[comprehensive] cute guide

Guo Jia discovered for the first time that he had such an interesting little neighbor, well, maybe not a neighbor, after all, he was sure that the mountain forest where he lived in seclusion was uninhabited.Even the small thatched hut he lived in was built by himself after he arrived.So is this little guy lost?Judging from his excitement when he saw him just now, he must have been lost for a long time, otherwise he wouldn't be so excited when he saw someone.

But... Although this mountain forest is not inhabited by humans, it is... not very big, so... Do squirrels also have road idiots?Guo Jia feels that he seems to have discovered a cross-species problem. Of course, this situation is also very likely to be a special case.Guo Jia glanced down at a certain squirrel that let go and threw gold stars in its eyes, and couldn't help laughing for a while, um, it should be a special case.In a good mood, Guo Jia picked up Xiao Ya and held it in his palm, chuckling: "You are so stupid, little guy, a certain name is Guo Jia, how about you? It is inevitable to raise a psychic squirrel like you." He is a person who is not afraid of vulgarity."

Seeing the little squirrel squatting in his palm looking at him in bewilderment, Guo Jia couldn't help laughing out loud, and immediately carried Xiao Ya into the room, put him on the case, and told him, "You just have to Sit down first, don't run around, Jia will be right back." After speaking, Guo Jia turned around and went back to the courtyard to pick up the letter that had just fallen on the ground.He didn't care much about Xiao Ya's response, after all, no matter how vivid his expression seemed to Guo Jia now, he was just a squirrel, and he never expected a squirrel to answer his words.

However, he is very interested in Xiao Ya's "master". After all, a person who can raise a squirrel, put clothes on him, and put on a hat in a decent way, no matter what his talents or learning, must be a wonderful person .Now that Xiao Ya is with him, his "master" will definitely find him soon.The smile on the corners of Guo Jia's lips involuntarily deepened, thinking that he would soon meet a wonderful person who might become a new friend, his mood couldn't stop rising.

On this side, Guo Jia happily packed up the scrolls, and even excitedly took out a bamboo basket he found somewhere to build a nest for Xiao Ya. Keep calling the system.

"Hey! 666, you die for me! What's going on? How could it be Guo Jia? Didn't you brush the Three Kingdoms at the end of Han Dynasty? Can the same world be used twice? What if this encounters Lu Bule? I Will he be beaten to death?!" Xiao Ya was crazy in his heart.But the only response to him was the inorganic system mechanical sound: "Di——It has been detected that it is the same world. The second week of the Three Kingdoms at the end of Han Dynasty has been loaded, and the identity of the host has been changed. Please rest assured the host." 666 has long been addicted to the game and can't extricate himself. Yes, um, fortunately Xiao Ya didn't know the truth, otherwise, the host's hand-to-hand Internet addiction system would probably become the annual 818 in the system world.

Yes!Hearing the system's reply, Xiao Ya reacted suddenly, it seems to be so!He has turned from a wolf to a squirrel!The species has changed, how could Lu Bu recognize him.wrong!The species of hell has changed, he is obviously a human!Always be human!But speaking of people...he remembers that his accounts are all made of faces compared to his own... emmm, well, it's more handsome, but that also means that all his accounts have faces—— face? !This is really sad news. Xiao Ya's mind went blank for a second, and then he began to think silently, if he told Lu Bu that he and his Tiance were twin brothers, would Lu Bu believe it?

...probably not.fall!Lu Xiaobu is not just stupid!How could he be fooled by such words!But...his new owner this time seems to be—Guo Jia? !

Guo Jia, courtesy name Fengxiao, was born in Yangdi, Yingchuan. He studied in Yingchuan Academy when he was young, and became an official of Cao Cao at the age of 27.Xiao Ya quickly went through Guo Jia's information in his mind, and then realized, huh?He seems to have never been out of Yingchuan!Lu Bu has never been to Yingchuan, very good, the crisis is over!Xiao Ya immediately breathed a sigh of relief, this way there will be no problem, and he doesn't have to worry about the tragedy of being beaten into a husky after being discovered by Lu Bu.

It's not that Xiao Ya has the heart to make Lu Bu feel sad for him, but Xiao Ya feels that short-term pain is worse than long-term pain. No matter how good his relationship with Lu Bu is, Lu Bu has experienced many life and death. It's just a moment of sentimentality, otherwise, if Lu Bu knew that he was still alive but couldn't be with him, that kind of longing would be even more tormenting.

Xiao Ya, who had a clear conscience, quickly put aside the matter of Lu Bu, and turned his attention to his new owner.Xiao Ya let go of his psychological burden...huh?Wait, Guo Jia? ! ! !The one born with Guo Fengxiao?Blessing the god of filial piety? ! !Ahhh!System you are great!Come on, add chicken legs to the system!Large portion, super large portion, for the whole family!What?You said Lu Bu?Of course, Lu Bu is also a male god, but when did he say that he has only one male god? !

