[comprehensive] cute guide

"Damn it! No one can stop that Sirius general? What is the meaning of Ding Yuan's old man leaving them to torment! Do you really think that we Xianbei are easy to bully?" The roar came from the king's tent. The soldiers and generals passing by couldn't help but tighten their necks, cursing in their hearts the two nicknames that were about to become their nightmares - Parachutist and Sirius General.

Even the soldiers who have been stationed in the king's tent will inevitably have confronted these two men or their subordinates during the annual reconnaissance reconnaissance. It feels like... the soldiers of Xianbei do not want to recall those experiences.They have also heard their ancestors talk about the war between the Huns and the big Han. The legendary Han general who sealed the wolf and lived in Xuxu was like a god.But since the parachutist gradually became active on the grassland four years ago, and with the appearance of the wolf general two years ago, they finally understood that there are really people who use soldiers like gods and are invincible.

None of the most powerful warriors on their prairie was a match for that parachutist, and none of the most cunning people in their king's camp could match the wit of the wolf general. The most cunning wolf king on the grassland turned into a human, but they also knew that they were all human.Because they were injured before, and the person who injured them is the one who is now in the king's tent, the god of war in their grassland—Tuobachang.But... Now their god of war is being scolded bloody by Shan Yu because of those two people... Thinking of this, the soldiers guarding outside the tent couldn't help but bow their heads again.

Inside the tent—"Tuoba, can't even you catch up with those damned Han soldiers?" Xianbei Shanyu kicked down the table in the tent, panting and angrily asked.

The rough-looking prairie man standing still with downcast eyes watched the table roll past him without blinking, and said in a flat tone, "I can't catch you." He paused slightly, as if he felt that the person in front of him was so angry He couldn't stop his mouth if he said that, so he said again: "Looking at the traces, those who slaughtered the tribes below these few times are all trapped camps under the command of Sirius General, but Sirius General has always been with the parachutist day and night This time, the three consecutive attacks and killings were all at night, so I'm afraid it was a fraud. Moreover, both of them are mysterious people, and they marched like thunder and lightning. He is a good anti-tracker, the grassland is vast, and his subordinates are really powerless."

Xianbei Shanyu choked for a moment, but in front of him was the only grassland god of war in Xianbei who could fight those two killing gods, and his prestige among the tribe was not inferior to him. Since he said so, he did not The method is harsh, after all, they are parachutists and Sirius generals.Xianbei Shanyu was so angry that he had a toothache, but there was nothing he could do, so he waved his hand to stop talking and said irritably, "Then what should we do? This year, all the ministries were convened to resist the harassment of the Han people, but now all the ministries were attacked, killed, and their food and grass were robbed on the way here." , I also need to give an explanation to the following departments! But, but... well, what should I do!"

Tuobachang responded silently, only heard Xianbei Shanyu sighing incessantly in the tent, Tuobachang looked at the old man's constant sighing but kept looking at him, knowing that he couldn't avoid it, so he had to keep a cold face He said, "Go south."

"What?! No, no, no, this won't work!" Xianbei Shanyu originally wanted to force Tuobachang to find a way, and it would be natural to solve the tribe's problem. If not, that was also Tuobachang's idea. As long as the prestige is not damaged, he can take the opportunity to suppress the prestige accumulated by Tuoba Chang over the years due to those two people.But he didn't expect Tuobachang to drop such a big bomb all at once, what a crazy idea!That's Bingzhou with parachutists and Sirius generals!How could those two gods of death hit the muzzle of their guns if they couldn't avoid it!

Tuoba Chang did not intend to withdraw his opinion at all. In fact, he wanted to talk about this matter long ago, but there was a rift between him and Shan Yu. If he raised it suddenly, he would not be adopted. If you have to let him say it, then he will say it, and since he said it, he plans to do it!A gleam flashed in Tuobachang's eyes, and he said in a deep voice: "Shanyu! The parachutist and Sirius will fight us on the grassland. Obviously, they are all very good at riding and fighting. Those who are good at riding may not be good at riding." In foot combat, it is difficult for the two of them to fully deploy their weapons if they are in foot combat, and... in the past, the enemy attacked and we defended.

