My character set in Quick Transmigration is not spoiled by you, hey!
Chapter 23 My character design is the best! Hey!
But who knows, at this time Yan Yan suddenly pointed at Lin Zhilang, "He will come to clean my study in the future."
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang was stunned for a moment, before saying, "Okay."
Zhang Yanyan was beside Yan Yan at the moment, with a loyal look on his face. Zhang Yanyan was single-handedly promoted by Yan Yan. As the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied. Who knew that Zhang Yanyan was with Lin Yumeng, his fiancée?
Now there are five people here, one is Lin Yumeng, she is sitting on a chair, playing with the mirror, she looks very beautiful, her eyes are quite gentle, people who don't know think she is an innocent little lamb.
Zhang Yanyan was standing next to Yan Yan, looking like he would listen to what Yan Yan said. He could not tell that he was disloyal, and he did not match Lin Yumeng's eyes at all. The attitude is the same as treating the future hostess, with special respect, without a trace of disrespect.
On the other hand, Wu Yuanyi, his subordinate, was standing on Yan Yan's left hand side, looking quite loyal, as if he was ready to sacrifice his life for Yan Yan at any time.
Who would have thought that such a person would betray Yan Yan in the end?Sure enough, you can't judge a person by its appearance.
Soon, Lin Zhilang went upstairs to clean Yan Yan's room.
Once upstairs, Lin Zhilang glanced around and found no one, so he rummaged through the things around him. He wanted to know what Yan Yan likes and what he hates. Since he wants to be a top relative, he must Made it very similar.
Besides...
A cold light flashed in Lin Zhilang's eyes, he didn't really intend to be a room cleaner.
At this moment, the door was suddenly opened. Lin Zhilang stood there, then took out his mobile phone, pretending to be talking to someone, with a sad face on purpose, and through the conversation, he said that he was Yan Yan's distant relative. exposed.
Sure enough, Yan Yan said, "Are you my relative?" Yan Yan frowned.
Lin Zhilang nodded, "I am indeed, I..."
Yan Yan said, "You will live here in the future, and I will never allow anyone with the blood of the Yan family to wander outside."
"Okay, okay!" Lin Zhilang didn't expect things to go so smoothly, and Yan Yan agreed to live in without any doubts, and even let himself be his relative.
Lin Zhilang felt that all this went smoothly like a dream.
What Lin Zhilang didn't know was that there were hundreds of relatives who claimed to be Yan Yan before, either they were shot out by Yan Yan, or they were thrown out by Yan Yan's call. The reason why they didn't throw Lin Zhilang away was naturally yes……
Yan Yan leaned against the edge of the table, straightened his collar, his deep eyes were filled with a cold light, "Interesting." When Yan Yan first met Lin Zhilang, he found that he had a great affection for Lin Zhilang, and he wanted to know , Who sent Lin Zhilang?
Lin Zhilang didn't know this, let alone that he had been targeted, with the words "problem" marked on his head, Lin Zhilang just lived here happily.
After staying for three days, Lin Zhilang rolled lazily on the ground, and he said: Ah!So happy!
Lin Zhilang felt that he was so happy, it was the first time he realized that being a relative was such a happy thing!
At this time, someone called Lin Zhilang and asked him to attend the banquet, saying that it was Yan Yan's order.
Lin Zhilang went naturally, and those people also sent: the dress, Lin Zhilang put it on, and it looked quite suitable.
Lin Zhilang went to the banquet right away. During the banquet, nothing happened. Lin Zhilang just smiled all the way, hiding in the corner and eating pastries. He looked as if he was so happy. Lin Zhilang ate very happily , Even better, since he is a small character, especially inconspicuous, with zero sense of existence and quite transparent, no one bothers him.
Lin Zhilang couldn't stop laughing, and just as he was about to leave the banquet, a big event happened instead.
However, Lin Zhilang dared to say that if he could do it all over again, he would never do such things subconsciously.
Suddenly there was a man in waiter's clothes, he took out a dagger from under the tray of wine, and stabbed Yan Yan.
At this time, it was not Lin Zhilang who was closest to Yan Yan, but Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi. Lin Zhilang was far away from Yan Yan, but when Lin Zhilang didn't react, he rushed forward to block Yan Yan up.
Lin Zhilang thinks this plot is too funny, he doesn't want to save Yan Yan, he wants to be a top relative!But to bully Yan Yan!
He's not going to be Yan Yan's younger brother, huh?Why did he feel that he was acting like a younger brother by blocking the knife?
Lin Zhilang looked at the sharp dagger in front of him that looked like it was stained with gunpowder, and Lin Zhilang knew that he was going to hang here.
With such a small body, he might not die if he was stabbed, but if it was a poisonous dagger, he would definitely die.
Lin Zhilang regretted dying, but at this time, Yan Yan's eyes darkened, and he picked up the wine glass from the side, and then used the wine glass to miss the dagger, and then subdued the man.
The movement was done in one go, and the process took less than three seconds.
It was very difficult for Yan Yan to make a move, but when he made a move, he was so handsome and charming, everyone around him was shocked.
No one expected that Yan Yan's skill would be so good. They all thought that Yan Yan's skill was not bad, but they didn't know it would be so high.
The most shocking one was Wu Yuanyi. He was the most loyal subordinate to Yan Yan. Although he would betray in the end, he didn't even know that his family's boss was so powerful.
Wu Yuanyi's eyes darkened slightly.
Lin Zhilang shrank back after being rescued, he didn't want to show off at all, but who knew, Yan Yan grabbed Lin Zhilang's wrist, "You are very brave, you dare to rush to save me." After finishing speaking, Yan Yan said With icy eyes, he glanced at Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi one by one, "I don't want some people who say that they will go through fire and water, but when the time comes, they are just watching jokes."
Lin Zhilang knew that Yan Yan was talking about himself, and he also knew that Yan Yan was mocking Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi.
And these three people have adjusted their expressions, Zhang Yanyan can adjust the most, he said, "I didn't expect this at all! Really! I, I really didn't react!"
Lin Yumeng was so pitiful, with pear blossoms in the rain, she wanted to hold Yan Yan's hand when she came over, but Yan Yan subconsciously moved away, showing a disgusted expression, Yan Yan is a clean freak, everyone knows it.
When Lin Yumeng saw that Yan Yan was holding Lin Zhilang's wrist tightly, her eyes twisted slightly, her expression was so wonderful that Lin Zhilang couldn't help clapping her hands.
But Lin Yumeng quickly adjusted her expression to that frightened and frightened expression, "It's great that you're fine, I'm so afraid that something will happen to you!"
"Yeah! I'm really scared!" Zhang Yanyan nodded, and Wu Yuanyi on the side also said faithfully, "I really didn't realize it just now, and I almost hurt you. I was really negligent of my duty!"
Everyone at the banquet said it was great that Yan Yan was fine, and the atmosphere quickly heated up.
Yan Yan seemed to be in a better mood, and let go of Lin Zhilang's wrist, "It's okay, everyone can do whatever they want."
Lin Zhilang thought he had nothing to do, so he ran outside and hid in a certain place. He said to the system, "System, I, I just rushed to save him. Does it mean that the character design of the best relative has collapsed?"
"It doesn't matter if it collapses." The system said indifferently, "Because whether it collapses or not is completely up to you to define. Besides, this is just the official saying that playing the best relatives can keep Yan Yan from destroying the world."
"You're right." Lin Zhilang nodded thoughtfully, "If it was really said that the character design was going to collapse, it would have collapsed the moment I came in, just saying, I want to try my best to play this role well, so If so, the task will be... Wait, I can keep Yan Yan from destroying the world by becoming a top relative? I still don't understand the logic."
"Whatever, maybe it's because his hatred of the world has been transferred to you?"
"Can it really be transferred?" Lin Zhilang said suspiciously, "Forget it, anyway, there is definitely nothing wrong with going in this direction."
Just as Lin Zhilang was talking to himself, suddenly someone said, "What are you thinking?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang was frightened. This person is Yan Yan.
Lin Zhilang looked at Yan Yan nervously, "That, that..."
"Didn't you say that you really want to return to the family and contribute to the family?" Yan Yan didn't seem to see Lin Zhilang's nervous appearance, and sat down next to Lin Zhilang, "You just did it?" Well done, you protected me, and you did your part for the family."
"Really, really?!" Lin Zhilang sat anxiously, wiping cold sweat.
What Yan Yan said just now was purely the part where she pretended to make a phone call to expose herself as Yan Yan's relative.
Today, Lin Zhilang has successfully become a relative, but it seems that the four words "superior relative" have not been marked yet.
How should it be broken?
Lin Zhilang was lost in thought, but Yan Yan just said meaningfully, "Do you like men?"
"What?!" Lin Zhilang was shocked by these words.
"You and I have only known each other for a few days, and you just blocked the knife for me like this. If you didn't like a man like me, or just because of your relatives, do you think I would believe it?" Yan Yan laughed lowly.
"That, that...you misunderstood." Lin Zhilang said in a low voice, "You really misunderstood, I didn't want to..."
"You like me, I already understand." Yan Yan snatched away the words, making Lin Zhilang want to hit him a little bit, Lin Zhilang suppressed his anger, "It's really not..."
"You love me so much, you love me so much that you block the knife for me, I believe many people have already felt it." Yan Yan said coldly, "I have a fiancee, you love me so secretly, you love me so secretly that you block the knife for me I quite understand the feeling, but..."
"Enough! I didn't think that way!" Lin Zhilang finally broke out. He stood up and looked at Yan Yan, shaking Yan Yan's shoulder wildly, "I don't like you at all! Hey! I just suddenly lost my mind. Block the knife for you, hey!"
After shouting, Lin Zhilang knew what he had done, he let go of his hand, covered his face, and leaned on the wall with his right hand, "That's enough, don't bother with me, just treat me as someone today Convulsions, crazy, um, this is fine..."
Seeing Lin Zhilang's expression, Yan Yan only raised the corners of his mouth slightly, but soon he was flattened, and he said, "So you're having a convulsion."
"Otherwise?" Lin Zhilang gritted his teeth and said, "You don't think I really like you, do you? I'm sorry, I like women, soft women, and I don't like men." Lin Zhilang felt guilty for no reason. .
That's strange, why should he feel guilty?
System: "Host, I also feel inexplicably guilty."
"...What are you talking about? Didn't I ask you?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, he had already obeyed the logic of the system, he looked at Yan Yan, "You..." Just don't get me wrong, I'll go first up.
But before he could say anything, Lin Zhilang suddenly thought that his personality was a top relative, and as long as he became a top relative, he could keep the world from being destroyed.
If you are a top relative, then you should...
"Although I don't like you, but considering that we are relatives, I saved you, even saved you with my life, are you very grateful to me?" Lin Zhilang's eyes were full of calculations.
If you see yourself like this, you will definitely hate yourself, come on!Hurry up and hate my best relative!Pour all your hatred of the world on me!
Unexpectedly, the next moment, Yan Yan said sincerely, "You are right, I should thank you, but you blocked the knife for me."
"Yes!" Lin Zhilang leaned on the wall with one hand, and he chuckled, "I'm your savior now, should you repay me?"
"It's time to repay." Yan Yan answered the words quite obediently, making Lin Zhilang couldn't help but scream in his heart.
But Lin Zhilang thought about it, anyway, there are still many places to show his best, so Lin Zhilang said, "Since you want to repay me, from now on, you should treat me as a distinguished guest, don't ignore me, ignore me, yes I'm not good, be good to me, very good!"
"Very good, very good!" These six words strongly expressed Lin Zhilang's thoughts.
Lin Zhilang originally thought that what he said that he deserved to be beaten would definitely make Yan Yan dislike him as a top relative.
As long as Yan Yan doesn't like it, and he continues to die, he will definitely be able to leave the impression of himself as a top relative in Yan Yan's mind.
But who knows, Yan Yan didn't feel displeased with him at all. On the contrary, he said enthusiastically, "Okay, I won't ignore you, I won't ignore you. From today on, we will live together."
"...What?" Lin Zhilang was dumbfounded.
"From now on, I will be your guardian."
"...I'm already eighteen, I don't need a guardian."
"All in all, he is the one who is responsible for you." Yan Yan's eyes were quite serious.
"...Your words are very subtle and will be misunderstood."
"I will be responsible for you, don't worry."
"...I've said it all, what you said is very ambiguous! It's so subtle! Don't say it!" Lin Zhilang couldn't help shaking Yan Yan's shoulder wildly. After shaking, he lowered his head and said, "Sorry , I shouldn't have shaken you." No!I am the best relative, how could I apologize?
Lin Zhilang raised his head instantly, with a sneer on his face, "Oh, you think I would say that? I wouldn't say that."
However, Lin Zhilang's behavior seemed to be counterproductive, because the next moment, Yan Yan actually laughed out loud, "You are so cute, what you say is not what you mean."
"..." Lin Zhilang felt an arrow being shot at his knee, "You, what are you talking about? I, I'm cute?" Lin Zhilang pointed at himself with trembling fingers.
"Yeah, very cute."
"What I hate the most is when people call me cute!" Lin Zhilang couldn't help it now, he shook Yan Yan's shoulder directly, even if Yan Yan said, "Don't shake it." He was still shaking, and he had already controlled it. Can't help myself.
It's a pity that the uncontrollable consequence is that when Lin Zhilang looked up at the sky, he said: Why would I sleep with Yan Yan?
Lin Zhilang looked at Yan Yan in the bed, "Aren't you a clean freak? It's really okay if you do this? I'm a very sloppy person!"
Yan Yan smiled and said, "It's okay, I will make you clean."
Hearing Yan Yan's words, Lin Zhilang got up. He thought for a while, but he couldn't let Yan Yan sleep so peacefully.
What is the best relative?The best relatives, don't they just bully Xiaobaicai in every possible way, deliberately disturbing Xiaobaicai so that he can't sleep when he thinks he can sleep peacefully?
System: "Is that so? Host, why do I always feel that we have a subtle understanding of the term "extreme relatives."
"Why is it not subtle? Others bully him when he is a cabbage, but I bully him when he becomes a Chinese cabbage. I don't know how to do it. I can only bully with a subtle mood." Lin Zhilang shook his hand. Clenching his fists, "This is the task entrusted to us by the organization, we cannot let the organization down!"
"That's right! As long as you become a top relative now, the world will not be destroyed!"
Lin Zhilang and the system encouraged each other together. After the chicken blood was poured, Lin Zhilang started to go outside to get some chicken blood. He showed a smirk and started to splash the blood on the ground, so that the ground was covered with blood.
Then, Lin Zhilang shook Yan Yan awake, deliberately making trouble.
The reason why Lin Zhilang didn't dare to pour blood on Yan Yan was because he was afraid that Yan Yan would throw him out all at once.
You still have to do it in moderation for the best relatives.
You have to slowly become the best, until Yan Yan doesn't recognize himself as a benefactor until later.
Lin Zhilang's little theater was that Yan Yan hated him more and more until he broke out and threw him out.
Yes, this is very good.
And the moment he was thrown, the mission sounded the game clearance sound, telling him that the mission was completed, and his mission was over.He could also turn into a star and disappear into this world.
The more he thought about it, the happier he became, Lin Zhilang had already entered a state of "selflessness".
And when Yan Yan was woken up by Lin Zhilang, he glanced at the blood on the ground, pointed at Lin Zhilang, "Is this blood... yours?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang naturally said, "No, of course it's not mine!"
But Yan Yan showed an expression of "No, I know what happened, you don't need to say it".
"...What do you know?" Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong.
Yan Yan just stood up slowly, and then hugged Lin Zhilang in his arms. Yan Yan was quite tall, and hugged Lin Zhilang in his arms, just like a child hugging a doll, he hugged him tightly. Lin Zhilang couldn't struggle no matter how hard he struggled.
"The blood on the ground is your first blood."
"...Each word can be understood separately, but why can't it be understood together?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at Yan Yan. He couldn't understand what Yan Yan was saying, but suddenly he had a terrible Don't tell him what Yan Yan meant.
However, the next moment, Yan Yan uttered the seemingly insane words, "I was drunk last night, and I did something like "beep" to you, don't be angry."
"...What exactly did you say? The sound was silenced." Lin Zhilang clutched his chest, he felt his heart couldn't take it anymore, he had already been kneeled down by Yan Yan's divine brain, "I didn't say anything last night. Don't make up your mind if you are like this or that."
"It's okay, I understand." Yan Yan's face was deep, and after he patted Lin Zhilang's shoulder, he looked down at Lin Zhilang with subtle eyes, "I know, it must be very painful there, I will call the doctor later You prescribe medicine, and I will apply it to you."
"... No need, get the hell out of here!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, he was already trembling from the stimulation of Yan Yan's words.
He didn't like this guy at all, and he wasn't interested in men at all!But when Yan Yan said that, a small theater where Yan Yan applied medicine to him appeared in his mind?This is really scary!terrible!
Lin Zhilang felt that if he gets along with Yan Yan again, not to mention whether he can leave a psychological shadow on Yan Yan, he himself will be left a psychological shadow by Yan Yan first!
"No, no!" Lin Zhilang bit his finger, "I can't admit defeat like this! What am I?!"
"You are the best relative." The system said seriously.
"Yes! I am the best relative!" Lin Zhilang clenched his fists, "I want to save the world, and from today onwards, I will become the savior."
"That's amazing." The system said coldly, "Host, why don't we make a TV series called becoming the savior from today on."
"...Are you mocking me?"
"No, host, I'm serious, don't make up your mind." The system sighed, "You are completely unqualified, aren't you a top relative? It's completely different from the top relatives in the novels I read. .”
"...Can this be my fault?" Lin Zhilang pursed his mouth, and nestled under the quilt sadly, "The best relatives in other novels were always bullied when the little cabbage was still a little cabbage, and now this little cabbage has become a big one. The cabbage is gone, how can you bully? There is no way at all."
"Oh, it's so difficult..."
The system said with emotion.
"Yeah, it's so difficult to be a top relative..." Lin Zhilang also felt emotional, "Why is it so difficult?"
"Ugh……"
"Ugh……"
Both the system and Lin Zhilang sighed in unison.
"Give me an omnipotent host!" The system began to fold its hands together and made a wish.
"...so naive." After Lin Zhilang complained, he thought of something, looked up to the sky, and put his hands together, "Give me a strategy for being a super relative!"
"...You are so naive."
"Not as naive as you, the wish you made is unrealistic, and the wish I made is just a strategy for being a top relative." Lin Zhilang sighed and rubbed his temples, "Forget it, stop arguing, our inner circle Fighting is useless."
At this moment, Lin Zhilang suddenly wanted to lift the table with a sentence, "It's time to take a bath, baby~"
"...you learned the ending from there." Lin Zhilang was so stimulated by these words that he clenched his fists. He wanted to hit someone, but Yan Yan in front of him was wearing a bathrobe and was quite sexy. If a woman saw it, I'm afraid I'll scream, but unfortunately...he's a man.
"Don't call me baby, and where did you learn these three words?" Lin Zhilang held his head in pain, "Aren't you very serious in the past? Why did you suddenly become so serious?" gone."
Yan Yan held Lin Zhilang's wrist, "I did that to you last night, you don't seem to like me very much, so I just learned the latest popular address."
"...No, it's not popular at all." Lin Zhilang felt that he was about to vomit blood from Yan Yan's words, his heart couldn't take it anymore, and he said to Yan Yan, "Just disappear in front of me, I wouldn't feel anything."
"Sure enough, you admitted that I did those things to you last night." Yan Yan looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile, "Come on, be good, come into my arms, I will give you more love."
"Don't! I'm just a very vicious relative!" Lin Zhilang said frantically, "I'm not a good person! I'm a bad person! Yes!"
As Lin Zhilang was talking, he found the feeling, he tossed his hair for a moment, and showed a malicious smile, "I came to your side on purpose, and deliberately made you do that to me after you got drunk, so that You feel ashamed of me, the purpose is to collect money from you, the purpose is to empty your body, make you desperate, make you miserable, let you live a life of despair!"
The more you talk about Lin Zhilang, the happier you are. Lin Zhilang couldn't help laughing loudly, "That's it! I am such a superb existence! Come on! Have I become your psychological shadow?"
"No." Yan Yan said very calmly, "I just think you are so cute!"
When Yan Yan said the cute word "cute", he deliberately bit it hard, and looked at Lin Zhilang with sincerity, so sincere that Lin Zhilang's face froze instantly.
They were silent, and no one was active. Lin Zhilang stood there, staring at Yan Yan. After a long silence, he finally said, "It will become like this. It must be because I woke up in the wrong way today. Go to sleep and wake up."
Lin Zhilang lay back, pulled the quilt, and closed his eyes.
After 10 minutes, Lin Zhilang opened his eyes and smiled brightly, "Ah, this world is so beautiful!"
But at this moment, Yan Yan sat down next to Lin Zhilang, and smiled lowly, "Sweetie, what do you think of this name?"
"..." Lin Zhilang suffered a fatal blow to his heart, he really couldn't enjoy such a nasty title.
"Little man? Little cutie? Little snack?"
"No!" Lin Zhilang covered his head, buried his head, and waved his hands, "Stop calling me like that, just call me by my name, I don't want to hear you call me like that, it's too...vomit."
Lin Zhilang almost vomited his meal last night.
"But I really want to call it that way." A smile flashed in Yan Yan's eyes, and he smiled very brightly.Yan Yan had never smiled so brightly before, but unfortunately, Lin Zhilang didn't look up, otherwise he would be blinded by Yan Yan's smile.
After Yan Yan laughed for a while, he also found himself smiling, his eyes darkened instantly, he glanced at the chicken blood on the ground, and said to Lin Zhilang, "Come on, let's go out for our honeymoon."
"Don't!" Lin Zhilang wrapped himself tightly with the quilt, "I didn't have sex with you, absolutely not! Don't think about it!" Lin Zhilang felt that he had to explain this clearly, otherwise Yan Yan This extremely responsible person will force him to be responsible, "First, I don't like men, second, I didn't have sex with you, third, you were not drunk at all last night, how did you have sex with me ?”
"Sex after drinking." Yan Yante said calmly.
"You're not drunk at all, why do you have sex after drinking?" Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan was playing with him, and he pointed at Yan Yan, "Are you kidding me? Tell the truth."
Lin Zhilang originally thought that Yan Yan would deny it, but who knew, Yan Yan suddenly turned cold, "Yes, I am teasing you."
