, he even forgot that there was another Chen Qun, but hug? ...Although it is true to say so, it really wasn't him who made the first move, and why does it sound a bit weird...Cao · rough nerves · integrity has long been lost · thick-skinned compared to Guo Jia · Fuck immediately grows up He laughed and said: "Hahahaha, Changwen was joking, Cao Cao suddenly remembered that there are still some business affairs that have not been dealt with, let's take a step first, Wen Ruo and Changwen have been busy for a year, hurry up and go home to rest, if you have any work, you can do it tomorrow It's not too late, don't be too late for tonight's banquet!" Saying this, he quickly turned around and ran away without giving Xun Yu and Chen Qun a chance to speak again.

Chen Qun looked at the back of Cao Cao running away, and silently wrote another note to Guo Jia in his heart - he must be reformed through labor if he ruined the lord!Looking at Chen Qun who silently took out his pen and letter and made a note of Guo Jia, Xun Yu didn't intend to stop him at all, even... Xun Yu sneered, knocked the wine pot in his hand, and hummed coldly in his heart, what a Guo Fengxiao , Yang Fengyin violated the game very well!A monk can't run away from the temple if he can run away. Do you think you can run away?When the mountain comes to me, I will go to the mountain, hehe, you should have known that there would be such a day.

While thinking about Xun Yu, he cupped his hands at Chen Qun and said, "I still have other things to do, so I will take my leave first."

"Your Majesty, please." Chen Qun immediately replied respectfully.

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At night, the Sikong Mansion has a banquet.

Dian Wei poked Xu Chu, and asked in a low voice, "Hey, old Xu, who is that pig's head opposite? Why hasn't someone seen it before?"

Xu Chu took a closer look, and suddenly realized: "Oh, it's Guo Jijiu. I was wondering who it was just now, but I remember the clothes. It was Sikong who asked me to give Guo Jijiu last time."

Dian Wei's eyes widened in an instant: "Who is so bold to beat the sacrificial wine of our Sikong Mansion?"

Xu Chu rolled his eyes, pointed to the tea cup that Guo Jia was holding honestly in his hand, and said, "Can you use your brains? Do you think Guo Jijiu looks like he's been bullied?"

Dian Wei took a closer look at Guo Jia, who was holding a teacup and staring at the wine jar in their hands pitifully, and nodded heavily: "Like!"

Xu Chu glared at him angrily, is he stupid!If Guo Jia was really Sikong who was beaten by an outsider, would he still be able to sit on it and drink so calmly?Who doesn't know that Sikong's favorite is Guo Fengxiao, even more than the eldest son!It's like raising him as a son, who dares to touch him?For Dian Wei whose IQ is not online at all, Xu Chu, who thinks he still has a five-point IQ, said that he didn't want to talk to him at all, and threw a jar of wine at him.

On the other side, Xun Yu dragged his eldest nephew, who was drunk for some reason, and carried him back with great effort, and he did not forget to hand Guo Jia, who had lost his mind as if he had turned into a salted fish, to Cao Cao: "My lord Don't give Fengxiao wine to drink anymore!" After receiving Cao Cao's affirmative answer, he staggered away from the banquet with half his back and half supporting Xun You, and he could vaguely hear Xun You's vague ravings: "Lingjun... Ling Jun... Wen Ruo..."

Jia Xu leaned on the courtyard pillar behind him, concealed himself in the shadow, watched the excitement of the banquet with cold eyes, raised his head and drank another glass of wine, and murmured: "Little ancestor, why don't you show up? Then I'm going crazy..." The unfinished sigh was lingering with a trace of drunkenness, I don't know if it's the wine that gets drunk first, and the heart that gets drunk first.

Refilling the glass, looking at the amber liquid in the glass, his eyes glanced at the people in the hall, and finally stopped at another person who was sitting alone behind the desk and drinking by himself, Jia Xu couldn't help chuckling: "Junior brother, see you again Seeing you...it's so good...it's another year...I only hope that you will be with me year after year, and be with you in peace every year." After saying this, he drank the wine in his glass in one gulp, fell drunk at his desk, and The most gentle lovesickness flows from the corners of his eyes before he is drunk.

The sky outside the hall did not know when it began to snow, and the snowflakes were flying... Chasing forward for three thousand years, thinking about 2000 years later, it is the same every year, the same year after year, those who want to stay together will finally get what they want.

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Happy New Year! :) If you want more updates, I wish you all peace and joy every year and all the best!love you guys~

:) This chapter probably spoiled some things, why not guess who Jia Xu is?Hehehe~ But... driving doesn’t exist, I don’t want to have my water meter checked during Chinese New Year :) Bi Xinxin~