[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

As the sky was getting dark, Lu Fengxian arranged a few donkeys and horses, and went to check the treasure hidden in the rice bag.

She wondered: "Are these things mine? How come I don't have an impression?"

Xun Yu said: "This is a reward from His Majesty, and I brought it out together."

Hua Tuo: "It's a long way, we can't take so many things."

Xun Yu looked at the house and said, "Those treasures are worth thousands of gold, so it's better to bury them on the spot and dig them out when the general needs them."

Lu Fengxian agreed.

The three of them looked for tools and began to dig a hole in the yard.

It is said that the three of them worked together, but Lu Fengxian dug a deep and large hole with a few strokes of the broken wooden warehouse, while Hua Tuo and Xun Yu just broke through the dry and cracked soil on the road.

The two quietly looked at Lu Fengxian, sometimes it was really easy to forget that she was a woman.

Lu Fengxian buried the things, and wanted to bury the wooden warehouse in the same way.

Although she broke the wooden warehouse cruelly, this wooden warehouse has been with her for some years.

Xun Yu said, "I wonder if the general can give me this wooden barn?"

Lu Fengxian looked at him in surprise, and his eyes fell on his waist and legs.

She hesitated and said: "You are not suitable for Mucang training, your waist is weak and your lower body is not stable."

Xun Yu: "..."

He kept smiling, maintaining the demeanor of a child of the family: "The general misunderstood, I just want to keep this wooden warehouse, and always remind me of one thing."

Lu Fengxian nodded and said: "It's okay, you can take it, but what do I remind you?"

Xun Yu picked up the two cut-off wooden warehouses, carefully brushed off the dust on them, and said with a smile, "Remind me...the general wants to be number one in the world."

Lu Fengxian didn't think about it, and nodded with a smile: "Okay, you should keep it in your heart!"

Xun Yu: "Since you want to be number one in the world, does the general want to be a great general?"

He raised his head, something settled in his eyes.

Lu Fengxian pinched his waist and said bluntly: "You have seen what His Majesty looks like today."

Xun Yu: "It's all the fault of those eunuchs and relatives. The court ministers and the eunuchs in the palace don't want His Majesty to be wise and deceive the Sacred Heart all day long. That's why His Majesty is like this."

Does this mean that there are only bad courtiers in the world, but no bad emperors?

Lu Fengxian faintly noticed that Xun Yu was rigid and upholding orthodox thinking, and she didn't quite agree with it, but she didn't want to argue with him on this matter either.

She smiled: "You are right, if I am a minister, I will definitely turn the tide."

Speaking of this, her heart moved, and she couldn't help thinking: If I were a king, I would surely bring peace to all generations!

This idea is really disrespectful, but Lu Fengxian's nature is unruly, and he is not afraid.

Xun Yu heaved a sigh of relief, and smiled slightly at Lu Fengxian, his small face seemed to be shining brightly under the moonlight.

He cupped his hands and said: "The general will surely fulfill his wish and become a famous official of a generation."

Lu Fengxian rubbed the back of his head and laughed loudly.

Before Xun Yu entered the house, he asked curiously again: "How did the general recognize that bloody horse?"

Obviously, in order to prevent Jian Shuo's people from discovering the horse, he had already dressed up a lot, even the mane and tail were cut unevenly and smeared with mud.

Lu Fengxian said with a smile: "I can recognize what belongs to me even if it is turned into ashes."

"Even if you and I are separated now and see you in ten years, I can still recognize you at a glance, do you believe it?"

Her eyes are bright, showing sincerity and confidence.

Xun Yu cuffed his sleeves, lowered his eyes and said, "General Yu Xin."

Lu Fengxian smiled heartily.

……

After Hua Tuo and Xun Yu entered the room, Lu Fengxian drew a bucket of water from the well.

She carried the bucket and walked towards the stable.

The red rabbit was pushing back and forth with the old horse, the little donkey was aggrieved and crouched in a corner, and the sweaty BMW stood slumped aside.

Lu Fengxian looked in the trough and found that the bloody BMW hadn't eaten anything.

She looked at the BMW and said helplessly, "What are you awkward about? Do you want to die on hunger strike for the master who doesn't cherish you?"

The sweaty BMW snorted coldly.

Lu Fengxian smiled, and deliberately said: "Hey, the more you treat me coldly and ignore me, the more I want you to submit."

She dipped a small brush in water, and brushed away the mud spots on the bloody horse bit by bit, then dried it with a dry cloth, and then combed its mane and tail neatly with the small comb that she carried with her. .

Sweaty BMW didn't let her get close at the beginning, but later he found that she was gentle, so he was reluctant to avoid her.

While taking care of it, Lu Fengxian smiled and said, "Isn't it good to be my horse? I raise horses much more carefully than others."

"You can ask my old baby, it is reluctant to see me for a day."

The old horse "Da Da" came over and put the horse's head on her shoulder, insisting that she help him comb his mane.

Lu Fengxian smiled and hugged his big head, stroking its neck again and again.

"Old baby, you are also an old man. Please persuade the newcomers. I am a rare good master. In the future, I will let you enjoy the glory you deserve."

The old horse made a "ho ho" sound, as if laughing at her.

Lu Fengxian patted it, and at this moment, she heard a strange noise on the wall.

A thief over the wall?

She turned her head to look, but saw Yuan Shao and Cao Cao were leaning against the wall, about to climb in.

"Hey!" Lu Fengxian shouted: "If you don't leave the door, what are you two doing over the wall!"

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao looked at each other.

"Uh, forgot..."

"Get used to it."

Lu Fengxian was speechless. Those who didn't know thought that you two young masters were stealing chickens and dogs all day long.

Lu Fengxian quickly greeted them: "Come down quickly, this wall is not very strong..."

Before he finished speaking, there was a "click" sound from the wall.

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao looked weak.

"that……"

"Fengxian..."

"Bam—"

Lu Fengxian took a step back, afraid of blood splashing on her body.

Seeing her disgusted expression, Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were still struggling in the ruins.

She couldn't see it, and pulled the two of them up.

The two of them were so embarrassed that they didn't speak.

Lu Fengxian sighed, and patted the debris and dust on the two of them, "Okay, since the two of you demolished the wall, you will be responsible for rebuilding the wall."

Yuan Shao stopped her hand in embarrassment, when his fingers touched, he seemed to be burned, and took a step back.

"Then... is this your house?"

Lu Fengxian shook her head.

Yuan Shao: "It's okay, if there is an owner here, I will buy it for you. If there is no owner, I will help you find someone to take care of it when you leave."

He stared at her: "will you come back?"

Lu Fengxian raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Of course."

Yuan Shao couldn't help showing a smile.

That's good……

Lu Fengxian: "What are you two doing out here? Now that the city gates are locked, you can't go back even if you want to."

Cao Cao smiled and said, "I just want to meet you before you leave the capital. We also asked Mi Xing before we found the way."

Lu Fengxian felt that they were really asking for trouble, but she felt a little better in her heart.

She tilted her head to look at the sincere smiling faces of the two of them, and the word "Taoyuan knot" suddenly popped up in her mind.

Although there is no Taoyuan here...

She blinked, "Meng De, Ben Chu!"

She held their hands one by one.

Under the moonlight, even though she was wearing coarse men's clothes, she was still as beautiful as a moon fairy.

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao's hearts skipped a beat at the same time, and they noticed each other's expressions again.

"Hey, did you two hear that?"

She shook their hands.

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao came back to their senses: "What?"

Lu Fengxian blinked: "Let's make a vow!"

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao didn't know why she came up with this idea again, but it was also a good idea.

Lu Fengxian has high martial arts skills, is sincere, and looks good to both of them. Whether it's being her friend, or uh... ahem, it's not a loss.

The two couldn't help but say at the same time: "Okay!"

Lu Fengxian laughed and said cheerfully, "You two really have a good understanding."

Yuan and Cao: "..."

The three of them pinched earth for incense, so they swore under the moon.

The three ranked their elders and younger ones. Yuan Shaoju is the elder brother, Cao Cao is the second, Lu Fengxian is the youngest, the third younger sister... Bah, third younger brother.

The three of Yuan, Cao and Lu knelt on the ground and kowtowed a few times. After getting up, the three of them stared at each other, always feeling that the current scene was a bit weird.