"...Suddenly I really want to kill you." Lin Zhilang could no longer suppress the urge to kill Yan Yan.
"I know we haven't had a relationship." There was a trace of coldness on Yan Yan's stern face, "I'm very surprised why I pay so much attention to you."
"And then?" Lin Zhilang couldn't help but flipped the table, "You deliberately lied to me to make me happy? I really misunderstood you! I thought you were a gentleman, and I thought you really thought so just now! "
Lin Zhilang felt that it was too difficult to be a top relative, so he said to Yan Yan, "Goodbye! I don't want to see you again!"
As Lin Zhilang said, he packed up the package and left.
Lin Zhilang thought that Yan Yan would stop him, but in the end...he really left.
"..." So, is impulsiveness the devil?Lin Zhilang looked at the sky alone, in a daze, he said: "I shouldn't be impulsive."
System: "Host, it's really hard to be an excellent relative."
"...Yeah, it's so difficult." Lin Zhilang thought it would be easy to bully others, but why did he seem to be bullied in the end... himself?Lin Zhilang collapsed on the bed, he was powerless to speak anymore, "It must be that my way of being a super relative is wrong. Others are so happy to be so, why is it so wrong for me?"
At this moment, the door behind him was knocked suddenly.
It's so late at night, who else will knock on the door?Definitely special service.
So Lin Zhilang said directly to the door, "I don't need special service, thank you."
But who knows, after saying this, the door was still being knocked, Lin Zhilang frowned, he opened the door, and was about to tell the people outside that he didn't need special services, but when he saw someone coming, he froze.
So... inertial thinking is scary.
Under the dim light, half of Yan Yan's handsome face was covered, and a trace of ghost appeared, "Huh? You seem to be familiar with special services?"
Yan Yan said the word "um" with a nasal sound, Lin Zhilang trembled slightly, he didn't know why, he always felt like a husband who was caught by his wife when he went out to find special services, he was very guilty , especially lack of breath, "That, that..."
Obviously he didn't do anything!
The villain in Lin Zhilang's heart twisted his face and hit the wall. Why did he go crazy when he met Yan Yan? ! !
Yan Yan hugged Lin Zhilang, and brought Lin Zhilang to the bed, "You, what are you doing?" What is this guy going to do?Lin Zhilang quickly covered his chest, but Yan Yan just stared at Lin Zhilang's lower part, "You covered the wrong place."
"..." Lin Zhilang froze for a moment, and quickly covered the bottom, blushing, "You, you bastard! You broke into my house in the middle of the night, what do you want to do?"
"This is a hotel, not your home." Yan Yan said as he undressed, "Secondly, you called a special service, and I'll come to help you."
"I didn't call special service!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, but he couldn't push Yan Yan away. Yan Yan just grabbed Lin Zhilang in his arms, "Didn't you call special service? Listen to what you just said From the tone of your voice, you know that you are very skilled in special services."
"... I'm familiar with it?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, and he pressed Yan Yan's shoulder, "You're mistaken, really, I don't have any special services at all."
"I don't believe it." Yan Yan answered these three words very simply, and began to take off Lin Zhilang's clothes, and threw Lin Zhilang on the bed as if he had peeled off the egg shell, and then made a gesture About to rush at Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang quickly reached out to stop him, "Wait! I'm not ready yet!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you to prepare." Yan Yan propped his chin, waiting for Lin Zhilang.
"..." Why this development?Lin Zhilang felt that his best relative had really failed too much. He came to restrain Yan Yan, not by Yan Yan. Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang suddenly thought of Yan Yan's obsession with cleanliness, and the villain in his heart was revealed a smile.
Lin Zhilang stood up suddenly, stretched out his hand to hook Yan Yan's neck, laughed, and uttered a sentence, "I haven't showered for a week."
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Yan Yan's face remained unchanged, on the contrary, he laughed, "It's very fragrant. It turns out that you haven't washed it for a week, and you can still smell like this, not bad."
Speaking of Yan Yan, he wanted to eat Lin Zhilang. Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away without hesitation, hid in a corner, wrapped himself in a quilt, and tried his best to weaken his sense of existence. Before you find a way to deal with Yan Yan, don't panic to deal with Yan Yan, Yan Yan is really too difficult to deal with.
However, at this time, Yan Yan uttered a particularly frenzied sentence, "You are actually afraid that I will hurt you if I push too hard, right?"
"...Snake spirit disease." Lin Zhilang held back for a long time before he could hold back these words. He couldn't stand staying in the same room with Yan Yan anymore. He wanted to escape, he didn't want to see Yan Yan again , at least not wanting to see Yan Yan again for a short time.
Yan Yan stepped forward to hold Lin Zhilang's wrist skillfully, and lifted the quilt, revealing the naked Lin Zhilang.
This exposure completely darkened Yan Yan's eyes, "You are so beautiful."
"..." Ma Ma, there is a snake spirit disease here, there is really a snake spirit disease, come and save me!The villain in Lin Zhilang's heart was hitting the wall manically, but on the surface he was just quite calm.
The more the other party is like this, the more calm I have to be!Even if it's just fake calm, it's a kind of calm!
Lin Zhilang curled his lips slightly, raised his eyebrows, and reached out to hold Yan Yan's hand, "Really? You think I'm so beautiful? Do you want to be with me so much?"
"Yes." Yan Yan seemed to have noticed something, and couldn't help laughing, "You are very cute."
Hearing this, Lin Zhilang's fists clucked. Sure enough, he wanted to hit someone because he was said to be cute.
Lin Zhilang suppressed his anger, thinking in his heart that he couldn't lose his professionalism as a top relative.
The system said: "Host, you are so dedicated."
Lin Zhilang said: "That's natural. At such a critical moment, naturally we can't forget that we are the best relatives."
What is the best relative?like money!
Therefore, Lin Zhilang first emptied Yan Yan's money, then emptied Yan Yan's body, and then ruthlessly kicked Yan Yan away.
Lin Zhilang has already figured out the overall plan!
As long as he did this, Lin Zhilang's hatred value would be fully increased.
So, Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan onto the bed, and then said with a smile to Yan Yan, "I'm your lifesaver. Is there really no problem if you repay me like this?"
"How do you want me to repay you?" Being watched like this, Yan Yan smiled meaningfully. He stroked Lin Zhilang's face, "How do you want me to eat you."
"No, just pay for it." Lin Zhilang said, then pulled Yan Yan into his clothes and went out.Although it is late at night, this does not prevent Lin Zhilang from going shopping.
However, even if he was in the mood for shopping, facing the closed stores, Lin Zhilang said: It was really a miscalculation.
Yan Yan seemed to have seen Lin Zhilang's thoughts, "I'll come with you again when the sun rises."
"No, bring the card." Lin Zhilang asked for the money directly, "Give me the card, I can use it myself."
"Okay." Yan Yan gave the card to Lin Zhilang without hesitation, and said with a smile, "You can swipe as much as you want. There is a lot of money in it, and you can't finish it."
Hearing this, Lin Zhilang laughed, "Really? So it won't be finished?" Then he will max it out tomorrow.
Soon, it was dawn, and Lin Zhilang went shopping alone.
Yan Yan couldn't accompany Lin Zhilang because he had to deal with business. Lin Zhilang didn't mind at all, "At this time, if Yan Yan is by his side, it's not easy to buy things."
So Lin Zhilang started to buy and buy all the way, constantly swiping his card, and every time he went to a store, he bought
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang was stunned for a moment, before saying, "Okay."
