[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales

This is an incomparably long journey over mountains and ridges, and Thrush has a deep understanding of what it means to lift a rock and drop it on one's own foot.

And Gan Lin's feet were already worn out, so even if he was supported by Thrush, the deep and shallow steps made him very uncomfortable.

Gan Lin wanted to distract some attention, so he raised the topic: "Hey, even if I don't want to admit it, I'm married to you, can I know your name?"

Thrush was frowning and sweating, and wholeheartedly supporting Charlotte, who almost threw her whole body weight on him. When he heard this question suddenly, he raised his head to look at this always arrogant and rude woman, and found that When the woman asked the question, she looked straight ahead, not at him.

But the sunlight scattered in the forest fell on her face, blurring the sharpness of her eyes and expression, and covering her with a moving soft light. This profile is really heart-warming.

And although her expression was still cold and arrogant, it was rare to want to understand what he meant in those words. When Thrushcross realized this, her heart wanted to dance involuntarily for a moment.

"My name is Hubert." After thinking for a moment, Thrush made up a random name to deal with it.

"How much is your current property?" Gan Lin continued to ask, he wanted to know Thrushcross's position as a homeless person.

"Why do you ask this? Happiness is the most important thing." Hua Meizui imagined that he was a homeless man, and his sense of substitution was too heavy. He felt a little uncomfortable when asked about this incomplete part of himself.

Happy you asshole!

Gan Lin rolled his conspicuous eyes, and said angrily, "We are husband and wife now, it's not too much to know about our family background, it's not the time when we didn't get on the same boat together."

After thinking about it, Huameizui felt that what Gan Lin said was right, and her resistance was much less, so she replied straightforwardly: "Zero, I don't earn much, and I can live a day is a day." She has made up her mind to become a man who relies on infinite wisdom to eat. The thrush of the homeless man is extremely confident even if he sets himself penniless.

It's too ruthless, not a penny is reserved.

Gan Lin's face was full of blood, he squinted his eyes and immediately asked: "How do you usually get money?"

"Learn everything, and do everything blindly." Thrush has paved the way for the various talents and wisdom he will show Gan Lin in the future, and is fascinated by his own deep thinking.

It is estimated that I haven't compiled anything yet, so I can deal with it casually.

However, Gan Lin interpreted the words of Huameizui in this way.

"How are you going to raise me?" Gan Lin's eyes widened, and he asked questions that he would ask immediately during a blind date, "Or do you have any plans for my future? I was a princess before I married you, and I never You know that you have worked." But generally, people who ask this kind of question are weird.

But Huameizui didn't mind the rude repeated questions, but his eyes lit up, thinking: unexpectedly, he got to the point so quickly.

"Cough," Thrush cleared his throat, "I don't ask much, just do the housework well and help me out, just like the wives of ordinary people."

God damn doesn't ask for much, I found a nanny and a work assistant by the way, you are so beautiful!

Gan Lin sneered, turned his head and remained silent.

"What do you mean by laughing? Charlotte, this is how people at the bottom live. If you marry a noble king, of course you will enjoy better treatment than when you were a princess, but you are married to me now. We have to live down-to-earth." Hua Meizui educated earnestly, babbling like real poor people.

Gan Lin smiled but said, "You think too much. I didn't say to do it, but I also didn't say not to do it. You have lived outside the palace for a long time and are familiar with everything. Of course, I will follow your thoughts for the time being."

???

Simply agree?

He has just successfully passed the stage of persuasion education and completed the first step of education?

The thrush mouth is unbelievable.

Although Charlotte only said to follow temporarily, Thrushcross knows how rare it is for her to be so proud and arrogant.

Of course, Charlotte might just agree to it so easily because she didn't know how hard the job he assigned was, but since she agreed, he would definitely take good care of Charlotte's temper.

As the king of a neighboring country, Thrushcross, as a royal family member who is close to Charlotte's age, grew up listening to everyone's criticism of Charlotte, so although he has noticed that Charlotte is not so real and so supercilious , but I still prefer that even if Charlotte knows how to face reality, that kind of understanding is only a flash in the pan.

