cat and mouse love affair

asked, "Are you... really that one?"

"Huh? It took me a few seconds to react.

"Haha, it's okay, I didn't ask! Bye!" Without giving me a chance to react, she ran out of the library.

Woman, what kind of wonderful creature are you...

The phone rang, and I answered it at the door.

"Rat! Where are you? Why haven't you come back!" The guy who made me lose my temper.

"In the library."

"What are you doing there? Come back, I'm hungry!"

"When you're hungry, make noodles yourself!"

"Your surname is Lai! Have you forgotten what you promised last night?"

"If you believe what you say in that situation, it only shows that you are stupid!"

"How can you do this! Then I will take back everything I said before! You are shameless! You are shameless!... (omit N)..."

Helpless, why am I so miserable! "Okay, okay, I'm going to buy fish right now, let me say it first, don't blame me if it doesn't taste good!"

"How could it be! You let me eat it too!"

"Do you want to put 'soymilk'?"

"You... come back and talk..."

In June of this year (2008), Yu Qian celebrated her 6th birthday, and Mao Mao and I sent gifts to her in Spain.Not long after, we received news from her that she and her fiancé would be getting married at the end of the year and invited us to attend.

Looking at the photos of her and her fiancé, the man is still quite handsome, of pure Spanish descent, but he doesn't look too young.Yu Qian said he was 30 years old, but I was worried that her husband would go bald early.

Mao Mao and I should go to watch the ceremony, haha, then I will give her our family’s secret hair care recipe as a congratulatory gift!

Robin ([-])

现在是2008年7月30号的21：20分，我们在机场等待国航的CA1426班机飞往北京，小鬼在我左手边玩着PSP。我们即将坐飞机离开这座带给我无数刻骨铭心的城市……

I was walking on the stairs when I suddenly heard hog-killing howls from upstairs.The first reaction in my mind was that it might be a domestic violence incident, but it was a male voice, which fierce girl has the ability?Listen carefully, this voice is obviously Robin's!

His eyes are inconvenient, nothing will happen, right?

I ran up three steps at a time, and I didn't care about the pain when I bumped into my hand on the splint at the corner.

The door wasn't closed, so I pushed it open. "What’s wrong with you!"

"Ah! AH! Eyes! Eyes! It hurts!!" Robin yelled at me with tears all over his face.

I really regret not bringing a camera, this photo must have been shocking.But when I saw him in such pain, I didn't think so much.

"What's the matter? What's wrong with your eyes?" I almost rushed towards him, trying to push away his trembling hand covering his eyes, and there was a strong smell of wind oil. "You...couldn't you have put Fengyoujing in your eyes?"

"It hurts!!" He ignored my words and yelled on his own.

"Wait, I'll fetch water for you to wash." I hurriedly filled a small basin with half a basin of water, soaked it with a towel and put it on him, and he finally calmed down.

"Damn it! It hurts me to death..." These were the first words he said after he recovered his breath.

I breathed a sigh of relief, and my left hand started to ache. "Why are you so stupid!"

"Put eye drops and essential oils together..."

"Fuck! You blame me, don't you?" Are you transformed by Zhu Bajie?There is no need to learn the ability to beat back and forth. "This essential oil is in a glass bottle, and the eye drops are in a plastic bottle. Even if you have rough skin and thick flesh, you can't even touch the glass and plastic!"

Sooner or later, I will be pissed off by this Er Que!

"Hey, I didn't pay attention when my eyes were itchy." This guy really has a dog face. He was crying and howling just now, but now he is smiling with me again. "I don't blame you at all. If you hadn't come, I would have died of pain."

There's really no way to be angry with him. "How is it? Does it still hurt?" I took off the towel and dipped it in the water again.

"Oh! It won't work once you take it away, hurry up!"

I quickly put it on him again.It was inconvenient for me to have one hand, and the towel was not wrung out. He raised his head, and the water flowed down the clear outline.

He seems to be sloppy these days, and he hasn't shaved properly.Water trickled down his unshaven chin, neck, and Adam's apple, soaking his clothes.The terrible thing was that he was only wearing a thin white T-shirt, which stuck to his body as soon as he soaked in water, revealing his wheat-colored chest muscles, and two small black beans could be seen faintly.

His shorts are also made of the same material, I don't know if they will get wet... Bah!Pooh!Pooh!What a mess I was thinking!

"You twist the towel yourself, my hands are inconvenient, so I can't wring it dry."

