[comprehensive] cute guide

Xiao Ya was sitting on the sofa drinking Coca-Cola and casually watching TV, but he couldn't help but look at the kitchen when he said he was watching TV.Well, that's right, it is Ying Zheng who is in the kitchen now.Xiao Ya still remembers most of Jia's mansion that was burned down. Emmm, although his master said that Ying Zheng's cooking skills were not bad when he tried the food for the last time, but...he was still a little worried about his kitchen QAQ.

In fact, Ying Zheng asked Ying to cook for him a few days ago, but Xiao Ya was really worried that Ying Zheng's craftsmanship was comparable to that of the Jiangdong Arson Group. Xiao Ya originally wanted to watch from the sidelines today to avoid any trouble, but...Xiao Ya looked at the closed kitchen door and didn't even want to watch the TV. 【Smile disappears suddenly.jpg】And Ying Zheng has been in for less than half an hour and hasn't come out yet. Xiao Ya has already started thinking about whether he should call 119?

Just as Xiao Ya's eyes wandered between the phone and the kitchen door...

"I've seen rainstorms in the desert~ I..." Xiao Ya was stunned for a second before he realized that it was his cell phone ringing. Xiao Ya frowned and glanced at the caller ID—(Qin Yang) stupid sheep.

?Xiao Ya frowned again, what's going on?Of course I knew it when I was a child. Although they are good brothers, Xiao Ya has always been a bit of a nerd. Qin Yang also knows his habits, and even if there is something to do, everyone will directly talk about it when playing the game. It is only important if it is urgent. Qin Yang will call him directly if there is any matter.Xiao Ya hesitated for a moment, but he still connected the phone, um... He hasn't smelled the fire yet, so there is still time to call the police later, right?

As soon as Xiao Ya answered the phone, he heard a burst of flattering laughter from the other side of the phone.The expression of frown on Xiao Ya's face suddenly disappeared, Xiao Ya remained expressionless, and asked quietly: "Stop laughing, death is hard to hear. Tell me, what did you do to apologize to me?"

"Haha, that, Brother Xiao, I, that, the thing is like this... Isn't it that yesterday my mother was free to call her best friend to chat~"

"Then?" Xiao Ya felt a bad feeling in his heart.

"My mother called your Taishanghuang..."

"...What did you do?!" Xiao Ya narrowed his eyes slightly, um, his eyelids twitched a little.

"I happened to be passing by after drinking, and my mother was just going to get something, so let me chat with your mother for a while."

"..." Xiao Ya didn't want to speak, but a terrible thought suddenly occurred to him.

"You know me, I'm not afraid of my mother, I'm afraid of your mother. When I think about it when I was a child, she bought you practice questions and brought me a copy, and my scalp gets numb."

"Get to the point!" Xiao Ya gritted his teeth.

"The point is that I told Auntie that you had a man when I drank too much and balked! Brother Xiao, please pray for yourself! Goodbye!" Qin Yang balked at the speed of a machine gun and hung up the phone in seconds.

? ? ? !What did he say? !Xiao Ya was in a daze for three seconds before he realized, did his mother know? !Xiao Ya suddenly felt his eyes go dark, this is so much fun!Although he didn't want to hide his relationship with Ying Zheng from his family, but!That doesn't mean he plans to come out so quickly and so bluntly! ! !Although he doesn't know what his mother thinks about this kind of thing, at least he knows that his father definitely disagrees!And...Xiao Ya remembers...the emperor of his family was temporarily transferred to the embassy in Kyoto as a consular military officer some time ago, right?And he remembered that she should still have annual leave... That means that if his family's Supreme Emperor wants to come back, maybe, maybe, maybe... he can come to his house now? !

Xiao Ya couldn't sit still any longer, what a fool!It's fine if you tell him about him, but he's only telling him what happened yesterday? !If it wasn't what his mother told him, he wouldn't believe it!Ah!This plastic flower brotherhood!Xiao Ya was restless and spinning in circles. Is it too late for him to elope with his family Ah Zheng?He still understands that his mother came up, if his father came over, he might break his leg first, but if his mother came up... Xiao Ya felt that he was more worried about Ying Zheng's leg now.

"Aya, it's time to eat~" Just as Xiao Ya was circling around the coffee table in a hurry, Ying Zheng walked out of the kitchen with dishes while shouting.

Even Yingzheng couldn't help being a little proud. You must know that Bai Qi was stumped by a small mapo tofu at the beginning. It is a dark history that Yingzheng never wants to think about in his life. In fact, it is a trivial matter to talk about embarrassment. The point is that this matter has hurt his image of stalwart in Xiao Ya's eyes too much!Don't think that he is busy learning how to cook and doesn't know how Cao Ying's group of idle little guys teased him!Also burn the little expert!If he hadn't been busy completing Bai Qi's test at that time, they would count as one, and none of them would be able to escape!Well, who said that Emperor Shi Huang couldn't have his own little book?What's wrong with him being super vengeful?

Now he has finally cooked such a table of delicious food perfectly, and more importantly, he hasn't burned down the kitchen yet!Isn't this the time to show off your merits in front of Qing Yuanyuan?Well, of course, he has to be reserved~ Ying Zheng put down the dish with a smile on his face, looked at Xiao Ya, and wanted to greet Xiao Ya to come over for dinner.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he turned his head, he saw Xiao Ya rushing forward, pulling him by the wrist and pulling him towards the bedroom.Although Ying Zheng was puzzled, he followed Xiao Ya's strength and walked to the bedroom. In fact, he was still thinking... Could it be that he made a big meal for Qing Yuan and Qing Yuan was so moved that he wanted to "feed him up"?

Although he is a modern person, Xiao Ya, who has a conservative family upbringing, was so frightened by Qin Yang's news that he was paralyzed. Naturally, he didn't notice the smirk on Ying Zheng's face.As soon as he entered the room, Xiao Ya let go of Ying Zheng, who was still immersed in his filthy thoughts, turned over a suitcase and stuffed it into Ying Zheng's arms, and then plunged into the closet.

Ying Zheng, who was already ready to welcome his family's Qingyuan into his arms, didn't wait for the awesome Qingyuan from his family, but was stuffed into a cold suitcase, which can be said to be aggrieved.However, Ying Zheng also realized at this time that he might have been thinking about it just now, and seeing Xiao Ya's anxious look, Ying Zheng immediately became serious, what's wrong?

Before he could ask, he heard Xiao Ya say: "Hurry up and pack your clothes! My mother knows about our business, let's go out and avoid it!"

Ying Zheng was stunned for a moment, but Xiao Ya said it so bluntly, how could it be possible that Ying Zheng didn't understand?Ying Zheng's expression softened when he thought that Xiao Ya was so nervous because of him.

Seeing him standing still for a long time, and still giggling, Xiao Ya couldn't help but angrily said, "What are you doing standing there?! Hurry up and pack your things! We won't be able to leave when my mother comes over!"

Ying Zheng smiled softly, grabbed Xiao Ya's hand that was still throwing clothes into the bag, and said with a light smile, "Aya, don't be busy, runners... no, we don't have to go, you deserve the most All right, I have everything."

Xiao Ya is also someone who has stayed in ancient times for so many years, so he naturally knows what Ying Zheng is talking about. The one who runs away is a concubine. He has never set up a queen in his life, and even sent all the beauties in the harem to Efang Palace. A huge Xianyang Palace has only He and Fusu, the rest are all ministers and servants, how could Xiao Ya not understand Ying Zheng's desire to give him the best.Perhaps Ying Zheng wanted to make him his empress from the very beginning, even though he only thought he was joking at the time, but now he knows that he has always been serious.

But... Xiao Ya stared at Ying Zheng blankly and silently for a long time before asking, "If my mother hits you, will you fight back?"

"Of course not! I swear! Never fight back!" Ying Zheng quickly pledged his loyalty.

But Ying Zheng didn't expect that Xiao Ya rolled his eyes fiercely before he finished expressing his loyalty, and before he finished speaking, he said angrily, "That's what I'm worried about! Do you really think my mother is a bully? Don't Seeing her being a little bird in front of my dad, but you... huh, I'm afraid you won't see the sun tomorrow if you don't fight back!"

"Eh..." Even though Ying Zheng was well-informed, he couldn't help being a little bit blind at this time. He was thinking in the wrong direction at the beginning?This is a bit embarrassing, but... there seems to be something wrong with this mother-in-law's painting style?Ying Zheng looked at Xiao Ya hesitantly, and murmured, "This...isn't it?"

"You abducted her only son, do you think she will?" Xiao Ya angrily stuffed the backpack into Ying Zheng's arms, snatched the box that Ying Zheng was carrying and continued to stuff clothes into it.

Ying Zheng couldn't help being silent when he heard what Xiao Ya said. Although he certainly didn't lack the courage to face Xiao Ya together, it's better not to be beaten to death by his mother-in-law. Now, after all, it's not ancient times. There are so many rules, and... You always have to listen to love!Ying Zheng quickly prepared himself mentally and then help Xiao Ya to pack his things.

Xiao Ya and Ying Zheng quickly packed up their things, carried their suitcases and carried their backpacks, just when they put on their shoes and were about to open the door and escape... "Ding Dong~ Please open the door."

...This is so embarrassing!When Xiao Ya looked at the door lock in front of him expressionlessly and thought about the possibility of him pretending that no one in the family would leave his mother, Ying Zheng couldn't help but take a deep breath, Ying Zheng had a generous expression on his face. After a flash, he whispered to Xiao Ya: "Don't be afraid, I'm fine, open the door!"

Xiao Ya was silent for a second, and finally reached out and opened the door wide.

With a "click", the door opened in response. Inside the door, Xiao Ya, who was full of fawning faces, and Ying Zheng, who was smiling calmly, met the expressionless woman in military uniform outside the door.

Although Xiao Ya's mother transferred to the civilian department of the military a few years ago, she and Xiao Ya's father met on the road of maintaining peace and defending the border after all. His face looked sharp.

Xiao Ya just wanted to speak, but Xiao's mother stopped him ahead of time: "Shut up, stand aside!"

Xiao Ya turned sideways silently, hey~ It's been a long time since his mother has been violent to him, this time she looks really angry, QAQ Will Ah Zheng's leg be broken?

Mother Xiao glared at Xiao Ya, and then her eyes fell on Ying Zheng, scanning him from top to bottom several times.Xiao's mother looked at Ying Zheng again, and Ying Zheng also looked at her mother-in-law. I have to say that Xiao Ya's appearance is actually very similar to Xiao's mother, but Xiao Ya's facial features are tougher and his eyes are more slender. Think about it or follow along. Father.What surprised Ying Zheng even more was the murderous look on Xiao's mother. You must know that this is a time of peace, and even soldiers, it is rare to have such a murderous look.

Ying Zheng finally understood why Xiao Ya was worried that his leg would be broken by his mother. He really deserves to be the parents who can raise such an extraordinary child as Xiao Ya. Legs... After all, no matter how powerful he is, he has never repaired the iron cloth shirt covered with golden bells!

Although he was starting to panic, Ying Zheng still didn't show any clues on his face. He greeted Xiao's mother with a smile, "Hello, Auntie. I'm Ah Ya's lover, Zhao Zheng."

"..." Mother Xiao glared at Ying Zheng viciously, and glanced at the bags on their bodies. Mother Xiao immediately sneered, "What? Are you going out?"

Xiao Ya panicked, but Ying Zheng responded calmly without changing his face: "Yes, I am going on a trip with Aya, does Auntie want to go with me?"

Xiao's mother glanced at Xiao Ya who was nervously pulling on the strap of her backpack, and immediately responded, "Go, let's go!"

Ying Zheng responded with a calm smile, holding the suitcase in one hand and Xiao Ya who was scared and circled in the other. Mother Xiao snorted coldly, turned and went downstairs, heh!She wants to see how Zhao Zheng abducted her little baby!

Ying Zheng followed Xiao's mother downstairs with a smile, took a taxi with a smile, and said to the driver, "Go to the airport."

It wasn't until the taxi drove out for a few minutes that Xiao Ya finally came to his senses. While sneaking a glance at his mother sitting in the co-pilot, Xiao Ya cautiously asked Ying Zheng in a low voice, "What nonsense are you talking about! We Where are you going to travel? You didn’t even buy a ticket!”

Ying Zheng smiled and shook the phone in his hand, and replied in a low voice: "Don't worry, I have already told someone to do it. I guarantee that I will get the ticket when I arrive at the airport. It just so happens that we go out to have fun together."

Xiao Ya rolled his eyes angrily: "You still want to play?" But after reprimanding, Xiao Ya still frowned and asked: "Who are you explaining to? Is there someone on your side?"

Ying Zheng smiled and replied very usefully for his "concern" for his love: "It's the gentleman's house. I opened a real estate company. I'll take you to see it later."

"Okay, turn around..." Xiao Ya wanted to ask more about Ying Zheng's situation, but suddenly found that his mother was staring at them through the front rearview mirror. Xiao Ya quickly sat up straight and pulled away from Ying Zheng. The distance, no longer dare to whisper.

Naturally, Ying Zheng didn't dare to touch his mother-in-law's bad luck at this time, he still had to think about his own happy life in the future!And he has always been a son-in-law who is very knowledgeable about current affairs~ Ying Zheng smiled at Xiao's mother obediently, and sat upright.

Seeing that they were all honest, Xiao's mother lowered her head with a cold snort just now, her face sank like water, and she gritted her teeth in her heart, heh!Son-in-law?She hasn't admitted it yet!