[comprehensive] cute guide

"Spicy chicken game!" Xiao Ya looked at the suddenly gray interface on the computer screen, and threw the mouse on the table in anger.Seeing "You have disconnected from the server" slowly popping up in the middle of the screen, Xiao Ya gritted his teeth angrily.

The game he is playing, which he calls the spicy chicken game, is the legendary Swordsman Love III, more precisely, it is the third version of Swordsman. As an old player, he also knew that he was just talking, but even if he didn't intend to A, Xiao Ya couldn't help but get angry when faced with this kind of game experience that was so poorly optimized that it exploded at any time and was on the verge of being disconnected at any time.

Reaching out to take a cup from one side to drink some water to suppress his anger, Xiao Ya then clicked the button to return to the login interface. As soon as the interface flashed, Xiao Ya felt his eyes go dark, and he lost consciousness in the next second.

——Shoufeng whistling——

Xiao Ya couldn't help curling up, it was so cold...Huh?Isn't he playing games?How did you fall asleep?Uh...so tired...my eyelids are so heavy, I can't open my eyes...what's the sound?The ground seems to be trembling, is there an earthquake?No, you have to run quickly. If you go to sleep again, if the building collapses, you will be crushed to death. Xiao Ya tried hard to wake up and sit up, but it was as if a ghost had crushed the bed, and he couldn’t move. I'm so anxious, move!Hurry up!He screamed silently in his heart.

"Da da... da da da..." The huge sound came from far to near, and Xiao Ya also recalled it. It turned out that it was not an earthquake, but what kind of sound was it?Why is there such a big commotion, who has no sense of public morality?Xiao Ya was thinking wildly, and a voice like thunder exploded above his head: "Hey! Major General, look quickly! There is a wolf cub here!"

"Oh? Take a look!" A ostentatious voice quickly approached from far and near.Xiao Ya felt several gazes poking directly at him, no matter how unconscious he was, he still felt that something was wrong, major general?Are you filming?How did he get here?wolf cub?Are you talking about him?Xiao Ya's head was full of confused lawsuits, and he felt that his unconscious mind was getting more and more muddy, and he felt tired again.

No, I can't sleep!Xiao Ya struggled to open his eyes.

"Tsk, the unweaned wolf cub is probably the child of the wolf she hunted just now." What?Xiao Ya was taken aback when he suddenly heard the voice of the later major general. What did that person just say?He was so focused on fighting the Sandman just now that he didn't hear what he said.Before Xiao Ya finished tangling, he heard the voice of the major general coming again lightly: "It's winter, anyway, it can't survive by itself, so kill it and take it back for extra food."

What? !What he said was easy, but Xiao Ya was scared out of his wits. Although he didn't know what the situation was, he felt that the major general was going to kill him, the barbarian!Xiao Ya gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart.No matter how angry Xiao Ya was in his heart, he knew that at this time he could only rely on himself, Xiao Ya could only desperately control his body, wanting to roll over and leave the spot, move!move!Xiao Ya shouted silently in his heart, he could feel a cold aura hovering over his body, like the sword of Damocles might fall down and take his life at any time!

"Shua—" the sound of a sharp blade piercing the air came, move quickly!With a roar in his heart, Xiao Ya suddenly turned over. At the same time, he finally opened his eyes for the first time in this world.All he saw was a white light piercing his body and sinking into the ground. Surrounding him were weeds that were no shorter than others (wolves?). Xiao Ya's ruthless gaze suddenly met a knife-sharp gaze while he was rolling. He was taken aback for a moment, but before he could see the man's appearance clearly, he slammed into the mound of dirt beside him, and passed out all of a sudden.

"Eh?" The soldier with the gun stared at a wolf cub who had rolled over a foot and knocked unconscious on the mound, and froze for a moment, "This..." The soldier looked at Lu Bu, He looked at the wolf cub on the ground again, and was a little embarrassed for a while, the **** wolf cub has grown up, right?The eyes are only a little bit big, and a newborn wolf cub of this size should not even be able to open his eyes. Where to go, this tm is really a hell!He couldn't even poke a small thing to death, so he wouldn't let the brothers in the camp laugh to death this time around!The big man gritted his teeth involuntarily, pulled out his gun and wanted to shoot again.