Yuan Shao coughed: "Stop kneeling on the ground, the ground is cold."

"Oh!" Lu Fengxian jumped up, and took Cao Cao's arm by the way, lifting him up as well.

She smiled and said: "Second brother, you are not in good health, I will help you."

Cao Cao: "..."

I really thank you!

Yuan Shao covered his mouth and sniggered, and added insult to injury: "Yes, yes, Meng De is the weakest. When we climb over the wall, he will always trip over it."

Lu Fengxian laughed out loud regardless of her image.

But even though she opened her mouth and laughed, she was quite straightforward and bright.

She is like a red carp, throwing herself into the stagnant daily life of the two of them, instantly bringing their life to life.

……

The three sat on the steps and talked about Lu Fengxian's long journey.

Lu Fengxian said that she was going to Yingchuan to have a look, because she had already sworn obeisance to the two, so she showed them the two imperial edicts she had received.

When Yuan Shao and Cao Cao saw the imperial decree, they were more excited than her, and they planned how to govern Yingchuan for her.

Lu Fengxian shook his head: "Compared to governing a city, I would rather go to the battlefield to kill the enemy."

When she talked about her ideals, she seemed to be shining, which was really heartbreaking.

Who wouldn't love such a powerful general?

Yuan Shao: "Back then, Duan Jiong also went to the battlefield to kill the enemy, but didn't he return to Luoyang to become an official? How far a general can go, as a hero, he has to think about the future."

Lu Fengxian fell back, put his arms on the upper step, and smiled lazily: "It's good to die on the battlefield at that time, and the horse leather shroud is also good."

"No!"

"no!"

She opened her eyes wide, "Why are you two more reactive than me? Everyone is mortal, and it's better to die in battle than to die old in bed."

The thought of her pure white skin stained with the paleness of death, her beautiful color stained with blood, and dying alone on the battlefield, the two felt unbearable.

Cao Cao threatened: "The battlefield is extremely cruel. In order to record the battle achievements, the enemy will cut off his head or cut off his ears."

Yuan Shao's expression became serious: "When cleaning the battlefield, they will take a fancy to the armor and clothes of the dead, and will strip them all off. You will die naked."

Lu Fengxian smiled, she didn't seem to care at all whether she would die naked or not.

But both Cao Cao and Yuan Shao began to care.

Such a beautiful woman is like Ling Han's solitary plum blossom, she is only on the highest branch, she should not be scattered into mud and let others trample on her.

Cao Cao thought for a while: "If you become the prefect, you can also appoint and remove some officials, why don't I help..."

Lu Fengxian slapped him, "What nonsense are you talking about? With your family background, you will soon become a man. It will be a bright road in the future. Why are you messing around with me?"

She smiled and hugged the necks of the two, and said happily: "I still count on the two elder brothers to become high-ranking officials in the capital in the future, so take care of me a lot!"

Yuan Shao shook his head: "You are really lucky. Even if we become officials in the court, we will not be in the position of prefect all at once."

Lu Fengxian: "I am..."

She told some things about the emperor.

Yuan Shao and Cao Cao felt uncomfortable when they heard this.

This is the emperor who is rich in the world, really stupid.

The three chatted all night, and at some point, the three squeezed each other on the steps and fell asleep.

When it was dawn, the three of them woke up and found that their bodies were already wet with dew.

Hua Tuo grabbed the three of them and stuffed a bowl of dark medicine into each of them. Lu Fengxian increased the dose, and she wanted to drink two bowls.

The taste of that medicine was a pain that the three of them never wanted to recall in their entire lives.

Hua Tuo probably accidentally knocked over the dustpan while cooking the medicine, poured all the coptis in it, and the bitter man's teeth chattered.

Lu Fengxian thought happily in the bitterness: They are three sworn brothers in Taoyuan, and they are the three brothers of Huanglian, so they are quite equal.

The author has something to say: Idiot... the eldest son Yuan Shao + "the eunuch and the ugly" "I would rather teach me to bear the world than to teach the world to bear me" Cao Cao + "Slave with three surnames" Lu Bu~

Yuan Caolu: Hello everyone, the three of us have debuted in a group~

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