[Three Kingdoms] Lu Bu is a fake lord

"Why is Fengxian here?"

Lu Fengxian quickly waved his hands: "I offended the eunuch's uncle, their people have been looking for me, just now I accidentally bumped into that eunuch, I feel that the situation is not good, so I want to leave the city first."

Dong Zhuo's eyes became brighter: "It turns out that you were the one who kicked over the bloody BMW! If that's the case, I'll give you a ride."

Lu Fengxian refused: "You should not be involved in this matter."

Dong Zhuo said frankly: "What's the matter? Everyone knows the evil deeds of those eunuchs, but any man with blood will not join them."

Lu Fengxian still shook her head.

Dong Zhuo smiled and said, "Feng Xian can't trust me?"

Lu Fengxian thought for a while and said, "Then please Zhongying do me a favor and deliver the letter to my lodging."

Dong Zhuo responded to her request and gave her his horse.

Lu Fengxian turned back to look at Dong Zhuo's mount, but saw that the horse was red all over, with a vigorous figure and a very distinctive neighing sound.

Seeing the horse's joy, she couldn't help admiring: "What a horse!"

Dong Zhuo looked at her expression and said with a smile: "If Fengxian likes it, then I will give it to Fengxian."

Lu Fengxian shook his head: "This BMW is a good mount for fighting the enemy. The general still needs to rely on him to fight in the battlefield. Bu is now dressed in white and is not worthy of this good horse."

Dong Zhuo smiled and said: "Fengxian, your future is limitless, and only my... red rabbit horse in the world is worthy of you to ride."

Lu Fengxian panted heavily listening to him, and glanced at him suspiciously.

Dong Zhuo took the rein and stuffed it into her hand.

His big palm wrapped around her hand, clenched it a little bit, and said with a smile: "I really want to befriend you, Fengxian."

Lu Fengxian couldn't refuse, but he really liked the BMW, so he agreed.

"Thank you Zhongying, Bu will surely repay you in the future."

Dong Zhuo narrowed his eyes, and patted Lu Fengxian's shoulder naturally: "Ha, then Zhuo is waiting."

Lu Fengxian nodded, turned over and jumped onto the horse.

However, the moment she jumped up, the red rabbit horse suddenly kicked its front legs and leaned back, trying to throw her off.

Dong Zhuo laughed and said, "I forgot to tell Fengxian. This horse is not for others to ride. It has a very strong temper. Although I can ride it for a while, it still won't listen to me most of the time. If Fengxian can tame this horse The horse, Zhuo Dingran offered it with both hands."

Lu Fengxian thought to himself: No wonder he was so kind and gave her such a horse. It turned out to be a fierce horse that even he couldn't tame!

Lu Fengxian raised the corner of her mouth, her eyes brightened: "That's just right, I like strong ones, and a baby with a strong temperament makes me have a tame desire!"

She clamped her long legs, stretched her arms, grabbed the rein and reined in fiercely, her voice was fierce and low: "I want it to surrender just for me, obediently let me ride, and become my thing!"

The red rabbit neighed, and the horse's eyes were full of rebellion.

She was even more excited, panting slightly: "If you can tame such a fierce horse, it will be really interesting! Haha——"

...Yeah, it was so much fun.

Dong Zhuo's eyes were wide open, staring closely at Lu Fengxian, who was extremely dazzling and wild in the sunlight, his Adam's apple tightened inch by inch.

Lu Fengxian turned his horse's head and said to Dong Zhuo: "Just leave!"

After saying that, the red rabbit horse under her pawed its hooves and jumped out.

The hooves of the horses beat fast, leaving only flying dust.

Dong Zhuo was so engrossed in watching that he forgot to dodge for a while, coughing from the dust, but his tiger eyes became deeper and deeper.

Who in the world would not want such a precious horse?Who in the world would not want such a beloved person?

Lu Bu is among the people, and the red rabbit among the horses!

……

Lv Fengxian drove this wild and unruly red rabbit horse, and ran all the way to the gate of the city.

Before approaching the city gate, she saw more soldiers guarding the city gate from a distance, and she even heard those soldiers describe her appearance and wanted to arrest her.

Lu Fengxian took out the "Book of Heaven without Words" to see if there was any way to get out of the city without anyone noticing. After looking through it for a long time, her eyes stopped on an idiom that just appeared not long ago.

——"Cutting off the beard and discarding the robe."

The story below this idiom tells how Cao Cao met Ma Chao, how he cut his beard and robe, and fled in defeat.She wanted to secretly use it on Cao Cao to see how it would work, but she didn't think it would happen for a while.

Although cutting the beard and abandoning the robe is used to describe the look of being defeated, at least he escaped successfully, maybe it can be used at this time?

Lu Fengxian flicked the pages of the book lightly, and after she put on the skill of "cutting the beard and discarding the robe", she was horrified to find that she had started to untie the belt by herself.

"..."

Pit people!

She took off her vermilion official robe, and when she turned around, she found a tall and handsome man standing against the wall. He was staring blankly at her with drunken eyes and flushed cheeks.

Lu Fengxian looked into the distance and saw a restaurant.

It turned out to be a guest who came out of the wine shop to sober up.

Maybe she frightened him by taking off her clothes in the street?

There are still a few young people talking in the restaurant, they seem to be Tai students, and they are judging the court figures while drinking wine.

Lu Fengxian turned her head, and carefully looked at the sober man again, seeing that he was handsome, elegant and majestic, she smiled at him.

When the man was laughed at by her, his body softened and he leaned against the wall.

He stretched out his hand, put the back of his hand on his forehead, and muttered to himself, "Am I really drunk?"

