My character set in Quick Transmigration is not spoiled by you, hey!
Chapter 28 My character design is the best! Hey!
And Lin Zhilang always felt very uneasy, he could feel that this was not his illusion, "I always feel that if I wait like this, something very bad will happen."
"Your illusion." The system didn't have such an idea, "Host, you are thinking too much."
"Am I thinking too much?"
Lin Zhilang didn't think so at all, but it was useless for him to be impatient now, so he had to wait like this.
And this wait is three days later.
After waiting for three days, nothing happened. It seemed that the bad feeling was really just my own illusion.
However, at this moment, Lin Zhilang saw a piece of news on the Internet that made him explode. It turned out that Yan Yan and his fiancée Lin Yumeng had broken off their engagement.
As soon as Lin Zhilang saw this incident, his spirits came, and he quickly called Yan Yan. He wanted to ask about Yan Yan's situation.
In the past few days, Yan Yan was not at home, but at the company. He didn't know why Yan Yan suddenly didn't stick to him so much, but it was a good thing for him.
Maybe it was because he said that he wanted to rob his fiancée and hurt him?
Lin Zhilang believed so firmly. However, who knew that as soon as Yan Yantian got connected, there was a bathing sound of "哗哗!" from Yan Yantian's phone. Just hearing the sound of water, Lin Zhilang wanted to hang up Cut off the phone, let alone at this time, there is still a low and lazy voice on the other end of the phone, "Huh? What's the matter?"
Hearing this voice, Lin Zhilang swallowed his saliva, he felt that he was a little fascinated, no, he had to wake up, he coughed twice, and said, "That...the news, did you see it? "
Lin Zhilang felt that it was wrong to sprinkle salt on Yan Yan's wound, but he was a top relative, so if he didn't sprinkle salt to justify his bad feelings, could he wait for the next time?
Opportunities are hard to find!
As soon as Lin Zhilang thought of this, Lin Zhilang began to cheer up. He had to take advantage of this time to mock Yan Yan. This was a good time to make Yan Yan hate himself.
In Lin Zhilang's view, when Yan Yan was so sad and painful, what he said was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire.
After all, Yan Yan and his fiancée have broken off the engagement, and the reason for the breakup is very simple, because...
Lin Zhilang didn't think about it for long, when he suddenly saw the reason for breaking the engagement on the news.
And there is a row of Yan Yan's words on it, to the effect that Yan Yan is very sad that his fiancée is getting involved with others behind his back, and not only with one, but with three men.
Seeing this, Lin Zhilang couldn't help being surprised. He always knew that Lin Yumeng was getting involved with Zhang Yanyan, but he didn't expect that Lin Yumeng was not only getting mixed up with Zhang Yanyan, but also with other people. Both men are mixed together.
And this news also wrote specific names, one is a real estate tycoon, the other is a small fresh meat in the entertainment industry, who looks good, and the last one is naturally Zhang Yanyan.
And this little fresh meat in the entertainment industry actually has a very strong family background, so Lin Yumeng is willing to have sex with this person.
Unexpectedly, she could step on three boats by herself, Lin Zhilang thought it was amazing.
Stepping on two boats is already unstable enough, stepping on three, you are really not afraid of capsizing.
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang continued to talk to Yan Yan. After thinking for a while, he began to use a mocking tone, "I didn't expect your fiancée to carry you on three boats. What does this mean? Does it mean Your ability is very poor, let her look down on you, don't like you? That's right, how can a person like you understand a woman's heart, how can he be popular with women?" Lin Zhilang's words, no matter what It was that man who heard it and would absolutely hate that man.
Lin Zhilang praised his wit, why is he so smart.
No one likes someone attacking their place, saying that they are incapable.
The more Lin Zhilang thought about it, the happier he became. The villain in his heart was already pounding the ground. He could already predict that after a while, Yan Yan would chase after him angrily, and wanted to give his best relative to him. Kicked out the door.
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang said in even more vicious words, "In my opinion, you are just a bank, and I can withdraw money at any time, that's enough, I don't care about these, you quickly transfer the money to me, I'm going to drink Pick up beautiful women."
Lin Zhilang deliberately said these words to stimulate Yan Yan, making Yan Yan deeply realize that he is a "scumbag".
Lin Zhilang said: I'm really smart, my best relative is doing better and better.
The system said: I also think that the host is really scumbag!
Lin Zhilang: ...
Lin Zhilang continued to make calls, but the strange thing was that after Lin Zhilang said these words, there was only the sound of water, and there was no Yan Yan's voice at all. Lin Zhilang frowned, and he subconsciously felt that something was wrong, so he asked, " Hello? Are you there?" Where's the person?Why is the person missing?
Lin Zhilang felt very strange and puzzled, but at this moment, he was suddenly hugged tightly, and then he was pushed to the wall beside him, and kissed so hard that Lin Zhilang couldn't help it. He punched the man.
But the person in front of him just looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile, then leaned into Lin Zhilang's ear with a smile, and said in a rather sexy voice, "Honey, who did you say can't do it just now? Hmm? Who can't do it?"
"..." Inexplicably feeling a little regretful, what should I do?Lin Zhilang felt particularly uneasy. His uneasiness just now was not so strong, but when Yan Yan hugged him tightly like this, the villain in Lin Zhilang's heart was starting to go crazy. He always felt that something that would happen next He felt even worse.
In fact, it did happen. The next moment, Lin Zhilang was pushed onto the bed, and then someone pressed his shoulders. Yan Yan kept getting closer to Lin Zhilang, and even the scent of Yan Yan's body after bathing, Lin Zhilang could smell it clearly, and the mature man's breath sprayed directly on Lin Zhilang's neck, making Lin Zhilang feel quite obsessed... what a ghost!
Lin Zhilang doesn't want to get so close to Yan Yan at all, and it's not like he likes Yan Yan!
He pushed Yan Yan away violently, and said, "You, get out of the way!"
But before Lin Zhilang said this for a long time, he was wrapped in Yan Yan's arms, hugged and kissed, until Lin Zhilang's face was flushed and his eye sockets were a little wet, Yan Yan reluctantly let go of Lin Zhilang.
Lin Zhilang just breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, a particularly frenzied word suddenly sounded in his ear,
"Someone just said that I can't do it. Now I will use my actions to prove that I can do it. Do you think it's okay? Sweetheart."
When Yan Yan said the three words "little sweetheart", Lin Zhilang couldn't help feeling sick, he said, "Don't, don't say it!" Lin Zhilang felt that if this continues, his heart will not be able to beat.
However, Yan Yan just kept getting close to Lin Zhilang, hugged Lin Zhilang, and laughed lowly, "Don't you just like me like this? Otherwise, why did you call me when I was taking a shower?"
"I didn't know you were taking a bath at all!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, he was completely like "I don't like you!" "Don't bother me again", he said disgustedly, " Who likes you? Don't think I like you? I don't like you, not at all!"
"But you said you treat me like a bank." Yan Yan suddenly pulled Lin Zhilang into his arms, kissed Lin Zhilang's forehead, and was kissed like this. Lin Zhilang felt a little familiar, but he couldn't tell. It was familiar there, and at this time, Yan Yan's bewitching voice sounded in his ears, "You treat me like a bank, you should like me, after all, I am a bank, which is equal to money, you like money, right? ?”