Zhang Yanyan was beside Yan Yan at the moment, with a loyal look on his face. Zhang Yanyan was single-handedly promoted by Yan Yan. As the saying goes, a friend's wife should not be bullied. Who knew that Zhang Yanyan was with Lin Yumeng, his fiancée?
Now there are five people here, one is Lin Yumeng, she is sitting on a chair, playing with the mirror, she looks very beautiful, her eyes are quite gentle, people who don't know think she is an innocent little lamb.
Zhang Yanyan was standing next to Yan Yan, looking like he would listen to what Yan Yan said. He could not tell that he was disloyal, and he did not match Lin Yumeng's eyes at all. The attitude is the same as treating the future hostess, with special respect, without a trace of disrespect.
On the other hand, Wu Yuanyi, his subordinate, was standing on Yan Yan's left hand side, looking quite loyal, as if he was ready to sacrifice his life for Yan Yan at any time.
Who would have thought that such a person would betray Yan Yan in the end?Sure enough, you can't judge a person by its appearance.
Soon, Lin Zhilang went upstairs to clean Yan Yan's room.
Once upstairs, Lin Zhilang glanced around and found no one, so he rummaged through the things around him. He wanted to know what Yan Yan likes and what he hates. Since he wants to be a top relative, he must Made it very similar.
Besides...
A cold light flashed in Lin Zhilang's eyes, he didn't really intend to be a room cleaner.
At this moment, the door was suddenly opened. Lin Zhilang stood there, then took out his mobile phone, pretending to be talking to someone, with a sad face on purpose, and through the conversation, he said that he was Yan Yan's distant relative. exposed.
Sure enough, Yan Yan said, "Are you my relative?" Yan Yan frowned.
Lin Zhilang nodded, "I am indeed, I..."
Yan Yan said, "You will live here in the future, and I will never allow anyone with the blood of the Yan family to wander outside."
"Okay, okay!" Lin Zhilang didn't expect things to go so smoothly, and Yan Yan agreed to live in without any doubts, and even let himself be his relative.
Lin Zhilang felt that all this went smoothly like a dream.
What Lin Zhilang didn't know was that there were hundreds of relatives who claimed to be Yan Yan before, either they were shot out by Yan Yan, or they were thrown out by Yan Yan's call. The reason why they didn't throw Lin Zhilang away was naturally yes……
Yan Yan leaned against the edge of the table, straightened his collar, his deep eyes were filled with a cold light, "Interesting." When Yan Yan first met Lin Zhilang, he found that he had a great affection for Lin Zhilang, and he wanted to know , Who sent Lin Zhilang?
Lin Zhilang didn't know this, let alone that he had been targeted, with the words "problem" marked on his head, Lin Zhilang just lived here happily.
After staying for three days, Lin Zhilang rolled lazily on the ground, and he said: Ah!So happy!
Lin Zhilang felt that he was so happy, it was the first time he realized that being a relative was such a happy thing!
At this time, someone called Lin Zhilang and asked him to attend the banquet, saying that it was Yan Yan's order.
Lin Zhilang went naturally, and those people also sent: the dress, Lin Zhilang put it on, and it looked quite suitable.
Lin Zhilang went to the banquet right away. During the banquet, nothing happened. Lin Zhilang just smiled all the way, hiding in the corner and eating pastries. He looked as if he was so happy. Lin Zhilang ate very happily , Even better, since he is a small character, especially inconspicuous, with zero sense of existence and quite transparent, no one bothers him.
Lin Zhilang couldn't stop laughing, and just as he was about to leave the banquet, a big event happened instead.
However, Lin Zhilang dared to say that if he could do it all over again, he would never do such things subconsciously.
Suddenly there was a man in waiter's clothes, he took out a dagger from under the tray of wine, and stabbed Yan Yan.
At this time, it was not Lin Zhilang who was closest to Yan Yan, but Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi. Lin Zhilang was far away from Yan Yan, but when Lin Zhilang didn't react, he rushed forward to block Yan Yan up.
Lin Zhilang thinks this plot is too funny, he doesn't want to save Yan Yan, he wants to be a top relative!But to bully Yan Yan!
He's not going to be Yan Yan's younger brother, huh?Why did he feel that he was acting like a younger brother by blocking the knife?
Lin Zhilang looked at the sharp dagger in front of him that looked like it was stained with gunpowder, and Lin Zhilang knew that he was going to hang here.
With such a small body, he might not die if he was stabbed, but if it was a poisonous dagger, he would definitely die.
Lin Zhilang regretted dying, but at this time, Yan Yan's eyes darkened, and he picked up the wine glass from the side, and then used the wine glass to miss the dagger, and then subdued the man.
The movement was done in one go, and the process took less than three seconds.
It was very difficult for Yan Yan to make a move, but when he made a move, he was so handsome and charming, everyone around him was shocked.
No one expected that Yan Yan's skill would be so good. They all thought that Yan Yan's skill was not bad, but they didn't know it would be so high.
The most shocking one was Wu Yuanyi. He was the most loyal subordinate to Yan Yan. Although he would betray in the end, he didn't even know that his family's boss was so powerful.
Wu Yuanyi's eyes darkened slightly.
Lin Zhilang shrank back after being rescued, he didn't want to show off at all, but who knew, Yan Yan grabbed Lin Zhilang's wrist, "You are very brave, you dare to rush to save me." After finishing speaking, Yan Yan said With icy eyes, he glanced at Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi one by one, "I don't want some people who say that they will go through fire and water, but when the time comes, they are just watching jokes."
Lin Zhilang knew that Yan Yan was talking about himself, and he also knew that Yan Yan was mocking Lin Yumeng, Zhang Yanyan, and Wu Yuanyi.
And these three people have adjusted their expressions, Zhang Yanyan can adjust the most, he said, "I didn't expect this at all! Really! I, I really didn't react!"
Lin Yumeng was so pitiful, with pear blossoms in the rain, she wanted to hold Yan Yan's hand when she came over, but Yan Yan subconsciously moved away, showing a disgusted expression, Yan Yan is a clean freak, everyone knows it.
When Lin Yumeng saw that Yan Yan was holding Lin Zhilang's wrist tightly, her eyes twisted slightly, her expression was so wonderful that Lin Zhilang couldn't help clapping her hands.
But Lin Yumeng quickly adjusted her expression to that frightened and frightened expression, "It's great that you're fine, I'm so afraid that something will happen to you!"
"Yeah! I'm really scared!" Zhang Yanyan nodded, and Wu Yuanyi on the side also said faithfully, "I really didn't realize it just now, and I almost hurt you. I was really negligent of my duty!"
Everyone at the banquet said it was great that Yan Yan was fine, and the atmosphere quickly heated up.
Yan Yan seemed to be in a better mood, and let go of Lin Zhilang's wrist, "It's okay, everyone can do whatever they want."
Lin Zhilang thought he had nothing to do, so he ran outside and hid in a certain place. He said to the system, "System, I, I just rushed to save him. Does it mean that the character design of the best relative has collapsed?"
"It doesn't matter if it collapses." The system said indifferently, "Because whether it collapses or not is completely up to you to define. Besides, this is just the official saying that playing the best relatives can keep Yan Yan from destroying the world."
"You're right." Lin Zhilang nodded thoughtfully, "If it was really said that the character design was going to collapse, it would have collapsed the moment I came in, just saying, I want to try my best to play this role well, so If so, the task will be... Wait, I can keep Yan Yan from destroying the world by becoming a top relative? I still don't understand the logic."
"Whatever, maybe it's because his hatred of the world has been transferred to you?"
"Can it really be transferred?" Lin Zhilang said suspiciously, "Forget it, anyway, there is definitely nothing wrong with going in this direction."
Just as Lin Zhilang was talking to himself, suddenly someone said, "What are you thinking?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang was frightened. This person is Yan Yan.
Lin Zhilang looked at Yan Yan nervously, "That, that..."
"Didn't you say that you really want to return to the family and contribute to the family?" Yan Yan didn't seem to see Lin Zhilang's nervous appearance, and sat down next to Lin Zhilang, "You just did it?" Well done, you protected me, and you did your part for the family."
"Really, really?!" Lin Zhilang sat anxiously, wiping cold sweat.
What Yan Yan said just now was purely the part where she pretended to make a phone call to expose herself as Yan Yan's relative.
Today, Lin Zhilang has successfully become a relative, but it seems that the four words "superior relative" have not been marked yet.
How should it be broken?
Lin Zhilang was lost in thought, but Yan Yan just said meaningfully, "Do you like men?"
"What?!" Lin Zhilang was shocked by these words.
"You and I have only known each other for a few days, and you just blocked the knife for me like this. If you didn't like a man like me, or just because of your relatives, do you think I would believe it?" Yan Yan laughed lowly.
"That, that...you misunderstood." Lin Zhilang said in a low voice, "You really misunderstood, I didn't want to..."
"You like me, I already understand." Yan Yan snatched away the words, making Lin Zhilang want to hit him a little bit, Lin Zhilang suppressed his anger, "It's really not..."
"You love me so much, you love me so much that you block the knife for me, I believe many people have already felt it." Yan Yan said coldly, "I have a fiancee, you love me so secretly, you love me so secretly that you block the knife for me I quite understand the feeling, but..."
"Enough! I didn't think that way!" Lin Zhilang finally broke out. He stood up and looked at Yan Yan, shaking Yan Yan's shoulder wildly, "I don't like you at all! Hey! I just suddenly lost my mind. Block the knife for you, hey!"
After shouting, Lin Zhilang knew what he had done, he let go of his hand, covered his face, and leaned on the wall with his right hand, "That's enough, don't bother with me, just treat me as someone today Convulsions, crazy, um, this is fine..."
Seeing Lin Zhilang's expression, Yan Yan only raised the corners of his mouth slightly, but soon he was flattened, and he said, "So you're having a convulsion."
"Otherwise?" Lin Zhilang gritted his teeth and said, "You don't think I really like you, do you? I'm sorry, I like women, soft women, and I don't like men." Lin Zhilang felt guilty for no reason. .
That's strange, why should he feel guilty?
System: "Host, I also feel inexplicably guilty."
"...What are you talking about? Didn't I ask you?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, he had already obeyed the logic of the system, he looked at Yan Yan, "You..." Just don't get me wrong, I'll go first up.
But before he could say anything, Lin Zhilang suddenly thought that his personality was a top relative, and as long as he became a top relative, he could keep the world from being destroyed.
If you are a top relative, then you should...
"Although I don't like you, but considering that we are relatives, I saved you, even saved you with my life, are you very grateful to me?" Lin Zhilang's eyes were full of calculations.
If you see yourself like this, you will definitely hate yourself, come on!Hurry up and hate my best relative!Pour all your hatred of the world on me!
Unexpectedly, the next moment, Yan Yan said sincerely, "You are right, I should thank you, but you blocked the knife for me."
"Yes!" Lin Zhilang leaned on the wall with one hand, and he chuckled, "I'm your savior now, should you repay me?"
"It's time to repay." Yan Yan answered the words quite obediently, making Lin Zhilang couldn't help but scream in his heart.
But Lin Zhilang thought about it, anyway, there are still many places to show his best, so Lin Zhilang said, "Since you want to repay me, from now on, you should treat me as a distinguished guest, don't ignore me, ignore me, yes I'm not good, be good to me, very good!"
"Very good, very good!" These six words strongly expressed Lin Zhilang's thoughts.
Lin Zhilang originally thought that what he said that he deserved to be beaten would definitely make Yan Yan dislike him as a top relative.
As long as Yan Yan doesn't like it, and he continues to die, he will definitely be able to leave the impression of himself as a top relative in Yan Yan's mind.
But who knows, Yan Yan didn't feel displeased with him at all. On the contrary, he said enthusiastically, "Okay, I won't ignore you, I won't ignore you. From today on, we will live together."
"...What?" Lin Zhilang was dumbfounded.
"From now on, I will be your guardian."
"...I'm already eighteen, I don't need a guardian."
"All in all, he is the one who is responsible for you." Yan Yan's eyes were quite serious.
"...Your words are very subtle and will be misunderstood."
"I will be responsible for you, don't worry."
"...I've said it all, what you said is very ambiguous! It's so subtle! Don't say it!" Lin Zhilang couldn't help shaking Yan Yan's shoulder wildly. After shaking, he lowered his head and said, "Sorry , I shouldn't have shaken you." No!I am the best relative, how could I apologize?
Lin Zhilang raised his head instantly, with a sneer on his face, "Oh, you think I would say that? I wouldn't say that."
However, Lin Zhilang's behavior seemed to be counterproductive, because the next moment, Yan Yan actually laughed out loud, "You are so cute, what you say is not what you mean."
"..." Lin Zhilang felt an arrow being shot at his knee, "You, what are you talking about? I, I'm cute?" Lin Zhilang pointed at himself with trembling fingers.
"Yeah, very cute."
"What I hate the most is when people call me cute!" Lin Zhilang couldn't help it now, he shook Yan Yan's shoulder directly, even if Yan Yan said, "Don't shake it." He was still shaking, and he had already controlled it. Can't help myself.
It's a pity that the uncontrollable consequence is that when Lin Zhilang looked up at the sky, he said: Why would I sleep with Yan Yan?
Lin Zhilang looked at Yan Yan in the bed, "Aren't you a clean freak? It's really okay if you do this? I'm a very sloppy person!"
Yan Yan smiled and said, "It's okay, I will make you clean."
Hearing Yan Yan's words, Lin Zhilang got up. He thought for a while, but he couldn't let Yan Yan sleep so peacefully.
What is the best relative?The best relatives, don't they just bully Xiaobaicai in every possible way, deliberately disturbing Xiaobaicai so that he can't sleep when he thinks he can sleep peacefully?
System: "Is that so? Host, why do I always feel that we have a subtle understanding of the term "extreme relatives."
"Why is it not subtle? Others bully him when he is a cabbage, but I bully him when he becomes a Chinese cabbage. I don't know how to do it. I can only bully with a subtle mood." Lin Zhilang shook his hand. Clenching his fists, "This is the task entrusted to us by the organization, we cannot let the organization down!"
"That's right! As long as you become a top relative now, the world will not be destroyed!"
Lin Zhilang and the system encouraged each other together. After the chicken blood was poured, Lin Zhilang started to go outside to get some chicken blood. He showed a smirk and started to splash the blood on the ground, so that the ground was covered with blood.
Then, Lin Zhilang shook Yan Yan awake, deliberately making trouble.
The reason why Lin Zhilang didn't dare to pour blood on Yan Yan was because he was afraid that Yan Yan would throw him out all at once.
You still have to do it in moderation for the best relatives.
You have to slowly become the best, until Yan Yan doesn't recognize himself as a benefactor until later.
Lin Zhilang's little theater was that Yan Yan hated him more and more until he broke out and threw him out.
Yes, this is very good.
And the moment he was thrown, the mission sounded the game clearance sound, telling him that the mission was completed, and his mission was over.He could also turn into a star and disappear into this world.
The more he thought about it, the happier he became, Lin Zhilang had already entered a state of "selflessness".