"But..." Gan Lin continued, but his voice suddenly became freezing cold, "But you better really have an idea, otherwise if my idea makes more money than you, you have to listen to me. Do you have any comments?"

Thrushcross's smile was a bit stiff, but he still said bravely: "Of course, who would dislike making more money? And if you have an idea, I don't bother to think about it, it's pretty good."

How could he, who was touted as the youngest and most promising king by countless people, lose to this arrogant princess who was raised in a palace and had never seen much of the world?

Thrush raised his chin slightly, his gaze was as firm as his thoughts.

"Hey, let me make a suggestion." Gan Lin ignored Thrushcross's fighting action, but frowned and said in distaste, "Your chin seems to be a little raised, and with such... such a wild and unruly beard, It's more upturned. So don't lift your chin, it's a bit ugly."

Hmph, it made his delicate skin itchy, I wanted to scratch it all the time, it was so annoying.This skin is the best in the world he has ever experienced!

Anyway, he has already set up a character who speaks ruthlessly. Gan Lin uses this to improve his living conditions with peace of mind, and is not afraid to continue to offend this king who thinks he is "open-minded"... Well, now it is Huber, a poor boy who is open-minded. special.

you! ! !

Facing the same ridicule, the same condescension, and the same ruthlessness, Thrush gritted his teeth at Gan Lin in his heart, wishing he could step on the ground with Gan Lin's arrogance.

"You used to be a princess, and someone protected you, but it's different now. You are a commoner, and you are very likely to be thrown into prison for speaking like this." Thrush said with a serious face.

"I used to say things like this and still make people uncomfortable, and I was still scolded, exactly the same as now," Gan Lin said blankly, and the content was very embarrassing. "As for saying the wrong thing and going to jail? Don't worry, I have been educated in etiquette , knowing what to say and what not to say."

you know shit!

Received a fart etiquette education!

Thrushcross's face was almost uncontrollable, and he was as mad as he was in his heart.

"That's pretty good." Thrush gritted his teeth and smiled.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense about teaching me, let's hurry up and leave this mountain, or we won't go down the mountain after dark." Gan Lin said impatiently.

Hello!Who started the chattering first, wasn't it you? !

oh!Now if you don't want to talk, you just dislike others, right?

Why are you a woman so shameless!

Huameizui was so angry that Gan Lin's shameless inversion of black and white made her stomach ache.

Different from Thrush's heart that is often irritated, after Gan Lin accepted the presumptuous princess setting, he indulged himself very much, saying whatever he wanted, even if he didn't want to say it, it's cool to be an arrogant person who doesn't care about the eyes of the outside world. He felt more and more that having such an experience in his life was really exciting.

No wonder the system has always been so sloppy, sloppy is an addiction.

If you don't have to think about the consequences of being stepped on in the future, life on the rampage every day is pretty good.

Gan Lin is obsessed with his wanton princess persona and can't extricate himself.

Gan Lin enjoys it, but Thrush suffers from it.

In order to educate Charlotte through hard work earlier, Thrushcross accelerated the pace of walking, and they quickly climbed over a mountain and arrived at a place where there are people.

Gan Lin originally thought he was going to sleep on the street, but he didn't expect that Hua Meizui took him to a hotel.

"You... didn't you say you don't have any money?" Gan Lin asked speechlessly.

"Your father gave me some travel expenses so that I can take you away." Huameizui explained confidently.

In fact, it was not. When the servant handed the water bottle to Thrushcross, Thrushcross asked the servant for it. Because he thought about it, it was too difficult to go back to China on foot. To climb this mountain, he had to go through a small A plain, one more valley, one more mountain to reach his country.

In other countries, it is not easy to use his people to carry out the act of "showing his extraordinary wisdom", let alone design to torment Charlotte, so he pretended to get some money from the old king, pretending to be a man with money in his pocket temporarily tramp.

Anyway, Charlotte doesn't know the sufferings of the world, even if they live frugally along the way and can leave some money, Charlotte will spend it soon.

