death of mountain god

Zhou Li pretended not to care and slowly looked away, moved to sit next to a strangely shaped boulder, took out a piece of toilet paper that was not neatly torn, and began to wipe it, trying to show that he was coping with the unexpected The ease of the situation.

I hope that no strange traces will be left. Zhou Li wiped it to no avail, so he simply ignored it, opened a mobile phone game and started poking the screen, and by the way, identified the stone carvings not far away.

"Two worms?" To commemorate the two worms?A tourist wearing a navy blue jacket took a photo with the stone carvings, which seemed to have some allusions.

"Well, this is part of the traditional Chinese characters Fengheyue, which can be interpreted as Fengyue Boundless." Someone next to him spoke up.

Zhou Li was guilty of his narrow knowledge, and silently withdrew from the jump in his hands: "Well, you are so knowledgeable, and the ancients were also talented, so it's just a word game."

As he spoke, he raised his eyes and looked to the side. It was the young man who had just picked out the stone. He didn't know when he was sitting here.

His jacket was zipped halfway, his dark gray trousers were rolled up, and he looked upright with a smile in his eyes.Zhou Li stabilized his turbulent mind and tried his best to suppress the idea of ​​wanting his little brother's WeChat ID.

The rabbit in the bag moved and poked Zhou Li's waist with its paws, and a faint voice came from the earphone: "Please control your heartbeat, I was woken up by you."

out of control.

"Old Mr. Guo Moruo unraveled it, borrowed it for use." He spoke at a steady pace, and the vibration frequency of his vocal cords crawled across Zhou Li's ear canal like a worm, reaching his nerves.

One of Zhou Li's roommates was once obsessed with ASMR. He suddenly thought of this word, and this moment was his intracranial orgasm.

Seeing that he didn't respond, the rabbit in the headset began to bombard the thin tympanic membrane, "What are you doing? Are you chatting with some beautiful young lady? Believe it or not, I'll jump out and call your dad!"

dad?Zhou Li regained consciousness.

His originally not so clear orientation has never been disclosed to outsiders. He just thinks about wasting his life. When he is old, he can always live his life with his mind, just like countless ordinary families in the world. Ordinary perfection.

But there are coincidences of one kind or another, once you miss it, you will walk with the shackles of regret for the rest of your life.

Just as Zhou Li was scratching his head and worrying about his own future, the branch above his head bent down like a heavy object, and the sharp and unusually sharp pine needles gradually aimed at his neck.

Chen Yuan mourned for the owner of the neck for three seconds and then jumped out of the bag, revealing a mouthful of carnivorous fangs biting the mutated pine branch.

Pedestrians looked sideways, and those who reacted quickly had already recorded this wonderful scene with their mobile phones, and even thought up the headline of the big news: My beloved pet did such a thing for the savior, which moved netizens to tears!

Zhou Li was stunned for a moment, watching a round white rabbit squatting festively between him and his little brother with a pine branch in its mouth, its short tail trembling, as if it was rubbing against someone's hand.

"The rabbits are well-raised and very spiritual." A neutral comment came from the side.

As soon as the words were finished, Zhou Li looked at the mountain ghost in the sun like a dog with a devilish expression. At this moment, he realized that the clouds had cleared and the fog had cleared.

Maybe mountain ghosts are different from other ghosts, they are not afraid of the sun.

After the negotiation broke down, Zhou Li had been thinking about this matter all the time, and before he had time to ask his senior Rabbit about the solution, the person involved was left in full view.

What a fate.

Zhou Li saw that he didn't dare to be clear, so he made up a set of excuses and said: "I paid a lot of money for this rabbit, and I have a deep relationship with it after several years of raising it. You shouldn't be in a tree. Hanged to death, but you still need to follow all the way, those who know know that you have taken a fancy to the rabbit, and those who don't know think you are going to rob."

Chen Yuan dutifully played the role of an expensive Chinese field long-eared rabbit, and for a while no one noticed its amber eyes.

As a divine beast that only needs to be written on its forehead to bring it back to life, there have been people who approached it with all kinds of thoughts from ancient times to the present, either dressed in brocade or ragged clothes. On the surface, they obeyed it like a god, but secretly Using some dirty tricks, as if they believed that the old rabbit would not save them voluntarily, they would always make it happy first, and then stab it in the heart when it was not prepared.

Ordinary weapons can't hurt it even if it cuts iron like mud. The result is that the knife goes in and out, and the rabbit is not angry. Leave all kinds of weapons as souvenirs.

Human beings always have more or less bad roots, and as fraudulent beasts, I don't mind indulging them in playing tricks that don't hurt.

"Are the rabbit's eyes mutated? Why are they yellow?" The little brother who had been recording the live broadcast just half-squatted his phone close to the big white rabbit and took a close-up of its eyes.

"Maybe this is the masterpiece of nature, maybe you can see a blue eye tomorrow." Zhou Li responded casually along his train of thought.

Those who should believe in science should believe in science, believe in ghosts and gods... get ready to get rid of superstition by approaching science.

A bullet screen floated by: "Hehe, what a mutation, a rabbit with amber eyes, I think it's a hybrid."

The little brother pointed the camera at himself, and asked with a puzzled look: "Hey, there are also people who say hybridization, maybe, let me ask the rabbit owner if he would like to show his face?"

Zhou Li didn't care, but he still covered his eyes and motioned him to make a mosaic here.

The little brother's smile became brighter and brighter. He had seen Zhou Li look good for a long time, and he was definitely the favorite of these young ladies.

"May I ask the owner of the little rabbit, does he have a special method of training rabbits? The trick just now seems quite skillful."

