[comprehensive] cute guide

"Oh!"

"Cough, cough, cough!" After a loud noise, a series of loud coughs shook the whole Jia's mansion three times.

Jia Xu picked up the letter on his desk that had been shaken down expressionlessly, and got up silently, opened the door and looked in the direction of the sound. Sure enough, as he expected—the billowing black smoke rose, faintly You can still see a glimmer of fire.

"My lord, this..." The servant waiting at the door looked at Jia Xu in embarrassment.

"...No, nothing...send someone to put out the fire." Jia Xu replied calmly.

"Aren't you going to stop that one? We won't even have a place to live in our mansion if this goes on!" The servant couldn't help feeling sad, and said with a mournful face.

Jia Xu was silent for two seconds before replying: "Forget it, don't repair the kitchen, find an open space to build two stoves, and then find two pieces of wood to build a shed for that person to toss around. ... Things that can be ignited around the shed Remove them all."

"promise!"

After being ordered to leave, Jia Xu stared blankly at the billowing black smoke not far away for a while, then turned and went back to the room.As soon as the door of the room behind her was closed, Jia Xu's face instantly collapsed. There was no way to live this day!

Xiao Ya has been taken away by Bai Qi since he was tested by Ying Zheng and Lu Bu. Although Bai Qi doesn't have a mansion in Xudu, he is a celebrity in Jingzhou. Many ministers in Xudu have heard of him. With his name, it is very easy to temporarily borrow a house for his sake.As a result, this also led to his current tragic situation.

Originally, when Ying Zheng was self-willed, he couldn't pull back eight horses, so only Xiao Ya could change his decision. Naturally, these courtiers could only rely on Xiao Ya to dissuade Ying Zheng from going out of line. Behavior, but now... Jia Xu refuses to think, he doesn't want to know how many houses he burned down in just three days!He didn't want to know how much money it would cost to renovate the mansion!He really doesn't want to know at all! ! !

Jia Xu has been complaining for nothing these days. After all, what's wrong with the test and Ying Zheng is asked to cook? !Qin Wangzheng has not had a fire by himself for many years!In fact, when he first heard about Ying Zheng and Lu Bu's test, he secretly laughed in his heart. After all, it is definitely something worth stealing to see them make a fool of themselves.However, when Ying Zheng came back to practice with only the cooking recipes, Jia Xu's smile gradually disappeared...

QAQ his kitchen! QAQ his home! QAQ his silver!If it wasn't for the little bit of reason left in his mind, Jia Xu would have wanted to strangle the king who set fire to the house a long time ago!Why choose a recipe when it's not good to choose? !What on earth would you want to cook instead of wine? !

To know!In the past three days, his mansion has been burned no less than ten times!Especially the last few times, there was an explosion? !Jia Xu couldn't bear to ask Ying Zheng whether he was cooking or making bombs!When the fire was caught for the first time, the patrolling guards were attracted, but these three days passed, let alone the guards turned a blind eye, even the ordinary residents in the neighborhood are used to it!When I went to Cao Cao's place yesterday, Cao Cao asked him if he wanted to move to live with him for two days. Even Liu Ye had learned to laugh at him secretly in these two days!

What else can Jia Xu, who is gloated by his sweetheart, say?Who made Yingzheng the king and the minister?No matter how many complaints he has, he dare not speak up in front of Ying Zheng!What's more, it was related to Ying Zheng's pursuit of Xiao Ya.Thinking about his own experience of chasing Han Fei, no matter how much Jia Xu was laughed at, he could only help Ying Zheng carry it. After all, this kind of thing is not easy for everyone, so let's be considerate of each other. 【The baby is bitter, but the baby does not say.jpg】

In fact, Ying Zheng was also very wronged by this matter. It wasn't that he didn't want to choose wine making, but that he had no choice at all!At that time, Bai Qi threw a letter to each of them. Who let him get the recipe?Lu Bu wouldn't be so kind to give him the recipe for brewing wine in his hand!You know they are competitors now!If you give the letter in your hand to the other party, what is it if it is not an enemy?He wasn't sure if Lu Bu could cook, what if he sneaked away while cooking?And if he hadn't been vigilant against Lu Bu at that time, maybe even the recipe in his hand would have been taken away by that stupid big and shameless man!

Here Jia Xu is mourning for his burning mansion, while Ying Zheng is also in a very irritable mood on the other side.In fact, Yingzheng is completely different from some arrogant and extravagant people who don't distinguish between grains and only know minced meat but not wild vegetables. It can even be said that Yingzheng has definitely been regarded as a clear stream among the nobles of the Warring States Period.After all, when Zhao Guo was a hostage back then, if it hadn't been for Xiao Ya's relief, Ying Zheng's food would have been no better than those servants.

Moreover, although Xiao Ya provided all kinds of delicious food in this life, who made Ying Zheng reborn, so although he didn't suffer much in this life, this Ying Zheng also served food with his own hands.After all, which child who lacks food and clothing has not pulled out a bird's nest and made a barbecue?Although his craftsmanship can't be said to be very good, at least it is at a level that can be imported!

But Ying Zheng didn't expect... cooking is so difficult!And...Ying Zheng faced the water in front of him and looked at the black and white marks on his face reflected in the reflection. Ying Zheng refused to think about what he looked like in the eyes of others.To be reasonable, there must be something wrong with these stoves!Obviously, he had never had such an explosion when cooking soup on a bonfire before! QAQ He must hit and fire back, when Junfang comes back, he must ask Junfang to count!

