[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

At night, everything is silent.

However, a figure leaped into the county government office under the cover of night.

She found an attendant and threatened to ask who had recently come and gone in the government office.

"But, but there are so many people coming and going in the government office, it's impossible for me to remember them all."

Lu Fengxian smiled cruelly: "Then you go and tell Lord Yan."

"Wait! Wait! I remember!" The attendant trembled, "Yes, our lord has indeed welcomed a powerful counselor recently, and we often ask him for advice."

"Where is he now?"

"In the……"

The attendant's eyes fluttered, and he suddenly shouted: "Save——"

Before he could utter his voice, he was knocked unconscious by Lu Fengxian.

Lu Fengxian dragged him into a rockery and hid him, tied his limbs with a belt, and stuffed the corners of his clothes into his mouth.

After that, she jumped into the night again, and went straight to the place where the lights in the government office were still on.

"General, Xi Zhicai wants to be an empty-handed white wolf, and directly ask Lujiang County for the general."

"So, he might sneak into the side of those rebel leaders, but for the sake of caution, he will not go to Huang Rang's side. Instead, he will choose the side of a county leader, pretending to advise them, but actually let them kill themselves."

Lu Fengxian's mind recalled Guo Jia's words.

She walked silently and slipped into the hall step by step.

When she walked to the door, because she was afraid of casting her own shadow on the window, she deliberately squatted down, put her ear against the door, and listened to the movement inside.

"Sir, is the imperial court going to send troops? What should we do next? To be honest, I can't sleep at all when I think about it."

"You can be forgiven for doing so."

Xi Zhicai's voice came from inside the house.

Sure enough, Guo Jia guessed it right, he was indeed in this county, and he even mingled with the head of a county to make suggestions.

At this moment, Lu Fengxian heard footsteps not far away.

She glanced up.

She walked to the wall next to the window, stepped on the window, climbed to the eaves, and easily climbed onto the roof.

Not long after, two maids passed by the place where she was lying on her stomach just now. The maids knocked on the door of the room and offered the fine wine and dried fruits in their hands.

There was obviously some joy in Xi Zhicai's tone: "This wine smells... really good."

"Haha, I know that sir is good at wine. I specially found this from other places. It would be great if sir likes it."

Xi Zhicai: "Naturally, I am extremely happy."

Lu Fengxian felt a little uncomfortable.

Her beloved Xi Zhicai's eyelids are too shallow, and a pot of good wine can fascinate him. If it weren't for his poor health, she was afraid that he would drink herself to death one day. How could it be? Let him drink.

Whoever is a good person will not do it, but only those who really care about you will not let you overindulge in things that are harmful to your body.

Lu Fengxian felt wronged for herself.

She didn't know what Xi Zhicai's expression was, if he really acted like Liu Daer's son "reluctant to leave", she would make him remember the lesson severely.

Lu Fengxian secretly lifted a tile from the roof, squinted her eyes, and looked down.

There were two people in the room, one was a man with big arms and a full beard whom he didn't know, and the other was Xi Zhicai who was thin and calm.

Xi Zhicai held the wine glass, sniffing around.

Another person asked strangely: "Why don't you drink it, Mister? I have prepared several jars of this wine. Don't be afraid that Mister will run out after drinking it."

Xi Zhicai sighed: "It's not that I don't want to drink, it's because I have some difficulties."

"Hey?"

Lu Fengxian on the roof was also very curious about what the pain in his mouth was referring to?

Xi Zhicai was holding the glass, staring at the wine in the glass, with an attitude of being tempted, but he still seemed to have a rouge tiger at home, not daring to touch any other beauties, slowly put the wine glass back on the table, He reluctantly pushed the glass of wine away with his fingertips.

He turned his head away, looking out of sight and out of mind.

Lu Fengxian raised her eyebrows.

Not letting him drink in the past seemed to kill him, so why do you obediently stop drinking here now?