"Moreover...going south is different from fighting on the grassland. After going south, killing one person and grabbing a point is our gain. The other party's loss. If they attack a Han city, those two may not be good at defending the city. Moreover, after breaking into the city, you only need to grab the grain of a city and then retreat to the grassland. The people in Bingzhou will have nowhere to find it, and the grain and grass that you grab can meet our needs this winter, and even have a good surplus. A lot." Tuoba Chang said with a bloodthirsty and greedy gleam in his eyes.

Xianbei Shanyu originally wanted to refute, but after listening to Tuobachang, he fell silent. He had to say that Tuobachang's last words hit his weakness - food, their food must not be able to last this winter, if As a result, too many people starved to death and froze to death, and if he still can't find a person with enough weight to take the blame, then his position as a Shan Yu is about to end.Now that Tuobachang gave him a solution, Xianbei Shanyu gritted his teeth and immediately made up his mind: "It's done! Go south!"

A gleam of calculation flashed in his eyes, and if he went south, he would go south. Since Tuoba Chang dared to propose it, he dared to let him do it. Anyway, if he succeeds, he can get enough food for the various ministries to stabilize his throne, which is not the same as now. There is not much difference, but if it fails, all the mistakes are naturally due to Tuoba Chang who proposed to go south. He can not only get rid of his confidant enemy but also find a scapegoat. He can naturally continue to be his Shan Yu.Anyway, he won't be at a disadvantage, why not go crazy with Tuoba Chang.Xianbei Shanyu made up his mind, and immediately pulled Tuobachang to discuss the details of going south.

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"...It's almost there." Xiao Ya looked at the various ministries on the system map that had gathered near the Xianbei King's Tent and muttered in a low voice.

"General, where are we going to fight today?" Gao Shun admired the man who just appeared in Yingkou and looked up at the starry sky.He trained the camp, but the formation of the army so quickly is inseparable from the guidance of this man, and although he has generally only commanded in the center in the past two years, these generals know that this major general is comparable to their major general .Before meeting him, Gao Shun didn't dare to imagine that there is such a wise and brave person in time.

Xiao Ya turned his head and saw Gao Shun's reverent gaze, but he couldn't help but pause. Although he had been watched like that for several years, he still wasn't used to a big man looking at him with such hot eyes!Xiao Ya sorted out his emotions and said as calmly as possible: "Stop fighting, go back to camp."

"Promise!" Gao Shun immediately agreed, turned around and wanted to go back to the camp with the army.He no longer has any doubts about Xiao Ya's orders. After all, when you have been fighting with someone for two years, he said that wherever there are enemies, there will be enemies. When the time comes, you will regard that person as a god, and Xiao Ya is that kind of person in Gao Shun's eyes! (System Map: Shen Zang Gong and Ming OWO) Although Xiao Ya has always only appeared at night, and he has never seen anyone during the day, even if they are in battle, they have to accompany him day and night, but these eccentricities do not hinder Xiao Ya. His prestige even made him appear more mysterious and majestic.This effect is not only applicable to the formation, but also applies to all armies under Lu Bu's command.Sirius General Xiao Ya is also famous in the Bingzhou Army.

"Wait! Dexun, you guys go back, I won't go, just tell Feng Xian that within ten days, Xianbei will come to invade the border, I hope he will take care of it." Xiao Ya quickly called Gao Shun to order, he He couldn't follow him back, otherwise, once the fight broke out, there would inevitably be omissions in such a high-intensity battle, and he didn't want to lose his horse.

"Yes." Gao Shun was slightly startled, but he responded immediately, but he still couldn't help asking: "Won't General Xiao go talk to the Major General in person?"

Xiao Ya was stunned for a moment, then looked at Gao Shun, Gao Shun immediately lowered his head and apologized, "This subordinate overstepped."

Xiao Ya immediately came back to his senses, and quickly waved his hands and said, "It's nothing, it's because I have some private matters and I can't go back. I hope Dexun can help me bring the message."

