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"Ouch!" the man in leggings covered his stomach and screamed, then cursed again: "Shameless! It's you! Robbed my man and beat me! You...you bastard..."

Before he could say it, he was hit hard on the stomach again.

Gu Beiqiao grabbed his hair and dragged him out, feeling greasy in the palm of his hands, and didn't know how much styling water he had sprayed on these locks of hair.

The leggings were still struggling, and they yelled: "You fucking don't pull my hair! I just got a hairstyle that cost a few hundred dollars! Oh shit, let go of you!"

"I hate you, uncle! You bitch! Peng Yan! You have no conscience! You lied to my feelings and told this bitch to beat me! I won't let you go! Peng Yan! Come out!"

Although Gu Beiqiao seems to be frail, his figure is not strong enough, but the leggings are too weak, his small arms and legs are as thin as sticks, and he is short, so Gu Beiqiao Beiqiao's chin, the only meaty place on his body is his butt.

"Get out!" Gu Beiqiao opened the door, trying to drag him out.

The strength of the tights seems to be on twisting the buttocks and swearing, and the two hands are limp, trying to push Gu Beiqiao away, but he can't push it away. Lose.

"Don't, don't! I won't scold you anymore, can you call Peng Yan out? I'll just ask him a word!" After being pushed out, the man in tight pants grabbed the door frame, preventing Gu Beiqiao from closing the door.

Gu Beiqiao frowned at him, "Let go."

The hand in the leggings was on the door frame, forgive him for not daring to close the door, and confronted him, "You tell Peng Yan to come out!"

"You let go!"

"Call Peng Yan out!"

The two stared at each other for a long time, neither of them would give in.

In the end, Gu Beiqiao couldn't bear it any longer. He spent a long time in ink with this man in tight pants who was dressed like a shemale in the early morning. He didn't even wash his face, and he stopped talking nonsense with him, and closed the door directly.

The fingers of the tights were caught in the crack of the door, and he screamed in pain.

At this time, Peng Yan was also awakened by the screams, and hurriedly went out to see what was going on, and didn't even have time to put on his slippers.

"Xiaoqiao, who was calling just now?"

Gu Beiqiao pointed to the door, "A transgressive person."

"Ah?" Peng Yan looked outside suspiciously, and opened the door, only to see that the tight pants were pinching his fingers and crying like rain, and the eyeliner was all faded, pasted around the eye sockets, like a ghost.

"Zhou Xiaofeng, what are you doing here?"

When the leggings saw Peng Yan, they cried even harder, and they were about to fall on him as soon as their waist softened, but Peng Yan dodged in time, so they had to hold on to the wall to stand firm, and cried: "It's not that little bitch! Man, when he saw me coming to you, he not only scolded me, but also beat me. Look at my hand, even if he pinched it on purpose, it would be broken! Do you still like such a person? Are you blind!"

Gu Beiqiao heard him open his eyes and talk nonsense, and explained: "This person scolded me first, so I..."

Peng Yan glanced awkwardly at Gu Beiqiao who was standing behind him, and said: "I know, I don't blame you." Then he turned around and whispered to Zhou Xiaofeng: "You are enough, didn't I tell you not to come?" Are you bothering me?"

Zhou Xiaofeng stood at the door, looking at him sadly, "If you accept me, won't I stop bothering you?"

"I don't like you like this, and..." Peng Yan coughed lightly, "Let me tell you, I have a date, so give up." He was about to close the door.

Zhou Xiaofeng hurriedly resisted the door to prevent him from closing it, poked his head out from behind the door, showing an aggrieved expression, "Last time you asked your friend to lie to me that it was your new boyfriend, and I knew it was fake just by looking at it. , this time you posted a photo with this little bitch in Moments again, do you think I will believe it? You just want me to let go, so I won't!"

Peng Yan sneered, "You don't believe it? Although it was fake last time, it's true this time. We've already lived together. Otherwise, you think I'm too busy to take friends home every day? Don't you know how to check? Go and check the little one." Is Qiao a friend I knew before? If I can find out, I’m the loser!" After finishing speaking, he deliberately put his arms around Gu Beiqiao to look intimate, and even straightened his collar for Gu Beiqiao.

Gu Beiqiao tried to push him away with some resistance, but he heard Peng Yan whispering in his ear while arranging his clothes: "Do me a favor." He didn't move anymore.

Zhou Xiaofeng's eyes widened, and he said angrily, "Xiao Qiao? Is a man called such a name Sao? You're not Zhou Yu!"

"I don't need to bother you, don't bother us in the future, I have nothing to do with you, why do you keep pestering me?" Peng Yan impatiently gestured to close the door.

Zhou Xiaofeng came to the door again, and asked with red eyes: "Peng Yan, let me ask you again, are you serious this time?"

Peng Yan looked straight into his eyes and said word by word: "That's right, it's true."

"Okay, okay, okay, I won't just let it go, you couple, let's wait and see!" Zhou Xiaofeng stomped his feet viciously, stroked the hair that looked like a cockscomb being pulled by Gu Beiqiao, and turned around Walked into the corridor.

Only then did Peng Yan let go of the hand on Gu Beiqiao's shoulder, closed the door, lay down on the sofa, and sighed, "I'm really sorry, I used you as a shield."

Gu Beiqiao sat down in front of him, and asked with some doubts: "He...why is he pestering you?"

Peng Yan rolled his eyes, "Zhou Xiaofeng is just crazy!"

Gu Beiqiao felt tense when he heard this word, and only heard Peng Yan continue: "Three months ago, my friend and I went to an Internet cafe to play games, and Zhou Xiaofeng was sitting next to me at that time. I thought his skills were pretty good, so I added I played with my friends, and we got to know each other later. Once I went to a bar to hang out, and it was... um, GAY, you know?"