"Yes..." Lin Zhilang was a little dizzy from being fascinated, and subconsciously said yes.
Yan Yan curled his lips slightly, and he said, "Then you like me as a bank, after all I can give you money, and if you like money, that means you like me, right?"
"Yes..." Lin Zhilang had just answered the correct word, when he suddenly thought of something, he came back to his senses instantly, pushed Yan Yan away, and looked at Yan Yan vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong. He felt that getting along with Yan Yan in the current state was too bad, and he had to leave immediately.
Lin Zhilang didn't want to be eaten, let alone be pressed down, like this or that.
Thinking of such a scene, the villain in Lin Zhilang's heart couldn't help but go crazy.
Lin Zhilang got out of bed quickly, and ran outside. While running, he closed the door tightly, fearing that Yan Yan would catch up.
Seeing Lin Zhilang running away in such a panic, Yan Yan's eyes dimmed slightly.
And once he got down there, Lin Zhilang only felt that he was alive again.
He said: "The system, just now was really too dangerous."
"..." The system did not speak.
"System, I just said that the bad premonition is not my illusion. Sure enough, something bad happened." Lin Zhilang stared at the system quietly, "What do you think I should do now? I feel good. Crazy, if I go on like this, I may become a poor person who was treated in one way or another in order to become a super relative."
"..." The system still didn't speak, it remained completely silent.
"...Why are you silent?" Lin Zhilang sat on the chair, feeling very distressed, "Do I really have to continue to say hurtful things? Do I continue to say that I use Yan Yan as a cash machine? But Why do I feel that Yan Yan doesn't seem to feel anything at all?"
"Maybe it's because...you didn't speak hard enough?" The system began to come up with an idea, "Could it be because what you said wasn't worthy of beating or hurtful enough?"
"It turns out that what I said wasn't hurtful enough?" Lin Zhilang didn't understand at all, "I sprinkled salt when he was in pain and lost his fiancée. I didn't hurt people enough! So what should I do? Hurt people?" Lin Zhilang was stunned, he didn't know what to do, his eyes were blank.
The system was also very confused, but he felt that the host should not be left in such a state of confusion, so he said, "Host, think about it, if it is you, when you are said to be a cash machine, and when your fiancée betrays you How would you feel?"
"Hate!" Lin Zhilang frowned, "I hate this man! This man is so hateful?! When I'm so sad, I know how to stab me with a knife! I hate him to death!"
"Very good." The system nodded, "Isn't there a saying called, Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Maybe Yan Yan is thinking about how to kill you right now, but he is just pretending to not hate at all, the purpose is to make you When you get hit, you are defenseless."
"That's right!" Lin Zhilang nodded thoughtfully.
"Yes, otherwise, you can check the progress of the task."
"Huh?" Lin Zhilang looked at it and said in surprise, "Now it's 60.00% six, what an auspicious number! Could it be that I did it right?!"
Lin Zhilang felt hope for his future instantly ignited, "Sure enough! System, you are right, my direction is right! He is just pretending not to care! He actually hates me to the core!"
Lin Zhilang thought of something as he spoke, and said thoughtfully, "No wonder he always calls me by nasty names like Little Sweetheart and Little Baby. It turns out that he wants to take revenge on me! I understand, 100% understand Already!" Lin Zhilang nodded seriously.
The system saw that Lin Zhilang had calmed down like this, and he was no longer confused. He was very pleased, and he said with satisfaction, "Host! You must firmly believe in your own path! You have never done anything wrong! Everything you do will be determined by you." I am brushing Yan Yan's bad feelings! Yan Yan is probably hating you more and more now, although it seems that I don't hate you, and I can't help you find good feelings, but we have to believe in what we do. "
"You're right!" Lin Zhilang said that he completely trusted the system, and being so trusted, the system said: "Host, you have to work hard next time, say something very heartless, and say something that is particularly hurtful."
"Yeah, I will try my best to say it." Lin Zhilang said very seriously, "I want to say something that will hurt people as long as they hear it. What a hateful existence this extreme relative of mine is!"
As Lin Zhilang said this, he began to shake his fist and regained his vitality.
And when he returned to Yan Yan's side, he saw Yan Yan sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking about something, with an inscrutable expression on his face, and his deep eyes were full of fear mood.
Seeing Yan Yan like this, Lin Zhilang subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Yan Yan suddenly waved at Lin Zhilang, "Come here."
Lin Zhilang thought for a while, then took three steps back, so he wouldn't pass by. At this time, he just wanted to express his attitude, and he must treat Yan Yan with a contemptuous attitude. Geese absolutely loathe themselves.So, Lin Zhilang put on a disgusted expression, and he looked at Yan Yan with contempt.
Being seen like this, Yan Yan seemed to think of something, and suddenly said, "So that's how it is."
"..." Why is that so?Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong with this kind of development, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
But the next moment, Lin Zhilang knew why this development was wrong, because Yan Yan came over, hugged him, kissed his forehead hard, and said to Lin Zhilang, "I was wrong just now, I Subconsciously forget what you said before, you don't like people waving, it's like beckoning a puppy, I will change it." Yan Yan looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile.
"...No need." Lin Zhilang wanted to break free from this embrace, but Yan Yan hugged him quite hard, preventing Lin Zhilang from breaking free at all. "..." Why is this guy so strong?Even though he exerted so much force, he didn't feel any pain at all?Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan was really powerful, but now is not the time to praise the enemy, but now is the time to attack the enemy, make the enemy suffer and despair, and make the enemy hate himself, so Lin Zhilang sneered, "Now put Give me the money, and I'm going to drink and make beautiful women."
"Okay." Yan Yan smiled very sweetly. Seeing Yan Yan smiled, Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan didn't feel pain or itching?
And the next moment, hearing what Yan Yan said, Lin Zhilang's heart trembled suddenly,
"However, before giving you money, shouldn't you grant me a wish? After all, I have already granted your wish."
Lin Zhilang didn't know what his wish was. He subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and it was super bad. It was worse than ever before. Lin Zhilang shrank back and didn't want to pay attention to Yan Yan. However, Yan Yan just looked straight at him. Lin Zhilang, he hooked his lips slightly and smiled lowly, "Why didn't you speak suddenly? Don't you want to fulfill my wish?"
"...I don't understand what you're talking about at all. Why should I fulfill your wish?" Lin Zhilang had already guessed the answer in his heart, but he didn't want to admit it. The villain in his heart said: Impossible, impossible Yes, how could Yan Yan really, really do that?This is not going to happen! !
However, in the next second, what Yan Yan said completely broke Lin Zhilang's perception of Yan Yan,
"Don't you like my fiancée? Now that I have crushed her, no, I should no longer compete with you for her. I have fulfilled your wish. Now is it time for you to fulfill my wish? "
Lin Zhilang didn't expect Yan Yan to be so mad, he couldn't help but said, "You, when you found out that your fiancée was on three boats, didn't you feel sad or sad? Can you still say these things like a normal person?"
If it was Yan Yan who reported the news in the first place and figured out a way to break the engagement by himself... what he just said was completely nonsense!It didn't hit Yan Yan's point at all, and didn't hurt Yan Yan! !
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang's mood became extremely bad.
However, Yan Yan only replied very seriously, "Yes, after all, I promised you that I will give you my fiancée." But you may have forgotten, I once said that if someone wants to be with you, I will will send that person to hell.