"Forget it." Lu Bu got off his horse and stepped forward to pick up Xiao Ya, who was lying on the ground. Although Lu Bu was as young as his hair, his stature and martial arts were not inferior to that of an adult. Xiao Ya was a newborn wolf cub. Lu Bu held him in one hand, and even turned it upside down and stuffed it into his bosom.

"Young General!" The soldiers following Lu Bu couldn't help but persuade, "That's a wolf after all..."

"Cut~" Lu Bu waved his hand indifferently and said, "That's just a wolf cub, even this little thing can hurt me?" Lu Bu sneered and shook his head, then he rode his horse and whipped his whip, "Let's go! Go back Battalion!" Saying this, Lu Bu galloped away.The soldiers behind him looked at each other with wry smiles, and immediately rode their horses to catch up.They really don't know whether they should feel lucky or unlucky to have such a willful but highly skilled general at the booth?

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"Hmm~" Xiao Ya opened his eyes and muttered in a low voice. During the period when he passed out, he finally found his selectively forgotten memory...

"Congratulations on being selected as the host of the No. 2333 system. The system is being adapted...Ding, the adaptation failed, and the random matching is in...beep. Congratulations on being matched with the cute system. The system has been released. Please check the host carefully."

"System? Who wants a ghost system! What is this place? Let me go home!" Xiao Ya looked at the dark space around him and said with a dark face.

"...Well, host, don't you want to be famous forever? Don't you want to lie drunk on the lap of a beauty and wake up to take over the power of the world? Don't you want to be the only one in heaven and earth?" The originally inorganic voice was replaced by a timid Zhengtai voice.

If it was a voice-activated woman here, I’m afraid she would immediately compromise with the system, but...it’s a pity, Xiao Ya is not a woman and voice-activated, Xiao Ya mercilessly darkened his face: "I don’t want to!"

"QAQ host, why are you so ruthless? Are you still not a man, and you agreed to go to the pinnacle of life hand in hand with the system?"

"Hehe, who told you? I just need to know if I'm a man. I'm living a good life and I need you to help me reach the pinnacle of life? And you pretend I didn't hear it? The cute system has reached the pinnacle of a ghost life Get out! Let me go back." Xiao Ya can be said to be very ruthless.

"QAQ host, you have to be nice to me, I'm so cute! It's impossible to go back, I don't have that authority, but you can work hard to earn love points and exchange them from the mall for the return book to return to your own world."

"Xuanhuishu?" Xiao Ya couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he heard the familiar term, then frowned and thought about the feasibility of what the system said, and then asked: "System mall? Love value? What can the system mall give me?" Let's see, how do you get points?" Although Xiao Ya was angry that he was suddenly plugged into some kind of system, but he has always been an easy-going character, and he quickly calmed down and analyzed his current situation. Don't worry, after all, judging from the capabilities displayed by the system, there is no advantage if you really want to fight him hard, even if this so-called cute system seems to be very easy to bully.

Hearing that Xiao Ya seemed to be interested, the voice of the system immediately brightened up: "Hey hey~ Host don't worry and listen to me slowly~ Love value, as the name suggests, is the master's love for you~ Of course, you have to pass tasks or Obtained by achieving special achievements. Of course, we are a regular unit and there will be no obliteration or the like. The task is randomly triggered by the system. The host can choose to complete it or not. However, if the love value is lower than 80 after a world ends, punishment will be triggered mechanism, the task difficulty of the next world will increase.”

"As for the task~ Since we are a cute system, the task is of course to be cute~ Host, you have to believe in me, cuteness is justice in this world!"

"Oh, is that so? The task is to trigger the control of the mall?" Xiao Ya felt that he must be speechless. Hell, Master's love, I always feel that this is not a serious system, is it his illusion?

Xiao Ya's indifferent reaction hurt the heart of the poor system, and Zheng Taiyin, who had escaped before, instantly became aggrieved: "The mall can only be triggered after entering the first world. Host, do you want to enter now?"

"Wait." Xiao Ya stopped immediately: "Don't worry, let's talk about the name of Xuanhui Shu? How did these worlds choose?"