And when Yan Yan was woken up by Lin Zhilang, he glanced at the blood on the ground, pointed at Lin Zhilang, "Is this blood... yours?"
Upon hearing this, Lin Zhilang naturally said, "No, of course it's not mine!"
But Yan Yan showed an expression of "No, I know what happened, you don't need to say it".
"...What do you know?" Lin Zhilang always felt that something was wrong.
Yan Yan just stood up slowly, and then hugged Lin Zhilang in his arms. Yan Yan was quite tall, and hugged Lin Zhilang in his arms, just like a child hugging a doll, he hugged him tightly. Lin Zhilang couldn't struggle no matter how hard he struggled.
"The blood on the ground is your first blood."
"...Each word can be understood separately, but why can't it be understood together?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, and he looked at Yan Yan. He couldn't understand what Yan Yan was saying, but suddenly he had a terrible Don't tell him what Yan Yan meant.
However, the next moment, Yan Yan uttered the seemingly insane words, "I was drunk last night, and I did something like "beep" to you, don't be angry."
"...What exactly did you say? The sound was silenced." Lin Zhilang clutched his chest, he felt his heart couldn't take it anymore, he had already been kneeled down by Yan Yan's divine brain, "I didn't say anything last night. Don't make up your mind if you are like this or that."
"It's okay, I understand." Yan Yan's face was deep, and after he patted Lin Zhilang's shoulder, he looked down at Lin Zhilang with subtle eyes, "I know, it must be very painful there, I will call the doctor later You prescribe medicine, and I will apply it to you."
"... No need, get the hell out of here!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, he was already trembling from the stimulation of Yan Yan's words.
He didn't like this guy at all, and he wasn't interested in men at all!But when Yan Yan said that, a small theater where Yan Yan applied medicine to him appeared in his mind?This is really scary!terrible!
Lin Zhilang felt that if he gets along with Yan Yan again, not to mention whether he can leave a psychological shadow on Yan Yan, he himself will be left a psychological shadow by Yan Yan first!
"No, no!" Lin Zhilang bit his finger, "I can't admit defeat like this! What am I?!"
"You are the best relative." The system said seriously.
"Yes! I am the best relative!" Lin Zhilang clenched his fists, "I want to save the world, and from today onwards, I will become the savior."
"That's amazing." The system said coldly, "Host, why don't we make a TV series called becoming the savior from today on."
"...Are you mocking me?"
"No, host, I'm serious, don't make up your mind." The system sighed, "You are completely unqualified, aren't you a top relative? It's completely different from the top relatives in the novels I read. .”
"...Can this be my fault?" Lin Zhilang pursed his mouth, and nestled under the quilt sadly, "The best relatives in other novels were always bullied when the little cabbage was still a little cabbage, and now this little cabbage has become a big one. The cabbage is gone, how can you bully? There is no way at all."
"Oh, it's so difficult..."
The system said with emotion.
"Yeah, it's so difficult to be a top relative..." Lin Zhilang also felt emotional, "Why is it so difficult?"
"Ugh……"
"Ugh……"
Both the system and Lin Zhilang sighed in unison.
"Give me an omnipotent host!" The system began to fold its hands together and made a wish.
"...so naive." After Lin Zhilang complained, he thought of something, looked up to the sky, and put his hands together, "Give me a strategy for being a super relative!"
"...You are so naive."
"Not as naive as you, the wish you made is unrealistic, and the wish I made is just a strategy for being a top relative." Lin Zhilang sighed and rubbed his temples, "Forget it, stop arguing, our inner circle Fighting is useless."
At this moment, Lin Zhilang suddenly wanted to lift the table with a sentence, "It's time to take a bath, baby~"
"...you learned the ending from there." Lin Zhilang was so stimulated by these words that he clenched his fists. He wanted to hit someone, but Yan Yan in front of him was wearing a bathrobe and was quite sexy. If a woman saw it, I'm afraid I'll scream, but unfortunately...he's a man.
"Don't call me baby, and where did you learn these three words?" Lin Zhilang held his head in pain, "Aren't you very serious in the past? Why did you suddenly become so serious?" gone."
Yan Yan held Lin Zhilang's wrist, "I did that to you last night, you don't seem to like me very much, so I just learned the latest popular address."
"...No, it's not popular at all." Lin Zhilang felt that he was about to vomit blood from Yan Yan's words, his heart couldn't take it anymore, and he said to Yan Yan, "Just disappear in front of me, I wouldn't feel anything."
"Sure enough, you admitted that I did those things to you last night." Yan Yan looked at Lin Zhilang with a smile, "Come on, be good, come into my arms, I will give you more love."
"Don't! I'm just a very vicious relative!" Lin Zhilang said frantically, "I'm not a good person! I'm a bad person! Yes!"
As Lin Zhilang was talking, he found the feeling, he tossed his hair for a moment, and showed a malicious smile, "I came to your side on purpose, and deliberately made you do that to me after you got drunk, so that You feel ashamed of me, the purpose is to collect money from you, the purpose is to empty your body, make you desperate, make you miserable, let you live a life of despair!"
The more you talk about Lin Zhilang, the happier you are. Lin Zhilang couldn't help laughing loudly, "That's it! I am such a superb existence! Come on! Have I become your psychological shadow?"
"No." Yan Yan said very calmly, "I just think you are so cute!"
When Yan Yan said the cute word "cute", he deliberately bit it hard, and looked at Lin Zhilang with sincerity, so sincere that Lin Zhilang's face froze instantly.
They were silent, and no one was active. Lin Zhilang stood there, staring at Yan Yan. After a long silence, he finally said, "It will become like this. It must be because I woke up in the wrong way today. Go to sleep and wake up."
Lin Zhilang lay back, pulled the quilt, and closed his eyes.
After 10 minutes, Lin Zhilang opened his eyes and smiled brightly, "Ah, this world is so beautiful!"
But at this moment, Yan Yan sat down next to Lin Zhilang, and smiled lowly, "Sweetie, what do you think of this name?"
"..." Lin Zhilang suffered a fatal blow to his heart, he really couldn't enjoy such a nasty title.
"Little man? Little cutie? Little snack?"
"No!" Lin Zhilang covered his head, buried his head, and waved his hands, "Stop calling me like that, just call me by my name, I don't want to hear you call me like that, it's too...vomit."
Lin Zhilang almost vomited his meal last night.
"But I really want to call it that way." A smile flashed in Yan Yan's eyes, and he smiled very brightly.Yan Yan had never smiled so brightly before, but unfortunately, Lin Zhilang didn't look up, otherwise he would be blinded by Yan Yan's smile.
After Yan Yan laughed for a while, he also found himself smiling, his eyes darkened instantly, he glanced at the chicken blood on the ground, and said to Lin Zhilang, "Come on, let's go out for our honeymoon."
"Don't!" Lin Zhilang wrapped himself tightly with the quilt, "I didn't have sex with you, absolutely not! Don't think about it!" Lin Zhilang felt that he had to explain this clearly, otherwise Yan Yan This extremely responsible person will force him to be responsible, "First, I don't like men, second, I didn't have sex with you, third, you were not drunk at all last night, how did you have sex with me ?”
"Sex after drinking." Yan Yante said calmly.
"You're not drunk at all, why do you have sex after drinking?" Lin Zhilang felt that Yan Yan was playing with him, and he pointed at Yan Yan, "Are you kidding me? Tell the truth."
Lin Zhilang originally thought that Yan Yan would deny it, but who knew, Yan Yan suddenly turned cold, "Yes, I am teasing you."