The man also asked curiously, "I don't know why?"

Xi Zhicai sighed: "The wife at home is forbidden to drink alcohol, and my wife has a very good nose, even if I drank a few days ago, she can smell it just by smelling it."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

Isn't this what she said when the two were joking?When did it become what his wife said?

In other words, when Xi Zhicai got married, he didn't even tell her, it was too much!

……so envious.

The man was dissatisfied and said: "This woman is so domineering, how can this be done? Don't worry, sir, I will send you some beauties to comfort your loneliness."

Xi Zhicai stood up suddenly, and hurriedly said: "No, no, my wife is very powerful, if she knows that I dare to have someone outside, she can kill me three miles away with a knife."

Lu Fengxian: "..."

She likes such a brave woman.

Damn it, Xi Zhicai must let Xi Zhicai introduce his wife to him.

"Ah, that woman is so fierce?" The man was also taken aback, "Why didn't you abandon that woman? With your talent, what kind of woman can't you marry?"

The man showed a tacit smile of a man towards Xi Zhicai: "Could it be that Madam is very beautiful?"

Xi Zhicai blushed, covered his face with his sleeves, and said with a smile on his face: "To be honest, I will never find anyone more beautiful than my wife in the whole world."

"Oh—no wonder!" The man rubbed his chin, "However, Ma'am is too fierce, if she meddles with others, Mister will feel uncomfortable, right?"

Xi Zhicai: "Oh, we are a young couple, and we have gotten used to it over the years."

Only then did Lu Fengxian realize that something was wrong—a young couple?But didn't Xi Zhicai hang out with her all the time when he was young?If he secretly married a wife, she would not know about it!

"What's more..." Xi Zhicai scratched his nose and coughed a few times, as if embarrassed, "Madam cares about me because she loves me. I understand Madam's heart, so I don't feel troubled, but sweet."

Lu Fengxian touched his arm, feeling like goosebumps were falling all over the floor.

"Tsk tsk, I can't understand how you feel, sir. I was originally a farmer in the countryside who couldn't eat. Because I was so hungry, I didn't care about losing my head, so I rebelled directly with Huang Rang. Fortunately, I followed the rebellion. , otherwise I wouldn’t be where I am today, haha, look at how rich I am now, how can I still look like I can’t get enough to eat?”

"After I got rich, the first thing I did was to drive away my wife and marry a young and beautiful one. Haha, I have enjoyed almost all the beauties in the city. This is how people live."

Lu Fengxian's face turned cold, and he sneered in his heart: You are living a life like a beast.

Xi Zhicai sighed: "My lord is so happy, I really shouldn't say these things, but if I don't say it, my lord will be in great trouble."

The man jumped up all of a sudden: "What do you want to say, Mister? I was right when I predicted what happened to that kid Huang Rang before. It has already been proved that Mister predicts things like a god. I believe Mister."

Lu Fengxian, who was lying on the roof, frowned.

Huang Rang was the leader of the Lujiang rebellion, what did Xi Zhicai expect from him?

Xi Zhicai: "Since my lord insists on listening, I have no choice but to say it. You know, my lord, Huang Rang has made a bad start to the people in the county."

"Hey?"

"Think about it, since Huang Rang was able to rebel successfully and become the local emperor here, then others may not be able to. Those farming and business people don't do their original things and come to rebel, so what should we do?"

That person: "Can't you?"

Xi Zhicai: "I was walking around the city a few days ago, and I heard that the people in the city are quite prejudiced against you."

The man exclaimed: "Do they want to rebel? Who is it? I must kill them."

Xi Zhicai shook his head: "There are so many people in the city, you can't kill them all."

The man looked at Xi Zhicai begging for help: "Sir, help me."

Xi Zhicai smiled: "My lord, you are a fan of the authorities, you only joined the riot with Huang Rang for the sake of eating and drinking, so why should you sacrifice your life for him?"