Yan Yan lowered his eyelashes slightly, and kissed Lin Zhilang on the cheek, "You smell so sweet."
"..." Lin Zhilang didn't know how to answer the conversation at all, he couldn't hold his breath anymore, and he realized that it was Yan Yan's good deed, which made his fiancée become what he is now. Thinking about it, he felt a little creepy .
He always felt like a big fat being targeted. He wanted to leave here immediately, but he was hugged tightly and couldn't leave.
While kissing him, Yan Yan asked, "You said that after I fulfill your wish, you will fulfill one of my wishes. Now it's time for you to start fulfilling my wish."
"...What wish?" Lin Zhilang felt that he was short of words, but he really wanted to ask, he wanted to know what Yan Yan wanted him to do.
The next moment, after Yan Yan said that, Lin Zhilang said: I shouldn't ask such a cheap question.
"I want you to marry me."
The impact of this sentence is indeed a bit strong, so big that Lin Zhilang's head is a little smoked. After three seconds of silence, he began to shake his head without hesitation, "What are you kidding? I'm a man Man! Look more clearly?! I am not a woman! I can’t bear children! It’s very wrong for you to joke with me like this!”
But looking at Lin Zhilang shaking his head like this, Yan Yan just smiled brightly, like the happiest person in the world, "But I just like you, I don't care if you can bear fruit, as long as we can keep blooming enough."
"...I don't understand at all, why you use "blossom" to describe such a nasty thing that you want to "beep" to me." Lin Zhilang was unable to complain anymore, he felt that as long as he got along with Yan Yan, he would not be able to bear it crazy.
"Because you said you can't bear fruit." Yan Yan stroked Lin Zhilang, "Even if you can't bear fruit, I still love you and will use love to fill the emptiness in your heart."
"..." Lin Zhilang couldn't take it anymore, he felt so sick to his stomach, he said: Don't eat so full next time.
However, Lin Zhilang, who vomited once, vomited a second time when he heard what Yan Yan said next,
"Little sweetheart, do you know that seeing you like this makes my heart feel very sad?"
"...Ouch! Stop talking!" Lin Zhilang almost knelt down to Yan Yan, "Stop! I don't want to hear you talk about this anymore! I know you are amazing, and you finally recognized your fiancée's true colors! That's amazing! I Just take a step first! Goodbye!"
Lin Zhilang didn't dare to stay any longer, he wanted to leave here quickly, but unfortunately, Yan Yan just took his hand, and then dragged Lin Zhilang into the bathroom.
Lin Zhilang didn't know why he came here, but when he found that Yan Yan took off his clothes and started to put up the water to wet Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang knew why Yan Yan did this.
This guy Yan Yan is...to take revenge on him, hello!
When Lin Zhilang's eyes were red, and he was obediently staying in Yan Yan's arms, and Yan Yan fed him a mouthful, and he obediently opened his mouth, Lin Zhilang said: This guy came here on purpose Fuck me!
Lin Zhilang stared at Yan Yan quietly, but being stared at like this, Yan Yan was so happy that he couldn't help laughing.
And the more Yan Yan smiled, the worse Lin Zhilang's mood became, and he thought: Why should I become a top relative and bully others, but I will be bullied so miserably?This is unreasonable!
When Lin Zhilang was stuck by Yan Yan for three consecutive days, and Yan Yan proved himself very capable all the time, exhausting Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang said: I no longer believe that the best relatives can bully others with pleasure up!
Lin Zhilang was lying on the bed alone, and he stared at Jing Se outside the window in pain. It was early in the morning, but he didn't even have the strength.
He couldn't help but roll his eyes at the thought of a certain guy who insisted on hugging and kissing him over and over again last night.
Why is his life so hard?
"Aren't I a super relative? Didn't I conquer others? Why do I feel like I've become a character worse than Xiaobaicai?" Lin Zhilang propped his chin and looked at the system, "To be honest, have I become a little cabbage? Cabbage? You tell me the truth."
"...cough, well, I think, you look more pitiful than Xiaobaicai." The system actually didn't want to say that, but he couldn't lie and tell the truth.
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang looked haggard, "Why am I so miserable? Didn't I bully others? What's wrong now? Isn't it right?"
"It's not right." The system also felt that something was wrong, "Tell me, why didn't you succeed in bullying? Could it be that your words are not heartless enough?"
"Didn't I say it very unfeelingly?" Lin Zhilang didn't understand what the system was talking about at all, "I think the point is not that my words are not cruel enough, but that I am bullying Chinese cabbage. They are all small cabbage, look, the Chinese cabbage is so big, how can I bully it? I can’t bully it at all!"
Lin Zhilang shook his head, "I can't do it, I can't do it at all, I can't complete the task anymore, this task should be declared a failure." Lin Zhilang lay on the table, he was already desperate for the task.
"Host, take heart, you have to know that you can do it."
"Then what should I do now?" Lin Zhilang said listlessly, "I always feel that no matter what I do, as long as I stimulate him, he will definitely toss me hard. I don't want to make such a mistake again."
"That's good." The system thought for a while, and then said, "I think what you said was cruel enough, but not heartless enough. From now on, you should show your attitude. Doesn't he love you? You just say it on purpose." You don't like him, you don't love him, and you deliberately go to another woman to show that you like other women."
"You're such a scumbag." Lin Zhilang said contemptuously, "How can I be in two boats? No, I don't agree."
"...I didn't ask you to step on two boats, I just asked you to show that you are very interested in those women, ah, I thought of it, you should read the Eighteen Bans!"
"Huh?" Lin Zhilang thought for a while, then said, "It's a good idea, but..."
"But what?" the system asked puzzled.
"However, when I read the Eighteen Prohibitions and was seen by Yan Yan, I always felt...embarrassed."
"The more embarrassing the better, don't you know that sometimes it takes embarrassment to make him hate you?"
"...Okay." Lin Zhilang thought for a while, and then said to the system, "I believe you, I will try it now."
So just like that, Lin Zhilang started to buy eighteen forbidden things, no matter what they were, in a word, buy them first and then talk about them.
Lin Zhilang didn't want to watch these at all, he felt that watching them would pollute his eyes.
"Compared to reading these eighteen forbidden magazines and games, I actually want to play Go, chess, table tennis and other games that are good for physical and mental health."
"...Host, you have to know that you are playing a scum that is hated by others, so you must always pay attention to your position."
"Isn't my position a top relative?" Lin Zhilang wondered.
"Don't you know that as soon as you found out that what you were dealing with was Chinese cabbage, your position has been distorted into a scumbag?"
"...I don't know why, but when I think about playing a scumbag, I always feel a lot of pressure." Lin Zhilang sighed, "Forget it, I will try my best."
"Okay, let's go!"
So, Lin Zhilang looked at the clock on purpose, and when Yan Yan came back, he deliberately played the eighteen forbidden action movies in the living room.
Lin Zhilang wanted Yan Yan to see that he was interested in those women, but he was not interested in Yan Yan at all.
However, Lin Zhilang felt that the [-] bans he bought were a bit strange, so he flipped through the [-] bans written on the box he bought, but the names on them were completely in a foreign language, and Lin Zhilang couldn't understand them, so he asked the system, "It's okay." Right? I always feel that something is not quite right."
