[comprehensive] cute guide

"Hahahaha, happy! Xianbei children are really vulnerable! Tsk, it would be great if Aya was there too, and if I join hands with Aya, that Xianbei will immediately piss off and go back to his hometown." The halberd was thrown onto the weapon rack, and then he sat down on the main seat.Immediately after Lu Bu saw Cheng Lian and Zhang Liao standing in the tent at some time, Gao Shun who came in behind him, and a scribe who he didn't know at the first standing proudly, Lu Bu immediately frowned.

Seeing the sudden tense atmosphere, Xiao Ya couldn't help retracting his paws that had already entered the tent, and he died!Could this be someone sent by Ding Yuan again?When is this? Do you still want to call Lu Bu back to be the master book? !Is Ding Yuan's brain really all right?

Lu Bu kept silent with a sullen face, ignored Zhang Liao who was trying to wink at him, and just stared at the scribe so viciously.The man was so frightened that he took two steps back, and then he seemed to realize that he seemed to be losing his majesty and that Lu Bu didn't dare to do anything to him, so he stopped quickly, pretended to be calm with his hands behind his back, and said, "Someone is Bingzhou Don't drive Jiang Chang, Jiang Mao'an, the governor sent someone to supervise the military, and I hope that General Lu will come to ask someone's opinion before moving the army in the future, and don't transfer troops privately."

As soon as these words came out, all the generals in the tent trembled, even Gao Shun couldn't help looking at Jiang Mao'an with surprise and admiration, no one else, just because he was so fucking brave!Ding Yuan is Lu Bu's father, he should do everything for granted, but what kind of onion is he, Jiang Mao'an?Dare to be an arrow with a chicken feather?Not to mention that Ding Yuan only asked him to supervise the military, even if Ding Yuan really asked him to be the chief military officer, as long as Lu Bu was still in the army, he would be the actual leader of the army. Military Quan, even gave him a hat of privately dispatching troops, what a guts!Isn't he afraid that Lu Bu will kill him with a punch?

Jiang Chang, on the other hand, regarded Gao Shun and the others' amazed gazes as admiration, and he was complacent. He believed that he was sent by Ding Yuan, and that Lu Bu was just a fake. Unexpectedly, in his opinion, Lu Bu is just a stupid warrior without a high-ranking official position, and he is nothing compared to Bingzhou Biejia appointed by the emperor of Han Dynasty.

"Oh, get out!" Before Jiang Chang finished his dream of Spring and Autumn, he heard Lu Bu yelled violently, and a table case flew out, brushing his face, and the strong wind blowing past his face directly It hurts to shave.Jiang Chang was so frightened that his legs trembled, but he was also furious. He pointed at Lu Bu and shouted angrily, "Are you going to rebel? Boy, don't drive in Bingzhou! You..."

"Get out!" Lu Bu pulled out Fang Tian's painted halberd on the weapon rack and threw it casually. Jiang Chang saw Fang Tian's painted halberd coming and fell to the ground in fright, "Ah—" Seeing With the wet pants between Jiang Chang's legs, and Fang Tian's painted halberd buzzing at his feet, Zhang Liao couldn't help laughing out loud, "Pfft—" He dared to brush the general's beard with such courage, what should he do? Is he stupid, or is the ignorant fearless?

Seeing the water stains on the ground, Lu Bu shouted disgustedly to the outside: "Come here, someone will drag him down!"

After Jiang Chang, who was still trembling with fear, was dragged away, Zhang Liao, Cheng Lian, Gao Shun and Lu Bu talked to each other for a while and then slipped away immediately after confirming that they were on standby. .The shrewd three also left immediately. Xiao Ya, who was hiding behind the curtain, struggled for a long time with distorted expressions, and finally walked into the tent cautiously, alas, who is his male god? He's coaxing~

Xiao Ya leaned forward and gently rubbed Lu Bu's hand, and then Lu Bu hugged him into his arms and rubbed him wildly, complaining while rubbing: "I really don't know what that old... foster father thinks! I’m so angry! Is Lao Shizi’s fake prosperity because he’s out of his mind? If he doesn’t listen to someone when he marches and fights, can he still listen to his layman? It’s just playing the piano!”