Gu Beiqiao shook his head, "Give it? What is it?"

"It's a gay bar, I won't hide it from you, I'm bisexual, and I've had girlfriends and boyfriends before, but don't worry, you're still young, I'm not the kind of crazy person who will attack everyone. "

Gu Beiqiao was stunned, "Boyfriend? Just now that person said he was your boyfriend...you..."

"No, no, no," Peng Yan hurriedly waved his hands, "I have nothing to do with him. Didn't I go to a gay bar to have fun, and he happened to be there too. When he saw me, he knew that I was his kind. Since that day, I have been pestering him. I want to be with me. I really don’t like that type, so I keep rejecting him, and he just doesn’t give up. Last week when Lao Zhang came to play with me, I asked him to play my boyfriend. Later, Zhou Xiaofeng I don’t know how to find out that Lao Zhang and I are college roommates, just good buddies. In fact, I asked you to live with me for selfish reasons. I deliberately posted a photo with you in the circle of friends yesterday, saying that you It's mine..." Speaking of this, Peng Yan quickly glanced at Gu Beiqiao, and seeing that he didn't look unhappy, he continued: "I said you were my cohabiting boyfriend, who knew that he would kill me early this morning, this A person's mind is really sick, so we don't need to bother with him, he will probably figure it out after a while."

Gu Beiqiao understood now, and then asked strangely: "Can men also like men?"

"What's wrong with that? Whoever you like is your own business, regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, and sexual orientation is innate, and there is no way to change it. Why? Have you never met a homosexual?"

Gu Beiqiao shook his head. He has been in the spring community for more than ten years, and he has never seen two men living together. But if there are gays, they would not dare to live in the community. Those who chat in the parking lot people should be able to drown them with their spittle alone.

"Slowly you will know." Seeing that he was still thinking, Peng Yan said, "Maybe one day you will find that you also like men."

In the afternoon, Gu Beiqiao went to work at the milk tea shop as usual. Peng Yan walked with him near the intersection and handed him a spare key, "I went to the Internet cafe. I have an event with my friends tonight. I guess I will go back later. You know the way. Right? Can I go back by myself?"

Gu Beiqiao took the key and waved at him, "Remember, you can go."

Peng Yan was not at home when Gu Beiqiao went back in the evening. He took out a bottle of Wang Zai from the refrigerator, unzipped the ring of the can, sat on the sofa and turned on the TV, which was playing the hit Mary Sue In a romantic drama, the heroine with Barbie pink lips is crying innocently. The hero reprimands the heroine because of a misunderstanding, "It's all because of you! You killed her!"

The hostess just shook her head in tears: "No, that's not the case, listen to my explanation!"

Male lead: "Will what I saw with my own eyes still be fake? Do you still have to argue!"

"No! Listen to my explanation, okay? It's not like this..." The heroine just kept shaking her head, and the second male comforted her, but everyone was beaten to death and refused to tell the truth.

Gu Beiqiao didn't have the patience to wait for the two to clear up the misunderstanding, so he simply changed the channel and tuned to Animal World to watch it with relish.

When he saw the wolves under the moonlight, he suddenly thought of a fool with a round cropped head and two pointed canine teeth. He should have gone to the capital with Aunt Zhao and Uncle Chen. I don’t know how his illness is getting better. .

After watching for a while, Gu Beiqiao turned off the TV and went to take a shower. He heard the sound of the door lock opening just after washing, and Peng Yan came back.

Gu Beiqiao poked his head out to look at him, then froze, "Brother Peng, what's wrong with your face?"

Peng Yan touched his bruised cheekbones, and hurried to the bathroom to look in the mirror, "You're not disfigured, are you? Fuck me, your face is torn!"

Gu Beiqiao walked to the door, saw him grinning and looking at his face in all directions, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Peng Yan took out a band-aid and put it on his face in front of the mirror, and said in a heartless way: "Oh, I am really unlucky. I encountered a psychopath in the morning and another one in the evening. I was going to have an affair with my friends in the Internet cafe in the afternoon. Come on, we had a meal together in the evening, and when we came back, we met a silly beep, and we started fighting. That silly beep was quite capable of tossing around, he dared to fight the three of us one by one, and his chest would be pierced by him Yes, but he suffered a lot, and in the end we held down, hammered and kicked him several times."

Gu Beiqiao thought for a while, and guessed: "Could it be the person Zhou Xiaofeng is looking for?"

"Probably not." Peng Yan lifted his clothes, looked at the bruises on his ribs, and cursed again, "If it's really Zhou Xiaofeng, if I caught him, I would have to shave his cockscomb head and his thin arms. It’s gone.” Touching the wound, he found that it didn’t hurt much, and asked again: “By the way, you didn’t take the road to the night market tonight, did you?”

"No, I didn't go there."

"That's good. It's a good thing you didn't go that way, otherwise you might meet that idiot too. Forget it, let's have a good memory in the future, and don't just be a good-hearted person anymore. It's really going downhill, Lu Dongbin And the dog, the farmer and the snake, me and the silly beep!"

Seeing him scolding happily, Gu Beiqiao coughed lightly and reminded him: "Brother Peng, don't be angry, go to sleep."

Peng Yan nodded hurriedly, "Oh yes, go to bed early, staying up late is not good for your skin."

Seeing that there was nothing wrong with him, Gu Beiqiao retreated to the bedroom in peace.

The author has something to say: Since the author doesn't like weak shou, mother shou (mother in appearance and character), and short shou very much, the leggings are destined to be cannon fodder!

Don't worry!The footsteps of the fool are really near! ! !It's going to be sweet!real!