That's Guo Jiaye!Born Guo Fengxiao, the hero crowns all the heroes.The scriptures and history are hidden in the abdomen, and the armor is hidden in the chest.Guo Fengxiao's strategy is like Fan Li, and his decision-making is like Chen Ping's!And Guo Jia, who is called the prodigal son, has a strong Wei and Jin style when he hears it, okay?and!the most important is!God!He just smiled at him!Focus on it, and smile!Super su!Xiao Ya felt as if he had suddenly acquired something called a girl's heart. He was afraid that he was going to bend... No way!Even a male god can't break him!But... the male god is really good at Su!

If Lu Bu is the strongest representative of force in Xiao Ya's eyes, then Guo Jia is the ultimate form of a scholar in Xiao Ya's heart.This does not mean that Guo Jia is the smartest person, but in Xiao Ya's eyes, Guo Jia's unrestrained, free and unrestrained life attitude, his unpredictable tricks, and his philosophy of life with equality and restraint are undoubtedly It is the smartest and most comfortable way of living, and I haven't wronged myself at all. It can be said to be extremely comfortable.

After all, people can only live for a hundred years, and if they have fulfilled their responsibilities, why should they care about the opinions of others? Guo Jia is probably the best person in this regard.Moreover, his unrestrained indulgence is based on the fact that he has fulfilled his duties. This is what Xiao Ya admires most about him. After all, there are few people who can live the life they want on the basis of completing their work. Woolen cloth?This is an amazing ability.Otherwise, many years later, Chen Qun wouldn't be able to pick out half of Guo Jia's faults except for one sentence of misconduct.And in the face of such a suspicious person like Cao Cao, Guo Jia's wisdom in dealing with things is undoubtedly outstanding in order to gain full trust.

"Hey, what's wrong with the little guy? Did you fall stupidly?" Xiao Ya suddenly came to his senses when the voice came, but before he could raise his head and see his male god clearly, he felt a slam on the forehead. Ya was immediately thrown backwards and fell into a ball on the desk.Hearing Guo Jia's uncontrollable sneer, Xiao Ya instantly felt wronged and rolled himself into a ball. [Grievance.jpg] I didn't expect you to be such a god!Hey, my forehead hurts so much.

Guo Jia couldn't help laughing at the perfect interpretation of what it means to be aggrieved and crying into a ball. It's a little unreasonable.Guo Jia coughed twice, tried hard to suppress the smile in his voice to make his voice sound more sincere, and apologized: "It's Jia who was rude, please forgive me, Brother Squirrel, please?"

Xiao Ya quietly put down a small paw covering his face and glanced at Guo Jia secretly. Although he still saw the corner of his mouth upturned, but... A pair of clear and energetic eyes looked at him sincerely, Xiao Ya Involuntarily put down the paw that covered his face and pretended to cry, and sat up obediently. When he realized it, he had already accepted Guo Jia's apology involuntarily.Xiao Ya couldn't help covering his face secretly, "Should live forever!"God, you are foul!Beauty tricks are prohibited!Xiao Ya rubbed his red forehead aggrievedly, glanced at Guo Jia's unstoppable smile, puffed his mouth helplessly, acquiesced to Guo Jia's apology, hey, what else can I do, I'm a fan God, of course forgive him~

Xiao Ya got up neatly, leaned forward and gently rubbed Guo Jia's hand.Guo Jia couldn't help raising his eyebrows, did he really understand?Could it be that this squirrel has become a sperm?But Guo Jia is not afraid even if he becomes a spirit, after all... a squirrel spirit that can be poked down with a single finger really doesn't look like a threat.Guo Jia casually handed over a piece of jerky. Although he didn't know what squirrels ate, he probably could eat anything that humans could eat, right?

Then Guo Jia saw Xiao Ya take the jerky unsuspectingly, and took a sip... leaving two front teeth marks... "Puff ha ha ha ha!" Guo Jia's undisguised laughter shook the people on the roof The grass trembled three times, and Xiao Ya stared at the jerky with only a tooth mark in front of him in bewilderment, and suddenly thought... squirrels seem to eat nuts, and the two front teeth of squirrels seem to be unable to bite meat... ...So he can only eat fruit in the future? !Xiao Ya's eyes widened all of a sudden, no, tell him it's not true, this is simply the worst news he's heard since time travelling!What is the difference between a life that cannot eat meat and salted fish? !

Thinking that Xiao Ya, who can't eat a lot of food with these two front teeth, instantly became depressed. This is not true, it is really terrible!Xiao Yasheng slumped on the table helplessly, he didn't even have the strength to care about him with Guo Jia and make fun of him.