Ying Zheng was thinking viciously, while wiping his face with his hand, and then... "Ahh!" It has been washed several times, and even his whole body has become a drowned chicken, but his eyes are still unable to restrain the tears from the hotness.

Ying Zheng walked angrily to his room while "crying": "Damn mapo tofu! Why would anyone in the world invent this kind of dish?!"

Although Yingzheng's side is not going well, Lu Bu's side is not necessarily going well either... Just by looking at the dead silence of the camp, you can tell how bad things are going.

The only sound in the entire camp was the sound of Lu Bu humming and smashing wheat.Because Bai Qi said that no one is allowed to help and can only do it himself, so Lu Bu even decided to make the wine by himself.Simply for the sake of winter, and the fact that Xudu's agriculture has been doing well in recent years, this gave him the opportunity to receive so much grain enough to make wine in such a short period of time.

Moreover, the utensils used for brewing wine were Lv Bubi's utensils in the distillery in the city, and he forcibly made such a suitable set of utensils without sleep for two days and two nights.After making the utensils, gathering the food, and falling asleep for a long time, Lu Bu immediately started his wine making business.That's a lot of work!It is definitely not an easy task to mash so much grain into a pulp that can be brewed.

That pounding sound has been ringing from yesterday evening to today's scorching sun.It kept everyone in the barracks so noisy that they couldn't sleep at night.However, because of Lv Bu's frantic search for food and running wine shops in the past two days, and the fact that the city of Xudu was on fire almost three or four times a day in the past two days, the soldiers in the camp probably knew what was going on. something happened.His own general had finally found someone he liked, and he was pursuing him frantically. Naturally, their subordinates would not hold back Lu Bu.And if it wasn't for Lu Bu not to let them intervene, they might even be able to take care of the equipment and food issues together.

But... just because they support their generals in chasing people, it doesn't mean they can endure this kind of noise attack for a long time!Depriving people of sleep is more uncomfortable than torture!Standing by the school grounds with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, Gao Shun's expressionless face became even more expressionless now, as his general made a sound like a sonic weapon pounding millet. The yawning soldiers backed away.

"General." Gao Shun finally couldn't hold back and called out.

"What's the matter?" Lu Bu replied perfunctorily without looking back.

"Stop for a while, you'll be (chao) tired (si) (le)!" Gao Shun dissuaded him with concern on the surface, but the stiff and distorted expression after he spoke obviously didn't mean that.

At this moment, Lu Bu was afraid that Ying Zheng would be faster than him, so he didn't even raise his head, so naturally he couldn't see Gao Shun's disheveled face.Lu Bu replied indifferently: "It's nothing, I'm not tired."

Before Lu Bu finished speaking, there was a "click", Lu Bu froze involuntarily, and Gao Shun's iceberg face twitched involuntarily.Lu Bu was silent for two seconds, then he lifted the mortar that he accidentally smashed and threw it aside expressionlessly, and raised his hand to pick up a new mortar from the other side.Taking a new stone mortar and pouring corn, Lu Bu's movements are very skillful and smooth, which is pleasing to the eye.

but!Even so, there is no way that people can really ignore the gravel mortar that is almost piled up into a hill! ! !

If it wasn't for the fact that he was still dangerously maintaining such a string in his mind, Gao Shun would have wanted to jump straight up and hug his general's thigh!That's money! ! !Their military capital is insufficient, and the supervision under Cao Jun's rule is very strict!It is impossible to use public funds for private use, unless you want to be dragged to jail by Chen Qun and Man Chong, otherwise you have to be obedient.

Since Lu Bu listened to Xiao Ya's words and stayed under Cao Cao's command, he naturally would not go back and challenge the rules set by Cao Cao, so it is said that these food and utensils were bought by Lu Bu with his own money.However, just looking at Lu Bu's carefree look, he knows that he will definitely not be able to keep the money!So although Lu Bu bought the grain with his own money, at least [-]% of it was borrowed from Gao Shun. Who made him the one with the most money saved among the generals in Cao Ying?

After all, I want to find someone who can save money and save money among a bunch of carefree old men. That is really a rare species. Except for Gao Shun, Yu Jin is probably the only one in Cao Ying, but who made him not familiar with Yu Jin? ?So if you don't borrow Gao Shun, who will you borrow?

Gao Shun watched Lu Bu destroy so many mortars in just one day, and couldn't restrain himself from wanting to bleed.That's all money!That's all food!So much money and food can support the operation of the entire camp for a whole day!

Although he wanted to hang up and beat Lu Bu, the boss who is not in charge of the family and doesn't know the price of daily necessities, but Gao Shun is a good person after all. Even though his wife was borrowed by that shameless Lu Bu, he still didn't force Lu Bu to stop. Action, after all, it is really too difficult for people like them who have been active on the battlefield all year round to meet a sincere person, and Lu Bu and Xiao Ya are both indebted to him, so he naturally hopes that the two of them can come together.

For Xiao Ya's sake, after Gao Shun struggled for a long time, he let Lv Bu continue to duangduangduang.However, Gao Shun, who turned his head and left, summoned all the people to give everyone a vacation in the next second. Except for the necessary guards, everyone else can go out and relax for a day. After all, Lu Bu's voice is really bad. Don't let the brothers below stay and suffer!

"Alas—" Gao Shun couldn't help but sighed a long time, with a worried look on his face, when will this kind of day end!It really killed him!

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:) Today I am here to light the wax for Gao Shun and Jia Xu, they really suffered a disaster without reason, tsk tsk, what a tragedy~

Light the first candle~