"Yes!" Gao Shun clasped his fists and went to reorganize the army. He felt a little regretful. He had indeed overstepped. Xiao Ya's identity had always been mysterious. Even Lu Bu would not ask what he was going to do. After getting along for a long time, I forgot how to measure. It seems that we need to be more careful in the future. Gao Shun felt annoyed. Xiao Ya naturally didn't know it. Although he knew that Lu Bu would be angry if he said goodbye without saying goodbye, he still hugged himself tightly before Lu Bu got angry. The vest is more important, anyway, after these messy things are over, he will go chat with Lu Bu for a few nights and coax him, and he will be fine.

Without taking it seriously, Xiao Ya turned back into wolf form and ran towards Hanoi camp.

Xiao Ya sneaked into the big tent from a corner of the curtain and saw Lu Bu's sharp gaze immediately swept over. Xiao Ya smiled flatteringly and Lu Bu turned back to look at the messenger standing in the tent and said coldly: "Someone I won't go back, I will tell my adoptive father Xianbei that there seems to be a change recently so it is inconvenient to leave." The man still wanted to distinguish, but when he saw Lu Bu wave his hand impatiently, the soldiers who knew Lu Bu's temper had to take orders and leave.

Xiao Ya carefully stood aside and watched Lu Bu's face. If his face was so ugly, could it be that Ding Yuan sent someone to urge him to go back to be the director?I don't know what Ding Yuan thinks, just study and send someone to teach, and he insists on pressing Lu Bu back to rein in his temper. He doesn't think that Lu Bu is now the actual coach of the Hanoi camp. To be able to lead an army alone and be forced to go back to be a small master book, everyone will feel angry!Tsk, I hope Lu Bu won't be too angry, otherwise... the way he vents his anger is unflattering.

Xiao Ya was still standing there hesitating, and when the messenger retreated, Lu Bu flew over immediately with a sharp glance, and said in a vicious voice, "Where did you go?"

Xiao Ya shivered violently, "Yaoshou, he hit the male god's gun again!Xiao Ya dejectedly moved over in small steps, rubbed Lu Bu's face flatteringly, and finished his daily tasks by the way. Seeing the completed tasks in the task bar, Xiao Ya finally managed to feel better. Spirit to prepare for Lu Bu's storm.After all, he needs to switch between the two identities. It is impossible not to be caught by Lu Bu once in four years. After he has almost saved up his love, he simply stopped squatting in the camp to brush up on Lu Bu's daily life. , sneaking out all day to find Xianbei's fun by himself, this kind of tossing made Lu Bu, who had some doubts about his identity, dispel his doubts again.

But even though he got rid of the danger of revealing his identity, it doesn't mean that his life is easy. After all... Lu Bu raised him like a son (?), he ran away from home and came back after he had had enough time. If he didn't pay attention, he let go. ... As far as Lu Bu's violent temper is concerned, it would be a lie if Lu Bu was not angry when Xiao Ya made such a fuss, so, almost every time Xiao Ya came back from disappearance... Lu Bu, the old father who worried about his heart, began to teach himself a lesson Xiao, who goes out all day, and Er Zai, who runs away from home every day, Ya.

"Be serious!" Lu Bu slammed the table, and Xiao Ya immediately bounced off Lu Bu and squatted down beside the desk.Lu Bu's knuckles clasped lightly on the table, making rhythmic knocking sounds, and his tiger eyes narrowed dangerously, as if watching a fierce tiger watching its prey. Xiao Ya's heartbeat followed Lu Bu's knocking sound. Jumping and jumping, the atmosphere seemed to be heavy and stagnant, Xiao Ya couldn't help but a layer of cold sweat broke out on his head, and he wailed in his heart, what the hell is doing this again?If the male god wants to play so many times, he will have a heart attack!You can tell me how to punish him, whether to go to the school to practice or to recruit recruits, you can tell me exactly what to say!

"You..." Lu Bu glanced up and down at Xiao Ya, hesitated to speak, he was so frightened that he wished he could run to the side of the water tank to see if there was anything wrong with him, why is it that Lu Bu's straightforward nature speaks so hesitantly? Did you see some flaws in him? "You ran out for a trip and came back so enthusiastic, shouldn't it be the estrus period?"

Meow meow meow? !Before Xiao Ya just arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief when he was so startled by Lu Bu's words that he choked on his own saliva.Xiao Ya coughed so loudly that he looked at Lu Xiaobu who was in a hurry, he couldn't believe his ears, he was in a f*cking estrus, no matter how single I was, I wouldn't fall in love with a cross-species!Lu Xiaobu, who the hell have you ever seen Xiao Ye hook up with?Are you out of your mind?

