Yin fate has a share

The two teachers introduce the guests I invited. "As soon as Qunqing stepped aside, two old men were invited out. They took a closer look, one with first-born antlers looked kind, and the other had white beard and hair and a red face. "The two old men are from the distant Changbai Mountain, Mr. Lu and Mr. Shen. "

"Greetings to the two old people." The two bowed their hands to the two old people at the same time.Not to mention ghosts, foxes and fairies, just counting the number of years these two have lived, I'm afraid it's enough to kowtow one.

"Okay, the young boy is so polite!" Lu Gong laughed, and patted Miao Fu on the shoulder.Master Shen stroked his beard and kept nodding, smiling without saying a word.

"Then Xiaowu is responsible for leading the two teachers to the backstage, and everyone else should take their seats. Today, my Nine Palace Theater is your site." Jingwei waved his hand, "Good show, start now!"

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Looking around, the three-story theater building inside and outside is full of seats, and how many audiences are eagerly waiting.To be able to listen to a cross talk here is a blessing that took many years to cultivate.

"I've been here once, but today I seem to have a little more Xue Wei, my friends. There must be some who don't know us. Let me introduce myself first." Miao Fu stood on the stage in a dignified manner, "I'm from Qingqu Miao Fu, a non-mainstream human crosstalk actor from the club. This one next to me is my partner, non-human..." Before he could finish speaking, Wang Sheng put his shoulders on his shoulders and dragged him back two steps.

"Could you please say something better?" Wang Sheng said "Stop coming", "It's the first time I've stood in front of these audiences. I'm not afraid to spoil us by instilling words like inhumane abortion when I come up. Pure audience?"

"Are you kidding me!" This time it was Miao Fu who looked at him with a disgusted expression, "This audience is full of fine things, no, it's not a thing. No, you can't say that, it's a thing... eh That’s not right, they are all spectators, see for yourself, snake spirit, tree spirit, fox spirit, which one is not more refined than you! And pure?! You are the purest, okay, little biscuit!”

In less than 1 minute, the audience burst into laughter.Let’s just say that Teacher Miao is happier because he has this partner. You can tell by his expression.

"Ouch..." Wang Sheng covered his face, turned around and cupped his hands at the audience, "You all forgive me. He has not been in a good mind recently."

"I'll talk about that later, I haven't finished introducing you yet!"

"..." Wang Sheng put on a poker face for him.

"This right and wrong... Cough, the secretary of our Qingqu club... the chief... Mr. Wang Shengwang."

"What's the use of giving me this title?! Why don't you just say that I'm your little biscuit?"

"Oh, they're all straight!"

"...Wait a minute, Teacher Miao," Wang Sheng tugged at Miao Fu's sleeve, "What did you tell them last time?"

Miao Fu thought for a while and smiled at him. "Don't worry about it, let's be serious now. Teacher Wang Sheng Wang is a very good cross talk actor."

"You hold me up."

"Very good, that's the truth. Teacher Wang Sheng is different from someone like me who has only been to school for three years. He has gone to college. A top student from Shaanxi Normal University, who is serious in the College of Arts of Shaanxi Normal University. Excavator repair."

"no!"

Miao Fu looked at Wang Sheng with an expression of "you're fucking kidding me". "How can it be? Didn't I ask you specifically last time, which one is better at learning excavators?"

"If you ask, I must be!"

"Really? Really not?"

"Nothing!"

"That's why I forgot."

"Yo..." Teacher Wang looked disgusted, "It's even split... where did these words come from..."

"Sauriaitis. He is one of the four famous talents."

"Mumu?" Wang Sheng thought for a while, "Are you trying to say... well-known?"

"..." Miao Fu pondered for two seconds, "What the hell?"

"It's just the word "mu" on the top, look at the bottom, write it like this..."

Miao Fu narrowed his eyes to see Wang Sheng raised his hand and made such a gesture, and suddenly shouted. "That's it! You say it's called, what's it called?"

"Famous!"

"Yes, among the four famous talents, he ranks ninth."

"Wait a minute!" Wang Sheng stretched out his hand and tugged at Miao Fu, "I am ranked ninth among the four great talents? You can't even count among the eight great Vajras, huh?!"

"This is something that everyone doesn't know. In the rules of their liberal arts college, the ranking is about three, five, seven and nine. Look, three, five, seven and nine." Miao Fu snapped out four fingers, "the fourth one, Is there anything wrong?"

"...You are so reasonable."

"Genius, to be honest, he is different from ordinary human beings in terms of appearance. Look at you all, Mr. Wang is like this..." This time, without waiting for the opponent to blow up, Miao Fu took the initiative to go over to give him a favor. , "A man of talent! A man of talent! This will be put in history, and Ximen Qing is several blocks behind."

Wang Sheng raised his hand and pushed him away.

Miao Fu ran two steps and stood there blankly for a few seconds. "Why are you pushing me again! I'm praising you, do you hate it!"

"Is there anyone who praises Ximen Qing! I haven't heard a good word since I came here today!"

"What a talent!"

"Is the first half of the sentence correct?"

"Is there something wrong? Ah, let's put it aside for now. Teacher Wang, I have to explain to you. I don't know whether it's a lot of things or something. This brain is not very good. It seems that... more and more The more forgetful you are."

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"Amnesia? This is a bit troublesome..." Wang Sheng looked at Miao Fu worriedly with his sleeves in his hands.

"Yes, I have forgotten everything I said before. Well, my wish for the new year is to first cure my amnesia, second to cure my amnesia, and fourth to learn mathematics well."

Wang Sheng patted him on the shoulder with a look of lovelessness and called him to stop. "Mr. Miao! Let me tell you, you don't have to hope for a cure..."

"It's okay, it's okay! I won't have any problems with this job." Miao Fu stretched his hands in front of Wang Sheng, "With the support of Teacher Wang, there is no problem at all! As the old saying goes, three-point teasing is Seven points. Don't look at Teacher Wang's blindness..."

"Who is blind! I am short-sighted!"

"My eyes are not good, I get a loose film every day... No, get a loose film... an astigmatism lens! What do you think I am doing! But with him here to support me, I can feel at ease no matter how noisy I am. No The soup doesn’t leak, the water doesn’t leak at all, you say I’m afraid of magic. It doesn’t matter where I can go, people can just drag me back... Hey, why are you dragging me!”

"You praise too much! If there are countless cross talk actors on this stage, you can count on you if they can say this without any leaks or leaks!"

Miao Fu cheered up in a second. "Ah, is that so? I humbly ask you why this is so?"

Teacher Wang raised his hand and gestured for the sky. "You have wings."

Miao Fu swung his arm immediately, and Wang Sheng took two steps back.The audience was already laughing.

"What do you say!"

"You're the one saying 'what'!What is no leakage, that is no leakage! "

Miao Fu stood there in a daze for several seconds, as if he had suddenly reacted, his whole body trembled. "Yes yes yes yes! Rightitis! Veryitis! You are so right baby! Is there anything missing?"

"Flawless!" This is due to acting, if Miao Fu is such a type in real life, Wang Sheng feels that he wants to die.

"That's right, that's right," Miao Fu looked at him very seriously, "There's nothing wrong—wrong!"

Wang Sheng turned his head and wiped his face silently.

"Forgive me, everyone. I'm just an uneducated person, so I keep making this kind of mistake."

"Don't be too modest, ask the staff behind the stage inside and outside, who doesn't know that you read books all day long, holding the left book and the right book."

"They're all bad books, such as "Qi Men Dun Jia", "Zhou Yi Ba Gua", "Zhuge Liang's Lesson Before Horses"... What's the matter?"

"So you still know how to tell fortunes?"

"What kind of hexagram am I... I study history from these books, ancient history!"

"Is there any history here?"

"Of course, for example, if you look at that..." Teacher Miao pretended to think about it, then clapped his hands, ""Shan Hai Jing"."

Wang Sheng hastily grabbed his arm. "Hey, hey, brother, you must think about this book before you talk about it!"

There were all kinds of knowing laughter in the audience.Even Jingwei himself could say "Niania is too stormy" when he saw Miao Fu for the first time. What else do they not know?

"Don't worry, I have studied the "Shan Hai Jing" many times, and I can recite it backwards like a fluent."

Seeing Miao Fu's heartless smile, Wang Sheng sighed and could only accept this setting.He bowed his hands to the audience, with an apologetic smile on his face. "Everyone, if the bastard next to you is not strict and says something that offends the gods, I, Wang Sheng, will apologize here first, and I hope you will forgive me off the court." Turning his head, he said earnestly Patted Miao Fu on the shoulder, "Hey, pick what you remember!"

As a partner, how could Miao Fu not know that Wang Sheng's joking words were all for himself from the beginning to the end.

"I'm going straight to Honey, the most familiar one, right? Let's just talk about that...Jingwei reclamation!"

Wang Sheng's legs went limp immediately, and he supported the table abruptly before standing still.