"what?"

He lowered his voice, leaned his upper body towards the direction of the man, and dug a hole patiently: "It is inevitable that something will happen in the city. After all, the imperial court will send someone to destroy you. Why didn't your lord make a plan earlier?"

"For example... put your money away, and if something happens, go out through another city gate immediately. This place is not worth your life, and that Huang Rang doesn't need your life either."

The man nodded nervously, a trace of cruelty flashed in his eyes: "You are right, my life is the most important thing."

Xi Zhicai smiled: "Wouldn't it be great if my lord escaped and had money, and could go to a safe place, change his face and live a good life."

The man slapped his thigh suddenly: "You're right, if I change my name, who would know that I was a rebel? By the way, I heard that Yingchuan was very peaceful under Lord Lu's rule, so I Just take the money and live there."

The man smiled obscenely: "I heard that Mr. Lu is a woman? Women are the best to coax, and I can be regarded as a good-looking talent. Maybe the Lord of the Lu family will want to be my woman as soon as he sees me, and Yingchuan will also become my woman." What's in the bag! Haha!"

Xi Zhicai's face gradually turned cold.

Lu Fengxian on the roof fumbled out her sword, she just wanted to chop this nonsense guy to pieces.

Doesn't this blind man who can't tell the difference between men and women look in the mirror before speaking?

Pooh!

The man seemed to think too beautifully, and the laughter didn't stop for a while.

At this time, the two maidservants brought up the tea again.

The man took the boiling hot tea and was about to put it aside to dry.

His wrist suddenly went numb as if it had been hit by something.

With a shake of his hand, the scalding hot tea in his hand spilled all over the abdomen and above the legs.

The man let out a scream, hugged himself and rolled on the ground.

Xi Zhicai almost couldn't hold back his laughter, and immediately looked up at the ceiling.

But the roof of the shed is intact, so there is no one he misses.

He raised the corner of his mouth and said: "Sir, hold on, I'll call the doctor right away!"

After all, he went out without haste, purposely taking a long way to find a servant.

After Xi Zhicai ordered him to find the doctor, he found another hidden place.

Seeing no one around, he whispered into the air: "General, is that you?"

However, no one answered.

"General?"

Still no answer.

The corners of Xi Zhicai's mouth drooped slightly, and he said again: "General..."

Could it be that what he felt just now was his illusion?

Because I miss you too much?

He chuckled lightly.

The next moment, he felt something sharp on his back.

His familiar voice sounded behind him: "Xi Zhicai, can you bear the price of betraying me?"

Xi Zhicai: "..."

Meow meow meow?

General, why are you acting up all of a sudden?

Xi Zhicai coughed, squeezed his throat and said, "Husband, don't misunderstand me, I have never betrayed my husband!"

Now it was Lu Fengxian who was speechless.

She rubbed her ears, convinced that what she heard was her husband, not Fujun.

She laughed aloud: "Really? Then I just saw you and an adult pushing a drink and having a good conversation."

Xi Zhicai: "Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. How could my family do such flirtatious things? My husband only saw me smiling, but didn't see me worrying."

Lu Fengxian: "Then I really didn't see it."

Xi Zhicai smiled slightly, and said in a low voice: "My husband is very beautiful, how can that wine bag and rice bag compare to you?"

Maybe it was because the moonlight was just right tonight, he felt a little more interesting, and couldn't help but think of a line from "Moshang Sang"——

"There are more than a thousand riders in the east, and the husband-in-law is at the head. How do you know the husband-in-law? The white horse is from the liju; the horse's tail is tied with black silk, and the horse's head is tied with gold; the deer and the sword in the waist are worth more than ten million... Yingying Gongfu step, slowly There are thousands of people sitting in the house, and they all say that husband and son-in-law are different."

Lu Fengxian couldn't help it, and burst out laughing with a "puchi".

Naturally, Xi Zhicai's small theater can't be performed.

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