"Well, I didn't train it very much. It should be trained by the former master." Although Zhou Li was not afraid of the camera, he didn't want to talk too much. He deliberately turned his attention to the mountain ghost, "I think this gentleman should be very Familiar with this aspect, he has been following me since he went up the mountain for this rabbit."

"Let me see what else you want to ask..." The little brother picked out a few questions and read them to Zhou Li, "The little brother is so handsome, he can compete with our Big Chengzi by visual inspection... Does anyone think that Big Chengzi live broadcasted two people? This emotional entanglement... Although his eyes are marked, it does not affect his appearance at all... Hurry up and look at this gentleman who has been chasing my little brother all the way."

Brother Big Chengzi had experienced many battles, so he stopped here, looked at the mountain ghost who had been silent all the time, and raised his eyebrows to ask.

"See you later." Shan Gui was obviously not as easy-talking as Zhou Li, he ignored Da Chengzi's eye invitation, turned and left directly.

Big Chengzi could only wink at the camera and smile: "It seems that this gentleman still wants to talk to your little brother in private."

His mental quality is quite good. He graduated from a first-class university directly under the Ministry of Education. Later, he was admitted to the Ministry of Finance. He had no hope of promotion and simply resigned. After several twists and turns, he now lives on the rewards and advertising fees of hundreds of thousands of fans. .

"That's it for today, see you guys." Big Chengzi chatted with the fans about the mountain and turned off the screen, "Thank you handsome guy for your cooperation, do you want to be a friend?"

He also thought about posting another video after a while, meeting the witty and savior rabbit and its owner by chance, to please the young ladies.

Zhou Yue couldn't refuse, so he fumbled out the QR code business card for this big Chengzi to scan, oh, it turned out to be Cheng Wenzhe.

Only then did Zhou Li silently glance at the young man again. He seemed to be sitting there all the time, as if blending into the surrounding landscape, watching the play silently, without even being broadcast live. Cheng Wenzhe found that it was like a tall and graceful tree, beautiful without knowing it.

His heart seemed to be pricked by a thin needle, and suddenly softened, restlessly seeking a solution, but fortunately, God was on his side.

"Shen Yuntan!" Cheng Wenzhe cried out in shock, "Why are you getting more and more dull, you kid, you just sit here without making a sound for a long time, do you think we have a good understanding because we are roommates in college? I can tell you clearly, My heart is for the girls."

Zhou Li suddenly realized that this WeChat account was correct.

Shen Yuntan couldn't help laughing, and the man's whole face became vivid when he laughed: "It seems that you are doing well. I usually see you posting news about squatting at home and petting cats. I thought you seldom go out."

"The cat was thrown to my mother. There are too many cat owners now, and the lens should be more diverse. For example, here, this is someone else's rabbit." Cheng Wenzhe asked Zhou Li for instructions while wiping the external lens of the phone: "May I touch it? Occupational disease makes my hands twitch."

Zhou Li naturally agreed, and gave Chen Yuan a calm look.

However, Chen Yuan chose to turn a blind eye. It jumped lightly and jumped into Zhou Li's rustic big bag.

Zhou Li spread his hands helplessly: "It...is not very obedient sometimes."

"Understood, I am very kind without biting me. Although I photograph small animals, I have no relationship with animals. Even cats often scratch me." Big Chengzi's eyes were empty, as if he had nothing to love.

"There are a lot of people at the cable car, and it will take a long time. Have you guys gone?" Shen Yuntan stood up, as if he had stepped out of a silk ink painting with pine trees and rocks, his eyes were clear, with fleeting Joking: "If you don't mind, let's walk up the mountain together?"

Cheng Wenzhe originally came here on a special trip to take pictures, so he immediately picked up a whole set of photographic equipment and agreed with both hands: "Okay, I heard that there are many small restaurants along the road, and that's a rave review."

Zhou Li was a little disapproving. On the mountain, everyone’s chests were so hungry that their chests were stuck to their backs. A plate of hot and sour potato shreds can be considered delicious, but he didn’t make a sound. When it was his turn to express his opinion, he just nodded: " Then let's go."

After walking a few steps, Zhou Li found that Cheng Wenzhe was lagging behind. Everyone walked fast and slow, and couldn't walk arm in arm like little sisters. This situation should have been foreseen long ago. He looked at Shen Yuntan who was advancing at a constant speed beside him. , pointing behind him: "How about we take a break?"

Cheng Wenzhe limped up, sat down next to Zhou Li, gasped and said, "I said Zhou Li, I didn't realize that you can climb so well, let's forget about that old monster Shen Yuntan, he is You helped the whole dormitory run 1000 meters, how did you practice?"

The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is interested, old monster?After careful consideration, Zhou Li came to a tentative conclusion: Unlikely, it remains to be seen.

He threw a cane to Cheng Wenzhe, feeling a little melancholy in his heart: "Take it, I don't need it, I've been jogging on mountain roads since childhood."

Cheng Wenzhe is good at brainstorming, and he interpreted his words as: I am a child in a poor mountainous area. In order to go to school, I get up at four o'clock every morning to fetch water and cook, and walk ten miles across the mountains to go to the county town to go to school.

Immediately, I had mixed feelings in my heart. I wanted to comfort him but was afraid of hurting his self-esteem, so I raised my hand and patted him on the shoulder: "It's not easy."

Zhou Li pointed to the stone archway not far away and said, "Look, if you walk a few more steps, you will be able to take the cable car."

Cheng Wenzhe turned his head and stared at Shen Yuntan with fiery eyes, wanting the sawed gourd to say something.

Shen Yuntan spoke earnestly: "We'll talk about it when we get there, maybe you'll change your mind when you see that crowd of people."