Hearing Xiao Ya's question, the tone of the system immediately became proud: "Hahaha, of course it's because of me~ I know you, the host, like Jiansan very much, so I specially added the element of Jiansan to the system~ From now on, every time I go to a world, I will You will choose one of the game characters you once owned as the host, and you will inherit all the abilities and items under this account~ We also provide matching martial art cheats and other benefits in friendship~ The world is random, this is the one who is responsible for me I don't know."

"Jian San?" Xiao Ya nodded in satisfaction, Jian San is good, and having a golden finger that he is familiar with in another world is considered complete, Xiao Ya said straightforwardly: "Okay, the last question, you What is your name?"

"System 666 is at your service wholeheartedly~" The moment Xiao Zhengtai's voice fell, Xiao Ya lost consciousness.

——After recalling the cause and effect, Xiao Ya took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and smiled, and bombarded the system in his mind: "666, come out for me! What the hell did you make me look like? Where is the agreed Jiansan account? What the hell is it to dress up as an animal? How can an animal gain love?!"

It wasn't until Xiao Ya finished bombing 666 that he shivered and popped out from the depths of Xiao Ya's mind: "QAQ host, I'm sorry, because the mastermind was busy and there was a data error, the one prepared for you was your Tiance account...but the data is messed up. , you can only perform tasks in the form of sect and pet in the future..." Seemingly feeling Xiao Ya's gushing anger, 666 hastened to remedy: "We have urgently repaired the data. It can be transformed into the original account form, and the system will give the host 100 love points as an apology, thank you for the support of the host."

After finishing speaking, 666 ran away immediately, but before leaving, Xiao Zhengtai still muttered without confidence: "Actually, pets of the sect are also very cute~ Many times, humans are less wary of animals..."

"666!" Xiao Ya yelled angrily, but as soon as the words came out, Xiao Ya's angry mood was interrupted by a childish whine, he forgot that he had turned into a wolf... Hey!So angry!Also, 666 runs so fast, he forgot to ask it where it is, and the mall!Hey, for something like a system, it would be better to smash it up and sell it as junk, Xiao Ya thought with a blank expression.

Xiao Ya was wandering in the sky, and there was a burst of cheers outside the tent, Xiao Ya noticed that he was in a huge tent now, did the little general pick him up?Xiao Ya thought uncertainly, and then he thought of the pair of eyes he saw before he fell into a coma... That kind of eyes... Such an aggressive aura is not something ordinary people can have... Sure enough, he still cares about it. Thinking of the experience before coma, Xiao Ya's heart was filled with a sense of urgency. Through the behavior of that little general, he had reason to believe that he brought him back to fatten up and slaughter him for a feast!When Xiao Ya thought of this possibility, he couldn't get on his stomach and stood up immediately.

With a snap, Xiao Ya fell down on the couch... mmp forgot that he is a wolf and can't walk on two legs now, Xiao Ya shook his head that was covered by the fall, and got used to walking on the couch on all fours After taking a few steps, Xiao Ya felt that he could probably get used to this new way of walking, then he stumbled and jumped off the couch, rolled two steps and bumped into a big pillar.

Huh?Xiao Ya was hit so hard that his eyes were staring and he shook his head, his little paw slapped on the big pillar, where did the pillar come from!Hit the young master to death!No...it seems that there are no pillars in the tent!And... why is this pillar still hot?Before Xiao Ya came back to his senses, a chuckle came from above his head.

This voice... Xiao Ya raised his head stiffly, and when he met a pair of familiar eyes with a playful smile, Xiao Ya suddenly wailed in his heart, "Shou Shou!"My lord, you are going to kill the wolf!

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ps: There is no official history of Lu Bu's life experience. There is a saying that he has a father, Lu Liang. This article adopts the setting of Lu Bu as Ding Yuan's adopted son in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

pps: There is no textual research in this article, no textual research, no textual research!Everything serves the plot, if there is any discrepancy with the historical facts, it is purely private, this is just a fanfic!Junjun's history of science students is not good, and he does not accept trolls. If there are bugs, please point them out gently, and modify them according to the plot.

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