"should be no problem."
"Is it okay?" Lin Zhilang asked suspiciously, "I'm not interested in this aspect. In the past, I would rather play badminton than watch these things. Is it okay?"
"Probably." The system was not too sure, but it felt that it was trustworthy in Lin Zhilang's mind, so it patted his chest, "Trust me, it's no problem! These films are all like this!"
"Really?" Lin Zhilang threw the box aside, sat on the sofa, and began to watch the screen on the TV.
At this time, a man first appeared on the TV, and then this man seemed to be...weak?
Lin Zhilang felt something was wrong, "Could it be that those women like such a man? Such a weak one?" Lin Zhilang was a little confused about what the audience was thinking, and he was starting to study this film with an academic mentality, "System , It turns out that those people like such weak men, you said, if I become weak, will I be very popular with women?"
"Maybe."
The system is actually a little guilty, it suddenly feels that there is something wrong with this movie.
However, Lin Zhilang didn't think so at all. He trusted the system very much. Since the system said there was no problem, he didn't think about it again. He just said, "It seems that I was not popular before, is it because I am not weak enough? It seems that I should become weaker." While chatting with the system like this, someone suddenly came in from outside, and a tall figure appeared in front of him.
Lin Zhilang pretended not to see the figure, and continued to look at the screen, but in fact, Lin Zhilang was actually chatting with the system in his mind, so he didn't know how excited he was, he had already started talking about other topics.
And because the system saw that the host didn't look at the screen, but chatted with him, so he didn't watch what was playing on the TV screen.
So, when Lin Zhilang was suddenly pinned down and kissed fiercely, Lin Zhilang came back to his senses and realized that the action movie on the TV was... two men getting together?
Lin Zhilang was stunned, he didn't expect this kind of development at all, didn't he buy a man and a woman?how could this be? !
Lin Zhilang was frightened, and at this moment, the suppressed and extremely hoarse voice sounded in his ears, "Little sweetheart, it turns out that you are so impatient, you should have told me a long time ago, I will satisfy you well. "
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang panicked instantly, "No, no! You misunderstood!"
However, Lin Zhilang's explanation was completely useless, Yan Yan just hugged Lin Zhilang, went upstairs and threw Lin Zhilang on the bed.
Lin Zhilang was scared, he got out of bed and wanted to run out, but Yan Yan had already stepped forward to strip Lin Zhilang's clothes, and then kissed Lin Zhilang directly, from top to bottom, making Lin Zhilang feel Especially... I can't hold back.
"Don't, don't do this! Stop!" Lin Zhilang couldn't hold back at all, but after he said these words, Yan Yan didn't stop at all, just continued to kiss Lin Zhilang like this, Lin Zhilang couldn't help but slapped Yan Yan Yan, "Wake up! You really wake up for me!" Lin Zhilang shook Yan Yan's shoulder, "Look at me, I really don't know why that was on the TV just now, I really I don't know! You trust me! I don't know at all!"
However, at the next moment, Yan Yan's words made Lin Zhilang froze,
"Since you don't know, why are you staring at the TV so engrossed?"
"..." Lin Zhilang was silent. Could he say that he was too excited to chat with the system and didn't pay attention to the TV at all?
"If you're not interested, why did you buy videos of men with men?"
"I told you, it was a misunderstanding!" Lin Zhilang said seriously, "I thought what I bought was a man and a woman, but who knew it turned out to be like this in the end, I am so disappointed."
Lin Zhilang said very seriously, but Yan Yan just stared at Lin Zhilang quietly, "Well, let's go downstairs and see how many men and women there are."
Lin Zhilang said, "It's all a man and a woman. You see, it's definitely only one that has a problem."
However, after 5 minutes, Lin Zhilang froze in place, and he became silent.
Yan Yan glanced at the two men rolling together on the TV, and said to Lin Zhilang, "It's all men and men, aren't you implying me?"
"..." Lin Zhilang fell silent. He really wanted to say that it was not a hint, but he felt that it seemed a bit weak to say it under such circumstances.
But I had to say it, so Lin Zhilang finally said after careful consideration, "I really didn't hint at you, I, I just bought it wrong." Speaking of this, Lin Zhilang's face turned slightly red, "I don't like to watch these things on weekdays. I only like playing chess and so on. Naturally, I don't know anything about it."
Hearing Lin Zhilang say these words, Yan Yan only felt hit by something, felt... super soft, super warm, he really wanted to hold the soft Lin Zhilang in front of him in his arms and kiss wildly Fan, he has never seen such a soft person like Lin Zhilang.
Naturally, Lin Zhilang didn't know that the words "so cute!" and "so cute!" were brushing Yan Yan's mind, otherwise, he would definitely give Yan Yan two punches without hesitation. He also pursed his lips slightly, explaining his behavior, "I will pay attention next time, and I won't make such a mistake again."
"Don't pay attention." Yan Yan was about to spit out nosebleeds from Lin Zhilang's soft words.
"...Why are you bleeding?" Lin Zhilang suddenly wiped Yan Yan's nose, "What's wrong? The people watching the TV just now were too exciting." Lin Zhilang looked at the TV and was stimulated. He hurriedly turned off the TV.
And seeing Lin Zhilang's appearance stimulated Yan Yan again. Yan Yan thought he could hold it back, but in the end the nosebleed couldn't help but flow down, and it flowed down towards Lin Zhilang.
Lin Zhilang was afraid that something would happen to Yan Yan, so he went to the hospital to examine Yan Yan. The doctor just said, "Pay attention to your body, and don't be stimulated like this again."
Lin Zhilang subconsciously wanted to say something he cared about, but when he thought about what he said in the hospital before, it seemed to have hurt Yan Yan and made Yan Yan hate him a little, so now he should take advantage of Yan Yan's injury and say Some words that hurt him, then he will hate himself even more.Therefore, Lin Zhilang put on a look of disgust on purpose, and he said mockingly, "The doctor said you are paralyzed, you should rest, you are a cash machine, you just need to remember to be hospitalized, and give me the money to drink and drink." It's enough to pick up a woman."
Lin Zhilang felt that his words were definitely enough to hurt people, but who knew that Yan Yan pursed his lips slightly, and his eyes were slightly red, obviously moved by Lin Zhilang's words.
"..." I don't know what to touch by my words.Lin Zhilang felt that he couldn't keep up with Yan Yan's brain circuit as usual.
However, Yan Yan just hugged Lin Zhilang and kissed Lin Zhilang's face, "Thank you for caring about me, I will take care of myself, you don't need to use this tone on purpose, when you hear your tone, I think you're so awkwardly caring, it's really... so cute."
As soon as he heard the words "so cute", Lin Zhilang frowned instantly, and threw Yan Yan out, "Go away! You are so cute! Your whole family is so cute!"
"Yes, my wife is really cute." Yan Yan's words deserved a beating as always, and Lin Zhilang couldn't help shaking his shoulders, "Shut up! Don't call me cute anymore! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
"Come here! Hitting is kissing and scolding is love. If you are willing to kill me, it means that you are willing to risk being caught by the police and imprisoned, and you will love me like this!" When Yan Yan said this, Yan Yan couldn't bear it. I couldn't help laughing even sweeter, "You love me so much, I'm so touched."