"...Suddenly I really want to kill you." Lin Zhilang could no longer suppress the urge to kill Yan Yan.
"I know we haven't had a relationship." There was a trace of coldness on Yan Yan's stern face, "I'm very surprised why I pay so much attention to you."
"And then?" Lin Zhilang couldn't help but flipped the table, "You deliberately lied to me to make me happy? I really misunderstood you! I thought you were a gentleman, and I thought you really thought so just now! "
Lin Zhilang felt that it was too difficult to be a top relative, so he said to Yan Yan, "Goodbye! I don't want to see you again!"
As Lin Zhilang said, he packed up the package and left.
Lin Zhilang thought that Yan Yan would stop him, but in the end...he really left.
"..." So, is impulsiveness the devil?Lin Zhilang looked at the sky alone, in a daze, he said: "I shouldn't be impulsive."
System: "Host, it's really hard to be an excellent relative."
"...Yeah, it's so difficult." Lin Zhilang thought it would be easy to bully others, but why did he seem to be bullied in the end... himself?Lin Zhilang collapsed on the bed, he was powerless to speak anymore, "It must be that my way of being a super relative is wrong. Others are so happy to be so, why is it so wrong for me?"
At this moment, the door behind him was knocked suddenly.
It's so late at night, who else will knock on the door?Definitely special service.
So Lin Zhilang said directly to the door, "I don't need special service, thank you."
But who knows, after saying this, the door was still being knocked, Lin Zhilang frowned, he opened the door, and was about to tell the people outside that he didn't need special services, but when he saw someone coming, he froze.
So... inertial thinking is scary.
Under the dim light, half of Yan Yan's handsome face was covered, and a trace of ghost appeared, "Huh? You seem to be familiar with special services?"
Yan Yan said the word "um" with a nasal sound, Lin Zhilang trembled slightly, he didn't know why, he always felt like a husband who was caught by his wife when he went out to find special services, he was very guilty , especially lack of breath, "That, that..."
Obviously he didn't do anything!
The villain in Lin Zhilang's heart twisted his face and hit the wall. Why did he go crazy when he met Yan Yan? ! !
Yan Yan hugged Lin Zhilang, and brought Lin Zhilang to the bed, "You, what are you doing?" What is this guy going to do?Lin Zhilang quickly covered his chest, but Yan Yan just stared at Lin Zhilang's lower part, "You covered the wrong place."
"..." Lin Zhilang froze for a moment, and quickly covered the bottom, blushing, "You, you bastard! You broke into my house in the middle of the night, what do you want to do?"
"This is a hotel, not your home." Yan Yan said as he undressed, "Secondly, you called a special service, and I'll come to help you."
"I didn't call special service!" Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away, but he couldn't push Yan Yan away. Yan Yan just grabbed Lin Zhilang in his arms, "Didn't you call special service? Listen to what you just said From the tone of your voice, you know that you are very skilled in special services."
"... I'm familiar with it?" Lin Zhilang's mouth twitched slightly, and he pressed Yan Yan's shoulder, "You're mistaken, really, I don't have any special services at all."
"I don't believe it." Yan Yan answered these three words very simply, and began to take off Lin Zhilang's clothes, and threw Lin Zhilang on the bed as if he had peeled off the egg shell, and then made a gesture About to rush at Lin Zhilang, Lin Zhilang quickly reached out to stop him, "Wait! I'm not ready yet!"
"Okay, I'll wait for you to prepare." Yan Yan propped his chin, waiting for Lin Zhilang.
"..." Why this development?Lin Zhilang felt that his best relative had really failed too much. He came to restrain Yan Yan, not by Yan Yan. Thinking of this, Lin Zhilang suddenly thought of Yan Yan's obsession with cleanliness, and the villain in his heart was revealed a smile.
Lin Zhilang stood up suddenly, stretched out his hand to hook Yan Yan's neck, laughed, and uttered a sentence, "I haven't showered for a week."
Unexpectedly, upon hearing this, Yan Yan's face remained unchanged, on the contrary, he laughed, "It's very fragrant. It turns out that you haven't washed it for a week, and you can still smell like this, not bad."
Speaking of Yan Yan, he wanted to eat Lin Zhilang. Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan away without hesitation, hid in a corner, wrapped himself in a quilt, and tried his best to weaken his sense of existence. Before you find a way to deal with Yan Yan, don't panic to deal with Yan Yan, Yan Yan is really too difficult to deal with.
However, at this time, Yan Yan uttered a particularly frenzied sentence, "You are actually afraid that I will hurt you if I push too hard, right?"
"...Snake spirit disease." Lin Zhilang held back for a long time before he could hold back these words. He couldn't stand staying in the same room with Yan Yan anymore. He wanted to escape, he didn't want to see Yan Yan again , at least not wanting to see Yan Yan again for a short time.
Yan Yan stepped forward to hold Lin Zhilang's wrist skillfully, and lifted the quilt, revealing the naked Lin Zhilang.
This exposure completely darkened Yan Yan's eyes, "You are so beautiful."
"..." Ma Ma, there is a snake spirit disease here, there is really a snake spirit disease, come and save me!The villain in Lin Zhilang's heart was hitting the wall manically, but on the surface he was just quite calm.
The more the other party is like this, the more calm I have to be!Even if it's just fake calm, it's a kind of calm!
Lin Zhilang curled his lips slightly, raised his eyebrows, and reached out to hold Yan Yan's hand, "Really? You think I'm so beautiful? Do you want to be with me so much?"
"Yes." Yan Yan seemed to have noticed something, and couldn't help laughing, "You are very cute."
Hearing this, Lin Zhilang's fists clucked. Sure enough, he wanted to hit someone because he was said to be cute.
Lin Zhilang suppressed his anger, thinking in his heart that he couldn't lose his professionalism as a top relative.
The system said: "Host, you are so dedicated."
Lin Zhilang said: "That's natural. At such a critical moment, naturally we can't forget that we are the best relatives."
What is the best relative?like money!
Therefore, Lin Zhilang first emptied Yan Yan's money, then emptied Yan Yan's body, and then ruthlessly kicked Yan Yan away.
Lin Zhilang has already figured out the overall plan!
As long as he did this, Lin Zhilang's hatred value would be fully increased.
So, Lin Zhilang pushed Yan Yan onto the bed, and then said with a smile to Yan Yan, "I'm your lifesaver. Is there really no problem if you repay me like this?"
"How do you want me to repay you?" Being watched like this, Yan Yan smiled meaningfully. He stroked Lin Zhilang's face, "How do you want me to eat you."
"No, just pay for it." Lin Zhilang said, then pulled Yan Yan into his clothes and went out.Although it is late at night, this does not prevent Lin Zhilang from going shopping.
However, even if he was in the mood for shopping, facing the closed stores, Lin Zhilang said: It was really a miscalculation.
Yan Yan seemed to have seen Lin Zhilang's thoughts, "I'll come with you again when the sun rises."
"No, bring the card." Lin Zhilang asked for the money directly, "Give me the card, I can use it myself."
"Okay." Yan Yan gave the card to Lin Zhilang without hesitation, and said with a smile, "You can swipe as much as you want. There is a lot of money in it, and you can't finish it."
Hearing this, Lin Zhilang laughed, "Really? So it won't be finished?" Then he will max it out tomorrow.
Soon, it was dawn, and Lin Zhilang went shopping alone.
Yan Yan couldn't accompany Lin Zhilang because he had to deal with business. Lin Zhilang didn't mind at all, "At this time, if Yan Yan is by his side, it's not easy to buy things."
So Lin Zhilang started to buy and buy all the way, constantly swiping his card, and every time he went to a store, he bought
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