"Are you angry?" He took down the towel, twisted it, and tried to open his eyes to look at me. "I really don't blame you, I have to thank you."

"No." I poured some water on my face with my hands, because I felt that my face was a little hot. "You said that you are such an adult, why are you still like this? Didn't you often brag to me about how you were when you were a child? You are so careless, how did you live until now?"

"Chen Haonan..." Although his eyes were covered, but listening to his sincere voice, he finally felt a little regretful. "You look like my mother..."

"Bah! The devil doesn't care about you! You'd better put sulfuric acid in it next time!"

Do you think this guy is angry? !

"Haha, how could it be!"

The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, so bad, not good...

"Have your eyes improved in the past two days?"

"It seems to be better, but it will itch after reading for a long time."

"It's said that your eyes need to rest, don't read."

"If you don't study, you can't do it! If you don't study, you won't get good grades; if you don't get good grades, you won't graduate; if you don't graduate, you won't find a good job; if you don't get a good job, you won't make money; If you can’t get money, you can’t get a wife; if you can’t get a wife, you can’t have children; if you can’t have children, my mother won’t kill me!”

When he opened his mouth, there was a bunch of fallacies like tongue twisters.

"Then if you become blind, you still won't be able to find a wife."

"I can marry a blind girl who can also give me a massage every day, how wonderful."

"You..." You are really invincible, these two are more and more in love with me, I am full of helplessness. "I'm telling you serious, why don't you come and live at my house?"

"what?"

"What? I told my mother that your eyesight is inconvenient. In the past, if someone watched you, then what happened today will not happen." I didn't report any bad intentions, it was all my mother's idea.

"Will it bother you too much?"

"You told me this? Are you looking for a smoke!"

"No, no, I like Auntie very much. But isn't it far away from the school? I have bad eyesight now, and it's troublesome to have to walk so far for training and class."

"Are you still going to class and training like this?"

"I can review at home by myself, but it's best not to delay the training. If you don't touch the ball for three days, you will be raw."

Seems to make sense. "Then can you do it alone?"

"It doesn't seem to work. Well, the exam will be in a few days, and I haven't studied well..." He put on a bitter face.

"Then what should I do?" I told you to go to my house and you didn't go, at worst I would send you back and forth every day.Of course this is the last chip.

"Hey." Every time he smiles like that, I know that nothing is good! "Chen Haonan, why don't you come and stay with me for a while?"

Robin ([-])

Oh shit!I found out that I was seriously fooled!Within days of moving in to Robin's house, I was being bullied by him.

Knowing that I have a cleanliness addiction, you young master just do nothing all day long. I do all the cleaning. Don't you know that I hate cleaning the most?What?You said you took the initiative to cook?Depend on!If you don’t even cook, are you still human?

Also, since the Fengyoujing incident, he stopped administering eye drops by himself, saying that he should not "repeat the same mistakes", so this "glorious task" fell on me.

So he began to harass me regardless of time and occasion: when I was struggling to review the materials, he would suddenly come and ask me to give him some eye drops, which made all the things I had memorized for a long time mess up again.During the team training interval, he also ran over without hesitation and asked me to help him. Now the whole team knows that we are so good that we are almost wearing the same pair of pants.

He said something confidently: "Chen Haonan's mother is my godmother, and he is my godbrother. What's wrong with being intimate?"

day!Are you willing to be a godson now?no!I can't be wiped dry by him like this, I have to move after today's exam!

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Hurry up! It's useless to bite off the pen!" The invigilator knocked on my desk.When I heard him walk away, he was still muttering: "I don't usually work hard..."

Rob—bin—! !I don't live with you! !

"Chen Haonan, are you back? How was the exam?" I seriously doubted whether I had gone to the wrong room, but the person in front of me was wearing an apron, serving food on the table, and looking at me with a gentle smile of [-] volts. It's Robin!

"Uh, okay. How about you?"

"I think I did well in the exam. It was thanks to you for helping me when I couldn't read the book two days ago. So I have to thank you very much today."

It's weird, there must be a problem!

"Did you add dirty things to the dishes?" The kid has done this before.

"Ah? How come? Why do you think so?"

"..."

Facing his aggrieved eyes shining with stars, I think maybe I really have the heart of a villain.

Robin's workmanship was pretty good, it wasn't complete in taste, at least it wasn't as bad as the school cafeteria on weekends.Especially when he burns this bone, the taste is very positive.

"Chen Haonan, is my eye fine?