"... that's enough, don't talk about it." Lin Zhilang clutched his chest, he felt
"Your illusion." The system didn't have such an idea, "Host, you are thinking too much."
"Am I thinking too much?"
Lin Zhilang didn't think so at all, but it was useless for him to be impatient now, so he had to wait like this.
And this wait is three days later.
After waiting for three days, nothing happened. It seemed that the bad feeling was really just my own illusion.
However, at this moment, Lin Zhilang saw a piece of news on the Internet that made him explode. It turned out that Yan Yan and his fiancée Lin Yumeng had broken off their engagement.
As soon as Lin Zhilang saw this incident, his spirits came, and he quickly called Yan Yan. He wanted to ask about Yan Yan's situation.
In the past few days, Yan Yan was not at home, but at the company. He didn't know why Yan Yan suddenly didn't stick to him so much, but it was a good thing for him.
Maybe it was because he said that he wanted to rob his fiancée and hurt him?
Lin Zhilang believed so firmly. However, who knew that as soon as Yan Yantian got connected, there was a bathing sound of "哗哗!" from Yan Yantian's phone. Just hearing the sound of water, Lin Zhilang wanted to hang up Cut off the phone, let alone at this time, there is still a low and lazy voice on the other end of the phone, "Huh? What's the matter?"
Hearing this voice, Lin Zhilang swallowed his saliva, he felt that he was a little fascinated, no, he had to wake up, he coughed twice, and said, "That...the news, did you see it? "
Lin Zhilang felt that it was wrong to sprinkle salt on Yan Yan's wound, but he was a top relative, so if he didn't sprinkle salt to justify his bad feelings, could he wait for the next time?
Opportunities are hard to find!
As soon as Lin Zhilang thought of this, Lin Zhilang began to cheer up. He had to take advantage of this time to mock Yan Yan. This was a good time to make Yan Yan hate himself.
In Lin Zhilang's view, when Yan Yan was so sad and painful, what he said was undoubtedly adding fuel to the fire.
After all, Yan Yan and his fiancée have broken off the engagement, and the reason for the breakup is very simple, because...
Lin Zhilang didn't think about it for long, when he suddenly saw the reason for breaking the engagement on the news.
And there is a row of Yan Yan's words on it, to the effect that Yan Yan is very sad that his fiancée is getting involved with others behind his back, and not only with one, but with three men.
Seeing this, Lin Zhilang couldn't help being surprised. He always knew that Lin Yumeng was getting involved with Zhang Yanyan, but he didn't expect that Lin Yumeng was not only getting mixed up with Zhang Yanyan, but also with other people. Both men are mixed together.
And this news also wrote specific names, one is a real estate tycoon, the other is a small fresh meat in the entertainment industry, who looks good, and the last one is naturally Zhang Yanyan.
And this little fresh meat in the entertainment industry actually has a very strong family background, so Lin Yumeng is willing to have sex with this person.
Unexpectedly, she could step on three boats by herself, Lin Zhilang thought it was amazing.
Stepping on two boats is already unstable enough, stepping on three, you are really not afraid of capsizing.
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang continued to talk to Yan Yan. After thinking for a while, he began to use a mocking tone, "I didn't expect your fiancée to carry you on three boats. What does this mean? Does it mean Your ability is very poor, let her look down on you, don't like you? That's right, how can a person like you understand a woman's heart, how can he be popular with women?" Lin Zhilang's words, no matter what It was that man who heard it and would absolutely hate that man.
Lin Zhilang praised his wit, why is he so smart.
No one likes someone attacking their place, saying that they are incapable.
The more Lin Zhilang thought about it, the happier he became. The villain in his heart was already pounding the ground. He could already predict that after a while, Yan Yan would chase after him angrily, and wanted to give his best relative to him. Kicked out the door.
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang said in even more vicious words, "In my opinion, you are just a bank, and I can withdraw money at any time, that's enough, I don't care about these, you quickly transfer the money to me, I'm going to drink Pick up beautiful women."
Lin Zhilang deliberately said these words to stimulate Yan Yan, making Yan Yan deeply realize that he is a "scumbag".
Lin Zhilang said: I'm really smart, my best relative is doing better and better.
The system said: I also think that the host is really scumbag!
Lin Zhilang: ...
Lin Zhilang continued to make calls, but the strange thing was that after Lin Zhilang said these words, there was only the sound of water, and there was no Yan Yan's voice at all. Lin Zhilang frowned, and he subconsciously felt that something was wrong, so he asked, " Hello? Are you there?" Where's the person?Why is the person missing?
Lin Zhilang felt very strange and puzzled, but at this moment, he was suddenly hugged tightly, and then he was pushed to the wall beside him, and kissed so hard that Lin Zhilang couldn't help it. He punched the man.
But the person in front of him just looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile, then leaned into Lin Zhilang's ear with a smile, and said in a rather sexy voice, "Honey, who did you say can't do it just now? Hmm? Who can't do it?"
"..." Inexplicably feeling a little regretful, what should I do?Lin Zhilang felt particularly uneasy. His uneasiness just now was not so strong, but when Yan Yan hugged him tightly like this, the villain in Lin Zhilang's heart was starting to go crazy. He always felt that something that would happen next He felt even worse.
In fact, it did happen. The next moment, Lin Zhilang was pushed onto the bed, and then someone pressed his shoulders. Yan Yan kept getting closer to Lin Zhilang, and even the scent of Yan Yan's body after bathing, Lin Zhilang could smell it clearly, and the mature man's breath sprayed directly on Lin Zhilang's neck, making Lin Zhilang feel quite obsessed... what a ghost!
Lin Zhilang doesn't want to get so close to Yan Yan at all, and it's not like he likes Yan Yan!
He pushed Yan Yan away violently, and said, "You, get out of the way!"
But before Lin Zhilang said this for a long time, he was wrapped in Yan Yan's arms, hugged and kissed, until Lin Zhilang's face was flushed and his eye sockets were a little wet, Yan Yan reluctantly let go of Lin Zhilang.
Lin Zhilang just breathed a sigh of relief, but the next moment, a particularly frenzied word suddenly sounded in his ear,
"Someone just said that I can't do it. Now I will use my actions to prove that I can do it. Do you think it's okay? Sweetheart."
When Yan Yan said the three words "little sweetheart", Lin Zhilang couldn't help feeling sick, he said, "Don't, don't say it!" Lin Zhilang felt that if this continues, his heart will not be able to beat.
However, Yan Yan just kept getting close to Lin Zhilang, hugged Lin Zhilang, and laughed lowly, "Don't you just like me like this? Otherwise, why did you call me when I was taking a shower?"
"I didn't know you were taking a bath at all!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, he was completely like "I don't like you!" "Don't bother me again", he said disgustedly, " Who likes you? Don't think I like you? I don't like you, not at all!"
"But you said you treat me like a bank." Yan Yan suddenly pulled Lin Zhilang into his arms, kissed Lin Zhilang's forehead, and was kissed like this. Lin Zhilang felt a little familiar, but he couldn't tell. It was familiar there, and at this time, Yan Yan's bewitching voice sounded in his ears, "You treat me like a bank, you should like me, after all, I am a bank, which is equal to money, you like money, right? ?”
"Yes..." Lin Zhilang was a little dizzy from being fascinated, and subconsciously said yes.
Yan Yan curled his lips slightly, and he said, "Then you like me as a bank, after all I can give you money, and if you like money, that means you like me, right?"
"Yes..." Lin Zhilang had just answered the correct word, when he suddenly thought of something, he came back to his senses instantly, pushed Yan Yan away, and looked at Yan Yan vigilantly, "What do you want to do?"
Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong. He felt that getting along with Yan Yan in the current state was too bad, and he had to leave immediately.
Lin Zhilang didn't want to be eaten, let alone be pressed down, like this or that.
Thinking of such a scene, the villain in Lin Zhilang's heart couldn't help but go crazy.
Lin Zhilang got out of bed quickly, and ran outside. While running, he closed the door tightly, fearing that Yan Yan would catch up.
Seeing Lin Zhilang running away in such a panic, Yan Yan's eyes dimmed slightly.
And once he got down there, Lin Zhilang only felt that he was alive again.
He said: "The system, just now was really too dangerous."
"..." The system did not speak.
"System, I just said that the bad premonition is not my illusion. Sure enough, something bad happened." Lin Zhilang stared at the system quietly, "What do you think I should do now? I feel good. Crazy, if I go on like this, I may become a poor person who was treated in one way or another in order to become a super relative."
"..." The system still didn't speak, it remained completely silent.
"...Why are you silent?" Lin Zhilang sat on the chair, feeling very distressed, "Do I really have to continue to say hurtful things? Do I continue to say that I use Yan Yan as a cash machine? But Why do I feel that Yan Yan doesn't seem to feel anything at all?"
"Maybe it's because...you didn't speak hard enough?" The system began to come up with an idea, "Could it be because what you said wasn't worthy of beating or hurtful enough?"
"It turns out that what I said wasn't hurtful enough?" Lin Zhilang didn't understand at all, "I sprinkled salt when he was in pain and lost his fiancée. I didn't hurt people enough! So what should I do? Hurt people?" Lin Zhilang was stunned, he didn't know what to do, his eyes were blank.
The system was also very confused, but he felt that the host should not be left in such a state of confusion, so he said, "Host, think about it, if it is you, when you are said to be a cash machine, and when your fiancée betrays you How would you feel?"
"Hate!" Lin Zhilang frowned, "I hate this man! This man is so hateful?! When I'm so sad, I know how to stab me with a knife! I hate him to death!"
"Very good." The system nodded, "Isn't there a saying called, Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? Maybe Yan Yan is thinking about how to kill you right now, but he is just pretending to not hate at all, the purpose is to make you When you get hit, you are defenseless."
"That's right!" Lin Zhilang nodded thoughtfully.
"Yes, otherwise, you can check the progress of the task."
"Huh?" Lin Zhilang looked at it and said in surprise, "Now it's 60.00% six, what an auspicious number! Could it be that I did it right?!"
Lin Zhilang felt hope for his future instantly ignited, "Sure enough! System, you are right, my direction is right! He is just pretending not to care! He actually hates me to the core!"
Lin Zhilang thought of something as he spoke, and said thoughtfully, "No wonder he always calls me by nasty names like Little Sweetheart and Little Baby. It turns out that he wants to take revenge on me! I understand, 100% understand Already!" Lin Zhilang nodded seriously.
The system saw that Lin Zhilang had calmed down like this, and he was no longer confused. He was very pleased, and he said with satisfaction, "Host! You must firmly believe in your own path! You have never done anything wrong! Everything you do will be determined by you." I am brushing Yan Yan's bad feelings! Yan Yan is probably hating you more and more now, although it seems that I don't hate you, and I can't help you find good feelings, but we have to believe in what we do. "
"You're right!" Lin Zhilang said that he completely trusted the system, and being so trusted, the system said: "Host, you have to work hard next time, say something very heartless, and say something that is particularly hurtful."
"Yeah, I will try my best to say it." Lin Zhilang said very seriously, "I want to say something that will hurt people as long as they hear it. What a hateful existence this extreme relative of mine is!"
As Lin Zhilang said this, he began to shake his fist and regained his vitality.
And when he returned to Yan Yan's side, he saw Yan Yan sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking about something, with an inscrutable expression on his face, and his deep eyes were full of fear mood.
Seeing Yan Yan like this, Lin Zhilang subconsciously wanted to dodge, but Yan Yan suddenly waved at Lin Zhilang, "Come here."
Lin Zhilang thought for a while, then took three steps back, so he wouldn't pass by. At this time, he just wanted to express his attitude, and he must treat Yan Yan with a contemptuous attitude. Geese absolutely loathe themselves.So, Lin Zhilang put on a disgusted expression, and he looked at Yan Yan with contempt.
Being seen like this, Yan Yan seemed to think of something, and suddenly said, "So that's how it is."
"..." Why is that so?Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong with this kind of development, but he couldn't tell what was wrong.
But the next moment, Lin Zhilang knew why this development was wrong, because Yan Yan came over, hugged him, kissed his forehead hard, and said to Lin Zhilang, "I was wrong just now, I Subconsciously forget what you said before, you don't like people waving, it's like beckoning a puppy, I will change it." Yan Yan looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile.
"...No need." Lin Zhilang wanted to break free from this embrace, but Yan Yan hugged him quite hard, preventing Lin Zhilang from breaking free at all. "..." Why is this guy so strong?Even though he exerted so much force, he didn't feel any pain at all?Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan was really powerful, but now is not the time to praise the enemy, but now is the time to attack the enemy, make the enemy suffer and despair, and make the enemy hate himself, so Lin Zhilang sneered, "Now put Give me the money, and I'm going to drink and make beautiful women."
"Okay." Yan Yan smiled very sweetly. Seeing Yan Yan smiled, Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan didn't feel pain or itching?
And the next moment, hearing what Yan Yan said, Lin Zhilang's heart trembled suddenly,
"However, before giving you money, shouldn't you grant me a wish? After all, I have already granted your wish."
Lin Zhilang didn't know what his wish was. He subconsciously felt that something was wrong, and it was super bad. It was worse than ever before. Lin Zhilang shrank back and didn't want to pay attention to Yan Yan. However, Yan Yan just looked straight at him. Lin Zhilang, he hooked his lips slightly and smiled lowly, "Why didn't you speak suddenly? Don't you want to fulfill my wish?"
"...I don't understand what you're talking about at all. Why should I fulfill your wish?" Lin Zhilang had already guessed the answer in his heart, but he didn't want to admit it. The villain in his heart said: Impossible, impossible Yes, how could Yan Yan really, really do that?This is not going to happen! !
However, in the next second, what Yan Yan said completely broke Lin Zhilang's perception of Yan Yan,
"Don't you like my fiancée? Now that I have crushed her, no, I should no longer compete with you for her. I have fulfilled your wish. Now is it time for you to fulfill my wish? "
Lin Zhilang didn't expect Yan Yan to be so mad, he couldn't help but said, "You, when you found out that your fiancée was on three boats, didn't you feel sad or sad? Can you still say these things like a normal person?"
If it was Yan Yan who reported the news in the first place and figured out a way to break the engagement by himself... what he just said was completely nonsense!It didn't hit Yan Yan's point at all, and didn't hurt Yan Yan! !
Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang's mood became extremely bad.
However, Yan Yan only replied very seriously, "Yes, after all, I promised you that I will give you my fiancée." But you may have forgotten, I once said that if someone wants to be with you, I will will send that person to hell.
Yan Yan lowered his eyelashes slightly, and kissed Lin Zhilang on the cheek, "You smell so sweet."
"..." Lin Zhilang didn't know how to answer the conversation at all, he couldn't hold his breath anymore, and he realized that it was Yan Yan's good deed, which made his fiancée become what he is now. Thinking about it, he felt a little creepy .
He always felt like a big fat being targeted. He wanted to leave here immediately, but he was hugged tightly and couldn't leave.
While kissing him, Yan Yan asked, "You said that after I fulfill your wish, you will fulfill one of my wishes. Now it's time for you to start fulfilling my wish."
"...What wish?" Lin Zhilang felt that he was short of words, but he really wanted to ask, he wanted to know what Yan Yan wanted him to do.
The next moment, after Yan Yan said that, Lin Zhilang said: I shouldn't ask such a cheap question.
"I want you to marry me."
The impact of this sentence is indeed a bit strong, so big that Lin Zhilang's head is a little smoked. After three seconds of silence, he began to shake his head without hesitation, "What are you kidding? I'm a man Man! Look more clearly?! I am not a woman! I can’t bear children! It’s very wrong for you to joke with me like this!”
But looking at Lin Zhilang shaking his head like this, Yan Yan just smiled brightly, like the happiest person in the world, "But I just like you, I don't care if you can bear fruit, as long as we can keep blooming enough."
"...I don't understand at all, why you use "blossom" to describe such a nasty thing that you want to "beep" to me." Lin Zhilang was unable to complain anymore, he felt that as long as he got along with Yan Yan, he would not be able to bear it crazy.
"Because you said you can't bear fruit." Yan Yan stroked Lin Zhilang, "Even if you can't bear fruit, I still love you and will use love to fill the emptiness in your heart."
"..." Lin Zhilang couldn't take it anymore, he felt so sick to his stomach, he said: Don't eat so full next time.
However, Lin Zhilang, who vomited once, vomited a second time when he heard what Yan Yan said next,
"Little sweetheart, do you know that seeing you like this makes my heart feel very sad?"
"...Ouch! Stop talking!" Lin Zhilang almost knelt down to Yan Yan, "Stop! I don't want to hear you talk about this anymore! I know you are amazing, and you finally recognized your fiancée's true colors! That's amazing! I Just take a step first! Goodbye!"
Lin Zhilang didn't dare to stay any longer, he wanted to leave here quickly, but unfortunately, Yan Yan just took his hand, and then dragged Lin Zhilang into the bathroom.
Lin Zhilang didn't know why he came here, but when he found that Yan Yan took off his clothes and started to put up the water to wet Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang knew why Yan Yan did this.
This guy Yan Yan is...to take revenge on him, hello!
When Lin Zhilang's eyes were red, and he was obediently staying in Yan Yan's arms, and Yan Yan fed him a mouthful, and he obediently opened his mouth, Lin Zhilang said: This guy came here on purpose Fuck me!
Lin Zhilang stared at Yan Yan quietly, but being stared at like this, Yan Yan was so happy that he couldn't help laughing.
And the more Yan Yan smiled, the worse Lin Zhilang's mood became, and he thought: Why should I become a top relative and bully others, but I will be bullied so miserably?This is unreasonable!
When Lin Zhilang was stuck by Yan Yan for three consecutive days, and Yan Yan proved himself very capable all the time, exhausting Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang said: I no longer believe that the best relatives can bully others with pleasure up!
Lin Zhilang was lying on the bed alone, and he stared at Jing Se outside the window in pain. It was early in the morning, but he didn't even have the strength.
He couldn't help but roll his eyes at the thought of a certain guy who insisted on hugging and kissing him over and over again last night.
Why is his life so hard?
"Aren't I a super relative? Didn't I conquer others? Why do I feel like I've become a character worse than Xiaobaicai?" Lin Zhilang propped his chin and looked at the system, "To be honest, have I become a little cabbage? Cabbage? You tell me the truth."
"...cough, well, I think, you look more pitiful than Xiaobaicai." The system actually didn't want to say that, but he couldn't lie and tell the truth.
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang looked haggard, "Why am I so miserable? Didn't I bully others? What's wrong now? Isn't it right?"
"It's not right." The system also felt that something was wrong, "Tell me, why didn't you succeed in bullying? Could it be that your words are not heartless enough?"
"Didn't I say it very unfeelingly?" Lin Zhilang didn't understand what the system was talking about at all, "I think the point is not that my words are not cruel enough, but that I am bullying Chinese cabbage. They are all small cabbage, look, the Chinese cabbage is so big, how can I bully it? I can’t bully it at all!"
Lin Zhilang shook his head, "I can't do it, I can't do it at all, I can't complete the task anymore, this task should be declared a failure." Lin Zhilang lay on the table, he was already desperate for the task.
"Host, take heart, you have to know that you can do it."
"Then what should I do now?" Lin Zhilang said listlessly, "I always feel that no matter what I do, as long as I stimulate him, he will definitely toss me hard. I don't want to make such a mistake again."
"That's good." The system thought for a while, and then said, "I think what you said was cruel enough, but not heartless enough. From now on, you should show your attitude. Doesn't he love you? You just say it on purpose." You don't like him, you don't love him, and you deliberately go to another woman to show that you like other women."
"You're such a scumbag." Lin Zhilang said contemptuously, "How can I be in two boats? No, I don't agree."
"...I didn't ask you to step on two boats, I just asked you to show that you are very interested in those women, ah, I thought of it, you should read the Eighteen Bans!"
"Huh?" Lin Zhilang thought for a while, then said, "It's a good idea, but..."
"But what?" the system asked puzzled.
"However, when I read the Eighteen Prohibitions and was seen by Yan Yan, I always felt...embarrassed."
"The more embarrassing the better, don't you know that sometimes it takes embarrassment to make him hate you?"
"...Okay." Lin Zhilang thought for a while, and then said to the system, "I believe you, I will try it now."
So just like that, Lin Zhilang started to buy eighteen forbidden things, no matter what they were, in a word, buy them first and then talk about them.
Lin Zhilang didn't want to watch these at all, he felt that watching them would pollute his eyes.
"Compared to reading these eighteen forbidden magazines and games, I actually want to play Go, chess, table tennis and other games that are good for physical and mental health."
"...Host, you have to know that you are playing a scum that is hated by others, so you must always pay attention to your position."
"Isn't my position a top relative?" Lin Zhilang wondered.
"Don't you know that as soon as you found out that what you were dealing with was Chinese cabbage, your position has been distorted into a scumbag?"
"...I don't know why, but when I think about playing a scumbag, I always feel a lot of pressure." Lin Zhilang sighed, "Forget it, I will try my best."
"Okay, let's go!"
So, Lin Zhilang looked at the clock on purpose, and when Yan Yan came back, he deliberately played the eighteen forbidden action movies in the living room.
Lin Zhilang wanted Yan Yan to see that he was interested in those women, but he was not interested in Yan Yan at all.
However, Lin Zhilang felt that the [-] bans he bought were a bit strange, so he flipped through the [-] bans written on the box he bought, but the names on them were completely in a foreign language, and Lin Zhilang couldn't understand them, so he asked the system, "It's okay." Right? I always feel that something is not quite right."
"should be no problem."
"Is it okay?" Lin Zhilang asked suspiciously, "I'm not interested in this aspect. In the past, I would rather play badminton than watch these things. Is it okay?"
"Probably." The system was not too sure, but it felt that it was trustworthy in Lin Zhilang's mind, so it patted his chest, "Trust me, it's no problem! These films are all like this!"
"Really?" Lin Zhilang threw the box aside, sat on the sofa, and began to watch the screen on the TV.
At this time, a man first appeared on the TV, and then this man seemed to be...weak?
Lin Zhilang felt something was wrong, "Could it be that those women like such a man? Such a weak one?" Lin Zhilang was a little confused about what the audience was thinking, and he was starting to study this film with an academic mentality, "System , It turns out that those people like such weak men, you said, if I become weak, will I be very popular with women?"
"Maybe."
The system is actually a little guilty, it suddenly feels that there is something wrong with this movie.
However, Lin Zhilang didn't think so at all. He trusted the system very much. Since the system said there was no problem, he didn't think about it again. He just said, "It seems that I was not popular before, is it because I am not weak enough? It seems that I should become weaker." While chatting with the system like this, someone suddenly came in from outside, and a tall figure appeared in front of him.
Lin Zhilang pretended not to see the figure, and continued to look at the screen, but in fact, Lin Zhilang was actually chatting with the system in his mind, so he didn't know how excited he was, he had already started talking about other topics.
And because the system saw that the host didn't look at the screen, but chatted with him, so he didn't watch what was playing on the TV screen.
So, when Lin Zhilang was suddenly pinned down and kissed fiercely, Lin Zhilang came back to his senses and realized that the action movie on the TV was... two men getting together?
Lin Zhilang was stunned, he didn't expect this kind of development at all, didn't he buy a man and a woman?how could this be? !
Lin Zhilang was frightened, and at this moment, the suppressed and extremely hoarse voice sounded in his ears, "Little sweetheart, it turns out that you are so impatient, you should have told me a long time ago, I will satisfy you well. "
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang panicked instantly, "No, no! You misunderstood!"
However, Lin Zhilang's explanation was completely useless, Yan Yan just hugged Lin Zhilang, went upstairs and threw Lin Zhilang on the bed.
Lin Zhilang was scared, he got out of bed and wanted to run out, but Yan Yan had already stepped forward to strip Lin Zhilang's clothes, and then kissed Lin Zhilang directly, from top to bottom, making Lin Zhilang feel Especially... I can't hold back.
"Don't, don't do this! Stop!" Lin Zhilang couldn't hold back at all, but after he said these words, Yan Yan didn't stop at all, just continued to kiss Lin Zhilang like this, Lin Zhilang couldn't help but slapped Yan Yan Yan, "Wake up! You really wake up for me!" Lin Zhilang shook Yan Yan's shoulder, "Look at me, I really don't know why that was on the TV just now, I really I don't know! You trust me! I don't know at all!"
However, at the next moment, Yan Yan's words made Lin Zhilang froze,
"Since you don't know, why are you staring at the TV so engrossed?"
"..." Lin Zhilang was silent. Could he say that he was too excited to chat with the system and didn't pay attention to the TV at all?
"If you're not interested, why did you buy videos of men with men?"
"I told you, it was a misunderstanding!" Lin Zhilang said seriously, "I thought what I bought was a man and a woman, but who knew it turned out to be like this in the end, I am so disappointed."
Lin Zhilang said very seriously, but Yan Yan just stared at Lin Zhilang quietly, "Well, let's go downstairs and see how many men and women there are."
Lin Zhilang said, "It's all a man and a woman. You see, it's definitely only one that has a problem."
However, after 5 minutes, Lin Zhilang froze in place, and he became silent.
Yan Yan glanced at the two men rolling together on the TV, and said to Lin Zhilang, "It's all men and men, aren't you implying me?"
"..." Lin Zhilang fell silent. He really wanted to say that it was not a hint, but he felt that it seemed a bit weak to say it under such circumstances.
But I had to say it, so Lin Zhilang finally said after careful consideration, "I really didn't hint at you, I, I just bought it wrong." Speaking of this, Lin Zhilang's face turned slightly red, "I don't like to watch these things on weekdays. I only like playing chess and so on. Naturally, I don't know anything about it."
Hearing Lin Zhilang say these words, Yan Yan only felt hit by something, felt... super soft, super warm, he really wanted to hold the soft Lin Zhilang in front of him in his arms and kiss wildly Fan, he has never seen such a soft person like Lin Zhilang.
Naturally, Lin Zhilang didn't know that the words "so cute!" and "so cute!" were brushing Yan Yan's mind, otherwise, he would definitely give Yan Yan two punches without hesitation. He also pursed his lips slightly, explaining his behavior, "I will pay attention next time, and I won't make such a mistake again."
"Don't pay attention." Yan Yan was about to spit out nosebleeds from Lin Zhilang's soft words.
"...Why are you bleeding?" Lin Zhilang suddenly wiped Yan Yan's nose, "What's wrong? The people watching the TV just now were too exciting." Lin Zhilang looked at the TV and was stimulated. He hurriedly turned off the TV.
And seeing Lin Zhilang's appearance stimulated Yan Yan again. Yan Yan thought he could hold it back, but in the end the nosebleed couldn't help but flow down, and it flowed down towards Lin Zhilang.
Lin Zhilang was afraid that something would happen to Yan Yan, so he went to the hospital to examine Yan Yan. The doctor just said, "Pay attention to your body, and don't be stimulated like this again."
Lin Zhilang subconsciously wanted to say something he cared about, but when he thought about what he said in the hospital before, it seemed to have hurt Yan Yan and made Yan Yan hate him a little, so now he should take advantage of Yan Yan's injury and say Some words that hurt him, then he will hate himself even more.Therefore, Lin Zhilang put on a look of disgust on purpose, and he said mockingly, "The doctor said you are paralyzed, you should rest, you are a cash machine, you just need to remember to be hospitalized, and give me the money to drink and drink." It's enough to pick up a woman."
Lin Zhilang felt that his words were definitely enough to hurt people, but who knew that Yan Yan pursed his lips slightly, and his eyes were slightly red, obviously moved by Lin Zhilang's words.
"..." I don't know what to touch by my words.Lin Zhilang felt that he couldn't keep up with Yan Yan's brain circuit as usual.
However, Yan Yan just hugged Lin Zhilang and kissed Lin Zhilang's face, "Thank you for caring about me, I will take care of myself, you don't need to use this tone on purpose, when you hear your tone, I think you're so awkwardly caring, it's really... so cute."
As soon as he heard the words "so cute", Lin Zhilang frowned instantly, and threw Yan Yan out, "Go away! You are so cute! Your whole family is so cute!"
"Yes, my wife is really cute." Yan Yan's words deserved a beating as always, and Lin Zhilang couldn't help shaking his shoulders, "Shut up! Don't call me cute anymore! If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"
"Come here! Hitting is kissing and scolding is love. If you are willing to kill me, it means that you are willing to risk being caught by the police and imprisoned, and you will love me like this!" When Yan Yan said this, Yan Yan couldn't bear it. I couldn't help laughing even sweeter, "You love me so much, I'm so touched."
"... that's enough, don't talk about it." Lin Zhilang clutched his chest, he felt
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