Guo Jia looked at Xiao Ya who was slumped into a squirrel pancake on the table and couldn't help shaking his head and laughing, tsk tsk, the dim aura around him was really interesting, I really don't know how such an interesting little guy was raised, if he hadn't already What the master said, he really wants to keep him for a while. Well, I just don’t know how long this little guy can live in his hands. After all, he was reprimanded by Wen Ruo as a person who can’t even feed a wheat seedling. ...

Guo Jia picked up the wine gourd hanging on the wall, raised his head and took a sip, and then heaved a long sigh of relief, um, it’s comfortable, as expected, wine is the most delicious thing in the world, hehehe, fortunately Wen Ruo came last time He secretly hid the wine in the mountains, otherwise he wouldn't have wine to drink now.Guo Jia took another sip of wine, clicked his mouth happily, and then saw Xiao Ya's small ears pricked up, and then his small nose moved slightly, as if he smelled something, and sat up suddenly.

Guo Jia laughed and toasted, and said to Xiao Ya, "How about it? Brother Squirrel, do you want to taste Jia's fine wine?"

Xiao Ya stared straight at the wine gourd in Guo Jia’s hand, and quickly ran through a series of equations in his mind——Guo Jia died early = he was in poor health = he couldn’t drink much = it’s better not to drink = he couldn’t be allowed to drink, Xiao, good baby, no need to socialize, hates getting drunk, Ya quickly judged the nature of the wine.Then another thought popped into my mind - how dare you drink with such a weak body?Still drinking for a long time?The liver is not good and you still drink a ghost?This kind of bear child should be made into a statue with a hibiscus and then dragged away and stitched!Doctor Xiao, although Shan Xiuli, still has a bad temper, Hua Ya immediately sentenced Guo Jia to death for his wine.

Just when Xiao Ya was about to pounce on Guo Jia's wine gourd, Xiao Ya suddenly reacted, huh?How did he know that Guo Jia's liver was not good?Oh, it's Wanhua's memory... Hey, even Li Jinghua has such a bad temper, is it true that Wanhua only looks gentle and elegant?Xiao Ya silently withdrew his legs and stared quietly at Guo Jia's wine gourd, watching him drinking the wine leisurely, thinking seriously, should he go up and kill him, kill him, or kill him?

When Xiao Ya came back to his senses, Guo Jia had already drunk half of the gourd wine and was lying on the couch yawning and coughing from time to time. One's own body, sooner or later, will be exhausted!But... even if it is taken away, it will only be for a while, Guo Jia is also his male god, he has taught Lu Bu the art of war, so we can't favor one over the other, although Guo Jia definitely does not need him to teach, but with the ability of his disciple of Wanhua Xinglin to help him It should be possible to recuperate his body and help him avoid the fate of early death, right?Xiao Ya thought uncertainly, but now the first thing to do is to grab the wine, get to know Guo Jia again, and determine the relationship between the main pet...

Xiao Ya turned his head and glanced at the setting sun outside the window, moved his legs decently, and did a set of warm-up exercises, and then swooped down, snatched Guo Jia's wine gourd and ran away, thanking the squirrel for his help The motor nerves are still much better than that of Guo Jia. Although Xiao Ya has not fully adapted to this new way of running, he is still faster than Guo Jia, so in the blink of an eye Xiao Ya So he walked Guo Jia out of the small yard surrounded by fences.

Guo Jia had been watching with great interest the little squirrel he had picked up doing some weird movements, but he never thought that he would suddenly come up and snatch his wine, and run away with it!Guo Jia is not happy now, you can rob me, but you can't rob me of wine!There was not much left after being scraped by Wen Ruo, Guo Jia hurriedly chased him out to get back his wine gourd: "Hey! Bring it back to Jia! Return the wine to Jia! ... Ouch, hello! Little Ancestor, slow down! Don't spill the wine! Jia's wine!" Although Guo Jia wanted to chase after him, his health was already bad and he was out of breath after running a few steps, so he could only watch Xiao Ya helplessly. Running farther and farther, he disappeared into the woods holding his precious wine gourd.

After Xiao Ya confirmed that he was out of Guo Jia's sight, he took a look at the already dark sky and opened his system interface with satisfaction. The next second, a man in a black and purple suit suddenly appeared in the forest , Zhong Lingyuxiu, gentle and moist as jade, just like a family member.

Xiao Ya shook the wine gourd hanging on his fingertips, showing a gentle smile, but the words he said were completely inconsistent with his temperament: "Feng Xiao male god~ I'm coming~"

The author has something to say:

Thank you Mingshidian, the bitter cutie of cappuccino, the author of this book is the nutrient solution watered by the cutie under me, the cutie Ye Buxiu, the cutie Yingluo~ I love you so much~