[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

Inside the government office, Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia stared intently at Sun Ce and Zhou Yu until Lu Fengxian stood in front of them.

Lu Fengxian: "What are you two doing? It's making people jump."

Xi Zhicai chuckled, fell back, and supported his upper body with his arms: "It's not the general, why don't you let the two of us take a good look at it?"

I told you to take a good look, but didn't tell you to stare at them.

Lu Fengxian turned around and said to the two with a smile: "You two hold hands and go to the backyard to watch the horses by yourself, okay? I'll look for you in a while."

Hand in hand? !

Lu Fengxian frowned: "Huh? What's the matter? Aren't you two on good terms?"

Which of your eyes can see it!

Zhou Yu smiled and said softly, "Yes, I will take good care of myself and my brother."

Who is your brother now!

Sun Ce glanced at him and laughed, "Yes, I will take good care of the guests."

"Ouch." Xi Zhicai called out, his eyes lit up, as if he was watching a play.

Lu Fengxian glared at him, telling him to restrain himself in front of the child.

"Okay, let's go."

Like a silly father, she watched the backs of the two children disappear outside the door.

"Hey!" Lu Fengxian turned over the small table and sat down between Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia.

She stretched out her arms, put them on the shoulders of the two, and asked with burning eyes: "Do you think my future child will be as good-looking as the two of them?"

Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia turned their heads away, glanced at the hand on his shoulder, and then turned their eyes to look at the hand on the other's shoulder.

Xi Zhicai muttered: "General, you really enjoy the blessings of being equal to everyone."

"Ah?" Lu Fengxian didn't understand, "What did you say?"

Xi Zhicai smiled slightly: "I said, Jun is very beautiful."

Lu Fengxian withdrew her hands triumphantly, and wiped her left and right sideburns, "For a beautiful husband like me, the future wife will be both good and beautiful, right?"

Guo Jia's eyes flashed, and he smiled and said, "General, if you have your own son, who do you want him to be more like? Xun Yu? Xun You? Zhicai? Sun Ce or Zhou Yu?"

Xi Zhicai glanced at Guo Jia with a half-smile, "Yes, General, who do you want more as your son?"

Lu Fengxian propped her chin with one hand, and couldn't help thinking deeply.

Both Xi Guo and Guo didn't seem to care, but they were nervously waiting for her to speak.

Lu Fengxian didn't know what to think of, she lowered her head and smiled, her eyelashes were fluffy golden under the sun.

"I like him no matter what he looks like," she said.

She looked left and right: "However, if you say this, is there a sister of the right age who introduced me?"

Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia smiled at the same time: "No, General."

……

Lu Fengxian came to the backyard slowly, and saw Sun Ce competing with Zhou Yu.

Both of them are children, even if they learned from famous masters and their moves look similar, they are not the moves for a real battle.

I saw that the two put on airs a few times, asking the other side to attack, but neither side was willing to attack first.

In the end, out of nowhere, the two of them rushed over together without any airs, like mud monkeys fighting, practicing wrestling on the ground!

Lu Fengxian found it interesting, so he jumped over in two or three steps, squatted on the railing under the corridor, and pointed out: "Sun Ce, clench your fists tighter, and punch with strength."

"Zhou Yu, stretch your legs and trip him, let him fall!"

You are really... Who are the two of them doing this for!

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu stopped fighting and stared directly at Lu Fengxian with mournful expressions.

Why?Hey?

Lu Fengxian rubbed her nose and smiled embarrassedly: "Did I bother you? Then you play slowly, I'll go first?"

Sun Ce: "..."

Zhou Yu: "..."

The two stretched their limbs and collapsed on the ground with their heads on top of each other, neither of them willing to get up.

The two of them were clearly dueling seriously, so why did it look like a monkey show in Lu Fengxian's eyes?

Even children have to save face!

The two of them kept their mouths tightly shut, silent.

Lu Fengxian jumped off the railing, patted the hem of his clothes, "Then I'm really leaving!"

Sun Ce couldn't help but said, "Who do you think is stronger... between me and him?"

Lu Fengxian scratched her hair, looking distressed.

"Well, how should I put it? Two chickens are pecking at each other. I really can't tell which one is more powerful."

The two children stared at her with rounded eyes, looking ashamed and ashamed.

But Lu Fengxian couldn't help laughing out "puchi".

"Just kidding you guys! I've seen all of your skills just now, um, you're pretty much like me back then, and it won't be bad if you practice hard."

The two children still looked at him.

Zhou Yu hesitated and asked, "General, is Yu really that bad?"

Sun Ce refused to admit defeat and said, "I will definitely be very good in the future."

Lu Fengxian smiled all over her face, she walked up to the two of them, and stretched out her hand towards them.

Zhou Yu said, "Thank you, General."

He passed his hand over.

Sun Ce grabbed Lu Fengxian's hand with both hands.

Lu Fengxian lightly mentioned the two of them, and said with a smile: "You two are still young."

She knelt down and patted the dust on the clothes of the two of them carefully, "Don't always lie on the ground in the future, it's cold on the ground, be careful of getting sick."

Zhou Yu blushed and blocked Lu Fengxian's hand, repeatedly responding.

Sun Ce let Lu Fengxian pat his clothes for him, then took Lu Fengxian's hand, blew gently, and smiled brightly, "Thank you, General."

What a good boy.

Lu Fengxian: "Have you two practiced martial arts here and haven't seen Chitu yet? Let's go, I'll take you there."

On the way there, she asked casually, "Why did you guys start sparring on this small road?"

Zhou Yu looked down at the ground, and Sun Ce looked up at the sky, but no one answered.

I didn't expect the two to have a little secret so soon.

Lu Fengxian felt gratified for the friendship between the two.

She took the two of them to watch horses and weapons, and taught them some practical moves. It was already dark.

She had dinner with Xi Zhicai, Guo Jia, Sun Ce, and Zhou Yu.

Both Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia are quick-witted people, and they became one with Sun Ce and Zhou Yu in a short while.

Under the flickering candlelight, Sun Ce cupped his face and exclaimed, "Really? Is the general really that powerful?"

Zhou Yu didn't speak, and his eyes were shining.

Xi Zhicai smiled slightly: "Of course, the general is a hero who can single-handedly kill the enemy army."

Guo Jia: "Besides, at that time, because of the enemy's surprise attack, the general had not yet put on his armor, but only wore obscene clothes, holding a Fangtian painted halberd, and killed the enemy without leaving any armor."

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu said "wow" in unison.

Four people and eight pairs of eyes all fell on Lu Fengxian's body.

Lu Fengxian was quite proud, and said: "I was careless that time, and I will always pay attention to the enemy's sneak attack intentions in the future."

Xi Zhicai smiled, "Yes, I will pay special attention to this when I go out with the general in the future."

To actually let her go out to fight in only obscene clothes is a slap in the face of all the counselors.

Guo Jia nodded: "Based on these few experiences, I have summed up the ten signs of the enemy's sneak attack, and I will present it to the general after I prepare it."

Lu Fengxian was pleasantly surprised: "Guo Jia is a great talent!"

Guo Jia raised her hand with a smile, a few tips of fingers were exposed under the wide sleeves, "Then, can the general reward me with a few sips of wine?"

Lu Fengxian replied with a smile: "No."

Guo Jia: "..."

"Puff haha——" Xi Zhicai leaned over the desk and laughed loudly.

Guo Jia compared a drinking posture to Lu Fengxian, and then pointed to Xi Zhicai who was lying on the table and laughing.

Lu Fengxian narrowed her eyes.

Seeing this scene, Sun Ce and Zhou Yu stared and dared not speak.

Lu Fengxian gently patted Xi Zhicai on the back, and said slowly: "Zhicai, I remember when you sneaked out, you seemed to have stolen a few jugs of wine?"

"Where's the wine?"

"Should I drink all of it?"

Xi Zhicai shrunk his shoulder blades, and performed a live performance of "Extreme joy begets sorrow".

He raised his head and said with a smile, "No, no, I only took one altar."

Lu Fengxian raised her face: "Really?"

Xi Zhicai peeked at her, and tugged at her sleeve with his fingers under the table.

Lu Fengxian held back her smile, she said expressionlessly, "Hold out your hand, let me have a look."

Xi Zhicai had no choice but to roll up his sleeves and show his wrists.

A blue blood vessel appeared on the wrist.

Lu Fengxian rested his fingers on the top, and twitched his pulse.

Zhou Yu exclaimed: "It turns out that the general also knows the art of Qi and Huang."

Lu Fengxian: "When we are marching and fighting, we cannot always have a doctor by our side. There is no harm in learning more."

She smiled slightly: "Perhaps you can learn some Taoism. When the time comes, create a wind, set a fire, or directly summon a meteorite rain."

Zhou Yu instantly understood that what she was talking about was the story of Emperor Shizu.

Lu Fengxian restrained her mind and felt the pulse for Xi Zhicai.

Zhou Yu thought to himself: The general is really gentle and kind, he treats his subordinates like family members, is there any general in the world who can be like Lu Fengxian, worry about the health of the counselors, forbid them to drink alcohol, and even take their pulse.

Wait... Lu Fengxian is a woman, right?Is there really no problem with such close contact?

Zhou Yu leaned back a little, and looked at the reactions of the people around him calmly. They all looked calm, which seemed normal?

Ok.

Do as the locals do.

Lu Fengxian put down her hands, frowned and said, "Your body..."

Xi Zhicai interrupted with a smile: "I understand my body, it's fine."

Lu Fengxian glanced at him, seeing that he didn't want to mention it in front of everyone, so he didn't say anything more.

……

When going to bed at night, Lu Fengxian arranged Sun Ce and Zhou Yu in the same room.

Lu Fengxian: "You two are in similar grades and have a good relationship. It's okay to share the same room, right?"

Who has a good relationship with him!

"...It just so happens that each other can take care of each other."

"Don't quarrel, it will affect the sleep of the people next to you... Ah, you won't do that either."

She looked back and smiled at the two of them: "After all, you two cherish each other and have such a good relationship."

Sun Ce and Zhou Yu: "..."

The two of them really wanted to know how she could tell that they had a good relationship. They just met today!

After Lu Fengxian arranged the two of them, she was about to leave, but Sun Ce stopped her.

"General, when you lead troops to fight, can I go with you? It's okay to be a small soldier in the tent!"

His eyes are bright, "I want to see the heroic appearance of the general on the battlefield with my own eyes."

Zhou Yu also nodded at the side, and added: "I want to too, but I don't want to embarrass the general."

Lu Fengxian shook his head and refused: "You two can't do it now."

Seeing her serious expression, Sun Ce didn't take the opportunity to act like a spoiled child. He nodded seriously with a stern face.

"Okay, General, but when I grow up, you must also take me with you."

Lu Fengxian smiled: "Good!"

Then, she looked at Zhou Yu again.

Zhou Yu: "It would be a great honor for Yu to be under the general's tent."

Lu Fengxian looked at the two with more gentle eyes dripping water.

This is her future little beet.

"There will be that day, I hope you will not regret it."

Sun Ce said bluntly, "A gentleman promises a thousand pieces of gold, but I won't."

Zhou Yu: "I'm not a person who says what I say and what I say I don't believe."

Lu Fengxian patted the heads of the two of them: "Okay, go to sleep."

"Ok!"

After Lu Fengxian left, Sun Ce quickly went to bed and separated a line with the quilt to prevent Zhou Yu from entering.

Zhou Yu nodded.

Sun Ce leaned on the pillow, crossed his legs and said, "Look, I must have been under the general's tent earlier than you."

Zhou Yu smiled slightly: "That's not necessarily the case."

"Want to bet?"

Zhou Yu took off his clothes, folded them, patted the pillow, and said, "No."

Sun Ce poked his head over: "Why?"

Zhou Yu: "I promised, I will naturally keep it in my heart, there is no need to be bound by a bet."

He was lying down straight, admonishing: "It's not a good thing to gamble."

Sun Ce snorted and slid off the pillow, "What about you? What do you like?"

Zhou Yu smiled: "One rhythm."

Sun Ce: "So you play the pipa in front of her, showing off yourself?"

Zhou Yu wondered: Does he really have it?

Sun Ce: "Your pipa is really ugly."

Zhou Yu's expression froze.

He hit his nails.

Others can be tolerated, but this cannot be tolerated.

Zhou Yu couldn't help retorting: "Don't cherish your face too much."

Sun Ce said stubbornly and domineeringly: "I am willing, if you are not good-looking, I will beat you in the face!"

Zhou Yu: "Thank you?"

Sun Ce: "Hey, you are really boring."

Zhou Yu: "Oh, it's not good to be attached to beauty."

Sun Ce: "What's wrong with loving beauty? You see, the general is beautiful."

Zhou Yu's face was hot, and he said "hmm".

Sun Ce turned his head and said quietly: "I just want to tell you, the general said that she also loves beauty. She will look at beautiful people more and be more tolerant to them, because seeing beautiful things, the mood will be more beautiful." It will get better."

"So, Amy, right?"

Zhou Yu also turned his face sideways, and buried half of his face in the pillow: "Well, the general can't be wrong."

Sun Ce said with emotion: "So, if you want to be reused by the general in the future, you must first protect your face."

Zhou Yu: "..."

Wait, why is this conclusion, there seems to be something wrong?

Sun Ce cheered up and said, "I will definitely defeat the general in the future."

Zhou Yu subconsciously said, "Me too."

Sun Ce raised the corner of his mouth: "You are not so boring."

He stretched out his hand: "I recognize you!"

Zhou Yu didn't know why, but he reached out and took his hand.

Sun Ce shook his head: "Okay, let's form an alliance to protect our face and defeat Lu Fengxian!"

Zhou Yu: "..."

He withdrew his hand and turned over.

"Good night, sleep."

He didn't want to join such a stupid alliance, and he didn't want to lose face in front of the general again.

Sun Ce said angrily, "You don't know a good heart!"

Zhou Yu: "Speak again, I will beat you in the face."

Sun Ce: "..."

It turns out that he is not so polite!

General, you have been lied to!

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