Otherwise, how could you see the fairy taking off her feather coat?

Lu Fengxian was in a hurry to get out of the city, and she was reluctant to throw away the new clothes she had just worn once. Seeing that the imperial student was pleasing to the eye, she stuffed the clothes into the man's hands.

Startled by the sudden touch in his hand, the man suddenly opened his eyes and met Lu Fengxian's eyes.

Lu Fengxian casually said, "I see you off."

She turned over and jumped onto the horse's back, and the red rabbit horse carried Lu Fengxian, who was only wearing a white jacket, away.

The man's eyes diverged because of his drunkenness. In a haze, he seemed to see the fairy in white stepping on the magnificent sunlight, walking away lightly.

He blinked vigorously, and waited for his eyes to focus, but he only saw the pedestrians coming and going at the gate of the city, not the magnificent figure from behind.

"Is it just a dream?"

He leaned back, leaning his neck against the cold stone wall, the coolness finally woke him up, and also made him aware of the strangeness in his hands.

Alcohol clouded his brain and slowed his movements.

He slowly raised his hand, staring at the scarlet robe in his hand for a long time, suddenly a tremor shot up from his back, like a bolt of lightning hitting his chaotic brain, he couldn't help trembling.

His cheeks were red, as if he was on fire.

He looked flustered and at a loss, but his palms still tightly grasped the robe that was still warm. Maybe he was holding it too tightly, and he even smelled the fresh fragrance on the robe.

What kind of incense is this?

He thought about it here and there, and before he came back to his senses, he heard someone call him "Jing Sheng, what are you doing".

His mind was tied up, and he subconsciously grabbed the red robe and stuffed it into the sleeve.

As soon as it was half-stuffed, it was seen by others.

"Jing Sheng, what is this?"

"Where did you get your clothes?"

"You just go out to sober up for a while, why do you have an extra dress?"

As they chatted, his head hurt even more.

"Hey, no, is this an official robe? It's still new!"

Official gown?

He lowered his head and looked at it carefully, and it really was a newly made official robe.

Everyone started discussing, talking and talking, the topic actually went to Zhiguai.

Someone patted him on the shoulder with a smile: "Could it be that an immortal gave you an official robe to Jing Sheng, implying that you will have a prosperous official career?"

"Haha, how can he be a prosperous official? Look at his pink face and peach cheeks, he is clearly the star of the red luan!"

His face turned redder.

With the strength of drinking, everyone made fun of him.

"Jing Sheng, you must have met a goddess, right?"

He hugged the red robe, blushing, Qiqi Ai said: "Don't, don't talk nonsense."

"Come on, show us the official robe given by the goddess, well, it seems to be a bit fragrant."

Seeing someone approaching, he quickly hugged his clothes and squeezed the crowd away.

"I still have something to do, let's go first, and we will get together later."

After all, he was like a stingy businessman holding his baby and running away.

……

Two flowers bloom, one branch each.

After Lu Fengxian threw away his robe, he drove the red rabbit to the city gate.

She originally thought that if she really couldn't make it through, she would rush out, but she didn't expect that the dozens of soldiers guarding the gate of the city would become blind at the same time, just watching her leave the city helplessly.

When she passed by them, she even heard them say "brace yourselves, don't let that woman go".

Lu Fengxian snorted inwardly.

No wonder I didn't see her, it turned out that everyone was really blind, how could such a handsome hero with long legs and strong strength be a woman?

She left the city smoothly, but she was worried that these soldiers would patrol the gate of the city, so she ran further and stopped outside a tea kiosk.

She waited for Hua Tuo and the others to join her, and checked her "Wordless Heavenly Book" by the way.

She found that the ink of the unused idioms and sayings in the front of the book gradually faded, and it seemed that this page would be blank again in a short time.

The idioms and colloquial skills she can use are only ten.

Pity.

She rubbed her fingertips on the original page of "Cutting the Beard and Abandoning the Robe", and couldn't help laughing.

Judging from her impression of Cao Cao, Cao Mengde does have a heroic spirit and is farsighted. In the future, there will be someone who pushes him to such a point. I really want to meet him.

Ma Chao?

Just because of his surname, Lu Fengxian has a special affection for him.

She leaned down and hugged Chituma's neck, and said with a smile: "My little baby, have you seen my might? Are you satisfied with what you see?"

Chitu: "..."

Mad is retarded!

"Now you admit that I am your master?"

Chituma neighed and shook his head, as if he wanted to shake off her arm, but the strength he could use was not that great.

Lu Fengxian smiled and kissed it: "Baby, leave everything to me, and I will make your reputation famous all over the world."

The red rabbit horse paved the ground with its hooves, then lowered its head and gnawed on the grass.

She combed its mane gently, and stroked the smooth texture of the red rabbit horse. She really liked it more and more, and she couldn't wait to sleep on its horseback at night.

……

When Lu Fengxian was taking care of the red rabbit horse with grass roots in his mouth, he saw two big men squeezed on top of a little donkey from a distance. An unridden old horse.

Lu Fengxian was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but said: "What kind of hobbies are you guys insisting on being squeezed on top of a little donkey? Ouch, I feel so sorry for you."

As she spoke, she greeted the two of them.

Dong Zhuo and Hua Tuo on the back of the donkey froze at the same time, and they couldn't help showing a little expectation in their expressions.

However, in front of the two of them, she put her arms around the little donkey's neck.

"Baby, you must have endured a weight that you shouldn't bear, it's really distressing!"

Dong Zhuo: "..."

Hua Tuo: "..."

My heart... hurts so much.

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