Thrushcross mouth is so convinced.

"Two rooms!" Hua Meizui said after asking about the price, throwing some money at will.

Gan Lin withheld the money the store manager wanted, and said with a smile, "One room."

The man resisted the desire to ask for two rooms for the sake of gentlemanly etiquette, but the beauty could not wait to ask for one room...

After the store manager finished his brain, his expression suddenly became ambiguous.

"We are husband and wife." Gan Lin added slowly, then gave Thrushcross a stern look, and said fiercely, "Don't try to get rid of me, I just want to snore at night so that you can't sleep, just keep on snoring. Going to the bathroom makes you sleepless, but you bear with me!"

The store manager's envious expression of staring at Thrushcross mouth instantly turned into sincere pity.

ha?

Thrushmouth was in a daze from beginning to end.

After the store manager gave them the room key and pointed out the direction, and the two of them checked in, Huameizui asked, "What happened just now?"

"The store manager thought too much. I didn't want to spoil my reputation, so I just made it up." Gan Lin excitedly took off the white dress that might get dirty when he saw the bed, and carefully but quickly took off the clothes with gold hidden deep inside. After pushing the shoes to the bottom of the bed, he got on the bed with a natural expression.

"You..." Thrushcross's face immediately burned extremely quickly.

Of course, Gan Lin is wearing tight underwear and underwear to modify the figure, not naked/naked, but this sudden action of undressing, the white, tender and tight waist that separates the underwear and underwear, is a man It will be difficult to calm down, okay?

Huameizui picked up a fan that was randomly placed in the room to dissipate heat from her head.

"Didn't you say that you have learned etiquette? What do you look like?" Hua Meizui sternly taught while reluctantly replaying the beauty in her mind.

"Anyway, we are husband and wife, so we have to get used to this kind of thing." Gan Lin said indifferently.

In fact, the bigger reason that drove him to do this was that he wanted to share a ghost room with two big men who had already become husband and wife?It's just a waste of money.

Couples... get used to...

Huameizui blushed even more just listening to it.

But he thought that he was here to educate Charlotte, and that in the future, he would make Charlotte yearn for him as a king involuntarily, and deeply regret that he had not accepted his marriage proposal as a king, so Charlotte could not She has the slightest liking for the identity of the tramp Hubert, on the contrary, she must also hate the tramp Hubert!

Alas, it's all his fault. Even with this desolate makeup, he still can't stop his charm. Charlotte, who has always been proud and noble, accidentally accepted his husband's identity.

When she was narcissistic, although Thrushcross knew it well, she still selectively and temporarily forgot the fact that Charlotte disliked even the noble him, let alone the fact that she suddenly fell in love with him who deliberately pretended to be ugly.

"Let me tell you first, although we are husband and wife, there is someone I love deeply in my heart, so you will only be my wife, but you will never be the one I love." One day, the bride said something very scumbag.

What Huameizui said was a lie, but Gan Lin, who didn't know the complete content of the fairy tale, took it seriously and thought it was the setting of the story.

Why, he said, why would a rich, powerful and excellent king go to so much trouble to marry an arrogant princess? Apart from the fact that the princess is very beautiful and the king is narrow-minded and wants revenge, there must be something in the king's heart The bright moonlight came, so he just married a princess to be his queen, regardless of whether it was because of true love or not.

It's really bloody, but he likes it~

Raid the kind of scumbag who abuses your body and mind, and then watch him continue to fall under your pomegranate skirt, and then abuse his body!abuse his heart!Ouch, don't be so cool!

Gan Lin felt that he seemed to have some idea of ​​how to guide the emotional direction of this article.

According to the system, the content of the motif is content that can resonate with people's emotions or memories. By analogy, in fact, the subject matter of abuse of scum is also content that can resonate with people for a long time.

Hehehe...

Gan Lin, the playwright, was happy in his heart, but on his face, he cast a cold glance at Thrushcross's mouth with eyes as cold as a millennium ice cellar, disappointed but said in relief, "I will remember."

For some reason, Thrushcross suddenly had a bad premonition.

[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales