[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales

What was the first thing Gan Lin did when he became a princess?

Hiding money of course!

The motif of "The Thrushcross King" is that the princess will be forced to marry the poor by her father in the future, and will be tortured by the poor. Although I know that the poor are not really poor, but pretended to be the Thrushcross King, but they are tortured even if they have no money. The desolate experience is definitely to be experienced, so you must accumulate some money. When you are too hungry, you can exchange for some delicious food to survive. Of course, the scene of stealing food can be reduced by the scissors system.

With his own desire to help the poor in the future, Gan Lin, who finally has the status of a noble princess, is not addicted to enjoying the treatment of the status of a princess. He pretended to go to the toilet on the mountain, and no one was allowed to follow him. He pretended to squat in pits to dig pits to hide money in various hidden corners.

"Charlotte, why did you run out again? Didn't I say that you will choose your future husband in a few days? Dress yourself up and make a good impression on others." The old king found out again After Gan Lin left, he brought the princess's stepmother, the new queen, to talk to Gan Lin.

"I'm about to leave. I heard that many of them come from abroad, so I'm very likely to marry far away. Can't I finally appreciate the mountains and rivers of my motherland?" Gan Lin looked at the old king resentfully.

"Well, go and enjoy it." The old king said with a headache, his voice was very severe, "but you'd better not be a moth like before, you are definitely going to marry off, these young talents are The last batch of men you can pick, so you have to pick one and marry anyway."

Gan Lin continued to laugh flamboyantly, shaking the fan in his hand and did not speak.

"Even if you don't agree, you have to agree!"

The old king threw down a sentence, and angrily wanted to drag the new queen away, but the new queen who had been serving as the background board gently let the old king go first, saying that she had something to say to the child.

The old king was a little strange. After all, the new queen was afraid of Charlotte's resentment and ridicule, so she didn't take much part in educating Charlotte, but he was a little relieved that the new queen finally mustered up the courage to be Charlotte's mother.

"Then I'll go first." Unlike the violent temper towards his daughter, the old king whispered to the new queen, but after whispering, he yelled at Gan Lin, "Talk to your mother well, don't disrespect her! "

Such warnings are often counterproductive.

Gan Lin looked at the back of the old king who was gradually leaving, and sighed for the old king's low EQ.

"Retire, too." The new queen called out the palace servants again.

What is this for?So cover up.

Gan Lin thought vigilantly, very puzzled.

"My child," the new queen took out the handkerchief she had prepared for a long time and gave it to Gan Lin, uneasy but said kindly, "I heard that you have been urinating frequently and urgently recently. This is the solution I asked the doctor to prescribe for me in my name." Way, you take it."

A very warm and careful stepmother, afraid of hurting her daughter's self-esteem, she dismissed everyone, and the solution was prescribed in her name.

but! Yes!

What the hell is urgency, frequent urination and incessant urination? ! !

Emotional intelligence is the same as the princess father, you still have to practice.

Gan Lin kept staring at the new queen while complaining in his heart. The unconfident new queen shrank more and more sensitively under Gan Lin's gaze, but still firmly handed over the handkerchief. Gan Lin took the handkerchief, looked at it, Ask: "Where did you draw the conclusions I need?"

The new queen immediately panicked and said: "It's none of your maid's business, don't scold them, it's because you often go to the mountain forest and you have to find a toilet not long after, I have relatives who live near there, I found it by accident, no, no, I The relatives didn't find out, she told me in doubt, and then I came to the conclusion myself, just blame me." She was so panicked that she was almost incoherent.

In fact, those mountains and forests are inaccessible, and Gan Lin has also observed the surroundings. As far as he and the palace servants he brought, how could his relatives have such a good sight and such a good hiding ability? Later, I was afraid that the princess would blame the talkative palace servants.

Very kind but also a little brainless.

In order to fit his personality, Gan Lin continued to say coldly: "What am I to blame? I'm about to be kicked out, and I can't blame anyone else."

The new queen scratched her skirt in bewilderment, not knowing what to do with the complaint.

Gan Lin saw it in his eyes. In fact, he had no resistance to such a good-looking, kind and gentle young lady, so he immediately said, "Go back."

The new queen was relieved, and immediately turned around with a "hey".

But the new queen hadn't walked a few steps when she heard the princess say in a disembodied voice: "Help me take care of my father."

She turned her head in surprise, only to see the princess who had been defiant all this time entering the inner room.

Could it be that the rebellious and defiant princess actually has a soft heart?

Although it is said that the old king is concerned, the new queen, who is kind and empathetic, is a little moved, and letting her take care of the old king, does it secretly mean that the princess has finally recognized her, and the new queen is even more excited after thinking about it .

Gan Lin quietly raised the curtain of the inner room, and saw the happy back of the new queen with satisfaction.

The system said that he should come up with a new educational story, but Gan Lin has no idea at the moment. If it is a good story, it is not good for the princess’s character to be too flat, and the originally arrogant princess regretted it after being hit by a poor husband. When the truth is revealed, she quickly gets along with the king who beat her. Even if such a princess has no arrogance, she still gives people a feeling that she dislikes the poor and loves the rich, or that she has a brain hole. Set up the image of a tough-mouthed and soft-hearted princess.

The day to choose a husband is coming soon, because the system has said that the research shows that the more suitable for the motif, the better, so Gan Lin followed the motif and mocked the young talents who came to compete to be his husband indiscriminately.

Yes, we must ridicule indiscriminately. If we only ridicule some people, those people will feel hurt in addition to being angry. But if we ridicule all of them indiscriminately, everyone can think that the real problem is the princess besides anger. .

"Too fat, like a ball, I don't want it."

"Too thin, like a skeleton, I don't want it."

"Too much hair, like a savage, I don't want it."

"I have so little hair, I'm going bald, I don't want it."

"..."

Gan Lin used his barren adjectives to criticize the strangers who had no grievances against him. Although these strangers are not very handsome, there is really no big problem. Being picked on, Gan Lin felt guilty while speaking.

Finally the last one appeared, an extremely handsome man.

I heard from the palace servants who were constantly introducing Gan Lin that he was the only one who came here who was the king, the king of the richest country, tall and straight, handsome...

"Hello, beautiful princess, my name is Ansair, and I am the king from a neighboring country."

...The mouth is still sweet, polite, and unhurried.

Among the suitors, he is the best, and he should be the king of thrush mouth.

Seeing the princess who had always been poisonous in her mouth stop, and seeing that the last suitor stopped mocking, the old king who was watching from the side was secretly relieved. Although King Thrushmouth remained calm, his eyes were a little more confident.

But after a long silence, Princess Charlotte said in a more disdainful tone: "The chin is too upturned, and it becomes even more upturned when you move it, like a thrush mouth. I don't want it."

In conscience, King Thrushcross's chin is really not very raised, just like the problem of the young talent before, but for the sake of the plot, Gan Lin covered his conscience and said the last critical and rude words.

"You!" The old king couldn't take it anymore, he walked up to Gan Lin, pointed at Gan Lin with his trembling fingers, "I don't have such an arrogant daughter like you, I swear I will let you marry me later The first tramp I met when I left the palace, let you know what it's like to be looked down upon in the future!"

Hey, it's too much, although my daughter is very rude, but it's too much to educate her with a lifetime of happiness, as if she doesn't love her at all.

Gan Lin glanced at the old king, then at the Thrushcross King standing in front of her besides the old king.

Facing such a farce from a foreign country, and facing Princess Charlotte, the object of marriage proposal who was punished just after mocking herself, Thrush kept her expression as before, and did not express her opinion, acting like a calm and wise king.

"Don't you regret making such a decision?" Gan Lin sat up straight, staring at the old king seriously.

"As a princess of a country, one must act like a princess. You are too arrogant to continue to be a princess." The old king said righteously.

Gan Lin let out a long breath, closed his eyes and rubbed his temples, then stood up, without saying hello to anyone in the palace, just walked away in silence.

When you have no ideas, silence is a more flexible way to advance and retreat, so that you can comment on your behavior later.

Gan Lin gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

"Don't pretend you didn't hear it. I am the king. I will do what I say." The old king shouted behind Gan Lin.

Ah.

Gan Lin didn't turn his head back, and waved a lot of casserole-sized fists in his heart to the old king who had no emotional intelligence.

Because the old king said that he would marry Gan Lin to the first homeless man he met when he left the palace, so after Gan Lin returned to his residence, he let the maids serve good wine and meat. It's the last good meal.

With the heroic mood of "the wind is rustling, the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone", Gan Lin ate extremely boldly and fast, his stomach soon became round, and his heart quickly became satisfied.

Feeling drowsy after eating and drinking, Gan Lin just lay down on a clean table to sleep in order to be better for his stomach.

Halfway through the dream, Gan Lin was woken up, and it was the old maid who had been sternly beside the old king.

The old maid brought a few thick-armed and round-waisted maids and forced Gan Lin to change into a simple white dress, took off Gan Lin's crown and jewelry, and only put some fresh flowers on Gan Lin.

Gan Lin struggled at first, but later learned that the king had found the homeless man, and when he wanted to prepare a quick wedding for his daughter and the homeless man, Gan Lin stopped struggling and waited for the maid to finish her work with a face as cold as ice.

"Okay." The old maid was about to let the maids drive Gan Lin, but Gan Lin stopped her.

"Since I'm dressed so plainly, then help me take off my makeup too." Gan Lin said contemptuously.

The old maid looked at Gan Lin's red lips and golden red eyeshadow, and thought for a while that this gorgeous and delicate makeup did not match the overall look. Besides, the princess asked for it, so she did it respectfully, and was not at all disdainful by the princess. heart.

In fact, Gan Lin just thought that if he went out to suffer, he would not be able to remove his makeup properly. If he didn't remove his makeup properly, it would definitely be bad for his skin, so he specifically asked for it.

The beauty of the princess is really beyond words. Even after removing the makeup, the eyebrows are still clear, the eyelashes are still thick and long, and the already big eyes are enlarged, the skin is fair and delicate, and the lip color is a natural gentle bean paste color.

After removing the makeup, it does not have the smell of a holy angel.

Apparently it was the first time for the old maid to see the princess taking off her make-up, she stood there blankly for a while, only to recover under Gan Lin's still arrogant gaze, and took Gan Lin to the place designated by the king.

Both the king and the vagabond stood waiting, and the appearance of the king's appointed son-in-law of the vagabond really matched the appearance of the vagabond: the messy bird's nest of hair, the rampant beard and bushy eyebrows, the unkempt head People can't see the expression clearly.

The bum's clothes were still patched here and there, and a shoe was missing somewhere, exposing a bit of the big toe.

Gan Lin approached the homeless man and smelled a strong smell of alcohol.

But those eyes were those of the familiar Thrushmouth King.

Through the veil in front of him, Gan Lin could see the vagabond outfit that Huameizui had carefully created for the princess, but Huameizui couldn't see clearly the princess's bare face behind the veil.

After simply holding the wedding, the old king said with a serious face: "Charlotte, I did not educate you well, I hope you will be educated in life in the future. I will not give you a penny, I hope you live After living a life that is no longer free for nothing, I know what compassion and kindness are. The wedding is over, follow your husband. I will not see you again. After the wedding, you are the wife of a homeless man. Your status is not suitable to see me .”

Gan Lin stood still, looking at the old king through the veil.

The homeless man approached with a playful smile, took Gan Lin by the arm and took Gan Lin away, cheering, "Thank you king for giving me a wife."

The old king stood still the whole time, without any hindrance.

The vagabond took Gan Lin out of the palace, only to hear Gan Lin sobbing. He looked back at Gan Lin and found tears falling to the ground under Gan Lin's veil.

The homeless man sighed and said, "Why bother, I have also heard about your arrogance. If you had chosen a husband well this morning, you would not have married me."

Gan Lin sneered, "Don't act good when you get cheap."

"Yes, I am not good enough for you, but your father has already married you to me, so recognize the reality and live a good life." The homeless man said shamelessly, and lifted Gan Lin's veil, "Don't wear the Look at this, it's so compelling."

But when he saw Gan Lin's plain face full of tears, even through so many lush beards, Gan Lin could still see that he was obviously blushing.

The homeless man stood helplessly for a while, then took out a clean handkerchief from his pocket, a little afraid to make eye contact with Gan Lin, and quickly said, "Wipe it, it's embarrassing for such an adult to cry casually."

Gan Lin took the handkerchief, pretending not to know the identity of the homeless Thrushcross King, hesitantly looked at the handkerchief repeatedly, and asked, "Why do you have such a delicate and precious silk handkerchief?"

The tramp replied calmly: "The one I picked up outside the palace today was dropped by one of your suitors. That man is the most handsome and noble, he is the king of the neighboring country, and he is also the King Thrushcross you called today. He came out of the palace. When you and other suitors laughed at yourself about this new title, you still seem to be an open-minded king, it's really your misfortune that you didn't marry him."

Open-minded you big bastard!He obviously holds a grudge in his heart, hey!

And all kinds of boasting are really shameless to put on yourself!

It was the first time Gan Lin saw someone who was more narcissistic than him, and after complaining with blood all over his face, he was convinced.

[Comprehensive fairy tales] Ganlin fairy tales