Xiao Ya, who was messed up by Lu Bu and still a little depressed, almost let out a pig cry when he heard Lu Bu's complaint, Jia Wangcai, the god, his name is Jiang Mao'an!Co-author of the male god, you didn't even hear his name clearly, hahahaha suddenly felt a little sympathetic to that Jia Wangcai, um, the name the male god gave him is really cute!

As soon as Lu Bu lowered his head, he saw Xiao Ya smiling so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. The anger that had calmed down suddenly exploded again. Lu Bu grabbed Xiao Ya's ear and sneered, "Why? I'm so unlucky, why don't you Smiling so happily? Er Gouzi, you need to clean up, don't you?"

woof woof?Go fucking Ergouzi!Lu Xiaobu, let me tell you, you are playing with fire!Xiao Ya evil kicked a rabbit in his heart and stamped on Lu Bu's face with one paw.

"Oh—" Don't get me wrong, it's Lu Bu who shouted, because that idiot Xiao Xiaoya forgot to retract his claws!So... Xiao Ya was instantly dumbfounded when he saw a light blood mark on the side of Lu Bu's face. Although he had accepted it early, it was his male god's face!Ahhh what if he disfigured the male god? !Woooooo, I really want to kill myself!

"Hiss—two dogs! Are you capable?" Lu Bu was already in a bad mood, but he exploded after being scratched again, and slapped Xiao Ya's ass: "You kid, you dare to rush at me!" Stretched your paws? You need a beating, right? Er Gouzi, your skin is itchy! See if a certain one doesn’t spank your ass today! You... hello? Hey?! Xiaoyue, what’s wrong with you? You, don’t cry ah!"

Lu Bu, who was so angry that his eyes were darkened, hit him a few times but he didn't hear Xiao Ya's movement. He couldn't help but look down. He panicked immediately when he saw it. Xiao Ya, his second dog, actually cried !

Lu Bu panicked right now. In fact, Xiao Ya's scratching at him was not serious at all, it just scratched the skin, and now he has stopped the bleeding, so it's not a problem at all. Xiao Ya who was close to him was injured, and the anger in his heart couldn't be suppressed immediately, but he just wanted to teach Xiao Ya that he didn't hit hard at all, but he didn't expect to hit Xiao Ya twice so lightly Did you cry? !He threw him into the mountains and fought with tigers before, and he was injured all over his body. He never cried!

Lu Bu hastily apologized and said: "It's okay if someone is wrong, don't cry! It's obvious that Bubu you scratched didn't cry, why are you crying, ouch, my little ancestor, can you stop crying?" Xiao Ya continued to cry, he didn't hear what Lu Bu was saying at all, he was still immersed in the sadness that he had ruined the male god's face.

"Don't cry!" Lv Bu finally couldn't help shouting loudly after persuasion for a long time to no avail, Xiao Ya was frightened and silenced, and he came back to his senses and sobbed silently, looking straight at Lv Bu with his wet wolf eyes.The impatience in Lu Bu's heart was completely seen in an instant, Lu Bu stretched out his hand and lightly brushed two handfuls of hair, and said in a nasty voice, "Don't cry, do you hear me! So-and-so didn't blame you. It's okay, don't cry. "Although Lu Bu tried his best to frighten him, his lack of confidence clearly showed his soft heart.

The guilt in Xiao Ya's heart grew stronger, but because he couldn't transform into a human form, he had no choice but to lean forward and gently lick the wound at the corner of Lu Bu's eye, sobbing softly and trying his best to express his guilt.Lu Bu couldn't help being soft-hearted, he hugged him and patted his hair, patted his head lightly and said, "Okay, don't blame yourself, you are also careless, it's nothing serious." Only then did Lu Bu let go of Xiao Ya and took out the map, and said to Xiao Ya, "Xianbei will definitely not let it go after being overwhelmed. If there is no accident, they will definitely come to Taiyuan as soon as possible. If they want to avoid the surrounding towns, they will inevitably be slower. , but even if it’s slow, it’s time to arrive tomorrow morning, so I want to go to sneak attack again tonight, what do you think?”

Xiao Ya nodded in agreement, but he jumped onto the table again and stepped on the location of the Xianbei king's tent on the map. Lu Bu couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "What do you mean? You want to go to the Xianbei king's tent? That's not possible, now we I can’t spare my hand.”

Xiao Ya couldn't help but rolled his eyes, playing a ghost king's account, people have already called your hometown, and you still want to copy other people's hometown?More brains won't work, think about Yan Shenyi!We can't be so honest as human beings, isn't it good to have a turning point?

Seeing Xiao Ya's expression, Lu Bu knew that he had guessed wrong, and immediately changed his mind, "...you mean... to capture the thief first?" Lu Bu asked uncertainly, and Xiao Ya immediately nodded firmly. nod.Lu Bu couldn't help frowning as he thought about it: "This...isn't that good?" Lu Bu has always believed in the law that the strong are respected, and assassination has never been used, and besides, it really doesn't make sense, right?

Xiao Ya immediately rolled his eyes at him. When is this? How can there be so much benevolence and morality on the battlefield?Soldiers are cunning, as long as they can win, why stick to means?Staring at Xiao Ya's disdainful eyes, Lu Bu struggled for a long time, and finally nodded: "Success! Tonight, let's go to the Xianbei handsome tent." The corners of Xiao Ya's lips curled up slightly. Yes, Lu Xiaobu finally turned his head , although it is a bit tangled, it is an improvement after all. It seems that the effect of his education over the years is still good.Satisfied, Xiao Ya withdrew his paws and turned to rest on Lu Bu's couch at the back, um, recharge his batteries, hey, hey, I'll go make trouble for Xianbei at night.

With the illusion of victory, Xiao Ya gradually fell into a dreamland. Everything in the camp was running in an orderly manner, as if there was nothing much... But, a low-pitched curse came from a newly erected tent in the camp...

"Who is it?" Lu Bu had just led the horse from the stable, and before he reached Yingkou, he felt the peeping eyes from behind him, and he saw a sneaky figure flashing by from the corner of his eyes, and shouted immediately.

Seeing a shake in the bushes, Jiang Chang straightened his clothes and came out with his head raised, and said to Lu Bu lightly, "Where are you going, Major General?" Lu Bu, who was still lazy, couldn't help clenching his fists, hey, I really want to hit someone.Xiao Ya couldn't help grinding his paws on the ground, he was so angry, couldn't Ding Yuan have a little sense of people?Although he knew that he sent someone to assist Lu Bu to prevent him from getting angry, but this guy obviously not only did not understand Ding Yuan's meaning, but also did not know himself at all!This is obviously to find fault!

Lu Bu's expression also turned ugly: "What's the matter with you? Believe it or not if you block someone's way!"

"If you dare, the major general, you can step on Chang's corpse! Now why is the general Xianbei at least going out alone? Could it be that... you are having an affair with a foreign race? Heh, it really is a wolf cub with barbarian blood, and I am not familiar with it." Although Jiang Chang said the last sentence in a very low voice, who is Lu Bu, how could he not hear it?Lu Bu was born in Bingzhou, with deep facial contours, he is indeed more of a Han-Hu hybrid than a Han, so after Ding Yuan accepted him as a fake son, many people talked behind his back, but Jiang Chang was definitely the one who dared to say it in front of Lu Bu. No.1.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Lu Bu shouted with angry eyes, but Jiang Chang still sneered, "Major General, could it be that he became angry from embarrassment after being hit by something?" Hearing Jiang Chang's strange words, Lu Bu was so angry that he brought up Fang Tian's painting halberd, But because of Jiang Chang's emphasis on the word "major general", he didn't know how to start.

Although this person is hateful, and relying on Ding Yuan's personal order, and seeing that Lu Bu threw a halberd last time without hurting him, he has no fear, but Lu Bu really can't touch him.Ever since he quarreled with Ding Yuan for the first time and even moved his hands, Xiao Ya had taught him that he didn't listen to the old man's words and suffered a disadvantage in the case before him, what kind of pitiful parents are there? Yes, but I have to say that after listening to Xiao Ya's words, the relationship between him and Ding Yuan has indeed eased a lot. His parents died young, and Ding Yuan treated him like his own son. It is impossible to say that he has no feelings, so Lu Bu does not want to The one who had a bad relationship with Ding Yuan.And this person was sent by Ding Yuan, no matter how much he went too far, he really couldn't kill him all at once, because that would be slapping Ding Yuan in the face!

The expression on Lu Bu's face was still unpredictable, but he saw Jiang Chang sneered even more triumphantly: "The major general hasn't returned yet? Could it be that he is really going to inform Xianbei?"

"Huh! Shu Zi is not enough and a conspiracy!" Lu Bu was so angry that he reined in his horse's head and went back the same way. Why assassinate the Xianbei coach?Go fuck it!With such a pig teammate, he thinks it's best for him not to do anything, anyway, Xianbei is supposed to come to Taiyuan tomorrow, so he doesn't bother to care about it!When they can't beat him, they will naturally come to invite him, heh, he will see how they beg him at that time, anyway, the situation is still under control, as long as Taiyuan City is not broken, he will have the confidence to turn the tide of the battle and overthrow Xianbei, and even more Not to mention that they have the upper hand in terms of the current battle situation.

Lu Bu, who originally didn't want to sneak attack Xianbei's commander-in-chief, is even more direct this time, hehe, I'm not allowed to act privately, so don't beg me to move in the end!Lu Bu threw his horse and turned around and went back to the tent to sleep. What, war?Heh, the guy sent by old man Ding Yuan is so arrogant, let him beat him!Lv·tsundere·little princess·bu is completely blown up, go f*ck to raise an unfamiliar wolf cub, the wolf provoked you and you hate it so much?

Xiao Ya looked at Jiang Chang who was sneering complacently, and then turned his head to look at the back of Lu Bu who was gone forever. He couldn't help but sighed faintly. What's the matter? He was actually blocked by this stupid [beep——] who came out of nowhere. With the temper of his male god, he will definitely not take the initiative to ask for errands this time. Alas, it is really fatal. Why can't he have more good teammates around him?It's really killing me!

Xiao Ya sighed deeply again, looked helplessly at the position of the Xianbei army on the small map, and had no choice but to turn his head and follow Lu Bu back to the camp. On the other hand, even if Lu Bu let him go, he wouldn't be at ease!If he leaves, I don't know what troubles will come out. After all, Xianbei is not a serious problem, so let them fight. Anyway, with him and Lu Bu watching them, there will be no big disturbances. It's still Lu Bu's place. It's worse, he doesn't want the father-son relationship between Lu Bu and Ding Yuan, which he tried his best to maintain, to be disturbed by these people who don't know the so-called.Forget it, let's go back for now.

Xiao Ya turned and left, leaving only Jiang Chang still complacent.

The author has something to say:

Xiao Ya: ... I always feel that my teammate's IQ has dropped!No fuck say!

Lu Bu: OWO Aya look at me, look at me, my IQ is above the line.

Junjun: Hehe, it’s not much better.

Lu Bu & Xiao Ya & Jiang Chang: Isn't it your fault? !

Junjun: [Dingguodun.gif] Please don't beat the author if the plot requires it! 【Scream.jpg】

Thank you for the author of this book who is the mine that is so cute under me~ (To be honest, you are very heavy, don’t sit on my lap!) Thank you Anze for being so cute. Nutrient solution~ Hey, you are so cute, your id is so embarrassing that I am too embarrassed to call it.