Probably because Xiao Ya looked at the mentally retarded expression too vividly, Lu Bu also immediately realized what he had just said in a distracted manner, and immediately said embarrassedly: "Just kidding, Ergou, don't take it to heart."

"..." Fuck your second dog!Lu Xiaobu live on your own!If I get close to you in the future, I will take your surname!Xiao Ya was so angry that he turned his back and refused to talk to a certain one that was out of tune.

"Ahem." Lu Bu found that he was excited and accidentally called that name that Xiao Ya had disliked for a long time, and immediately moved forward and tried his best to make up for it: "Xiaoyue, don't be angry, isn't this just a word~ Cough cough, I'm not wrong, you are so old, you don't have to be embarrassed if you want to find a female wolf, well, speaking of it, ordinary wolves are not good enough for our Xiaoyue, hey, what kind do you like? Don't want someone to help you find it?"

Find a ghost!Xiao Ya saw that Lu Bu, who had come up to him to coax him, became more and more addicted. It seemed that he really started to think about how to help him find a wolf wife. Xiao Ya immediately turned around and threw Lu Bu to the ground, threatening him to shut up. Mouth, mdzz ghost wants you to help find a girlfriend!He Xiao Ya is handsome and unrestrained, Yushu Linfeng still lacks a girlfriend?

Seeing that Xiao Ya seemed to be really angry, Lu Bu quickly raised his hand to surrender, and helplessly raised his hand to smooth Xiao Ya's bruised hair, and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about it, really, it's obviously a certain person." If you want to raise a teacher to inquire about the crime, you haven't settled the account of running away from home. You are good, and you dare to be angry with a certain one? A certain told you that if you were a soldier of a certain one, a certain one would throw you out to fight the [-]th Army stick!"

Heh, you are fighting. The arrogant Xiao Ya glanced at Lu Bu provocatively, turned his head and jumped off Lu Bu and licked his paws reservedly. Heh, he is talking about people like Lu Bu who are hard-spoken and soft-hearted. I don't believe that he is really willing to beat him with a military stick.

Lu Bu sat up dejectedly, looked at a certain wolf with a lot of debts, and scratched his head helplessly, this guy, hey, it was because he was not willing to beat him!Tsk, sooner or later he will be beaten!Lu Bu was gritting his teeth secretly, when there was a sudden commotion outside the tent, followed by a loud shout: "Report—emergency military situation!"

Lu Bu immediately sat upright, and Xiao Ya immediately lowered his paws to look at the tent opening. Lu Bu immediately shouted, "Come in and explain!" As soon as he finished speaking, a messenger rushed in, put his hands on one knee and presented a silk book, and opened his mouth. He said: "Urgent military situation. On the way back from the battle, I encountered the Xianbei army sneaking in. The Xianbei army is coming soon, please make a decision, Major General!"

The author has something to say:

Lu Xiaobu: You...have you gone out to look for wild wolves during the estrus period?

Xiao Xiaoya: Meow meow?Lu Xiaobu, is your brain stuffed with straw?

Junjun: ...cough, retake, Xiao Xiaoya, please pay attention, please?You are a wolf not a cat!Call again, come on.

Xiao Ya: mdzz, I want to stop acting!

I saw the comments from the cuties yesterday. Today I want to make a statement. Although this article is called a cute guide, in fact there are not many places to show cuteness. This is a protagonist who uses the cuteness system to do great things. , but not many, because I actually just want to write about male gods. Their growth cannot be beautiful, and this is the chaotic times of the Three Kingdoms in Boss Cao’s poem. Don’t have too many beautiful illusions about it. Reality Always crueler than imagined.Get a vaccination in advance. When I wrote this article, what I thought in my heart was very cruel and indifferent. What I want to show is a real world and not the hegemony of heroes, so it may be very heavy, and everyone will feel uncomfortable when watching it. I hope Little cuties can understand, the above.Hahahaha I know that I must persuade another group of people to quit, so I smiled with tears in my eyes.

ps Tuobachang, the original character.

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