[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales

I bought a set of men's clothes just to make it easier to act alone sometimes, but the princess is beautiful, and wearing men's clothes is much more eye-catching than wearing women's clothes, so Gan Lin decided to wear more women's clothes.

Of course, the main reason is that Thrushcross is always by his side. If he wears men's clothes, Gan Lin will probably have to get a male breast to replace the female breast, and then put a male breast on the fake female breast... Anyway, it is to create A feeling that you think I am a woman disguised as a man, but in reality I am a man disguised as a woman and then a woman disguised as a man.

The difficulty is so high that Gan Lin feels a headache when he thinks about it.

"The brain hurts because you are not a woman. You don't know that some women's breasts are not small, but they can be much flatter than silicone when tightened. It’s good to feel like the real breasts are tight, and there’s no need to stuff silicone into them.” After the system appeared, he said lazily and contemptuously.

[What you said is a good suggestion, which solved my problem, but also raised a new problem, that is, where should I hide my silicone bra so that it will not be discovered by thrushes?I've had a hard time hiding gold the size of my thumb, let alone a silicone bra that big. 】

Gan Lin pondered, and then flatteringly guided the system to the purpose he said so much:

[Ah Tong, do you have that kind of space for me to put things? 】

"Think too much, it's too expensive! No money! Find a way to solve it yourself!" The system said as it should.

【Oh, then what are you doing here?out of context?Didn't you say that you think that the content of a weird liberal arts student like me with a coquettish posture should be strictly controlled, so you plan to wait for me to finish a world, and then cut the story together and put it on the Internet? 】

Gan Lin instantly became cold and asked coldly.

The system also said: "You think I'm willing to come here, but the company found out that one-sixth of your discussions are about me, and you're going to participate in the next event, so the company asked me to interact with you more. , improve the content that can be watched in the next event."

[Your company is really purposeful and sensitive to the market. 】

Gan Lin is convinced of this company. Sometimes he thinks it is rubbish, and sometimes he thinks it is not bad.

"Anyway, I will pay attention to your side in the future, so you can get used to my occasional online complaints. If you have any questions, you can tell me, and I will reply in time." The system mechanical voice said business-like, "By the way, If I show up or leave, you don’t have to say hello or say goodbye to me, so you don’t have to worry about editing, this is what the editing system Q, which specializes in event broadcast content, asked me to notify you.”

【Oh. 】

After Gan Lin finished speaking nonchalantly, he stopped chatting with the system, because Thrush has already returned.

But as soon as Huameizui approached, Gan Lin immediately disliked him and said, "Didn't you go to take a bath, why are you still smelling of alcohol?"

Thrush raised her eyebrows chicly: "It's only when a man smells good, you don't understand."

In fact, he was just afraid that Charlotte would be familiar with his smell, and that once he approached Charlotte as a king, he would be exposed; and the smell of wine could be pretended to be an artifact to cover the smell of sweat on the tramp, and the tramp Their identities are not abrupt even together.

Appearance, identity, voice, body odor, he can do everything he can to pretend. If it weren't for the fact that a hunched back is not good for the spine, he would still pretend to be a hunchback.

Thrushcross has made a lot of efforts for this identity design, which can be said to be very dedicated.

But Gan Lin didn't know, he looked at Thrushcross as if he was looking at a mentally retarded.Of course, even if Gan Lin knew about it, Gan Lin felt that Thrushomizui was mentally handicapped compared to what Huameizui said.

The ignorant Thrush opened the other side of the quilt and was about to go to bed, but Gan Lin pushed back the quilt that Thrush had lifted.

"Man," Gan Lin emphasized these two words, and threatened with a smile, "If you want to sleep in the same bed with me in the future, wash me off the smell of alcohol."

"Wives should listen to their husbands! You can't make arbitrary demands." Thrush blushed forcefully, pretending that she was a homeless man who was obviously poor to death.

Gan Lin sneered when he heard this, grabbed his hair with one hand, pushed him in front of him, and said with a ferocious smile: "Listen well, when this princess is showing off her might, you don't know where? The tail is tucked in the street. I am indeed down now, but I am not easy to bully. Many nobles will find a rope to hang themselves when they are humiliated. I am different from them. Let’s see if I can survive or not , this princess will have to take a back when she dies! So, when I can live with you, please respect my living habits!"

At the beginning, Huameizui walked towards Gan Lin's pulling direction without any struggle, because he was afraid of the wig falling off; afterward, he didn't struggle, because he was bluffed by Gan Lin's words and deeds.

Gan Lin also knew that Thrushcross's hair was fake when he grabbed it, but he was concerned about the plot, so he tried not to expose it as much as possible. Fortunately, Thrushcross also has a strong sense of crisis, so that the image of the homeless man in front of Charlotte was not exposed.

"Did you hear clearly?" Gan Lin asked with a grin, his forehead was almost touching Thrushcross's forehead, so Thrushcross could feel Gan Lin's oppression in all directions.

The situation was pressing, so Huameizui had no choice but to say unwillingly: "Speak up if you have something to say, don't be so angry, I'll just go take a bath again."

Forget it, when he appears in front of Charlotte as a king in the future, it will be fine to spread some perfume on his body.

Thrush comforted himself.

He definitely wasn't forced to change by Charlotte, it's just that Charlotte was too rebellious, so he was being flexible.

After leaving the room, Thrushcross went to wake up the inn manager who lived in a small room behind the counter. Thrush didn't come alone, he also brought a few people who watched him and Charlotte's room all the time. servants.

"You, you, you, what are you going to do?" The store manager was frightened by the weird people who came to him aggressively and did not sleep in the middle of the night, "Is there anything we can discuss with money."

But he didn't take out the paper money, but a paper money landed lightly in front of him.

"Open another room and boil some more hot water. I want to take a shower." Among the weirdos, the homeless man who was the leader of the group seemed to have encountered something. It's the same as being aggrieved, and said unhappily.

It turned out that it was just to boil hot water and take a bath, so why not come here and talk?As for making such a big battle?

The store manager was so frightened that he almost knelt down and cried bitterly.

As for why this weird leader has to wash again in the middle of the night, he doesn't want to gossip at all, he just wants to provide good service to these uncles now without complaint, and then send them away safely.

Don't come back after you leave!Please!

The store manager prayed to the gods very devoutly.

Thrushmouth, who had finally washed himself clean and recovered his natural body odor, returned to his and Charlotte's room.

He figured it out, in fact, this is also good, lest the smell of alcohol always attract flies and mosquitoes.

Besides, although Charlotte threatened him, it was not a threat about any major matter. When he asked Charlotte to do housework and be his assistant, Charlotte was still very obedient, so it was okay to follow Charlotte once.

Thrush, who had adjusted her mood, locked the door refreshedly and went to bed.

It was already late after washing, and Thrushcross thought that Gan Lin must have fallen asleep, but unexpectedly, Gan Lin turned around, approached him to sniff, and said with satisfaction: "That's right, please keep like this in the future."

The atmosphere was bad when he was approached before, but now the atmosphere is just right, Thrushcross looked at Gan Lin who approached proactively, and his face suddenly turned red.

Fortunately, Gan Lin left quickly and satisfied, and the breath that Huameizui held was free again.

"Good night." Gan Lin said subconsciously before falling asleep.

"Good night." Thrush couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth, and said cherishingly.

[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales